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User: "Sound of Trumpet"
Date: 04 Jun 2007 06:55:37 PM
Object: Atheists Better Pray To God They're Right
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Atheists Better Pray to God They're Right
Townhall ^ | May 13, 2007 | Doug Giles
Posted on 05/13/2007 4:22:19 AM PDT by Kaslin
Paul (not the lead singer of the Beatles, but the apostle Paul) states
that God has made Himself known, via creation, to all men. According
to the apostle, God's revealed Himself not just to Christians and to
Jews, but to every one everywhere (see Romans 1:18-21).
This means that from Jo-Jo the Brazilian monkey boy, to the Cameroon
pygmies, to the whiny lesbian agnostic smoking clove cigarettes at
Starbucks, to the beer swillin' dillweeds (What's up, dudes? I'll see
after I pen this column! Keep 'em cold.), to the brooding British
atheists, all people know God exists-even if they can't really put a
finger on some of the finer points of His person.
Yes, through what has been made, God has plastered on the souls of
earth's citizenry the general revelation that He's present. In
addition, they also know when they're being a jack ***** and when
they're being cool (more on that next week).
I know the above 411 hurts the atheists to hear, seeing that they've
staked so much of their imago on God's non-existence. But c'mon, you
know there's Someone "out there," so cut the crap, shave your goatee
and find some other way to pick up chicks-okay, James Dean?
Look, if Paul's right and people know that they know Him (even if it's
in some dull sense of the word), why do some trip over themselves and
tie their brains in knots in order to curb this knowledge? Why do
people go nuts looking for loopholes and supposed contradictions in
the scripture, hypocrisies within the church and some shared semblance
to an ape in order to convince themselves that God's not here, there
or anywhere and never has been nor ever will be?
Is it because . . .
They are Johnny Quest truth seekers looking to answer man's $64,000
question?
They are evolutionary luminaries uncommonly endowed with more smarts
than us poor cattle and are here to help us club foot our way up the
Darwinian ladder and away from such primal fairy tales? Or is it
simply because . . .
The existence of God, His standards and a day of personal
accountability really, really, jacks with their efforts at autonomy
and their chances of getting laid tonight?
The apostle Paul states it's the latter.
Atheists, according to Santo Pablo, have suppressed the truth because
God really cramps their style. It's hard to persistently indulge the
appetites of the flesh if there is a holy God to whom you must give
account. The truth is that all men, who have not bowed their knee to
God and His way, hate Him and are intrinsically geared against God. (I
know that's tight, but it's right)
Jesus put it forcefully up fallen humanity's tailpipe when He exposed
why men reject the knowledge of God when He said, "Men love darkness
rather than light because their deeds are evil. For everyone who does
evils hates the light, and does not come to the light, lest his deeds
should be exposed" (Jn. 3.19-20).
This is easy math, folks: A man who has no remorse and thus no desire
to repent from his sins is probably not going to be a big advocate for
the existence, person and work of God.
You know that all the various no-God arguments-which, to be sure, are
fun to debate and write about and blah, blah, blah-actually stem from
the root of the atheist's refusal to curtsy to what he already
internally knows is true. It is this denial and refusal to embrace the
general knowledge of God given through creation that officially
pisseth off the Lord thy God and puts the atheist in a precarious
position. My advice to my atheist buddies is this: you'd better pray
to God that you're right and that He doesn't exist-because if you're
wrong, eternity is going to be rough.
To be continued . . .
Doug Giles is the creator and host of The Clash radio shows, winners
of seven Silver Microphone Awards and two Communicator Awards in the
last three years, and a contributing columnist on Townhall.com.
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User: "GoDrex"

Title: Re: Atheists Better Pray To God They're Right 04 Jun 2007 08:54:32 PM
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Atheists Better Pray to God They're Right

Townhall ^ | May 13, 2007 | Doug Giles


Doug Giles is an idiot.
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User: "tim gueguen"

Title: Re: Atheists Better Pray To God They're Right 06 Jun 2007 01:06:57 AM
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Atheists Better Pray to God They're Right

Townhall ^ | May 13, 2007 | Doug Giles


Posted on 05/13/2007 4:22:19 AM PDT by Kaslin


Paul (not the lead singer of the Beatles, but the apostle Paul) states
that God has made Himself known, via creation, to all men. According
to the apostle, God's revealed Himself not just to Christians and to
Jews, but to every one everywhere (see Romans 1:18-21).

