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"Douglas Berry" |
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05 Oct 2003 02:38:59 PM |
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Another round of Christian mayhem and murder.. |
http://makeashorterlink.com/?U12426C16
"A woman opened fire at an Atlanta church before services started
Sunday morning, killing her mother and the minister before committing
suicide."
What I fiond interesting is that the mother had taken her daughter out
of a psychiatric care facility not long before the shootings. Gee
lady, that was a good move!
The last line is the best:
"We're such a loving church, a family church," Miller said. "We'll
support each other through this."
A loving family church except for the family members who go crazy and
gun their mothers down.
Can you imagine the interviews for the new pastor?
--
Douglas Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
Ezekiel 13:20 "Wherefore thus saith the
Lord GOD; Behold, I am against your pillows"
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| User: "John Hattan" |
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| Title: Re: Another round of Christian mayhem and murder.. |
05 Oct 2003 04:18:24 PM |
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Douglas Berry <penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote:
http://makeashorterlink.com/?U12426C16
"A woman opened fire at an Atlanta church before services started
Sunday morning, killing her mother and the minister before committing
suicide."
What I fiond interesting is that the mother had taken her daughter out
of a psychiatric care facility not long before the shootings. Gee
lady, that was a good move!
The last line is the best:
"We're such a loving church, a family church," Miller said. "We'll
support each other through this."
A loving family church except for the family members who go crazy and
gun their mothers down.
Can you imagine the interviews for the new pastor?
These shootings would stop if churches were forced to display the Ten
Commandments.
---
John Hattan Grand High UberPope - First Church of Shatnerology
john@thecodezone.com http://www.shatnerology.com
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| User: "Brian Westley" |
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| Title: AQOTM nom (was Re: Another round of Christian mayhem and murder..) |
06 Oct 2003 09:09:57 AM |
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John Hattan <john@thecodezone.com> writes:
Douglas Berry <penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote:
http://makeashorterlink.com/?U12426C16
"A woman opened fire at an Atlanta church before services started
Sunday morning, killing her mother and the minister before committing
suicide."
....
nominated bit:
These shootings would stop if churches were forced to display the Ten
Commandments.
Seconded?
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Merlyn LeRoy
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| User: "Marvin" |
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| Title: Re: AQOTM nom (was Re: Another round of Christian mayhem and murder..) |
06 Oct 2003 09:26:30 AM |
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"Brian Westley" <westley@visi.com> wrote in message
news:3f8177b5$0$34185$a1866201@newsreader.visi.com...
John Hattan <john@thecodezone.com> writes:
Douglas Berry <penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote:
http://makeashorterlink.com/?U12426C16
"A woman opened fire at an Atlanta church before services
started
Sunday morning, killing her mother and the minister before
committing
suicide."
...
nominated bit:
These shootings would stop if churches were forced to
display the Ten
Commandments.
Seconded?
---
Merlyn LeRoy
I've never found out what the requirements are to be a
"member," but I did literally Laugh Out Loud at this one--an
audible near-guffaw, at least. Anyway, accept my seconding if
I'm eligible, and my appreciation if not.
--
Marvin
To reply, burn off fog.
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| User: "*Nemo*" |
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| Title: Re: AQOTM nom (was Re: Another round of Christian mayhem and murder..) |
06 Oct 2003 06:43:43 PM |
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In article <MYegb.1195$LW.707925095@twister2.starband.net>,
"Marvin" <marvin2@fogstarband.net> wrote:
"Brian Westley" <westley@visi.com> wrote in message
news:3f8177b5$0$34185$a1866201@newsreader.visi.com...
John Hattan <john@thecodezone.com> writes:
Douglas Berry <penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote:
http://makeashorterlink.com/?U12426C16
"A woman opened fire at an Atlanta church before services
started
Sunday morning, killing her mother and the minister before
committing
suicide."
...
nominated bit:
These shootings would stop if churches were forced to
display the Ten
Commandments.
Seconded?
---
Merlyn LeRoy
I've never found out what the requirements are to be a
"member," but I did literally Laugh Out Loud at this one--an
audible near-guffaw, at least. Anyway, accept my seconding if
I'm eligible, and my appreciation if not.
