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"Time To Pray" |
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28 Sep 2004 08:14:39 AM |
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Atheists need to be prepared for the end of times |
Atheists need to be prepared for the end of times. Someone has found
a mathematical formula that tells us that procession to the end of
times will begin is in the year 2037.
666*( Pi -(Pi^4)/90 + 1 ) = 2037.47
Toward the end of June. You should go now and pray and repent your
sins.
I found this and the lord immediately let me know it was truth. You
can find more about it here:
http://groups.google.com/groups?start=25&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&group=alt.bible.prophecy&selm=5960941.0409270936.606f8012%40posting.google.com
and here:
http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&group=soc.religion.christian.bible-study&selm=civ9na%24o72%241%40nikalinux.nikaconsulting.net
Please repent your sins so that the lord may forgive you before it is
to late.
Time To Pray
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| User: "Artapa" |
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28 Sep 2004 08:35:48 AM |
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"Time To Pray" <israelwithjerusalemascapital@yahoo.com> ha scritto nel
messaggio news:4e9a3307.0409280514.706b0f3@posting.google.com...
Atheists need to be prepared for the end of times. Someone has found
a mathematical formula that tells us that procession to the end of
times will begin is in the year 2037.
666*( Pi -(Pi^4)/90 + 1 ) = 2037.47
He's kidding; god would use a third level's equation, of course.
--
Biagio Catalano
www.alexamenos.com
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| User: "kathryn" |
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28 Sep 2004 09:57:44 AM |
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"Time To Pray" <israelwithjerusalemascapital@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:4e9a3307.0409280514.706b0f3@posting.google.com...
Atheists need to be prepared for the end of times. Someone has found
a mathematical formula that tells us that procession to the end of
times will begin is in the year 2037.
666*( Pi -(Pi^4)/90 + 1 ) = 2037.47
Toward the end of June. You should go now and pray and repent your
sins.
I found this and the lord immediately let me know it was truth. You
can find more about it here:
Boy aren't you going to feel dumb when June 2037 comes and goes with no end
of the world.
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| User: "chibiabos" |
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28 Sep 2004 03:31:19 PM |
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In article <cjbu58$9he$1@hercules.btinternet.com>, kathryn
<bob@bob.com> wrote:
"Time To Pray" <israelwithjerusalemascapital@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:4e9a3307.0409280514.706b0f3@posting.google.com...
Atheists need to be prepared for the end of times. Someone has found
a mathematical formula that tells us that procession to the end of
times will begin is in the year 2037.
666*( Pi -(Pi^4)/90 + 1 ) = 2037.47
Toward the end of June. You should go now and pray and repent your
sins.
I found this and the lord immediately let me know it was truth. You
can find more about it here:
Boy aren't you going to feel dumb when June 2037 comes and goes with no end
of the world.
I'll be pretty frickin thrilled if I'm still here in 2037.
-chib
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Member of SMASH
Sarcastic Middle-aged Atheists with a Sense of Humor
(email: change out to in)
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: Atheists need to be prepared for the end of times |
28 Sep 2004 02:23:19 PM |
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on 28 Sep 2004 in alt.atheism, kathryn dropped trou, farted, whirled,
then shouted:
"Time To Pray" <israelwithjerusalemascapital@yahoo.com> wrote in
message news:4e9a3307.0409280514.706b0f3@posting.google.com...
Atheists need to be prepared for the end of times. Someone has found
a mathematical formula that tells us that procession to the end of
times will begin is in the year 2037.
666*( Pi -(Pi^4)/90 + 1 ) = 2037.47
Toward the end of June. You should go now and pray and repent your
sins.
I found this and the lord immediately let me know it was truth. You
can find more about it here:
Boy aren't you going to feel dumb when June 2037 comes and goes with
no end of the world.
I'll never know myself. I'll be dead by then.
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Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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The whole foundation of Christianity is based on the idea that
intellectualism is the work of the Devil. Remember the apple on the tree?
Okay, it was the Tree of Knowledge. "You eat this apple, you're going to be
as smart as God. We can't have that."
[Frank Zappa]
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| User: "kathryn" |
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29 Sep 2004 12:38:48 PM |
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"Vic Sagerquist" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns95727E18AF33Dvicman@127.0.0.1...
on 28 Sep 2004 in alt.atheism, kathryn dropped trou, farted, whirled,
then shouted:
"Time To Pray" <israelwithjerusalemascapital@yahoo.com> wrote in
message news:4e9a3307.0409280514.706b0f3@posting.google.com...
Atheists need to be prepared for the end of times. Someone has found
a mathematical formula that tells us that procession to the end of
times will begin is in the year 2037.