This means that from Jo-Jo the Brazilian monkey boy, to the Cameroon
pygmies, to the whiny lesbian agnostic smoking clove cigarettes at
Starbucks, to the beer swillin' dillweeds (What's up, dudes? I'll see
after I pen this column! Keep 'em cold.), to the brooding British
atheists, all people know God exists-even if they can't really put a
finger on some of the finer points of His person.

Yes, through what has been made, God has plastered on the souls of
earth's citizenry the general revelation that He's present. In
addition, they also know when they're being a jack ***** and when
they're being cool (more on that next week).

Even if we took this silly statement at face value it still doesn't resolve
a major problem with God belief, namely which one is the correct one, or for
that matter whether we should be worshipping more than one. No doubt this
joker will come up with some equally silly explaination of why the Christian
version is the right one.
tim gueguen 101867
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User: "Errol"

Title: Re: Atheists Better Pray To God They're Right 06 Jun 2007 05:30:23 AM
On Jun 6, 8:06 am, "tim gueguen" <tgueg...@shaw.ca> wrote:

Even if we took this silly statement at face value it still doesn't resolve

a major problem with God belief, namely which one is the correct one, or for
that matter whether we should be worshipping more than one. No doubt this
joker will come up with some equally silly explaination of why the Christian
version is the right one.

Don't worry whether or not tou are worshipping the correct one. All
prayers go to the prayer central exchange where they are sorted into
the various groupings. The ones calling for infidels to die are routed
to the guy operating the virgin renewal factory (72 a day for each
believer- that's a helluva lot of virgins). The ones wishing for young
male ***** are routed to Chistianity- subdivision Catholism.
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User: "S. A. Joyce"

Title: Re: Atheists Better Pray To God They're Right 06 Jun 2007 07:40:21 AM
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Atheists Better Pray to God They're Right

Townhall ^ | May 13, 2007 | Doug Giles

Praying to God that there are no gods? That would be like Mr. Giles
thinking that he has a brain, nicht wahr?
Although I know it's bad form to feed the trolls, let's think it through,
just for giggles. Praying that one is right is probably very common, but
it's entirely off the mark. Assuming that the entity prayed to actually
exists, and that it hears and answers prayers, the appropriate request is
not that reality be altered to conform to one's beliefs, but that one's
beliefs be altered to conform to reality. As a young Christian many years
ago I did just that: "God, please let me know the truth." When I woke up
the next morning, I discovered I was an atheist.

Posted on 05/13/2007 4:22:19 AM PDT by Kaslin

[snip]


Doug Giles is the creator and host of The Clash radio shows, winners
of seven Silver Microphone Awards and two Communicator Awards in the
last three years, and a contributing columnist on Townhall.com.

Sounds as if Mr. Giles is on a mission to persuade folks that religion is an
obsession of people whose thinking is sorely disorganized, hence something
to be avoided by all who value their sanity. Good job, Mr. Giles! With
dedicated people like you and SOT hard at work, atheists will never have to
recruit. We can only hope and trust that if there really is a God, you'll
be duly rewarded.
--
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currently subscribe only to alt.philosophy, any reply to this message should
be directed to that group. Thanks.]
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User: "Thomas Keske"