If you're an atheist, you're eligible to participate and vote. I'd
record your second, only the quote was nominated and seconded last night.
Cheers!
--
Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
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| User: "John Hattan" |
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| Title: Re: AQOTM nom (was Re: Another round of Christian mayhem and murder..) |
06 Oct 2003 07:29:31 PM |
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*Nemo* <nemo0037@yahoo.NOSPMPLS.com> wrote:
In article <MYegb.1195$LW.707925095@twister2.starband.net>,
"Marvin" <marvin2@fogstarband.net> wrote:
"Brian Westley" <westley@visi.com> wrote in message
news:3f8177b5$0$34185$a1866201@newsreader.visi.com...
John Hattan <john@thecodezone.com> writes:
Douglas Berry <penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote:
http://makeashorterlink.com/?U12426C16
"A woman opened fire at an Atlanta church before services
started
Sunday morning, killing her mother and the minister before
committing
suicide."
...
nominated bit:
These shootings would stop if churches were forced to
display the Ten
Commandments.
Seconded?
---
Merlyn LeRoy
I've never found out what the requirements are to be a
"member," but I did literally Laugh Out Loud at this one--an
audible near-guffaw, at least. Anyway, accept my seconding if
I'm eligible, and my appreciation if not.
If you're an atheist, you're eligible to participate and vote. I'd
record your second, only the quote was nominated and seconded last night.
Hot damn tamale, I rule.
---
John Hattan Grand High UberPope - First Church of Shatnerology
john@thecodezone.com http://www.shatnerology.com
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| User: "Mekkala" |
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| Title: Re: AQOTM nom (was Re: Another round of Christian mayhem and murder..) |
06 Oct 2003 03:37:48 PM |
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On 06 Oct 2003, "Marvin" <marvin2@fogstarband.net> screwed up his face,
groaned, pushed hard, and farted out the following message in
news:MYegb.1195$LW.707925095@twister2.starband.net:
"Brian Westley" <westley@visi.com> wrote in message
news:3f8177b5$0$34185$a1866201@newsreader.visi.com...
John Hattan <john@thecodezone.com> writes:
Douglas Berry <penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote:
http://makeashorterlink.com/?U12426C16
"A woman opened fire at an Atlanta church before services
started
Sunday morning, killing her mother and the minister before
committing
suicide."
...
nominated bit:
These shootings would stop if churches were forced to
display the Ten
Commandments.
Seconded?
---
Merlyn LeRoy
I've never found out what the requirements are to be a
"member," but I did literally Laugh Out Loud at this one--an
audible near-guffaw, at least. Anyway, accept my seconding if
I'm eligible, and my appreciation if not.
If you're an atheist, you can second it. There's no "membership"
(except in the EAC (ntie,oc)).
--
Mekkala, Atheist #2148
"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly
realized I was talking to myself!"
--Peter O'Toole.
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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| Title: Re: AQOTM nom (was Re: Another round of Christian mayhem and murder..) |
06 Oct 2003 07:51:08 PM |
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On Mon, 06 Oct 2003 14:26:30 GMT, "Marvin" <marvin2@fogstarband.net>
posted in alt.atheism:
I've never found out what the requirements are to be a
"member," but I did literally Laugh Out Loud at this one--an
audible near-guffaw, at least. Anyway, accept my seconding if
I'm eligible, and my appreciation if not.
The requirements are quite simple: you have to be an atheist or
agnostic.
--
"Every sensible man, every honest man, must hold the christian sect in horror. 'But what
shall we substitute in its place?' you say. What? A ferocious animal has sucked the
blood of my relatives. I tell you to rid yourselves of this beast and you ask me what
you shall put in its place?" - Voltaire
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
rukbat at optonline dot net
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: AQOTM nom (was Re: Another round of Christian mayhem and murder..) |
06 Oct 2003 08:50:05 PM |
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On Mon, 06 Oct 2003 14:26:30 GMT, "Marvin" <marvin2@fogstarband.net>,
Message ID: <MYegb.1195$LW.707925095@twister2.starband.net> wrote in
alt.atheism;
"Brian Westley" <westley@visi.com> wrote in message
news:3f8177b5$0$34185$a1866201@newsreader.visi.com...