666*( Pi -(Pi^4)/90 + 1 ) = 2037.47
Toward the end of June. You should go now and pray and repent your
sins.
I found this and the lord immediately let me know it was truth. You
can find more about it here:
Boy aren't you going to feel dumb when June 2037 comes and goes with
no end of the world.
I'll never know myself. I'll be dead by then.
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Vic Sagerquist
Well barring any accidents or unexpected health problems I should still be
kicking :D
Of course he'd also feel stupid if the world ended on May 2036...
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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29 Sep 2004 01:05:24 PM |
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on 29 Sep 2004 in alt.atheism, kathryn dropped trou, farted, whirled,
then shouted:
Boy aren't you going to feel dumb when June 2037 comes and goes
with no end of the world.
I'll never know myself. I'll be dead by then.
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Vic Sagerquist
Well barring any accidents or unexpected health problems I should
still be kicking :D
Of course he'd also feel stupid if the world ended on May 2036...
Well, like the rest of us, he'd never know what hit him.
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Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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The whole foundation of Christianity is based on the idea that
intellectualism is the work of the Devil. Remember the apple on the tree?
Okay, it was the Tree of Knowledge. "You eat this apple, you're going to be
as smart as God. We can't have that."
[Frank Zappa]
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| User: "kathryn" |
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| Title: Re: Atheists need to be prepared for the end of times |
30 Sep 2004 12:00:11 PM |
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"Vic Sagerquist" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
Depends how the proverbial ***** hits the fan, I'm a firm believer than we
will be the source of our own destruction (as opposed to say - an
asteroid), so I'm pretty confident that he'd have at least seconds to
realise he was wrong.
Kathryn
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| User: "Puck Greenman" |
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| Title: Re: Atheists need to be prepared for the end of times |
29 Sep 2004 09:56:26 AM |
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On Tue, 28 Sep 2004 14:23:19 -0500, Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> wrote:
on 28 Sep 2004 in alt.atheism, kathryn dropped trou, farted, whirled,
then shouted:
"Time To Pray" <israelwithjerusalemascapital@yahoo.com> wrote in
message news:4e9a3307.0409280514.706b0f3@posting.google.com...
Atheists need to be prepared for the end of times. Someone has found
a mathematical formula that tells us that procession to the end of
times will begin is in the year 2037.
666*( Pi -(Pi^4)/90 + 1 ) = 2037.47
Toward the end of June. You should go now and pray and repent your
sins.
I found this and the lord immediately let me know it was truth. You
can find more about it here:
Boy aren't you going to feel dumb when June 2037 comes and goes with
no end of the world.
I'll never know myself. I'll be dead by then.
Now I find all of these "End of the World" predictions, give me a zest
to cling to life, mainly, so that when the great day comes, and goes,
without making so much as a ripple in our lives, I can,
metaphorically, hand the predictors, a pencil, and ask, "Wanna try
again?"
--
Puck Greenman
#162
BAAWA Knight.
Blessed is the self righteous xtian,
for his is the sure and certain knowledge
that no matter what load of tripe he
comes out with:
God told him to say it.
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: Atheists need to be prepared for the end of times |
29 Sep 2004 02:16:52 PM |
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Puck Greenman wrote:
On Tue, 28 Sep 2004 14:23:19 -0500, Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> wrote:
I'll never know myself. I'll be dead by then.
Now I find all of these "End of the World" predictions, give me a zest
to cling to life, mainly, so that when the great day comes, and goes,
without making so much as a ripple in our lives, I can,
metaphorically, hand the predictors, a pencil, and ask, "Wanna try
again?"
Absolutely. A Brigadoon existance would be nice. It was a town that
appeared once every hundred years. The occupants only aged a day during that
period.
You could wake when the end comes, note that it did not happen, find the
date of the next one and spend a day or two finding out what was new and
neat.
On teh other hand I'd like to find the old Playboy cartoon showing a sign
floating in a rubble field in space. It read "The end is coming."
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| User: "Hagar" |
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28 Sep 2004 03:58:00 PM |
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"Time To Pray" <israelwithjerusalemascapital@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:4e9a3307.0409280514.706b0f3@posting.google.com...
Atheists need to be prepared for the end of times. Someone has found
a mathematical formula that tells us that procession to the end of
times will begin is in the year 2037.
666*( Pi -(Pi^4)/90 + 1 ) = 2037.47
Toward the end of June. You should go now and pray and repent your
sins.
I found this and the lord immediately let me know it was truth. You
can find more about it here:
Hey dude, I stayed up all night double checking your formula. It always came
out with the same result. Well, I ordered 300 cases of beer and 1000 bags
of pretzels to be ready for the event of annihilation.
