Religions > Atheism > As a God fearing Christian, I exempt myself from the following....
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18 Feb 2004 11:59:01 PM |
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As a God fearing Christian, I exempt myself from the following.... |
- Social outcasts. (gays, lesbians and God only knows what the next trendy
fad will be.)
- Social outcast organizations. (GayCLU.)
- The poor. (Usually looking for a free ride.)
- Minorities. (Again, looking for a free ride.)
- White trash. (Especially single mothers with 2 or more kids all from
different fathers. Another free ride. Don't let the "white" part throw you.
This covers all ethnicities.)
- Politicians who know the only way they can get elected is by promising
freebies to the poor and blaming all the worlds problems on the rich or the
current administration.
- Union workers. (They are liberal because the union told them they are
liberal.)
Just an observation.
Holy Child
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| Title: Re: As a God fearing Christian, I exempt myself from the following.... |
19 Feb 2004 08:25:01 AM |
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On Thu, 19 Feb 2004 12:15:03 +0000 (UTC), Midwinter
<solstice688@TAKEYOURSPAMANDhotmail.com> wrote:
"Holy Child" <holychild@indamixREMOVE.net> wrote:
- Social outcasts. (gays, lesbians and God only knows what the next
trendy fad will be.)
- Social outcast organizations. (GayCLU.)
- The poor. (Usually looking for a free ride.)
- Minorities. (Again, looking for a free ride.)
- White trash. (Especially single mothers with 2 or more kids all from
different fathers. Another free ride. Don't let the "white" part throw
you. This covers all ethnicities.)
- Politicians who know the only way they can get elected is by
promising freebies to the poor and blaming all the worlds problems on
the rich or the current administration.
- Union workers. (They are liberal because the union told them they
are liberal.)
Just an observation.
Holy Child
This post seems to have attracted a lot of very serious replies. Did it
not occur to anyone that it is what we Brits describe as 'taking the
*****'?
We "Brits" don't always appreciate the mindset of the fundie, as they are quite
rare in the UK. This is not necessarily someone taking the *****, people with
similar views to these do exist - look at the BNP members of Burnley Town
Council.
JPG
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| User: "Midwinter" |
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| Title: Re: As a God fearing Christian, I exempt myself from the following.... |
19 Feb 2004 11:14:03 AM |
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JPG <ME@PRIVACY.NET> wrote:
We "Brits" don't always appreciate the mindset of the fundie, as they
are quite rare in the UK. This is not necessarily someone taking the
*****, people with similar views to these do exist - look at the BNP
members of Burnley Town Council.
This problem is easily solved here, though, because in either case the same
response could have been used. As I said, most of the replies to this post
have been very serious in nature. But whether the poster was snide mickey-
taker or nutty fundamentalist, it would have been easier simply to ignore
him.
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Midwinter
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: As a God fearing Christian, I exempt myself from the following.... |
19 Feb 2004 03:43:40 PM |
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Midwinter <solstice688@TAKEYOURSPAMANDhotmail.com> wrote in
news:Xns9494AF96F83D7solstice688TAKEYOURS@217.32.252.50:
JPG <ME@PRIVACY.NET> wrote:
We "Brits" don't always appreciate the mindset of the fundie, as they
are quite rare in the UK. This is not necessarily someone taking the
*****, people with similar views to these do exist - look at the BNP
members of Burnley Town Council.
This problem is easily solved here, though, because in either case the
same response could have been used. As I said, most of the replies to
this post have been very serious in nature. But whether the poster
was snide mickey- taker or nutty fundamentalist, it would have been
easier simply to ignore him.
Only havin' a bit o' fun, Guvnor! ;)
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Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
"You should realize Usenet is a strange reality where you see people
beating up a patch of grass where nine years ago there used to be a
horse. " 01 July 2003, talk.origins
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| User: "Midwinter" |
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| Title: Re: As a God fearing Christian, I exempt myself from the following.... |
19 Feb 2004 06:36:01 PM |
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Doc Smartass <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote:
Only havin' a bit o' fun, Guvnor! ;)
Of course. By all means, continue.
