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"Andys the chink in gods armor" |
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24 Jan 2008 06:12:56 PM |
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are you built Ford Tough enough? |
Jesus Fucking Christ Compatibility Test
Produced by Jesus Christ Compatability Tests, LLC.
Name_____________________ Age___ Date________
All test forms will be given to Jesus Christ, where the questionnaire
will be assessed for overall correctness, honesty and accuracy. You
will receive results via email or telephone by Mr. Christ himself.
1. You find Jesus attractive...
A. Always
2. Jesus is funny...
A. Always
3. Jesus is... (circle all that apply)
A. Good looking
B. A real Cool Cat
C. Holy
D. Intelligent
E. Athletic
F. Gentlemanly
G. Nice to be around
H. Ingenious
I. Handsome
J. Built Ford tough
K. Well hung
L. Godly
M. Caring
N. Tolerant
O. Sexy
4. Given the chance, would you make crazy, sweaty car sex with Jesus?
A. Yes.
5. Choose the best choice to describe yourself.
A. I am a tall blonde with blue eyes and a nice rack
B. I am a tall brunette with brown eyes and a nice rack
6. Your parents make...
A. An ***** load of money
B. A lot of money
C. Quite a few bills
D. We are rich
E. All of the above
7. You like the ______ sex position.
A. Anal
8. Are you a fat chick?
A. No
9. Complete the sentence. Jesus is the best at...
A. Vomiting on midgets
B. Ejaculating on businessmen
C. Storming weekday mass
D. Solid anal
10. Please circle your sexual preference.
A. Jesus Christ
After I finish fucking your family, we'll see if you are built Ford
tough enough to ***** me. Enjoy!
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: are you built Ford Tough enough? |
24 Jan 2008 07:02:18 PM |
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Irrelevant.
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| User: "Andys the chink in gods armor" |
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| Title: Re: are you built Ford Tough enough? |
24 Jan 2008 10:53:06 PM |
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On Jan 24, 8:02=A0pm, wrote:
Irrelevant.
Yes, jesus is irrelevant -- but good for a laugh, no?
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| User: "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" |
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| Title: Rebuke satan without hesitation at each GOD given opportunity and |
24 Jan 2008 11:07:37 PM |
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satan via a sockpuppet (corporeal demon) hissed:
JM20000...@hotmail.com wrote:
satan via a sockpuppet (corporeal demon) hissed:
<hiss sputter hiss hiss>
Irrelevant.
Yes
Many thanks, much praise, and all the glory to GOD for HIS compelling
you to demonstrate what happens to those who unwisely blaspheme
against the Holy Spirit.
Laus Deo ! ! !
May we, who are Jesus' brethren, continue to rebuke you at each GOD-
given opportunity as GOD desires:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/Rebukesatan
<><
May dear neighbors, friends, and brethren have a blessedly wonderful
2008th year since the birth of our LORD Jesus Christ as the Son of
Man ...
.... by being hungrier:
http://TruthRUS.org/KnowingGOD
Hunger is wonderful :-)
It's how we know what GOD wants, which is what is good.
Yes, hunger is our knowledge of good versus evil that Adam and Eve
paid for with their and our immortal lives.
Those who suffer from the powerful delusion predicted by the prophecy
of 2 Thessalonians 2:9-11 would deny this and perish ( gone !!! )
forever ...
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/CrazyOne
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/CrazyTwo
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/CrazyThree
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/CrazyFour
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/Bob
.... gone:
http://YouTube.com/watch?v=Qb6d_z5C35E
Such will be the demise of all those who refuse to know **and** love
the truth, Who is LORD Jesus Christ:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love/TheTruth
Be hungry... be healthy... be hungrier... be blessed:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/BeBlessed
"Blessed are you who hunger NOW...
.... for you will be satisfied." -- LORD Jesus Christ (Luke 6:21)
Amen.
:-)))
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| User: "Ye Old One" |
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| Title: Re: Re: are you built Ford Tough enough? |
25 Jan 2008 04:01:32 AM |
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On Thu, 24 Jan 2008 17:02:18 -0800 (PST),
enriched this group when s/he wrote:
Irrelevant.
You are, as always. However, while you are here there are still a
number of things that demand your urgent attention:-
1) The McPiltdown Deathmarch and your inability to own up to the lie
that "millions of school textbooks were published that used Piltdown
Man as evidence to brainwash kids into believing in evolution." This
has now been awaiting your solution for 19 months.
2) The McClueless Video Challenge. Day 14 and still no quotes
forthcoming on getting both of your claimed video transferred to DVD
so that your extreme claims about their content can be examined.
3) Evidence that anyone has ever censored, deleted, altered or in any
other way played with your usenet postings.
Every single day you try to avoid facing up to these problem makes you
look more dishonest. Only you can save yourself McClueless.
--
Bob.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: are you built Ford Tough enough? |
25 Jan 2008 07:23:40 AM |
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On Thu, 24 Jan 2008 17:02:18 -0800 in
32f0e707-54da-4c0c-8bd2-667ccd6d9086@s8g2000prg.googlegroups.com,
JM20000000@hotmail.com wrote:
Irrelevant.
Yet you keep posting...
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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At a recent PTL convention, the hotel reported that over 80%
of the conventionites watched at least one x-rated movie on
the hotel's ppv cable...
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| User: "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" |
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| Title: Rebuke satan reflexively at each GOD-given opportunity and enjoy a |
24 Jan 2008 08:35:37 PM |
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http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/Rebukesatan
<><
May dear neighbors, friends, and brethren have a blessedly wonderful
2008th year since the birth of our LORD Jesus Christ as the Son of
Man ...
.... by being hungrier:
http://TruthRUS.org/KnowingGOD
Hunger is wonderful :-)
It's how we know what GOD wants, which is what is good.
Yes, hunger is our knowledge of good versus evil that Adam and Eve
paid for with their and our immortal lives.
Those who suffer from the powerful delusion predicted by the prophecy
of 2 Thessalonians 2:9-11 would deny this and perish ( gone !!! )
forever ...
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/CrazyOne
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/CrazyTwo
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/CrazyThree
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/CrazyFour
.... gone:
http://YouTube.com/watch?v=Qb6d_z5C35E
Such will be the demise of all those who refuse to know **and** love
the truth, Who is LORD Jesus Christ:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love/TheTruth
Be hungry... be healthy... be hungrier... be blessed:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/BeBlessed
"Blessed are you who hunger NOW...
.... for you will be satisfied." -- LORD Jesus Christ (Luke 6:21)
Amen.
:-)))
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