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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "Anonymous Sender"
Date: 11 Oct 2007 04:07:19 AM
Object: Are you sure you're going to heaven?
The Bible says that all we need is faith in Jesus Christ to
enter God's Kingdom in the hereafter. But Jesus also noted
that most people's level of faith did not amount to the size
of a mustard seed (Matt 17:20). And if you are lukewarm,
God promises to spew you out of His mouth (Rev 3:16).
Do you struggle with doubts? Is it hard to feel God's
invisible omnipresence in your life, especially during
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that you weren't entirely convinced that He even existed?
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User: "The Chief Instigator"

Title: Re: Are you sure you're going to heaven? 11 Oct 2007 11:19:00 PM
Anonymous Sender <anonymous@remailer.metacolo.com> writes:

The Bible says that all we need is faith in Jesus Christ to
enter God's Kingdom in the hereafter.

Go preach it to newsgroups where your ***** is acceptable. (That
collection doesn't include alt.atheism, cowardly ***** spammer that you
are.)
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User: "Geoff"

Title: Re: Are you sure you're going to heaven? 11 Oct 2007 12:51:46 PM
Anonymous Sender wrote:

The Bible says that all ...

Ho! <whack>
Your sock puppets have holes in them, *****.
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User: "Thurisaz, warrior of Thor"

Title: Re: Are you sure you're going to heaven? 11 Oct 2007 12:10:39 PM
Anonymous Sender:

The Bible says that all we need is faith in Jesus Christ to
enter God's Kingdom in the hereafter.

It also says clearly that the earth is flat, so why should I bother?
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User: "MarkA"

Title: Re: Are you sure you're going to heaven? 11 Oct 2007 09:15:03 PM
On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:07:19 +0000, Anonymous Sender wrote:
You accidentally posted to "alt.atheism". I think you wanted
"alt.drooling.fucktard".
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MarkA
(This space accidentally filled in)
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User: "Uncle Vic"

Title: Re: Are you sure you're going to heaven? 11 Oct 2007 07:56:40 PM
One fine day in alt.atheism, Anonymous Sender
<anonymous@remailer.metacolo.com> bloodied us up with this:

If this describes you, you will no doubt be interested
in our faith-increasing hypnosis sessions.

Brainwashing, IOW.
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chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Convicted by Earthquack.
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