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Midwinter
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| User: "SMChristenson" |
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19 Feb 2004 06:17:16 AM |
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On Thu, 19 Feb 2004 12:15:03 +0000, Midwinter wrote:
"Holy Child" <holychild@indamixREMOVE.net> wrote:
- Social outcasts. (gays, lesbians and God only knows what the next
trendy fad will be.)
- Social outcast organizations. (GayCLU.)
- The poor. (Usually looking for a free ride.)
- Minorities. (Again, looking for a free ride.)
- White trash. (Especially single mothers with 2 or more kids all from
different fathers. Another free ride. Don't let the "white" part throw
you. This covers all ethnicities.)
- Politicians who know the only way they can get elected is by
promising freebies to the poor and blaming all the worlds problems on
the rich or the current administration.
- Union workers. (They are liberal because the union told them they
are liberal.)
Just an observation.
Holy Child
This post seems to have attracted a lot of very serious replies. Did it
not occur to anyone that it is what we Brits describe as 'taking the
*****'?
Well, that or the meds ran out.
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| User: "bob young" |
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| Title: Re: As a God fearing Christian, I exempt myself from the following.... |
19 Feb 2004 05:57:19 AM |
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Holy Child wrote:
- Social outcasts. (gays, lesbians and God only knows what the next trendy
fad will be.)
- Social outcast organizations. (GayCLU.)
- The poor. (Usually looking for a free ride.)
- Minorities. (Again, looking for a free ride.)
- White trash. (Especially single mothers with 2 or more kids all from
different fathers. Another free ride. Don't let the "white" part throw you.
This covers all ethnicities.)
- Politicians who know the only way they can get elected is by promising
freebies to the poor and blaming all the worlds problems on the rich or the
current administration.
- Union workers. (They are liberal because the union told them they are
liberal.)
Just an observation.
I just hope you never hit bad times holie chiiiile
....on the other hand it might do you good
Holy Child
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| User: "psalmsmith" |
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19 Feb 2004 11:17:29 AM |
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In article <2eidndQGkMM8zand4p2dnA@giganews.com>,
"Holy Child" <holychild@indamixREMOVE.net> wrote:
- Social outcasts. (gays, lesbians and God only knows what the next trendy
fad will be.)
- Social outcast organizations. (GayCLU.)
³Take counsel, execute judgment; make thy shadow as
the night in the midst of the noonday; hide the outcasts;
bewray not him that wandereth. Let mine outcasts dwell
with thee, Moab; be thou a covert to them from the face of
the spoiler: for the extortioner is at an end, the spoiler
ceaseth, the oppressors are consumed out of the land.²
Isaiah 16:3-4, KJV.
³But thou shouldest not have looked on the day of
thy brother in the day that he became a stranger; neither
shouldest thou have rejoiced over the children of Judah in
the day of their destruction; neither shouldest thou have
spoken proudly in the day of distress. Thou shouldest not
have entered into the gate of my people in the day of
their calamity; yea, thou shouldest not have looked on
their affliction in the day of their calamity, nor have
laid hands on their substance in the day of their
calamity; Neither shouldest thou have stood in the
crossway, to cut off those of his that did escape; neither
shouldest thou have delivered up those of his that did
remain in the day of distress.² Obadiah 1:12-14, KJV.
- The poor. (Usually looking for a free ride.)
³Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou
shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honour the
person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou
judge thy neighbour.² Leviticus 19:15, KJV.
³If there be among you a poor man of one of thy
brethren within any of thy gates in thy land which the
LORD thy God giveth thee, thou shalt not harden thine
heart, nor shut thine hand from thy poor brother:²
Deuteronomy 15:7, KJV.
³<<To the chief Musician, A Psalm of David.>>
Blessed is he that considereth the poor: the LORD will
deliver him in time of trouble.² Psalms 41:1, KJV.
³Defend the poor and fatherless: do justice to the
afflicted and needy. Deliver the poor and needy: rid them
out of the hand of the wicked.² Psalms 82:3-4, KJV.
³Whoso stoppeth his ears at the cry of the poor, he
also shall cry himself, but shall not be heard.² Proverbs
21:13, KJV.
