Since the trolls have been requesting us atheist-agnostic types to "pray"
for our fellow free-thinkers. I thought I'd repay the favor by repeating a
"revised" version of a prayer I've submitted before for any troll who may
be "watching." It's one that really touches my heart. It is dedicated (in
particular) to all those unscrupulous and idiotic Christian-Nazi
pastor-preacher types of the far right who feel *we* are complete idiots
and deserve extermination. It goes something like this:


"Lord, please tell the people, that suffer from that insidious

brain-disease we humans call "religion," that there is no known cure for
them and that
they should stop praying to you because you do not exist and cannot hear
them. And also, Lord, would you prove your non-existence to those
good-hearted, well-meaning people who have been deceived their whole
lives
(by the Church) by turning into a bowl of Jell-O or something. See we
atheist/agnostics want to finally

see to it that all those money-grubbing right-wing TV evangelists who
pretend to see and hear you, start paying their

fair-share of taxes - and get their sorry-asses off the money
gravy-train
they've managed to ride for all these years because of you. And Lord, we
all
know that religion is a business but by you appearing to the faithful as
an image on a burnt piece of toast or a knot in a tree, you're not only
aiding and abetting unscrupulous TV evangelists and neo-con Republican
politicians
in perpetuating the notion that you exist, but you are lining the pockets
of these right-wing Republican rodents and douche-bags like there is no
tomorrow. So please
Lord, no more burnt toast images, or weeping Jesus pictures of
your Godness, alright? You're embarassing yourself. And remember to keep
remaining invisible and silent, Okay?

Greywolf

I know, I know. I should have taken more time with this before I posted. I
can't help myself. The "revision" was just too good.

Since the trolls have been requesting us atheist-agnostic types to "pray"
for our fellow free-thinkers. I thought I'd repay the favor by repeating a
"revised" version of a prayer I've submitted before. It's on that really
touches my heart. It is dedicated (in particular) to all those
unscrupulous Christian-Nazi pastor-preacher types of the far right who
feel we are complete idiots and deserve extermination. It goes something
like this:


"Lord, please tell the people, that suffer from that insidious

brain-disease we humans call "religion," that there is no known cure for
them and that
they should stop praying to you because you do not exist and cannot hear
them. And also, Lord, would you prove your non-existence to those
good-hearted, well-meaning people who have been deceived their whole
lives
(by the Church) by turning into a bowl of Jell-O or something. See we
atheist/agnostics want to finally

see to it that all those money-grubbing right-wing TV evangelists who
pretend to see and hear you, start paying their

fair-share of taxes - and get their sorry-asses off the money
gravy-train
they've managed to ride for all these years because of you. And Lord, we
all
know that religion is a business but by you appearing to the faithful as
an image on a burnt piece of toast or a knot in a tree, you're not only
aiding and abetting unscrupulous TV evangelists and neo-con Republican
politicians
in perpetuating the notion that you exist, but you are lining the pockets
of these right-wing Republican rodents and douche-bags like there is no
tomorrow. So please
Lord, no more burnt toast images, or weeping Jesus pictures of
your Godness, alright?. And remember to keep remaining invisible and
silent, Okay?

Greywolf