Title: Re: Atheists Better Pray To God They're Right 04 Jun 2007 07:42:19 PM
I pray to Google, the all-knowing Oracle who can answer
any of my questions. When bad things happen, I wonder sometimes
why Google allowed it, but I know that if I search, Google will
have an answer.
Religionists. Bbbrrrrr.... There but for the Grace of Google go I.
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User: "Kelsey Bjarnason"

Title: Re: Atheists Better Pray To God They're Right 05 Jun 2007 01:11:24 PM
On Mon, 04 Jun 2007 20:42:19 -0400, Thomas Keske wrote:

I pray to Google, the all-knowing Oracle who can answer
any of my questions. When bad things happen, I wonder sometimes
why Google allowed it, but I know that if I search, Google will
have an answer.

http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/Scripture/Proof_Google_Is_God.html

Voila. Google *IS* God. :)
--
“Pluralitas non est ponenda sine neccesitate” - Ockham
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User: "Geoff"

Title: AQOTM nomination: Atheists Better Pray To God They're Right 04 Jun 2007 10:31:12 PM
Thomas Keske wrote:

I pray to Google, the all-knowing Oracle who can answer
any of my questions. When bad things happen, I wonder sometimes
why Google allowed it, but I know that if I search, Google will
have an answer.

Religionists. Bbbrrrrr.... There but for the Grace of Google go I.

Excellent!
Seconds?
.
User: "Immortalist"

Title: Re: AQOTM nomination: Atheists Better Pray To God They're Right 04 Jun 2007 10:51:56 PM
On Jun 4, 8:31 pm, "Geoff" <geb...@yahoo.nospam.com> wrote:

Thomas Keske wrote:

I pray to Google, the all-knowing Oracle who can answer
any of my questions. When bad things happen, I wonder sometimes
why Google allowed it, but I know that if I search, Google will
have an answer.


Religionists. Bbbrrrrr.... There but for the Grace of Google go I.


Excellent!

Seconds?

Google might answer that, being the great God it tis, that they don't
want to interfere with the free will of its believers, else it be
accused of determining such and such evil?
In the philosophy of religion and theology, the problem of evil is the
problem of reconciling the existence of evil or suffering in the world
with the existence of an omniscient, omnipotent, omnibenevolent God.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Problem_of_evil
.



User: ""

Title: Re: Atheists Better Pray To God They're Right 04 Jun 2007 07:50:28 PM
On Jun 4, 4:55 pm, Sound of Trumpet <soundoftrum...@emailaccount.com>
wrote:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1832765/posts

Atheists Better Pray to God They're Right

Townhall ^ | May 13, 2007 | Doug Giles

Posted on 05/13/2007 4:22:19 AM PDT by Kaslin

Paul (not the lead singer of the Beatles, but the apostle Paul) states
that God has made Himself known, via creation, to all men. According
to the apostle, God's revealed Himself not just to Christians and to
Jews, but to every one everywhere (see Romans 1:18-21).

This means that from Jo-Jo the Brazilian monkey boy, to the Cameroon
pygmies, to the whiny lesbian agnostic smoking clove cigarettes at
Starbucks, to the beer swillin' dillweeds (What's up, dudes? I'll see
after I pen this column! Keep 'em cold.), to the brooding British
atheists, all people know God exists-even if they can't really put a
finger on some of the finer points of His person.

Yes, through what has been made, God has plastered on the souls of
earth's citizenry the general revelation that He's present. In
addition, they also know when they're being a jack ***** and when
they're being cool (more on that next week).

I know the above 411 hurts the atheists to hear, seeing that they've
staked so much of their imago on God's non-existence. But c'mon, you
know there's Someone "out there," so cut the crap, shave your goatee
and find some other way to pick up chicks-okay, James Dean?

Look, if Paul's right and people know that they know Him (even if it's
in some dull sense of the word), why do some trip over themselves and
tie their brains in knots in order to curb this knowledge? Why do
people go nuts looking for loopholes and supposed contradictions in
the scripture, hypocrisies within the church and some shared semblance
to an ape in order to convince themselves that God's not here, there
or anywhere and never has been nor ever will be?

