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"Doc Smartass" |
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31 Mar 2007 09:59:45 PM |
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Arrest me! |
I am reading a Banned Book!
(Adventures of Huck Finn)
In the interest of continuing to commit this crime, what books should I
read?
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Doc Smartass, thought-criminal
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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01 Apr 2007 04:53:44 AM |
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"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9904DFDC8877Easkifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
I am reading a Banned Book!
(Adventures of Huck Finn)
In the interest of continuing to commit this crime, what books should I
read?
Well, I'm reading "The Satanic Versus" (which is a totally bizarre book,
BTW). I'm pretty sure some moslem will hack my head off for that ;)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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01 Apr 2007 03:19:28 PM |
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in news:579domF2cgm3nU1
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"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9904DFDC8877Easkifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
I am reading a Banned Book!
(Adventures of Huck Finn)
In the interest of continuing to commit this crime, what books should
I
read?
Well, I'm reading "The Satanic Versus" (which is a totally bizarre
book,
BTW). I'm pretty sure some moslem will hack my head off for that ;)
"Satanic, Versus" is a book by Mercedes Lackey =D
Not in the mood for her, though.
I just finished the 19-book Star Wars "New Jedi Order" series. Took two
months--and most of it was "*****'s Sake!" bad (you know, you read
something really stupid and just have to say, "Oh for *****'s sake!").
So right now, no series and no crappy stuff.
--
Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling
aa # 1939
AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS. Why?
--They consider themselves shepherds.
--They consider the rest of us sheep.
--Shepherds ***** sheep.
--Therefore AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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02 Apr 2007 03:01:24 PM |
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"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns99059BA1390CCaskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in news:579domF2cgm3nU1
@mid.individual.net:
"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9904DFDC8877Easkifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
I am reading a Banned Book!
(Adventures of Huck Finn)
In the interest of continuing to commit this crime, what books should
I
read?
Well, I'm reading "The Satanic Versus" (which is a totally bizarre
book,
BTW). I'm pretty sure some moslem will hack my head off for that ;)
"Satanic, Versus" is a book by Mercedes Lackey =D
Not in the mood for her, though.
I just finished the 19-book Star Wars "New Jedi Order" series. Took two
months--and most of it was "*****'s Sake!" bad (you know, you read
something really stupid and just have to say, "Oh for *****'s sake!").
And you read 19 of them?!?!?! Oh my.
So right now, no series and no crappy stuff.
And that's a good thing, apparently :)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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02 Apr 2007 06:07:53 PM |
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in news:57d5ovF2cmadrU1
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"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns99059BA1390CCaskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in news:579domF2cgm3nU1
@mid.individual.net:
"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9904DFDC8877Easkifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
I am reading a Banned Book!
(Adventures of Huck Finn)
In the interest of continuing to commit this crime, what books
should
I
read?
Well, I'm reading "The Satanic Versus" (which is a totally bizarre
book,
BTW). I'm pretty sure some moslem will hack my head off for that ;)
"Satanic, Versus" is a book by Mercedes Lackey =D
Not in the mood for her, though.
I just finished the 19-book Star Wars "New Jedi Order" series. Took
two
months--and most of it was "*****'s Sake!" bad (you know, you read
something really stupid and just have to say, "Oh for *****'s sake!").
And you read 19 of them?!?!?! Oh my.
I was determined to bash my way through--I consider it training for How
Not to Write. And I wanted to see how it would end.
So right now, no series and no crappy stuff.
And that's a good thing, apparently :)
hell yeah!
--
Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling
aa # 1939
AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS. Why?
--They consider themselves shepherds.
--They consider the rest of us sheep.
--Shepherds ***** sheep.
--Therefore AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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02 Apr 2007 07:44:19 PM |
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"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in news:57d5ovF2cmadrU1
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"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns99059BA1390CCaskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in news:579domF2cgm3nU1
@mid.individual.net:
"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9904DFDC8877Easkifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
I am reading a Banned Book!
(Adventures of Huck Finn)
In the interest of continuing to commit this crime, what books
should
I
read?
Well, I'm reading "The Satanic Versus" (which is a totally bizarre
book,
BTW). I'm pretty sure some moslem will hack my head off for that ;)
"Satanic, Versus" is a book by Mercedes Lackey =D
Not in the mood for her, though.
I just finished the 19-book Star Wars "New Jedi Order" series. Took
two
months--and most of it was "*****'s Sake!" bad (you know, you read
something really stupid and just have to say, "Oh for *****'s sake!").
