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Religions > Atheism |
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"Dave MaGee" |
| Date: |
11 Apr 2004 03:31:19 PM |
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Are You A John Kerry Fan????? |
Are You A John Kerry Fan?????
A teacher in a small Vermont town asks her class how many of them are
John Kerry fans. Not really knowing what a John Kerry fan is, but
wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands
except one boy. The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be
Different.
Johnny says, "I'm not a John Kerry fan."
The teacher says, "Why aren't you a John Kerry fan?"
Johnny says, "I'm a George Bush fan."
The teacher asks why he's a George Bush fan.
The boy says, "Well, my mom's a George Bush fan and my dad's a George
Bush Fan, so I'm a George Bush fan!"
The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Vermont, so she asks,
"What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would
that make you?"
Johnny says, "That would make me a John Kerry fan!
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| User: "Anthony Brant" |
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| Title: Re: Are You A John Kerry Fan????? |
11 Apr 2004 06:33:22 PM |
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Good, yet senseless joke.
George W. Bush, and all bigoted religious right conservative republicans
alike, are the morons and idiots, and their actions speak for themselves.
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Anthony Brant <adbrant@averu.net>
Minneapolis, Minnesota
"Dave MaGee" <dmagee@N0SPAM.C0M> wrote in message
news:anaj70hghr3vjtp1ceutbair3ojcol58ie@4ax.com...
Are You A John Kerry Fan?????
A teacher in a small Vermont town asks her class how many of them are
John Kerry fans. Not really knowing what a John Kerry fan is, but
wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands
except one boy. The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be
Different.
Johnny says, "I'm not a John Kerry fan."
The teacher says, "Why aren't you a John Kerry fan?"
Johnny says, "I'm a George Bush fan."
The teacher asks why he's a George Bush fan.
The boy says, "Well, my mom's a George Bush fan and my dad's a George
Bush Fan, so I'm a George Bush fan!"
The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Vermont, so she asks,
"What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would
that make you?"
Johnny says, "That would make me a John Kerry fan!
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| User: "Who Cares!" |
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| Title: Re: Are You A John Kerry Fan????? |
11 Apr 2004 10:06:04 PM |
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"Anthony Brant" <adbrant@averu.net> wrote in message
news:JP6dnZBrSINQSOTdRVn-tA@comcast.com...
| Good, yet senseless joke.
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| George W. Bush, and all bigoted religious right conservative
republicans
| alike, are the morons and idiots, and their actions speak for
themselves.
Your inclusiveness and sensitivity to diversity betray you.
But then again,
Who Cares!
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| User: "Anthony Brant" |
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| Title: Re: Are You A John Kerry Fan????? |
11 Apr 2004 10:14:05 PM |
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Your bigotry fucks you up.
No big words needed.
--
Anthony Brant <adbrant@averu.net>
Minneapolis, Minnesota
"Who Cares!" <whocares@freetidet.org> wrote in message
news:wInec.6366$A_4.2909@newsread1.news.pas.earthlink.net...
"Anthony Brant" <adbrant@averu.net> wrote in message
news:JP6dnZBrSINQSOTdRVn-tA@comcast.com...
| Good, yet senseless joke.
|
| George W. Bush, and all bigoted religious right conservative
republicans
| alike, are the morons and idiots, and their actions speak for
themselves.
Your inclusiveness and sensitivity to diversity betray you.
But then again,
Who Cares!
.
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| User: "Who Cares!" |
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| Title: Re: Are You A John Kerry Fan????? |
12 Apr 2004 05:40:09 PM |
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"Anthony Brant" <adbrant@averu.net> wrote in message
news:eMGdnX1VwqEVlOfdRVn-gg@comcast.com...
| Your bigotry fucks you up.
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| No big words needed.
SHow me where I am a bigot, fool.
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| --
| Anthony Brant <adbrant@averu.net>
| Minneapolis, Minnesota
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| "Who Cares!" <whocares@freetidet.org> wrote in message
| news:wInec.6366$A_4.2909@newsread1.news.pas.earthlink.net...
| >
| > "Anthony Brant" <adbrant@averu.net> wrote in message
| > news:JP6dnZBrSINQSOTdRVn-tA@comcast.com...
| > | Good, yet senseless joke.
| > |
| > | George W. Bush, and all bigoted religious right conservative
| > republicans
| > | alike, are the morons and idiots, and their actions speak for
| > themselves.
| >
| > Your inclusiveness and sensitivity to diversity betray you.
| >
| > But then again,
| > Who Cares!
| >
| >
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| User: "Malev" |
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| Title: Re: Are You A John Kerry Fan????? |
11 Apr 2004 05:34:19 PM |
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On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 16:31:19 -0400, Dave MaGee <dmagee@N0SPAM.C0M> wrote:
Are You A John Kerry Fan?????
alt.childish.political-jokes is thataway -------->|
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| User: "Frederick Shorts" |
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| Title: Re: Are You A John Kerry Fan????? |
16 Apr 2004 09:35:08 AM |
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Malev wrote:
On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 16:31:19 -0400, Dave MaGee <dmagee@N0SPAM.C0M> wrote:
Are You A John Kerry Fan?????
alt.childish.political-jokes is thataway -------->|
***** Malev. Youz are a fucking troll.
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