³For ye know the grace of our Lord Jesus Christ,
that, though he was rich, yet for your sakes he became
poor, that ye through his poverty might be rich.² 2
Corinthians 8:9, KJV.
³And ye have respect to him that weareth the gay
clothing, and say unto him, Sit thou here in a good place;
and say to the poor, Stand thou there, or sit here under
my footstool: Are ye not then partial in yourselves, and
are become judges of evil thoughts? Hearken, my beloved
brethren, Hath not God chosen the poor of this world rich
in faith, and heirs of the kingdom which he hath promised
to them that love him? But ye have despised the poor. Do
not rich men oppress you, and draw you before the judgment
seats?² James 2:3-6, KJV.
- Minorities. (Again, looking for a free ride.)
³And many nations shall be joined to the LORD in
that day, and shall be my people: and I will dwell in the
midst of thee, and thou shalt know that the LORD of hosts
hath sent me unto thee.² Zechariah 2:11, KJV.
³And that repentance and remission of sins should
be preached in his name among all nations, beginning at
Jerusalem.² Luke 24:47, KJV.
³Then Peter opened his mouth, and said, Of a truth
I perceive that God is no respecter of persons:² Acts
10:34; KJV.
³And hath made of one blood all nations of men for
to dwell on all the face of the earth, and hath determined
the times before appointed, and the bounds of their
habitation;² Acts 17:26, KJV.
³By whom we have received grace and apostleship,
for obedience to the faith among all nations, for his
name:² Romans 1:5, KJV.
- White trash. (Especially single mothers with 2 or more kids all from
different fathers. Another free ride. Don't let the "white" part throw you.
This covers all ethnicities.)
³For there is no respect of persons with God.²
Romans 2:11; KJV.
³But now is made manifest, and by the scriptures of
the prophets, according to the commandment of the
everlasting God, made known to all nations for the
obedience of faith:² Romans 16:26, KJV.
³And, ye masters, do the same things unto them,
forbearing threatening: knowing that your Master also is
in heaven; neither is there respect of persons with him.²
Ephesians 6:9; KJV.
³But he that doeth wrong shall receive for the
wrong which he hath done: and there is no respect of
persons.² Colossians 3:25; KJV.
³My brethren, have not the faith of our Lord Jesus
Christ, the Lord of glory, with respect of persons.² James
2:1, KJV.
³But if ye have respect to persons, ye commit sin,
and are convinced of the law as transgressors.² James
2:1, 9, KJV.
- Politicians who know the only way they can get elected is by promising
freebies to the poor and blaming all the worlds problems on the rich or the
current administration.
- Union workers. (They are liberal because the union told them they are
liberal.)
Just an observation.
Holy Child
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| User: "H2: Hanks United" |
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19 Feb 2004 08:58:44 AM |
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Jellyfish heaven, where jellyfish go.
Together with the Mormons and drunk Eskimos.
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| User: "Buckaroo Banzai" |
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19 Feb 2004 01:23:33 AM |
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Jesus wouldn't exempt himself from any on that list, so what makes you so
much better than Jesus?
"Holy Child" <holychild@indamixREMOVE.net> wrote in message
news:2eidndQGkMM8zand4p2dnA@giganews.com...
- Social outcasts. (gays, lesbians and God only knows what the next trendy
fad will be.)
- Social outcast organizations. (GayCLU.)
- The poor. (Usually looking for a free ride.)
- Minorities. (Again, looking for a free ride.)
- White trash. (Especially single mothers with 2 or more kids all from
different fathers. Another free ride. Don't let the "white" part throw
you.
This covers all ethnicities.)
- Politicians who know the only way they can get elected is by promising
freebies to the poor and blaming all the worlds problems on the rich or
the
current administration.
- Union workers. (They are liberal because the union told them they are
liberal.)
Just an observation.
Holy Child
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| User: "Zackman" |
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| Title: Re: As a God fearing Christian, I exempt myself from the following.... |
19 Feb 2004 01:45:17 AM |
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My cat's breath smells like cat food.
Also, the fourth dungeon is hard. Make sure Link has full health.
-Z-
Holy Child wrote:
- Social outcasts. (gays, lesbians and God only knows what the next
trendy fad will be.)