After a few brewskis, Gawd spake unto me thusly: "Revise the formula by
subtracting the age of my only begotten son Jeebus, who was crucified at 35,
by the fucking Romans". Well, I did that and came up with this:
(666*( Pi -(Pi^4)/90 + 1 )) -35 = 2002.47
As you can see, the world is save once again, due to some time-warp
continuum negative sequence hypercalculations.
Big ol' beer and pretzel party at my digs this weekend !!!!
P.S.: Atheists only
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| User: "Puck Greenman" |
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29 Sep 2004 09:58:09 AM |
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On Tue, 28 Sep 2004 20:58:00 GMT, "Hagar" <hagen@sahm.name> wrote:
Big ol' beer and pretzel party at my digs this weekend !!!!
P.S.: Atheists only
What, no roast fundy?
--
Puck Greenman
#162
BAAWA Knight.
Blessed is the self righteous xtian,
for his is the sure and certain knowledge
that no matter what load of tripe he
comes out with:
God told him to say it.
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| User: "Apostate" |
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29 Sep 2004 11:25:18 AM |
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On Wed, 29 Sep 2004 15:58:09 +0100, Puck Greenman <puck@pooks.hill.fey> wrote:
On Tue, 28 Sep 2004 20:58:00 GMT, "Hagar" <hagen@sahm.name> wrote:
Big ol' beer and pretzel party at my digs this weekend !!!!
P.S.: Atheists only
What, no roast fundy?
Tsk!
Who do you think is gonna clean it?
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/Apostate
atheist #1931 I've found it!
BAAWA Knife AND SMASHer
EAC Supernumerary Deputy Director, Department of Redundancy Department
plonked by Lani_girl, first post; Billions Served!
I doubt, therefore I might be.
For e-mail, hold that tiger!
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28 Sep 2004 08:50:20 AM |
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"Time To Pray" <israelwithjerusalemascapital@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:4e9a3307.0409280514.706b0f3@posting.google.com...
Atheists need to be prepared for the end of times. Someone has found
a mathematical formula that tells us that procession to the end of
times will begin is in the year 2037.
666*( Pi -(Pi^4)/90 + 1 ) = 2037.47
Toward the end of June. You should go now and pray and repent your
sins.
I found this and the lord immediately let me know it was truth. You
can find more about it here:
http://groups.google.com/groups?start=25&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&group=alt.bible.prophecy&selm=5960941.0409270936.606f8012%40posting.google.com
and here:
http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&group=soc.religion.christian.bible-study&selm=civ9na%24o72%241%40nikalinux.nikaconsulting.net
Please repent your sins so that the lord may forgive you before it is
to late.
Time To Pray
Is this anything like the last time the world was supposed to end (wasn't it
the millenium?), or is "the end of times" on a larger scale? If the universe
ceases to exist, does time stop?
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| User: "Douglas Berry" |
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28 Sep 2004 11:54:03 AM |
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In our last thrilling episode, "Neil Kelsey" <neil_kelsey@hotmail.com>
was pushed over the cliffs of alt.atheism on Tue, 28 Sep 2004 13:50:20
GMT by Zoog, minion of Zathar. As he fell, he screamed:
Please repent your sins so that the lord may forgive you before it is
to late.
Time To Pray
Is this anything like the last time the world was supposed to end (wasn't it
the millenium?), or is "the end of times" on a larger scale? If the universe
ceases to exist, does time stop?
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Oracle/9941/index.html
--
Douglas E. Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as
when they do it from religious conviction."
Blaise Pascal (1623-1662), Pense'es, #894.
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| User: "Neil Kelsey" |
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28 Sep 2004 04:41:17 PM |
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"Douglas Berry" <penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote in message
news:5s5jl01jq8vl3qi3t1dqk5328uug5kcrnu@4ax.com...
In our last thrilling episode, "Neil Kelsey" <neil_kelsey@hotmail.com>
was pushed over the cliffs of alt.atheism on Tue, 28 Sep 2004 13:50:20
GMT by Zoog, minion of Zathar. As he fell, he screamed:
Please repent your sins so that the lord may forgive you before it is
to late.
Time To Pray
Is this anything like the last time the world was supposed to end (wasn't
it
the millenium?), or is "the end of times" on a larger scale? If the
universe
ceases to exist, does time stop?
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Oracle/9941/index.html
--
Douglas E. Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as
when they do it from religious conviction."
Blaise Pascal (1623-1662), Pense'es, #894.
HAIL ZOOG! MINION OF ZATHAR AND SON OF ELMER! Great site, that's hilarious.