John Hattan <john@thecodezone.com> writes:
Douglas Berry <penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote:
http://makeashorterlink.com/?U12426C16
"A woman opened fire at an Atlanta church before services
started
Sunday morning, killing her mother and the minister before
committing
suicide."
...
nominated bit:
These shootings would stop if churches were forced to
display the Ten
Commandments.
Seconded?
---
Merlyn LeRoy
I've never found out what the requirements are to be a
"member," but I did literally Laugh Out Loud at this one--an
audible near-guffaw, at least. Anyway, accept my seconding if
I'm eligible, and my appreciation if not.
If you're an atheist that is all that's required.
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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| User: "Bill, The Avender" |
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| Title: Re: AQOTM nom (was Re: Another round of Christian mayhem and murder..) |
06 Oct 2003 09:36:31 PM |
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In alt.atheism on Mon, 06 Oct 2003 18:50:05 -0700, stoney
<stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Mon, 06 Oct 2003 14:26:30 GMT, "Marvin" <marvin2@fogstarband.net>,
Message ID: <MYegb.1195$LW.707925095@twister2.starband.net> wrote in
alt.atheism;
"Brian Westley" <westley@visi.com> wrote in message
news:3f8177b5$0$34185$a1866201@newsreader.visi.com...
John Hattan <john@thecodezone.com> writes:
Douglas Berry <penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote:
http://makeashorterlink.com/?U12426C16
"A woman opened fire at an Atlanta church before services
started
Sunday morning, killing her mother and the minister before
committing
suicide."
...
nominated bit:
These shootings would stop if churches were forced to
display the Ten
Commandments.
Seconded?
---
Merlyn LeRoy
I've never found out what the requirements are to be a
"member," but I did literally Laugh Out Loud at this one--an
audible near-guffaw, at least. Anyway, accept my seconding if
I'm eligible, and my appreciation if not.
If you're an atheist that is all that's required.
Barring that, as while I might have missed it I've not seen a truly
affirmative reply yet, *I* second the bloody thing "just in case"!
:-) And if Marvin's indeed an atheist (I assume so, but could be
wrong), then consider this a "third". :-)
--
L8r,
Avender
- -- - -- - -- - -- - -- - -- - -- - -- - --
Common is the man who can be fashioned into a
reflection of the era in which he lives.
Rare is the man who can take the era in which
he lives, and fashion it into a reflection
of himself.
- -- - -- - -- - -- - -- - -- - -- - -- - --
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| User: "Marvin" |
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| Title: Re: AQOTM nom (was Re: Another round of Christian mayhem and murder..) |
13 Oct 2003 06:52:06 PM |
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"Bill, The Avender" <Avender@SpamMeNot.com> wrote in message
news:3f882639.10734872@newsgroups.bellsouth.net...
In alt.atheism on Mon, 06 Oct 2003 18:50:05 -0700, stoney
<stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Mon, 06 Oct 2003 14:26:30 GMT, "Marvin"
<marvin2@fogstarband.net>,
Message ID: <MYegb.1195$LW.707925095@twister2.starband.net>
wrote in
alt.atheism;
"Brian Westley" <westley@visi.com> wrote in message
news:3f8177b5$0$34185$a1866201@newsreader.visi.com...
John Hattan <john@thecodezone.com> writes:
Douglas Berry <penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com>
wrote:
http://makeashorterlink.com/?U12426C16
"A woman opened fire at an Atlanta church before
services
started
Sunday morning, killing her mother and the minister
before
committing
suicide."
...
nominated bit:
These shootings would stop if churches were forced to
display the Ten
Commandments.
Seconded?
---
Merlyn LeRoy
I've never found out what the requirements are to be a
"member," but I did literally Laugh Out Loud at this
one--an
audible near-guffaw, at least. Anyway, accept my
seconding if
I'm eligible, and my appreciation if not.
If you're an atheist that is all that's required.
Barring that, as while I might have missed it I've not seen
a truly
affirmative reply yet, *I* second the bloody thing "just in
case"!