Is it because . . .

They are Johnny Quest truth seekers looking to answer man's $64,000
question?

They are evolutionary luminaries uncommonly endowed with more smarts
than us poor cattle and are here to help us club foot our way up the
Darwinian ladder and away from such primal fairy tales? Or is it
simply because . . .

The existence of God, His standards and a day of personal
accountability really, really, jacks with their efforts at autonomy
and their chances of getting laid tonight?

The apostle Paul states it's the latter.

Atheists, according to Santo Pablo, have suppressed the truth because
God really cramps their style. It's hard to persistently indulge the
appetites of the flesh if there is a holy God to whom you must give
account. The truth is that all men, who have not bowed their knee to
God and His way, hate Him and are intrinsically geared against God. (I
know that's tight, but it's right)

Jesus put it forcefully up fallen humanity's tailpipe when He exposed
why men reject the knowledge of God when He said, "Men love darkness
rather than light because their deeds are evil. For everyone who does
evils hates the light, and does not come to the light, lest his deeds
should be exposed" (Jn. 3.19-20).

This is easy math, folks: A man who has no remorse and thus no desire
to repent from his sins is probably not going to be a big advocate for
the existence, person and work of God.

You know that all the various no-God arguments-which, to be sure, are
fun to debate and write about and blah, blah, blah-actually stem from
the root of the atheist's refusal to curtsy to what he already
internally knows is true. It is this denial and refusal to embrace the
general knowledge of God given through creation that officially
pisseth off the Lord thy God and puts the atheist in a precarious
position. My advice to my atheist buddies is this: you'd better pray
to God that you're right and that He doesn't exist-because if you're
wrong, eternity is going to be rough.

To be continued . . .

Doug Giles is the creator and host of The Clash radio shows, winners
of seven Silver Microphone Awards and two Communicator Awards in the
last three years, and a contributing columnist on Townhall.com.

The irony is that everyone goes where he thinks he will go. Christians
go to heaven or hell or purgatory. Moslems to hell or a heaven full of
virgins. Hindus and buddhists are reborn as cockroaches or demi-gods.
Athiests are snuffed into non-existence. And agnostics end up where?
.
User: "Stephen Knight"

Title: Re: Atheists Better Pray To God They're Right 04 Jun 2007 09:24:59 PM
On Mon, 04 Jun 2007 17:50:28 -0700,
wrote:
snip

The irony is that everyone goes where he thinks he will go. Christians
go to heaven or hell or purgatory. Moslems to hell or a heaven full of
virgins. Hindus and buddhists are reborn as cockroaches or demi-gods.
Athiests are snuffed into non-existence.
And agnostics end up where?

Working for the DMV.
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
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User: "Uncle Vic"

Title: Re: Atheists Better Pray To God They're Right 04 Jun 2007 09:56:51 PM
One fine day in alt.atheism,
bloodied us up with
this:

The irony is that everyone goes where he thinks he will go. Christians
go to heaven or hell or purgatory. Moslems to hell or a heaven full of
virgins. Hindus and buddhists are reborn as cockroaches or demi-gods.
Athiests are snuffed into non-existence. And agnostics end up where?

Disneyland?
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Convicted by Earthquack. Plonked by Fester.
Member Duke Spanking Club.
.


User: "Edward"

Title: Re: Atheists Better Pray To God They're Right 04 Jun 2007 07:15:13 PM
On Jun 4, 7:55 pm, Sound of Trumpet <soundoftrum...@emailaccount.com>
wrote:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1832765/posts

Atheists Better Pray to God They're Right

First mistake is asking an atheist to pray to > ?God?
Second mistake is that if you yourself believed what's in your post,
and knew of a "God", why would you advice anyone to pray that there
isn't one?
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User: "Nosterill"

Title: Re: Atheists Better Pray To God They're Right 05 Jun 2007 07:31:19 AM
On Jun 5, 12:55 am, Sound of Trumpet <soundoftrum...@emailaccount.com>
wrote:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1832765/posts

Atheists Better Pray to God They're Right

And if they are right, then there would be no point in praying. This
is just nonsense.