Thanks. I wish there were an island where all the stupid people could live,
and the smart people could send food and postcards, but not boats.
I was kinda interested in a physics point of view on what time might do if
the universe ceases, though. I have some ideas, I would think time becomes
meaningless in a state where the laws of physics no longer apply (i.e. lack
of an ordered universe).
Penguin Boy?
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29 Sep 2004 10:54:24 AM |
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In article <5s5jl01jq8vl3qi3t1dqk5328uug5kcrnu@4ax.com> Douglas Berry <penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> writes:
<In our last thrilling episode, "Neil Kelsey" <neil_kelsey@hotmail.com>
<was pushed over the cliffs of alt.atheism on Tue, 28 Sep 2004 13:50:20
<GMT by Zoog, minion of Zathar. As he fell, he screamed:
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<>> Please repent your sins so that the lord may forgive you before it is
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<>> Time To Pray
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<>Is this anything like the last time the world was supposed to end (wasn't it
<>the millenium?), or is "the end of times" on a larger scale? If the universe
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<http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Oracle/9941/index.html
Oh dear. 2004 has been a very poor year for world endings, hasn't
it? We're only falling into oblivion twice this year, which
makes 2004 a very disappointing vintage, amrageddon-wise.
Me, I blame global warming.
-- cary
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28 Sep 2004 08:15:21 AM |
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"Time To Pray" <israelwithjerusalemascapital@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:4e9a3307.0409280514.706b0f3@posting.google.com...
Atheists need to be prepared for the end of times. Someone has found
a mathematical formula that tells us that procession to the end of
times will begin is in the year 2037.
666*( Pi -(Pi^4)/90 + 1 ) = 2037.47
Toward the end of June. You should go now and pray and repent your
sins.
I found this and the lord immediately let me know it was truth. You
can find more about it here:
Time to up the meds, deary.
--
__________
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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28 Sep 2004 08:31:20 PM |
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Time To Pray wrote:
Atheists need to be prepared for the end of times. Someone has found
a mathematical formula that tells us that procession to the end of
times will begin is in the year 2037.
666*( Pi -(Pi^4)/90 + 1 ) = 2037.47
Toward the end of June. You should go now and pray and repent your
sins.
If human life is ever wiped out on this planet it will be in the name of one of the many mythological religions/gods that humans have dreamed up.
We ARE our own worst enemies and we never grow up, even after 2,000+ years
bob
atheist humanist
hong Kong
"I cannot conceive of a God who rewards and punishes his creatures, or has a will of the type of which we are conscious in ourselves. An individual
who should survive his physical death is also beyond my comprehension; such notions are for the fears or absurd egoism of feeble souls."
[Albert Einstein]
I found this and the lord immediately let me know it was truth. You
can find more about it here:
http://groups.google.com/groups?start=25&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&group=alt.bible.prophecy&selm=5960941.0409270936.606f8012%40posting.google.com
and here:
http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&group=soc.religion.christian.bible-study&selm=civ9na%24o72%241%40nikalinux.nikaconsulting.net
Please repent your sins so that the lord may forgive you before it is
to late.
Time To Pray
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<p>Time To Pray wrote:
<blockquote TYPE=CITE>Atheists need to be prepared for the end of times.
Someone has found
<br>a mathematical formula that tells us that procession to the end of
<br>times will begin is in the year 2037.
<p>666*( Pi -(Pi^4)/90 + 1 ) = 2037.47
<p>Toward the end of June. You should go now and pray and repent
your
<br>sins.</blockquote>
<p><br>If human life is ever wiped out on this planet it will be in the
name of one of the many mythological religions/gods that humans have dreamed
up.
<p>We ARE our own worst enemies and we never grow up, even after 2,000+
years
<p>bob
<br>atheist humanist
<br>hong Kong
<p>"I cannot conceive of a God who rewards and punishes his creatures,
or has a will of the type of which we are conscious in ourselves. An individual
who should survive his physical death is also beyond my comprehension;
such notions are for the fears or absurd egoism of feeble souls."
<br>[Albert Einstein]
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<blockquote TYPE=CITE>
<p>I found this and the lord immediately let me know it was truth.
You
<br>can find more about it here:
<p><a href="http://groups.google.com/groups?start=25&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&group=alt.bible.prophecy&selm=5960941.0409270936.606f8012%40posting.google.com">http://groups.google.com/groups?start=25&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&group=alt.bible.prophecy&selm=5960941.0409270936.606f8012%40posting.google.com</a>
<p>and here:
<p><a href="http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&group=soc.religion.christian.bible-study&selm=civ9na%24o72%241%40nikalinux.nikaconsulting.net">http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&group=soc.religion.christian.bible-study&selm=civ9na%24o72%241%40nikalinux.nikaconsulting.net</a>
<p>Please repent your sins so that the lord may forgive you before it is
<br>to late.