- Social outcast organizations. (GayCLU.)
- The poor. (Usually looking for a free ride.)
- Minorities. (Again, looking for a free ride.)
- White trash. (Especially single mothers with 2 or more kids all from
different fathers. Another free ride. Don't let the "white" part
throw you. This covers all ethnicities.)
- Politicians who know the only way they can get elected is by
promising freebies to the poor and blaming all the worlds problems on
the rich or the current administration.
- Union workers. (They are liberal because the union told them they
are liberal.)
Just an observation.
Holy Child
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| User: "Holy Child" |
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19 Feb 2004 04:24:39 AM |
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"Zackman" <zackman@SPAMISEVILearthling.net> wrote in message
news:c120jr0aoe@enews4.newsguy.com...
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
Also, the fourth dungeon is hard. Make sure Link has full health.
-Z-
Why do you have to be so vulgar?
What did I ever do to deserve such treatment from you?
You are an atheist right?
Well laugh now.
You unbelievers act like your SO smart
Will you laugh so hard when you are burning in hell and smell the FLAMES?
Will you be so smart when you beg for MERCY FROM GOD?
WILL YOU BE RIDICULING THE FAITHFUL WHEN THE DEMONS COME FOR YOU HERETICS?
GO AHEAD AND LAUGH BECAUSE WE GET THE LAST LAUGH WHEN YOU BEGGING FOR YOUR
SOULS AND NO ONE LISTENS SO GO AHEAD AND LAUGH BECAUSE YOU HUMANISTS AND
IDOLATERS WILL GET YOURS
BET ON IT
Holy Child
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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19 Feb 2004 03:25:11 PM |
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"Holy Child" <holychild@indamixREMOVE.net> wrote in
news:usCdnTnfSJ5-E6ndRVn2vw@giganews.com:
"Zackman" <zackman@SPAMISEVILearthling.net> wrote in message
news:c120jr0aoe@enews4.newsguy.com...
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
Also, the fourth dungeon is hard. Make sure Link has full health.
-Z-
Why do you have to be so vulgar?
Because you warrant no better than that.
What did I ever do to deserve such treatment from you?
You breathe, mongrel cur.
You are an atheist right?
I am. I don't know about the other poster.
Well laugh now.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Happy?
You unbelievers act like your SO smart
We can spell "you're" better than you can.
Will you laugh so hard when you are burning in hell and smell the
FLAMES?
What does fire smell like?
Will you be so smart when you beg for MERCY FROM GOD?
If there _is_ a god, you're the one who will burn, hypocrite.
WILL YOU BE RIDICULING THE FAITHFUL WHEN THE DEMONS COME FOR YOU
HERETICS?
I WILL RIDICULE THE FAITHFUL ANYTOME THEY ARE ASSHOLES LIKE YOU.
See? I can do all-caps, too.
GO AHEAD AND LAUGH BECAUSE WE GET THE LAST LAUGH WHEN YOU
BEGGING FOR YOUR SOULS AND NO ONE LISTENS SO GO AHEAD AND LAUGH
BECAUSE YOU HUMANISTS AND IDOLATERS WILL GET YOURS
*yawn* You punks need to come up with a new schtick. This passive-
aggressive stuff is so 1980's.
BET ON IT
Not with your cards. You cheat.
Holy Child
"Hole-in-your-head" Child, you mean. You need decades of psychological
assistance. Or maybe a drill to let them demons out of your head.
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Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
"You should realize Usenet is a strange reality where you see people
beating up a patch of grass where nine years ago there used to be a
horse. " 01 July 2003, talk.origins
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| User: "Maverick" |
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19 Feb 2004 09:43:57 AM |
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"Holy Child" <holychild@indamixREMOVE.net> wrote in
news:usCdnTnfSJ5-E6ndRVn2vw@giganews.com:
"Zackman" <zackman@SPAMISEVILearthling.net> wrote in message
news:c120jr0aoe@enews4.newsguy.com...
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
Also, the fourth dungeon is hard. Make sure Link has full health.
-Z-
Why do you have to be so vulgar?
What did I ever do to deserve such treatment from you?
