To <SLAP>

To Elsie, Capgun, and ***** Jaye, I am begging you not to
take out your frustrations on your wife/boyfriend or
children or dog. Elsie has already admitted making his dog
run for miles, and I can only guess by what sadistically
cruel means. It's evident to us all that deep down you know
you're all total losers, but believe me, no matter how big
of losers you are, you can still redeem at least a small
part of yourselves.

If you've never read the book of Job, I suggest you do so
this evening. If the reading is too difficult for you, have
your boyfriend read it to you. Job was a man who, in spite
of misfortune, stood loyal to G_d. So try to be like Job!
Look for the silver linings in the clouds G_d sends your
way, instead of filling yourself with envy toward your
betters.

After Bob, for example, very innocently informed Elsie that
he recently earned $20,000 on a business transaction,
instead of expressing congratulations, as would have been
appropriate, Elsie displayed his horrible bitterness and
envy for all of usenet to see. Perhaps you don't realize
it yourselves, Elsie, Capgun,and ***** Jaye, but your
petty jealousy and envy are very apparent in all of your
responses to Bob. If you would only just stop worrying
about who, like Bob, is better than you and has more than
you, and begin to concentrate on bettering *yourselves*,
you would be a lot happier, not just in the long run, but
in the shorter run as well. And your wife/boyfriend and
children and dog would be happier too!

Remember, no matter how low you've sunk into the abyss
which you now find yourselves, you can still eventually
pull yourself out! Success is hard by the yard, but it's
a cinch by the inch! So go one inch at a time, Begin by
ceasing your drug and alcohol abuse, and then go find a
job. Perhaps you can sweep floors or even become a cook
at a fast food restaurant!

Be positive! You can do it!

Shalom

Rabbi Getiner

To Elsie, Capgun, and ***** Jaye, I am begging you not to

To Elsie, Capgun, and ***** Jaye, I am begging you not to
take out your frustrations on your wife/boyfriend or
children or dog. Elsie has already admitted making his dog
run for miles, and I can only guess by what sadistically
cruel means. It's evident to us all that deep down you know
you're all total losers, but believe me, no matter how big
of losers you are, you can still redeem at least a small
part of yourselves.

If you've never read the book of Job, I suggest you do so
this evening. If the reading is too difficult for you, have
your boyfriend read it to you. Job was a man who, in spite
of misfortune, stood loyal to G_d.

To Elsie, Capgun, and ***** Jaye, I am begging you not to
take out your frustrations on your wife/boyfriend or
children or dog. Elsie has already admitted making his dog
run for miles, and I can only guess by what sadistically
cruel means. It's evident to us all that deep down you know
you're all total losers, but believe me, no matter how big
of losers you are, you can still redeem at least a small
part of yourselves.

If you've never read the book of Job, I suggest you do so
this evening. If the reading is too difficult for you, have
your boyfriend read it to you. Job was a man who, in spite
of misfortune, stood loyal to G_d. So try to be like Job!
Look for the silver linings in the clouds G_d sends your
way, instead of filling yourself with envy toward your
betters.

After Bob, for example, very innocently informed Elsie that
he recently earned $20,000 on a business transaction,
instead of expressing congratulations, as would have been
appropriate, Elsie displayed his horrible bitterness and
envy for all of usenet to see. Perhaps you don't realize
it yourselves, Elsie, Capgun,and ***** Jaye, but your
petty jealousy and envy are very apparent in all of your
responses to Bob. If you would only just stop worrying
about who, like Bob, is better than you and has more than
you, and begin to concentrate on bettering *yourselves*,
you would be a lot happier, not just in the long run, but
in the shorter run as well. And your wife/boyfriend and
children and dog would be happier too!

Remember, no matter how low you've sunk into the abyss
which you now find yourselves, you can still eventually
pull yourself out! Success is hard by the yard, but it's
a cinch by the inch! So go one inch at a time, Begin by
ceasing your drug and alcohol abuse, and then go find a
job. Perhaps you can sweep floors or even become a cook
at a fast food restaurant!

Be positive! You can do it!

Shalom

Rabbi Getiner