Uncle Vic wrote:

I'm moving this to a more prominent place, as it is from a thread that's
buried fairly deep. The author is Bob Young.

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CURTAIN OPENS

[Menam the Priest talking with his buddies in the temple]:

Brothers the flock is restless I'm tired of 'em asking me ÒWhere is
your god you keep asking us to pray to, they insist on seeing him"

Rastus, [another priest]:

"I have the same problem, it's getting me down, they keep saying
'Where is your god, produce him, the Vishnus down the road have wooden
one in a hut for all to see, and more and more people are going to
pray thereÓ

Influx [Senior Priest]:

"Listen I have an idea, lets invite that fella Jesus who preaches so
well, we'll say he is god's son, we'll tell 'em 'e was borne of a
virgin;

That's stupid, when 'e dies we'll have to find another 'son of a god'

No we won't, when 'e dies we'll hide him away in a cave for a couple
of days then steal the body in the middle of the night and then,
listen to this your gonna love this, and then [chuckle] we'll tell 'em
[more chuckles] he floated up into the sky to heaven just above the
clouds and now sits on the right hand of god, we'll have 'em in the
palm of our hand for eternity.

[All priests together]:

"spontaneous cheering and laughterÓ.

Seconds anyone?

Awwwwwwww yeahhhhhh.

Seconded.