You are an atheist right?
Well laugh now.
You unbelievers act like your SO smart
"you're"
Will you laugh so hard when you are burning in hell and smell the
FLAMES?
If I'm on fire, my guess is that the smell is the last thing on my mind.
Will you be so smart when you beg for MERCY FROM GOD?
Obviously not.
WILL YOU BE RIDICULING THE FAITHFUL WHEN THE DEMONS COME FOR YOU
HERETICS?
There are no demons, live with it.
GO AHEAD AND LAUGH BECAUSE WE GET THE LAST LAUGH WHEN YOU
BEGGING FOR YOUR SOULS AND NO ONE LISTENS SO GO AHEAD AND LAUGH
BECAUSE YOU HUMANISTS AND IDOLATERS WILL GET YOURS
BET ON IT
Holy Child
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| User: "Danoot" |
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19 Feb 2004 04:38:23 AM |
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Holy Child wrote:
"Zackman" <zackman@SPAMISEVILearthling.net> wrote in message
news:c120jr0aoe@enews4.newsguy.com...
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
Also, the fourth dungeon is hard. Make sure Link has full health.
-Z-
Why do you have to be so vulgar?
What did I ever do to deserve such treatment from you?
You are an atheist right?
Well laugh now.
You unbelievers act like your SO smart
Will you laugh so hard when you are burning in hell and smell the FLAMES?
Will you be so smart when you beg for MERCY FROM GOD?
WILL YOU BE RIDICULING THE FAITHFUL WHEN THE DEMONS COME FOR YOU HERETICS?
GO AHEAD AND LAUGH BECAUSE WE GET THE LAST LAUGH WHEN YOU BEGGING FOR YOUR
SOULS AND NO ONE LISTENS SO GO AHEAD AND LAUGH BECAUSE YOU HUMANISTS AND
IDOLATERS WILL GET YOURS
BET ON IT
Holy Child
How's the old cognitive dissonance, sharpie?
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| User: "Gene Poole" |
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19 Feb 2004 06:46:30 AM |
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Holy Child wrote:
"Zackman" <zackman@SPAMISEVILearthling.net> wrote in message
news:c120jr0aoe@enews4.newsguy.com...
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
Also, the fourth dungeon is hard. Make sure Link has full health.
-Z-
Why do you have to be so vulgar?
What did I ever do to deserve such treatment from you?
You are an atheist right?
Well laugh now.
You unbelievers act like your SO smart
Will you laugh so hard when you are burning in hell and smell the FLAMES?
Will you be so smart when you beg for MERCY FROM GOD?
WILL YOU BE RIDICULING THE FAITHFUL WHEN THE DEMONS COME FOR YOU HERETICS?
GO AHEAD AND LAUGH BECAUSE WE GET THE LAST LAUGH WHEN YOU BEGGING FOR YOUR
SOULS AND NO ONE LISTENS SO GO AHEAD AND LAUGH BECAUSE YOU HUMANISTS AND
IDOLATERS WILL GET YOURS
BET ON IT
Holy Child
seriously, mang, at least try to pretend. go and bring up Holy Child's
psots on google and duplicate the signature. that way you'll fool
someone at least.
I notice that the last troll thread was so lacking that you had to start
a new one.
--
Gene Poole
Signature sold separately
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| User: "B. Kildow" |
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19 Feb 2004 08:24:59 AM |
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Holy Child wrote:
"Zackman" <zackman@SPAMISEVILearthling.net> wrote in message
news:c120jr0aoe@enews4.newsguy.com...
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
Also, the fourth dungeon is hard. Make sure Link has full health.
-Z-
Why do you have to be so vulgar?
What did I ever do to deserve such treatment from you?
You are an atheist right?
Well laugh now.
You unbelievers act like your SO smart
I really wouldn't use the line above if I were you. It makes you sound
like my 6 year old niece (and kiddo, if that's you, you should be in bed!)
Will you laugh so hard when you are burning in hell and smell the FLAMES?
No hell. I'll be dead. Dead people don't laugh. But I appreciate the
chortles you're giving me while I'm still alive.
Will you be so smart when you beg for MERCY FROM GOD?