And you read 19 of them?!?!?! Oh my.
I was determined to bash my way through--I consider it training for How
Not to Write. And I wanted to see how it would end.
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din. I probably would have stopped at
the first (though to be honest, I never would have picked one up in the
first place - Don't care for sci fi).
So right now, no series and no crappy stuff.
And that's a good thing, apparently :)
hell yeah!
Excellent :)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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03 Apr 2007 09:32:06 PM |
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in
news:57dmaeF2c0lndU1@mid.individual.net:
"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9906B82E8B41Easkifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in
news:57d5ovF2cmadrU1 @mid.individual.net:
"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns99059BA1390CCaskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in
news:579domF2cgm3nU1 @mid.individual.net:
"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9904DFDC8877Easkifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
I am reading a Banned Book!
(Adventures of Huck Finn)
In the interest of continuing to commit this crime, what books
should
I
read?
Well, I'm reading "The Satanic Versus" (which is a totally bizarre
book,
BTW). I'm pretty sure some moslem will hack my head off for that
;)
"Satanic, Versus" is a book by Mercedes Lackey =D
Not in the mood for her, though.
I just finished the 19-book Star Wars "New Jedi Order" series. Took
two
months--and most of it was "*****'s Sake!" bad (you know, you read
something really stupid and just have to say, "Oh for *****'s
sake!").
And you read 19 of them?!?!?! Oh my.
I was determined to bash my way through--I consider it training for
How Not to Write. And I wanted to see how it would end.
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din. I probably would have
stopped at the first (though to be honest, I never would have picked
one up in the first place - Don't care for sci fi).
I know I'll never read it again.
I'm considering some Alistair MacLean (Guns of Navarone, Ice Station
Zebra) or C. S. Forester (Horatio Hornblower) soon. Or maybe somewhat
older school--Lady Chatterly, Scarlet Letter...I feel FREE!!
hmmmm.
http://banned-books.com/
http://web.archive.org/web/20030601211005/www.banned-
books.com/bborgs.html
(mind the word-wrap--a list of organizations & people trying to ban
books). In the US alone:
Censors and Bookbanners in the United States:
Anti-Defamation League
Barnes and Noble, bookseller, San Diego, California
Central Intelligence Agency (CIA)
Christian Voters League
Columbus Metropolitan Library
Comstock, Anthony - special agent for the U.S. Post Office
Concerned Women for America - Beverly LaHay, president
Drake, North Dakota - school board
Dworkin, Andrea - feminist writer
Educational Research Analysts - Mel & Norma Gabler, founders
Graves County, Kentucky school board
Lake Lanier Regional Library system in Gwinnett County, Georgia
MacKinnon, Catherine - feminist
Marion High School, Foxworth, Missippi
McCarthy, Joseph R. - U.S. Senator
Meese Commission
National Assn. for the Advancement of Colored Peole (NAACP)
National Assn. of Christian Educators (Robert Simonds, founder)
National Federation of Decency (Rev. Donald Wildmon, exec. dir.)
National Security Agency (NSA)
New England Watch and Ward Society
Olathe, Kansas - school system
Parade Magazine - national magazine
Rafferty, Max - CA superintendent of public instruction (1963)
Rib Lake, Wisconsin - school board
Roberts, Cokie - ABC News Commentator
Roman Catholic Church - Index of Prohibited Books
Sixty Minutes, CBS News Program Feature Story on Internet
Stahl, Leslie - 60 Minutes News Commentator
Talmadge, Eugene - governor of Georgia (1941)
U.S. Bureau of Customs
U.S. Food and Drug Administration
U.S. Immigration and Naturalization Service
U.S. Information Agency (USIA)
U.S. Justice Department
U.S. Postal Service
U.S. Treasury Department
West Marion High School in Foxworth, Mississippi by School
Superintendent
Most of the list is no surprise--but Leslie Stahl? Cokie Roberts? Sheesh.
Bleah.
http://onlinebooks.library.upenn.edu/banned-books.html
http://www.deletecensorship.org/books.html
Hmm...got "Ulysses"...Chatterly...complete Shakespeare...complete
Twain...that horrible Darwin's "Origin of Species"...
And for the Ozzies:
http://www.oflc.gov.au/PDFs/PublicationGuides.pdf
Ah! Trust Wikipedia to at least have a list:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_banned_books
--
Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling
aa # 1939
AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS. Why?
--They consider themselves shepherds.
--They consider the rest of us sheep.
--Shepherds ***** sheep.