Townhall ^ | May 13, 2007 | Doug Giles

Posted on 05/13/2007 4:22:19 AM PDT by Kaslin

Paul (not the lead singer of the Beatles, but the apostle Paul) states
that God has made Himself known, via creation, to all men. According
to the apostle, God's revealed Himself not just to Christians and to
Jews, but to every one everywhere (see Romans 1:18-21).

Well he was wrong, wasn't he! It's as simple as that.
.

User: "raven1"

Title: Re: Atheists Better Pray To God They're Right 04 Jun 2007 08:51:52 PM
On Mon, 04 Jun 2007 16:55:37 -0700, Sound of Trumpet
<soundoftrumpet@emailaccount.com> wrote:

Look, if Paul's right and people know that they know Him (even if it's
in some dull sense of the word), why do some trip over themselves and
tie their brains in knots in order to curb this knowledge?

If Paul's right, and people know that they know him, why does he only
send blithering idiots to represent him?
--
"O Sybilli, si ergo
Fortibus es in ero
O Nobili! Themis trux
Sivat sinem? Causen Dux"
.

User: "P.Henry"

Title: Re: Atheists Better Pray To God They're Right 04 Jun 2007 06:59:55 PM
On Mon, 04 Jun 2007 16:55:37 -0700, Sound of Trumpet wrote:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1832765/posts



Atheists Better Pray to God They're Right


Christians better pray to Shiva that they're right.
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User: "Ron Baker, Pluralitas!"

Title: Re: Atheists Better Pray To God They're Right 05 Jun 2007 12:00:54 AM
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Feed that troll.
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User: "george"

Title: Re: Atheists Better Pray To God They're Right 04 Jun 2007 07:07:26 PM
On Jun 5, 11:59 am, "P.Henry" <P.Hen...@revolution.org> wrote:

On Mon, 04 Jun 2007 16:55:37 -0700, Sound of Trumpet wrote:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1832765/posts


Atheists Better Pray to God They're Right


Christians better pray to Shiva that they're right.

SOT has been on the bottle (again)
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User: "Al Klein"

Title: Re: Atheists Better Pray To God They're Right 04 Jun 2007 08:08:26 PM
On Mon, 04 Jun 2007 23:59:55 GMT, "P.Henry" <P.Henery@revolution.org>
wrote:

On Mon, 04 Jun 2007 16:55:37 -0700, Sound of Trumpet wrote:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1832765/posts
Atheists Better Pray to God They're Right

Christians better pray to Shiva that they're right.

It wouldn't help. Their only hope is repentance - to repent of being
a Christian.
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User: "BushRuinsTheWorldandtheUSA"

Title: Re: Atheists Better Pray To God They're Right 04 Jun 2007 08:28:26 PM
On Jun 4, 6:08 pm, Al Klein <ruk...@pern.invalid> wrote:

On Mon, 04 Jun 2007 23:59:55 GMT, "P.Henry" <P.Hen...@revolution.org>
wrote:

On Mon, 04 Jun 2007 16:55:37 -0700, Sound of Trumpet wrote:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1832765/posts
Atheists Better Pray to God They're Right

Christians better pray to Shiva that they're right.