Sorry, I don't beg and at that (supposed) point, I'll be too busy
"playing dead". (ba-DUM-ba)
WILL YOU BE RIDICULING THE FAITHFUL WHEN THE DEMONS COME FOR YOU HERETICS?
Nope, no demons either.
GO AHEAD AND LAUGH BECAUSE WE GET THE LAST LAUGH WHEN YOU BEGGING FOR YOUR
SOULS AND NO ONE LISTENS SO GO AHEAD AND LAUGH BECAUSE YOU HUMANISTS AND
IDOLATERS WILL GET YOURS
Xtian mercy yet again, I see. When you were a child (although I'm
having difficulty believing that you're not, I'll give you the benefit
of the doubt), did you enjoy pulling the wings off flies? Torture small
animals? Those are some of the first warning signs of sociopaths, you
know. Have you visited a mental health professional lately? Besides
picking up your last prescription, I mean.
BET ON IT
No thanks. I just like to play the slots.
BK (is it must me, or are the standards of trolling really dropping?)
AA#1992
Holy Child
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19 Feb 2004 03:28:12 PM |
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"B. Kildow" <tracker99@spamenot.foxinternet.net> wrote in
news:4034CE36.1020804@spamenot.foxinternet.net:
Holy Child wrote:
BET ON IT
No thanks. I just like to play the slots.
BK (is it must me, or are the standards of trolling really dropping?)
AA#1992
Who do we blame? Clinton? Bush? Hmmm...*checks Holy's headers*
Blame Bill Gates! Holy's using LookOut!!! Express.
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Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
"You should realize Usenet is a strange reality where you see people
beating up a patch of grass where nine years ago there used to be a
horse. " 01 July 2003, talk.origins
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| User: "bob young" |
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19 Feb 2004 06:03:08 AM |
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Holy Child wrote:
"Zackman" <zackman@SPAMISEVILearthling.net> wrote in message
news:c120jr0aoe@enews4.newsguy.com...
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
Also, the fourth dungeon is hard. Make sure Link has full health.
-Z-
Why do you have to be so vulgar?
What did I ever do to deserve such treatment from you?
You are an atheist right?
Well laugh now.
You unbelievers act like your SO smart
Will you laugh so hard when you are burning in hell and smell the FLAMES?
Has it ever occurred to you that quoting primitive mythology reveals you as
a..................primitive!
Will you be so smart when you beg for MERCY FROM GOD?
WILL YOU BE RIDICULING THE FAITHFUL WHEN THE DEMONS COME FOR YOU HERETICS?
GO AHEAD AND LAUGH BECAUSE WE GET THE LAST LAUGH WHEN YOU BEGGING FOR YOUR
SOULS AND NO ONE LISTENS SO GO AHEAD AND LAUGH BECAUSE YOU HUMANISTS AND
IDOLATERS WILL GET YOURS
BET ON IT
Holy Child
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| User: "Zackman" |
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19 Feb 2004 08:50:15 AM |
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Holy Child wrote:
Why do you have to be so vulgar?
Which part was vulgar again? Cat food or Link?
What did I ever do to deserve such treatment from you?
You crossposted your trolling religious nonsense to a video games newsgroup.
Just to steer this back on topic, do they have video games in heaven? And do
you get unmilited lives in everything?
-Z-
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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19 Feb 2004 03:29:39 PM |
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"Zackman" <zackman@SPAMISEVILearthling.net> wrote in
news:c12pgk02hsd@enews1.newsguy.com:
Holy Child wrote:
Why do you have to be so vulgar?
Which part was vulgar again? Cat food or Link?
What did I ever do to deserve such treatment from you?
You crossposted your trolling religious nonsense to a video games
newsgroup. Just to steer this back on topic, do they have video games
in heaven? And do you get unmilited lives in everything?
Holy needs to be in the next installment of "Grand Theft Auto."
--
Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
"You should realize Usenet is a strange reality where you see people
beating up a patch of grass where nine years ago there used to be a
horse. " 01 July 2003, talk.origins
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19 Feb 2004 12:31:33 PM |
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On Thu, 19 Feb 2004 09:50:15 -0500, "Zackman"
<zackman@SPAMISEVILearthling.net> wrote in message
news:<c12pgk02hsd@enews1.newsguy.com>:
Holy Child wrote:
Why do you have to be so vulgar?