--Therefore AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS.
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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01 Apr 2007 05:47:13 AM |
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On Sun, 1 Apr 2007 05:53:44 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
- Refer: <579domF2cgm3nU1@mid.individual.net>
"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9904DFDC8877Easkifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
I am reading a Banned Book!
(Adventures of Huck Finn)
In the interest of continuing to commit this crime, what books should I
read?
Well, I'm reading "The Satanic Versus" (which is a totally bizarre book,
BTW). I'm pretty sure some moslem will hack my head off for that ;)
For reading the Satanic "Verses", perhaps, but not it's opposition.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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01 Apr 2007 10:01:27 AM |
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"Michael Gray" <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:rb3v039bjf4856r1uer1u1cjlop5qf98ic@4ax.com...
On Sun, 1 Apr 2007 05:53:44 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
- Refer: <579domF2cgm3nU1@mid.individual.net>
"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9904DFDC8877Easkifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
I am reading a Banned Book!
(Adventures of Huck Finn)
In the interest of continuing to commit this crime, what books should I
read?
Well, I'm reading "The Satanic Versus" (which is a totally bizarre book,
BTW). I'm pretty sure some moslem will hack my head off for that ;)
or reading the Satanic "Verses", perhaps, but not it's opposition.
Arrrrrrrgh! I curse my typos! *****! :)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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01 Apr 2007 03:52:03 AM |
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On Sun, 01 Apr 2007 02:59:45 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:
- Refer: <Xns9904DFDC8877Easkifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>
I am reading a Banned Book!
(Adventures of Huck Finn)
In the interest of continuing to commit this crime, what books should I
read?
Lady Chatterly's Lover.
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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02 Apr 2007 08:22:44 PM |
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Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote in
news:5lsu03lachgalf9j0bub3dojjp19148hn2@4ax.com:
On Sun, 01 Apr 2007 02:59:45 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:
- Refer: <Xns9904DFDC8877Easkifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>
I am reading a Banned Book!
(Adventures of Huck Finn)
In the interest of continuing to commit this crime, what books should I
read?
Lady Chatterly's Lover.
Is she a 'goer'? Eh? Does she 'go'? Eh? Know what I mean, nudge nudge?
--
Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling
aa # 1939
AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS. Why?
--They consider themselves shepherds.
--They consider the rest of us sheep.
--Shepherds ***** sheep.
--Therefore AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS.
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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03 Apr 2007 04:04:55 AM |
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On Tue, 03 Apr 2007 01:22:44 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:
- Refer: <Xns9906CF0D1E356askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote in
news:5lsu03lachgalf9j0bub3dojjp19148hn2@4ax.com:
On Sun, 01 Apr 2007 02:59:45 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:
- Refer: <Xns9904DFDC8877Easkifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>
I am reading a Banned Book!
(Adventures of Huck Finn)
In the interest of continuing to commit this crime, what books should I
read?
Lady Chatterly's Lover.
Is she a 'goer'? Eh? Does she 'go'? Eh? Know what I mean, nudge nudge?
Well, she sometimes "goes".
She's from Purley.
--
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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03 Apr 2007 09:32:34 PM |
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Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote in
news:q46413hfsbd4lpm00j6u4mh981dnkaknrl@4ax.com:
On Tue, 03 Apr 2007 01:22:44 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:
- Refer: <Xns9906CF0D1E356askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote in
news:5lsu03lachgalf9j0bub3dojjp19148hn2@4ax.com:
On Sun, 01 Apr 2007 02:59:45 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:
- Refer: <Xns9904DFDC8877Easkifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>
I am reading a Banned Book!
(Adventures of Huck Finn)
In the interest of continuing to commit this crime, what books
should I read?
Lady Chatterly's Lover.
Is she a 'goer'? Eh? Does she 'go'? Eh? Know what I mean, nudge nudge?
Well, she sometimes "goes".
She's from Purley.
What's she like?
--
Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling
aa # 1939
AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS. Why?
--They consider themselves shepherds.
--They consider the rest of us sheep.
--Shepherds ***** sheep.
--Therefore AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS.
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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01 Apr 2007 03:52:18 AM |
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On Sun, 01 Apr 2007 02:59:45 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:
- Refer: <Xns9904DFDC8877Easkifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>
I am reading a Banned Book!
(Adventures of Huck Finn)
In the interest of continuing to commit this crime, what books should I
read?
Satanic Verses?
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| User: "" |
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04 Apr 2007 08:39:55 AM |
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On Sun, 01 Apr 2007 02:59:45 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:
I am reading a Banned Book!