It wouldn't help. Their only hope is repentance - to repent of being
a Christian.

my god is better than your god, that makes me better than you
my god is bigger than your god, that makes me stronger than you
.
User: "Al Klein"

Title: Re: Atheists Better Pray To God They're Right 04 Jun 2007 11:36:48 PM
On Mon, 04 Jun 2007 18:28:26 -0700, BushRuinsTheWorldandtheUSA
<bongblaster54@yahoo.com> wrote:

On Jun 4, 6:08 pm, Al Klein <ruk...@pern.invalid> wrote:

On Mon, 04 Jun 2007 23:59:55 GMT, "P.Henry" <P.Hen...@revolution.org>
wrote:

On Mon, 04 Jun 2007 16:55:37 -0700, Sound of Trumpet wrote:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1832765/posts
Atheists Better Pray to God They're Right

Christians better pray to Shiva that they're right.


It wouldn't help. Their only hope is repentance - to repent of being
a Christian.


my god is better than your god, that makes me better than you

More like, "You, who've never been out of the United States, look
foolish telling me what France is like when I come back from a trip to
France." When you die there's no Christian god waiting to judge you.
.
User: "Ghod"

Title: Re: Atheists Better Pray To God They're Right 04 Jun 2007 11:56:27 PM
Al Klein wrote:

On Mon, 04 Jun 2007 18:28:26 -0700, BushRuinsTheWorldandtheUSA
<bongblaster54@yahoo.com> wrote:


On Jun 4, 6:08 pm, Al Klein <ruk...@pern.invalid> wrote:

On Mon, 04 Jun 2007 23:59:55 GMT, "P.Henry" <P.Hen...@revolution.org>
wrote:


On Mon, 04 Jun 2007 16:55:37 -0700, Sound of Trumpet wrote:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1832765/posts
Atheists Better Pray to God They're Right


Christians better pray to Shiva that they're right.


It wouldn't help. Their only hope is repentance - to repent of being
a Christian.


my god is better than your god, that makes me better than you

Kinda like the Oscar Meyer weiner song, ain't it?

More like, "You, who've never been out of the United States, look
foolish telling me what France is like when I come back from a trip to
France."

Which part of France? I've only been to Toulon, Marseille, & San
Tropez.....BTW, San Tropez is not so exicting during February...and
yeah, I couldn't resist carrying around a walkman with battery-powered
speakers, playing Pink Floyd while there. *sigh*

When you die there's no Christian god waiting to judge you.

That WOULD be silly, wouldn't it?
.





User: "MarkA"

Title: Re: Atheists Better Pray To God They're Right 04 Jun 2007 10:07:07 PM
On Mon, 04 Jun 2007 16:55:37 -0700, Sound of Trumpet wrote:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1832765/posts



Atheists Better Pray to God They're Right

Townhall ^ | May 13, 2007 | Doug Giles


Posted on 05/13/2007 4:22:19 AM PDT by Kaslin


Meh. God also plastered everyone's soul with the belief that the world is
flat, the Earth is the center of the Universe, and that heavy things fall
faster than light things. It turns out those were all wrong, too.
--
MarkA
(This space accidentally filled in)
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User: "bob young"

Title: Re: Atheists Better Pray To God They're Right 05 Jun 2007 12:00:02 AM
MarkA wrote:

On Mon, 04 Jun 2007 16:55:37 -0700, Sound of Trumpet wrote:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1832765/posts



Atheists Better Pray to God They're Right

Townhall ^ | May 13, 2007 | Doug Giles


Posted on 05/13/2007 4:22:19 AM PDT by Kaslin



Meh. God also plastered everyone's soul with the belief that the world is
flat,

Hardly - it was one of the god's minions,
gods never speak or write anything
- they do not exist

the Earth is the center of the Universe, and that heavy things fall
faster than light things. It turns out those were all wrong, too.

--
MarkA
(This space accidentally filled in)

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User: "Ghod"

Title: Re: Atheists Better Pray To God They're Right 05 Jun 2007 12:14:27 AM
bob young wrote:


MarkA wrote:


On Mon, 04 Jun 2007 16:55:37 -0700, Sound of Trumpet wrote:


http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1832765/posts



Atheists Better Pray to God They're Right

Townhall ^ | May 13, 2007 | Doug Giles


Posted on 05/13/2007 4:22:19 AM PDT by Kaslin



Meh. God also plastered everyone's soul with the belief that the world is
flat,



Hardly - it was one of the god's minions,
gods never speak or write anything
- they do not exist

Wha? I dont' exist? Geeeezzzzzzzz......

the Earth is the center of the Universe, and that heavy things fall
faster than light things. It turns out those were all wrong, too.