Which part was vulgar again? Cat food or Link?
What did I ever do to deserve such treatment from you?
You crossposted your trolling religious nonsense to a video games newsgroup.
Just to steer this back on topic, do they have video games in heaven? And do
you get unmilited lives in everything?
No, but you'll have unlimited continues, because Jesus saves.
--
Funny Lurlean quote #55:
"Some sinners get so much radiation on them that they just blow up and leave a
little pile of ashes behind. If you're a standing too close, you might get
burnt up too!"
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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19 Feb 2004 03:30:33 PM |
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Bill Baker <wbaker@postini.spamcon.org> wrote in
news:pan.2004.02.19.18.31.27.843817@postini.spamcon.org:
On Thu, 19 Feb 2004 09:50:15 -0500, "Zackman"
<zackman@SPAMISEVILearthling.net> wrote in message
news:<c12pgk02hsd@enews1.newsguy.com>:
Holy Child wrote:
Why do you have to be so vulgar?
Which part was vulgar again? Cat food or Link?
What did I ever do to deserve such treatment from you?
You crossposted your trolling religious nonsense to a video games
newsgroup. Just to steer this back on topic, do they have video games
in heaven? And do you get unmilited lives in everything?
No, but you'll have unlimited continues, because Jesus saves.
But Moses invests!
--
Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
"You should realize Usenet is a strange reality where you see people
beating up a patch of grass where nine years ago there used to be a
horse. " 01 July 2003, talk.origins
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19 Feb 2004 06:19:39 PM |
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On Thu, 19 Feb 2004 21:30:33 +0000, Doc Smartass
<gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in message
news:<Xns94949E75194C2askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>:
Bill Baker <wbaker@postini.spamcon.org> wrote in
news:pan.2004.02.19.18.31.27.843817@postini.spamcon.org:
On Thu, 19 Feb 2004 09:50:15 -0500, "Zackman"
<zackman@SPAMISEVILearthling.net> wrote in message
news:<c12pgk02hsd@enews1.newsguy.com>:
Holy Child wrote:
Why do you have to be so vulgar?
Which part was vulgar again? Cat food or Link?
What did I ever do to deserve such treatment from you?
You crossposted your trolling religious nonsense to a video games
newsgroup. Just to steer this back on topic, do they have video games
in heaven? And do you get unmilited lives in everything?
No, but you'll have unlimited continues, because Jesus saves.
But Moses invests!
Hehehe. You do live up to your name. :-)
--
Lurlean lie #1:
He goes to one [orgy] every day I hear
news:7908c278.0310191123.4a2f2610@posting.google.com
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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19 Feb 2004 06:41:42 PM |
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Bill Baker <wbaker@postini.spamcon.org> wrote in
news:pan.2004.02.20.00.19.35.293249@postini.spamcon.org:
On Thu, 19 Feb 2004 21:30:33 +0000, Doc Smartass
<gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in message
news:<Xns94949E75194C2askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>:
Bill Baker <wbaker@postini.spamcon.org> wrote in
news:pan.2004.02.19.18.31.27.843817@postini.spamcon.org:
On Thu, 19 Feb 2004 09:50:15 -0500, "Zackman"
<zackman@SPAMISEVILearthling.net> wrote in message
news:<c12pgk02hsd@enews1.newsguy.com>:
Holy Child wrote:
Why do you have to be so vulgar?
Which part was vulgar again? Cat food or Link?
What did I ever do to deserve such treatment from you?
You crossposted your trolling religious nonsense to a video games
newsgroup. Just to steer this back on topic, do they have video games
in heaven? And do you get unmilited lives in everything?
No, but you'll have unlimited continues, because Jesus saves.
But Moses invests!
Hehehe. You do live up to your name. :-)
:) I found a third part of it online--"Jesus Saves. Moses Invests. But the
Mongol Hoards!"