(Adventures of Huck Finn)
In the interest of continuing to commit this crime, what books should I
read?
http://onlinebooks.library.upenn.edu/banned-books.html
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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06 Apr 2007 02:56:25 PM |
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wrote in news:0la7135h8jjopn5pv4h8ffo3ir2j7hkt0h@
4ax.com:
On Sun, 01 Apr 2007 02:59:45 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:
I am reading a Banned Book!
(Adventures of Huck Finn)
In the interest of continuing to commit this crime, what books should I
read?
http://onlinebooks.library.upenn.edu/banned-books.html
Plenty of good titles, there.
--
Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling
aa # 1939
AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS. Why?
--They consider themselves shepherds.
--They consider the rest of us sheep.
--Shepherds ***** sheep.
--Therefore AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS.
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| User: "" |
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04 Apr 2007 08:44:53 AM |
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On Sun, 01 Apr 2007 02:59:45 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:
I am reading a Banned Book!
(Adventures of Huck Finn)
In the interest of continuing to commit this crime, what books should I
read?
http://www.ala.org/ala/oif/bannedbooksweek/bbwlinks/100mostfrequently.htm
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| User: "duke" |
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02 Apr 2007 05:17:13 PM |
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On Sun, 01 Apr 2007 02:59:45 GMT, Doc Smartass <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com>
wrote:
I am reading a Banned Book!
(Adventures of Huck Finn)
In the interest of continuing to commit this crime, what books should I
read?
"19 easy Steps on how to act more intelligent than Yang".
duke, American-American
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
*****
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| User: "Ben Kaufman" |
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31 Mar 2007 10:24:48 PM |
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On Sun, 01 Apr 2007 02:59:45 GMT, Doc Smartass <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com>
wrote:
I am reading a Banned Book!
(Adventures of Huck Finn)
In the interest of continuing to commit this crime, what books should I
read?
CHICAGO – Justin Richardson and Peter Parnell’s award-winning "And Tango Makes
Three," about two male penguins parenting an egg from a mixed-sex penguin
couple, tops the list of most challenged books in 2006 by parents and
administrators, due to the issues of homosexuality.
http://www.ala.org/Template.cfm?Section=News&template=/ContentManagement/ContentDisplay.cfm&ContentID=151926
Ben
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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08 Apr 2007 02:40:18 PM |
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Ben Kaufman <spaXm-mXe-anXd-paXy-5000-dollars@pobox.com> wrote in
news:n99u035m89ltgs60pq2m4nsg7eoo0nt1ka@4ax.com:
On Sun, 01 Apr 2007 02:59:45 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:
I am reading a Banned Book!
(Adventures of Huck Finn)
In the interest of continuing to commit this crime, what books should
I read?
CHICAGO – Justin Richardson and Peter Parnell’s award-winning "And
Tango Makes Three," about two male penguins parenting an egg from a
mixed-sex penguin couple, tops the list of most challenged books in
2006 by parents and administrators, due to the issues of
homosexuality.
http://www.ala.org/Template.cfm?Section=News&template=/ContentManagemen
t/ContentDisplay.cfm&ContentID=151926
Ben
So it's bird porn? Sweeeeeet :)
--
Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling
aa # 1939
AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS. Why?
--They consider themselves shepherds.
--They consider the rest of us sheep.
--Shepherds ***** sheep.
--Therefore AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS.
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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13 Apr 2007 07:37:12 PM |
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Ben Kaufman <spaXm-mXe-anXd-paXy-5000-dollars@pobox.com> wrote in
news:n99u035m89ltgs60pq2m4nsg7eoo0nt1ka@4ax.com:
On Sun, 01 Apr 2007 02:59:45 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:
I am reading a Banned Book!
(Adventures of Huck Finn)
In the interest of continuing to commit this crime, what books should
I read?
CHICAGO – Justin Richardson and Peter Parnell’s award-winning "And
Tango Makes Three," about two male penguins parenting an egg from a
mixed-sex penguin couple, tops the list of most challenged books in
2006 by parents and administrators, due to the issues of
homosexuality.
http://www.ala.org/Template.cfm?Section=News&template=/ContentManagemen
t/ContentDisplay.cfm&ContentID=151926
If it pisses the fundies off...it's good :)
--
Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling
aa # 1939
AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS. Why?
--They consider themselves shepherds.
--They consider the rest of us sheep.
--Shepherds ***** sheep.
--Therefore AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS.
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