--
MarkA
(This space accidentally filled in)

Oh, DEAR! Can we help, somehow?
Ghod
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User: "ZerkonX"

Title: Re: Believers Better Pray To God They're Right 05 Jun 2007 08:31:06 AM
On Mon, 04 Jun 2007 16:55:37 -0700, Sound of Trumpet wrote:

you'd better pray
to God that you're right and that He doesn't exist-because if you're
wrong, eternity is going to be rough.

Wait.. what you really mean is..
They better pray to a god that thinks that those that don't believe in him
are to be punished rather than a god who has no interest in what you
believe or not because all existence is the totality of god so non-belief
is no different than belief. Or, a god who thinks, "I don't care what you
believe or think you believe or don't believe or think you don't believe,
I care about what you do. What REALLY pisses me off are all you dinks who
are telling everyone what I think and what I am doing or going to do. Just
WHO do YOU think you are, me?"
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User: "Uncle Vic"

Title: Re: Atheists Better Pray To God They're Right 04 Jun 2007 09:54:39 PM
One fine day in alt.atheism, Sound of Trumpet
<soundoftrumpet@emailaccount.com> bloodied us up with this:

Atheists Better Pray to God They're Right

Or else what? Who's hell do we go to?
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Convicted by Earthquack. Plonked by Fester.
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User: "Doc Smartass"

Title: Re: Atheists Better Pray To God They're Right 05 Jun 2007 08:43:23 PM
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Subject: Atheists Better Pray To God They're Right

You better pray we're not.
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User: "Michael"

Title: Re: Atheists Better Pray To God They're Right 06 Jun 2007 01:38:39 AM
On Jun 5, 8:43 pm, Doc Smartass <gek...@astroskivviesboymail.com>
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Sound of Trumpet <soundoftrum...@emailaccount.com> wrote innews:1181001337.906403.279060@p77g2000hsh.googlegroups.com:

Subject: Atheists Better Pray To God They're Right


You better pray we're not.

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Illogical.The praying folks just die and thats it.Are atheists getting
stupider? I cant figure out this out!
Time for ouchie!
She later claims to be 902.[6] Her exact age was not disclosed in the
anime, and her time travelling complicates !
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User: "Doc Smartass"

Title: Re: Atheists Better Pray To God They're Right 06 Jun 2007 06:04:41 PM
Michael <adravirgo@gmail.com> wrote in
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On Jun 5, 8:43 pm, Doc Smartass <gek...@astroskivviesboymail.com>
wrote:

Sound of Trumpet <soundoftrum...@emailaccount.com> wrote
innews:1181001337.906403.279060@p77g2000hsh.googlegroups.com:

Subject: Atheists Better Pray To God They're Right


You better pray we're not.


Illogical.The praying folks just die and thats it.Are atheists getting
stupider? I cant figure out this out!

Joke you if you can't take a *****. :)
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User: "Geoff"

Title: Re: Atheists Better Pray To God They're Right 04 Jun 2007 10:29:50 PM
Sound of Trumpet wrote:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1832765/posts

Atheists Better Pray to God They're Right

What a singularly stupid statement even for a writer at Free republic.
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User: "bob young"

Title: Re: Atheists Better Pray To God They're Right 04 Jun 2007 11:57:01 PM
Sound of Trumpet wrote:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1832765/posts

Atheists Better Pray to God They're Right

we read some lunatic posts here, the above must take the biscuit !
Emmett's final line applies to you plus a host of others:
"Atheism is the world of reality, it is reason, it is freedom. Atheism
is human concern, and intellectual honesty to a degree that the religious
mind cannot begin to understand. And yet it is more than this. Atheism is
not an old religion, it is not a new and coming religion, in fact it is
not, and never has been, a religion at all. The definition of Atheism is
magnificent in its simplicity: Atheism is merely the bed-rock of sanity
in a world of madness."
[Atheism: An Affirmative View, by Emmett F. Fields]
Bob
humanist Brit.