--
Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
"You should realize Usenet is a strange reality where you see people
beating up a patch of grass where nine years ago there used to be a
horse. " 01 July 2003, talk.origins
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| User: "Gene Poole" |
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19 Feb 2004 06:06:49 PM |
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Bill Baker wrote:
On Thu, 19 Feb 2004 09:50:15 -0500, "Zackman"
<zackman@SPAMISEVILearthling.net> wrote in message
news:<c12pgk02hsd@enews1.newsguy.com>:
Holy Child wrote:
Why do you have to be so vulgar?
Which part was vulgar again? Cat food or Link?
What did I ever do to deserve such treatment from you?
You crossposted your trolling religious nonsense to a video games newsgroup.
Just to steer this back on topic, do they have video games in heaven? And do
you get unmilited lives in everything?
No, but you'll have unlimited continues, because Jesus saves.
and so can you if you shop at Wal Mart!
--
Gene Poole
Signature sold separately
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| User: "MKR" |
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19 Feb 2004 07:51:38 AM |
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On Thu, 19 Feb 2004 02:45:17 -0500, "Zackman"
<zackman@SPAMISEVILearthling.net> wrote:
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
Also, the fourth dungeon is hard. Make sure Link has full health.
-Z-
Whackiest. Reply. Ever.
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| User: "Gene Poole" |
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19 Feb 2004 06:45:11 AM |
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Zackman wrote:
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
Also, the fourth dungeon is hard. Make sure Link has full health.
the 4th dungeon was my favourite of them all. pretty easy IMHO.
also: I'm Idaho.
-Z-
Holy Child wrote:
- Social outcasts. (gays, lesbians and God only knows what the next
trendy fad will be.)
- Social outcast organizations. (GayCLU.)
- The poor. (Usually looking for a free ride.)
- Minorities. (Again, looking for a free ride.)
- White trash. (Especially single mothers with 2 or more kids all from
different fathers. Another free ride. Don't let the "white" part
throw you. This covers all ethnicities.)
- Politicians who know the only way they can get elected is by
promising freebies to the poor and blaming all the worlds problems on
the rich or the current administration.
- Union workers. (They are liberal because the union told them they
are liberal.)
Just an observation.
Holy Child
--
Gene Poole
Signature sold separately
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| User: "Martin Thomas" |
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19 Feb 2004 05:24:01 AM |
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On Thu, 19 Feb 2004 00:59:01 -0500 in alt.atheism
"Holy Child" <holychild@indamixREMOVE.net> wrote:
- Social outcasts. (gays, lesbians and God only knows what the next trendy
fad will be.)
- Social outcast organizations. (GayCLU.)
- The poor. (Usually looking for a free ride.)
- Minorities. (Again, looking for a free ride.)
- White trash. (Especially single mothers with 2 or more kids all from
different fathers. Another free ride. Don't let the "white" part throw you.
This covers all ethnicities.)
- Politicians who know the only way they can get elected is by promising
freebies to the poor and blaming all the worlds problems on the rich or the
current administration.
- Union workers. (They are liberal because the union told them they are
liberal.)
You hate most of the people your God has created ... no wonder
you are scared of him!
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Martin Thomas
Official "Teddy Bear" Atheist
mart666t@netscape.NO.HAWKERS.net
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| User: "Craig Chilton" |
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| Title: Re: As a God fearing Christian, I exempt myself from the following.... |
19 Feb 2004 01:35:36 AM |
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On Thu, 19 Feb 2004 00:59:01 -0500,
"Holy Child" <holychild@indamix.net> wrote:
- Social outcasts.
Ah. Just as JESUS had nothing to do with 'em, huh?
Buy a Bible and read it.
Then get back to us.
-- Craig Chilton
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| User: "Yang, AthD h.c." |
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19 Feb 2004 12:07:29 AM |
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On Thu, 19 Feb 2004 00:59:01 -0500, "Holy Child"
<holychild@indamixREMOVE.net> wrote:
- Union workers. (They are liberal because the union told them they are
liberal.)
All of 343 Fightfighters who died on 911 were members of the AFL-CIO.
What has a ***** chickenhawk like you done for us lately?
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Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Socerey Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.2 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: -3 million jobs and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -543 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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