:-) And if Marvin's indeed an atheist (I assume so, but
could be
wrong), then consider this a "third". :-)
--
L8r,
Avender
Thanks, everyone. I posted to this tread, and it promptly
disappeared. It's back tonight, so I know I meet the
requirements.
--
Marvin
To reply, burn off fog.
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: AQOTM Nomination--Re: Another round of Christian mayhem and murder.. |
05 Oct 2003 05:59:49 PM |
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John Hattan <john@thecodezone.com> wrote in
news:ij21ovgoqgb6bn3im4l9di8ojopivbq9kg@4ax.com:
Douglas Berry <penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote:
http://makeashorterlink.com/?U12426C16
"A woman opened fire at an Atlanta church before services started
Sunday morning, killing her mother and the minister before committing
suicide."
What I fiond interesting is that the mother had taken her daughter out
of a psychiatric care facility not long before the shootings. Gee
lady, that was a good move!
The last line is the best:
"We're such a loving church, a family church," Miller said. "We'll
support each other through this."
A loving family church except for the family members who go crazy and
gun their mothers down.
Can you imagine the interviews for the new pastor?
Nominated bit:
These shootings would stop if churches were forced to display the Ten
Commandments.
Such artful use of irony. I demand a second!
--
Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
"And the knowledge that they fear
Is a weapon to be used against them."
--Rush, "The Weapon"
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| User: "Liz" |
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| Title: Re: AQOTM Nomination--Re: Another round of Christian mayhem and murder.. |
05 Oct 2003 06:12:37 PM |
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On Sun, 05 Oct 2003 22:59:49 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> in news message
<Xns940BB715D9A33askifyouwantit@216.77.188.16> wrote:
John Hattan <john@thecodezone.com> wrote in
news:ij21ovgoqgb6bn3im4l9di8ojopivbq9kg@4ax.com:
Nominated bit:
These shootings would stop if churches were forced to display the Ten
Commandments.
Such artful use of irony. I demand a second!
Second.
Überwench #658 Now a *real* atheist!
Dame Liz the Undaunted BAAWA
Charter Member of SMASH
and Queen of the known universe
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| User: "Walking on Glass" |
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| Title: Re: AQOTM Nomination--Re: Another round of Christian mayhem and murder.. |
05 Oct 2003 08:34:09 PM |
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And it came to pass that Liz <ehuth1@donotspam.com> did write in
alt.atheism, news:pn81ovc4fruo5g3ptkviron0usn29gkeum@4ax.com:
On Sun, 05 Oct 2003 22:59:49 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> in news message
<Xns940BB715D9A33askifyouwantit@216.77.188.16> wrote:
John Hattan <john@thecodezone.com> wrote in
news:ij21ovgoqgb6bn3im4l9di8ojopivbq9kg@4ax.com:
Nominated bit:
These shootings would stop if churches were forced to display the Ten
Commandments.
Such artful use of irony. I demand a second!
Second.
And thirdeded!
--
Walking on Glass (remove NOSPAM to email me)
AA #2053 Zymurgist #12
"If you want to save your child from polio, you can pray or
you can inoculate...Try science"
Carl Sagan - "The Demon-Haunted World"
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| User: "*Nemo*" |
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| Title: Re: AQOTM Nomination--Re: Another round of Christian mayhem and murder.. |
06 Oct 2003 06:41:58 PM |
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In article <pn81ovc4fruo5g3ptkviron0usn29gkeum@4ax.com>,
Liz <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote:
On Sun, 05 Oct 2003 22:59:49 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> in news message
<Xns940BB715D9A33askifyouwantit@216.77.188.16> wrote:
John Hattan <john@thecodezone.com> wrote in
news:ij21ovgoqgb6bn3im4l9di8ojopivbq9kg@4ax.com:
Nominated bit:
These shootings would stop if churches were forced to display the Ten
Commandments.
Such artful use of irony. I demand a second!
Second.
Recorded.
Überwench #658 Now a *real* atheist!
