Ghod wrote:

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I especially liked the circular logic bit.....

-->Gawd---
| |
--Bibble<--

Yes, this was fun.

I would dearly like this to be shown in every Church in the World.

;)

Ghod wrote:

"magilla" <chris.linthompson@gmail.com> wrote in message
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I especially liked the circular logic bit.....

-->Gawd---
| |
--Bibble<--

Yes, this was fun.

I would dearly like this to be shown in every Church in the World.

;)

Greywolf wrote:

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Chris

'Who's the deluded one here', he asks? Well, gee <scratching my head> I'd
have to say those conspiracylizen' scientists. Well the dang Bible is so
old that not even one single original 'book', or even those two 'Tablets'
given to Moses by the Almighty himself, has survived. Now that *has* to
go down as irrefutable proof that those scientific wackos are wrong. I
have to believe that because 'God' saw to it that scribal-error filled
*copies* of those originals survived in languages *most* people living on
the planet couldn't possibly understand without a translator! (How do you
explain *that* you 'full of your own stuff' scientists!) That makes it
'mystical', and therefore 'true', wouldn't you say? The damn bible is
*OLD* for Pete's sakes!

Everbody knows that it was the ancient ones that was wise. How can
anybody look at today's world and then at the ancient world and not see
that. It is so obvious. Just look at how far advanced Atlantis was.
People today have their heads all filled with physics and history and all
kinds of stuff. Watching TV, reading books and generally clouding up
their minds. Back then, all they could know was the really important
stuff like GOD, so they knew it well. They were on much better terms with
they guy. Heck, they even dressed like him.

And that part about 'God' and the light of the universe: He's *GOD*! He
could make light travel through even 'water' if he wanted to -- and even
turn that water into wine! Says so, right in the bible.

Now, with all the professional magicians, he is afraid people would just
think it was a magic act. He never was able to work humor into any of his
stuff, so it wouldn't even come off as a good magic act. He is afraid he
just couldn't compete with today's slick performers. He has also gotten a
bit rusty.

What *can't* he do, you ask? Well the only thing that comes to mind is
show himself to us sometime in our lifetime in a way that *no-one* on the
planet could deny that he was truly 'God', for one.

He is just a bit shy. He is also embarrassed that his attire is so out of
style. Maybe if he could just befriend somebody who would clothes shop
for him.

Another is putting an end to

all human misery, suffering, anguish and pain in our lifetime -- without
the need for us to die first. I guess even 'God's' have their
limitations -- *especially* imaginary ones.

Greywolf

Conspiracy of Doves wrote:

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Chris

Idiot.

As usual, absolutely no evidence whatsoever is provided.

Hmm, satire-detector malfunction?

Chimp