Life imitates Kansan:
Kim Cattrall Named in Divorce Battle
http://www.fox23news.com/entertainment/story.aspx?content_id=9D663C32-9979
-41AC-905B-D63DCAAEBAE4
"Sex and the City" star Kim Cattrall has been named in an odd new divorce
battle with an Arkansas man who claims he's married to the actress.
An Arkansas judge has just ruled there is no evidence to support the man's
claims that he was married to Cattrall and had a child with her.
The man told the court, "Who would think that a hick that came in on a pumpkin
wagon would be married to a woman like her. But it's true."
Cattrall has been married three times and is currently in the process of
divorcing her husband Mark Levinson, with whom she wrote a good sex guide.
Comments by Dr. Nicholas A. Kaffes, a.k.a. Kansan1225:
The two great states of Arkansas and Kansas are connected by the Arkansas
River. (The river's name is pronounced AR-kan-saw in Arkansas and ar-KAN-sas
in Kansas.)
It must be in the water.
There are two important differences between this Arkansan's case and
mine:
First, he and his wife are getting a divorce. My Earthly Consort, my
wife Constance "Dina", is not divorcing me, but she is actually proud that my
Celestial Consort, Our Lady Heidi Klum, is going to name our coming daughter
Helene "Leni", so that my wife and my new daughter will have the same name day,
May 21, the feast of the Saints Constantine and Helen.
Second, my Celestial Consort, Empress Heidi, has confirmed that I am the
father of little Leni:
http://www.wireimage.com/GalleryListing.asp?navtyp=CLB&str=1615&styp=clbi&
sfld=&nvc=E&nvv=58018&nm=Heidi+Klum&evntI=
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