Townhall ^ | May 13, 2007 | Doug Giles

Posted on 05/13/2007 4:22:19 AM PDT by Kaslin

Paul (not the lead singer of the Beatles, but the apostle Paul) states
that God has made Himself known, via creation, to all men. According
to the apostle, God's revealed Himself not just to Christians and to
Jews, but to every one everywhere (see Romans 1:18-21).

This means that from Jo-Jo the Brazilian monkey boy, to the Cameroon
pygmies, to the whiny lesbian agnostic smoking clove cigarettes at
Starbucks, to the beer swillin' dillweeds (What's up, dudes? I'll see
after I pen this column! Keep 'em cold.), to the brooding British
atheists, all people know God exists-even if they can't really put a
finger on some of the finer points of His person.

Yes, through what has been made, God has plastered on the souls of
earth's citizenry the general revelation that He's present. In
addition, they also know when they're being a jack ***** and when
they're being cool (more on that next week).

I know the above 411 hurts the atheists to hear, seeing that they've
staked so much of their imago on God's non-existence. But c'mon, you
know there's Someone "out there," so cut the crap, shave your goatee
and find some other way to pick up chicks-okay, James Dean?

Look, if Paul's right and people know that they know Him (even if it's
in some dull sense of the word), why do some trip over themselves and
tie their brains in knots in order to curb this knowledge? Why do
people go nuts looking for loopholes and supposed contradictions in
the scripture, hypocrisies within the church and some shared semblance
to an ape in order to convince themselves that God's not here, there
or anywhere and never has been nor ever will be?

Is it because . . .

They are Johnny Quest truth seekers looking to answer man's $64,000
question?

They are evolutionary luminaries uncommonly endowed with more smarts
than us poor cattle and are here to help us club foot our way up the
Darwinian ladder and away from such primal fairy tales? Or is it
simply because . . .

The existence of God, His standards and a day of personal
accountability really, really, jacks with their efforts at autonomy
and their chances of getting laid tonight?

The apostle Paul states it's the latter.

Atheists, according to Santo Pablo, have suppressed the truth because
God really cramps their style. It's hard to persistently indulge the
appetites of the flesh if there is a holy God to whom you must give
account. The truth is that all men, who have not bowed their knee to
God and His way, hate Him and are intrinsically geared against God. (I
know that's tight, but it's right)

Jesus put it forcefully up fallen humanity's tailpipe when He exposed
why men reject the knowledge of God when He said, "Men love darkness
rather than light because their deeds are evil. For everyone who does
evils hates the light, and does not come to the light, lest his deeds
should be exposed" (Jn. 3.19-20).

This is easy math, folks: A man who has no remorse and thus no desire
to repent from his sins is probably not going to be a big advocate for
the existence, person and work of God.

You know that all the various no-God arguments-which, to be sure, are
fun to debate and write about and blah, blah, blah-actually stem from
the root of the atheist's refusal to curtsy to what he already
internally knows is true. It is this denial and refusal to embrace the
general knowledge of God given through creation that officially
pisseth off the Lord thy God and puts the atheist in a precarious
position. My advice to my atheist buddies is this: you'd better pray
to God that you're right and that He doesn't exist-because if you're
wrong, eternity is going to be rough.

To be continued . . .

Doug Giles is the creator and host of The Clash radio shows, winners
of seven Silver Microphone Awards and two Communicator Awards in the
last three years, and a contributing columnist on Townhall.com.

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