But in this case, he's faking:
http://buffalobeast.com/117/let_there_be_retards.htm
"THREE-O-NINE! THREE-O-NINE!" I crudely affected like an overgrown
toddler, exuberantly waving the hotel room key card overhead, and
cradling a small, foam-rubber Tyrannosaurus Rex. I adjusted the
thick, foreign prescription bifocals strapped to my head, and
steamrolled to the front of the line -- purblind and unconcerned
with normal etiquette. I wasn't about to wait around in the
Godforsaken lobby of a Cincinnati EconoLodge while the biggest
story since creation started without us.
....
They even created a fake website:
http://www.thespecialtimes.com
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Merlyn LeRoy
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