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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "HVAC"
Date: 26 Sep 2006 11:38:15 AM
Object: Anyone Who Has Heard Of Twonky...Read This
Twonky tries to come off as one of god's angels.
He claims the moral high ground.
These are HIS words.
Does anything here seem out of place?
Twonky will try and do the usual Twonky shuffle- He'll
duck and weave, change the subject, minimize, obfuscate
and *****.
Well, here it is, and this is only a tiny portion... in
Twonky's own words..........
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"Twonky" <two...@mindspring.com> wrote in message =
news:a4ckm6$k2l$1@slb5.atl.mindspring.net...
But if you have little whiners...I recommend.
After the little whiner passes out from the violent shaking.
Throwing the little whiner from a car, traveling at a fast clip,
works very well. It's better if you put the little whiner in a plastic
bag first. Not as messy...unless the bag gets hit by a truck.
Or rolled under a car.
Rob Rob Rob....I feel like strangling you. You're like a whining
infant who I want to shake violently! And throw against the wall.
"Twonky can't count to ten without fucking it up" -TimK
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User: "Kadaltcha Man"

Title: Re: Anyone Who Has Heard Of Twonky...Read This 26 Sep 2006 12:14:39 PM
HVAC wrote:

Twonky

WHO?
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http://unixd0rk.com/~rob/usenet/bawana/sockpuppets/dumbfuck.html
Roberta "Foxymopjockeychickenwrist" Wolfe
"The talk of the sekret AUK
off-newsgroup listserves!"
<insert pied piper song here>
______
cujo: Just wait for the whine it's been going on about for over
cujo: four years: a s00p3r s3kr1t |\/|41|_`1|\|9 lits where
cujo: everyone talks about teh Jop Mockey all day long.
me: whaddayaknow... here's an archive of one:
me: http://unixd0rk.com/~rob/usenet/aar_skeptics/
me: DOOP!!!!42!
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Abraham Lincoln was a bonehead
he shouldla turned around
and punched John Wilkes Booth
in the eye.
But I guess he preferred
to watcha stupid ***** play
with some guy dressed up as a tree
in it.
How the hell did he win the civil war
and build a log cabin
with his bare hands
(as the legend says)?
He didn't even have the instinct
to know he was about to get shot from behind:
I hope the next president won't be enshrined
he's got two eyes in the back of his head instead of
two holes... [realer - by Feller Quentin and "the latter"]
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Roberta Looks Better in a Skirt than you do:
http://tinyurl.com/lfklv
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"That's all fine... but nobody is going to take anything seriously coming from
a twat who brags about how intimidating his Cannibal Corpse shirts are." -
CujoDesockpuppet Thread-Killer #453
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"I get a summons to appear for jury duty.
I did this once before in Philly. Their policy was "One trial or one day" and
they wouldn't bother you after that.
I get my ***** up on Friday (my day off) at 6am so I could be sure not to get
there late and have to go through this ordeal again. Turns out it's a capital
murder trial and is expected to last several weeks. This is not exactly an
appealing prospect, so at break, I hustle to a liquor store and snag one of
those sample whiskies and gargle it for about 30 seconds or so and use the
little bit on the bottom for aftershave. Got my ***** out of there in record
time. " - Cujo shares a crafty scheme to get out of jury duty and present
yourself to the court as an irresponsible drunk all at the same time in
<778c47$pvd$1@newshost.cyberramp.net>.
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"AUK is a pellet gun" - K A Cannon on AUK's effectiveness
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User: "Sir Gilligan Horry"

Title: Re: Anyone Who Has Heard Of Twonky...Read This 26 Sep 2006 12:42:28 PM
Twonky is more interesting than the fluffing GALACTRICK
FEDERUNALIENABLENATION.
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On 26 Sep 2006 09:38:15 -0700, "HVAC" <MR.HVAC@gmail.com> wrote:

Twonky tries to come off as one of god's angels.
He claims the moral high ground.

These are HIS words.

Does anything here seem out of place?

Twonky will try and do the usual Twonky shuffle- He'll
duck and weave, change the subject, minimize, obfuscate
and *****.

Well, here it is, and this is only a tiny portion... in
Twonky's own words..........
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Twonky" <two...@mindspring.com> wrote in message =
news:a4ckm6$k2l$1@slb5.atl.mindspring.net...
But if you have little whiners...I recommend.
After the little whiner passes out from the violent shaking.
Throwing the little whiner from a car, traveling at a fast clip,
works very well. It's better if you put the little whiner in a plastic
bag first. Not as messy...unless the bag gets hit by a truck.
Or rolled under a car.

Rob Rob Rob....I feel like strangling you. You're like a whining
infant who I want to shake violently! And throw against the wall.




"Twonky can't count to ten without fucking it up" -TimK

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