Dame Liz the Undaunted BAAWA
Charter Member of SMASH
and Queen of the known universe
--
Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
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| User: "Jos Flachs" |
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| Title: Re: Another round of Christian mayhem and murder.. |
06 Oct 2003 01:20:07 AM |
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On Sun, 05 Oct 2003 16:18:24 -0500, John Hattan <john@thecodezone.com>
wrote:
Douglas Berry <penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote:
http://makeashorterlink.com/?U12426C16
"A woman opened fire at an Atlanta church before services started
Sunday morning, killing her mother and the minister before committing
suicide."
What I fiond interesting is that the mother had taken her daughter out
of a psychiatric care facility not long before the shootings. Gee
lady, that was a good move!
The last line is the best:
"We're such a loving church, a family church," Miller said. "We'll
support each other through this."
A loving family church except for the family members who go crazy and
gun their mothers down.
Can you imagine the interviews for the new pastor?
These shootings would stop if churches were forced to display the Ten
Commandments.
Pity the daughter committed suicide. The congregation should have
stoned her...
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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| Title: Re: Another round of Christian mayhem and murder.. |
06 Oct 2003 07:50:33 PM |
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On Mon, 06 Oct 2003 13:20:07 +0700, Jos Flachs
<'wcruise'@ksc15.th.com> posted in alt.atheism:
Pity the daughter committed suicide. The congregation should have
stoned her...
Why? She was just obeying Jebus and hating her mother.
--
"A truly unselfish act would be a Christian volunteering to have his soul take your
soul's place in hell, so yours could go to Heaven. Don't hold your breath."
- John Popelish
&
"The United States of America is not in any sense founded on the Christian Religion"
- Treaty of Tripoli, 1797, ratified by Congress
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
rukbat at optonline dot net
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Another round of Christian mayhem and murder.. |
06 Oct 2003 08:49:22 PM |
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On Mon, 06 Oct 2003 13:20:07 +0700, Jos Flachs <'wcruise'@ksc15.th.com>,
Message ID: <0dn1ov479q5uol2bu115mipmqpksref6of@4ax.com> wrote in
alt.atheism;
On Sun, 05 Oct 2003 16:18:24 -0500, John Hattan <john@thecodezone.com>
wrote:
Douglas Berry <penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote:
http://makeashorterlink.com/?U12426C16
"A woman opened fire at an Atlanta church before services started
Sunday morning, killing her mother and the minister before committing
suicide."
What I fiond interesting is that the mother had taken her daughter out
of a psychiatric care facility not long before the shootings. Gee
lady, that was a good move!
The last line is the best:
"We're such a loving church, a family church," Miller said. "We'll
support each other through this."
A loving family church except for the family members who go crazy and
gun their mothers down.
Can you imagine the interviews for the new pastor?
These shootings would stop if churches were forced to display the Ten
Commandments.
Pity the daughter committed suicide. The congregation should have
stoned her...
/me sees the lead lay person rush out of the sanctuary with the
hookah......
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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| User: "MarkA" |
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| Title: Re: Another round of Christian mayhem and murder.. |
06 Oct 2003 06:42:34 AM |
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On Mon, 06 Oct 2003 13:20:07 +0700, Jos Flachs wrote:
On Sun, 05 Oct 2003 16:18:24 -0500, John Hattan <john@thecodezone.com>
wrote:
Douglas Berry <penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote:
http://makeashorterlink.com/?U12426C16
"A woman opened fire at an Atlanta church before services started Sunday
morning, killing her mother and the minister before committing suicide."
What I fiond interesting is that the mother had taken her daughter out
of a psychiatric care facility not long before the shootings. Gee lady,
that was a good move!
The last line is the best:
"We're such a loving church, a family church," Miller said. "We'll
support each other through this."
A loving family church except for the family members who go crazy and
gun their mothers down.
Can you imagine the interviews for the new pastor?
These shootings would stop if churches were forced to display the Ten
Commandments.
Pity the daughter committed suicide. The congregation should have stoned
her...
True. Using a firearm on a Sunday could easily be construed as not
"Remembering the Sabbath day." They could stone her like the guy who was
picking up sticks.
--
MarkA
(still caught in the maze of twisty little passages, all different)
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