<p>Time To Pray</blockquote>
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29 Sep 2004 05:22:48 AM |
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(Time To Pray) astounded us with:
news:4e9a3307.0409280514.706b0f3@posting.google.com:
Atheists need to be prepared for the end of times. Someone has found
a mathematical formula that tells us that procession to the end of
times will begin is i ntheyear2037.
I'll be eighty, and, if I'm still alive, won't give two fucks......
--
Ph˙ltęr
AA#1938
Denizen of Darkness #44 & AFJC Antipodean Attaché
http://forums.clickhalah.com/index.php
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| User: "bob young" |
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29 Sep 2004 06:37:34 AM |
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"Ph˙ltęr" wrote:
israelwithjerusalemascapital@yahoo.com (Time To Pray) astounded us with:
news:4e9a3307.0409280514.706b0f3@posting.google.com:
Atheists need to be prepared for the end of times. Someone has found
a mathematical formula that tells us that procession to the end of
times will begin is i ntheyear2037.
I'll be eighty, and, if I'm still alive, won't give two fucks......
...........at eighty you will be grateful to get one *****!
--
Ph˙ltęr
AA#1938
Denizen of Darkness #44 & AFJC Antipodean Attaché
http://forums.clickhalah.com/index.php
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28 Sep 2004 12:22:19 PM |
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(Time To Pray) writes:
Atheists need to be prepared for the end of times. Someone has found
a mathematical formula that tells us that procession to the end of
times will begin is in the year 2037.
Too late for him. If he's not here by 2035, the miracles we
will have acheived will make him look like a neanderthal in a shopping
mall.
Elf
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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28 Sep 2004 07:53:59 PM |
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(Time To Pray) wrote in
news:4e9a3307.0409280514.706b0f3@posting.google.com:
Subject: Atheists need to be prepared for the end of times
Fuckwit. Be prepared for the end of my leg delivering a strong lateral
force to your thinking machinery. Stand up, boy.
--
Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
The Fundamentalist
== Knows no greater joy than the sound of his own voice.
== Knows no greater terror than the god he creates in his own image.
== Knows no greater evil than an unfettered mind.
== Knows no greater blasphemy than being told "NO."
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| User: "Kermit" |
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| Title: Re: Atheists need to be prepared for the end of times |
28 Sep 2004 01:45:31 PM |
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(Time To Pray) wrote in message news:<4e9a3307.0409280514.706b0f3@posting.google.com>...
Atheists need to be prepared for the end of times. Someone has found
a mathematical formula that tells us that procession to the end of
times will begin is in the year 2037.
666*( Pi -(Pi^4)/90 + 1 ) = 2037.47
Toward the end of June. You should go now and pray and repent your
sins.
I found this and the lord immediately let me know it was truth. You
can find more about it here:
http://groups.google.com/groups?start=25&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&group=alt.bible.prophecy&selm=5960941.0409270936.606f8012%40posting.google.com
and here:
http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&group=soc.religion.christian.bible-study&selm=civ9na%24o72%241%40nikalinux.nikaconsulting.net
Please repent your sins so that the lord may forgive you before it is
to late.
Time To Pray
I *am prepared. My sword and I will fight side by side with the gods
against the Frost Giants.
Haaiiieee!!
<Grabs wooden sword and runs into the garage (cat ignores me)>
They *do hang from chains like heavy bags, yes?
You have a point about repeatance, tho. I've kept in shape, and I
think with some special effort on my part, I can still repeat all of
my sins from the sixties. Especially if I can find the O'Shaughnessy
twins. Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we... What? I'm a little
hard of hearing these days and... repent?
Um... never mind.
Kermit
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| User: "Puck Greenman" |
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| Title: Re: Atheists need to be prepared for the end of times |
29 Sep 2004 09:49:45 AM |
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On 28 Sep 2004 11:45:31 -0700, (Kermit)
wrote:
israelwithjerusalemascapital@yahoo.com (Time To Pray) wrote in message news:<4e9a3307.0409280514.706b0f3@posting.google.com>...
Atheists need to be prepared for the end of times. Someone has found
a mathematical formula that tells us that procession to the end of
times will begin is in the year 2037.
666*( Pi -(Pi^4)/90 + 1 ) = 2037.47
Toward the end of June. You should go now and pray and repent your
sins.
I found this and the lord immediately let me know it was truth. You
can find more about it here:
http://groups.google.com/groups?start=25&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&group=alt.bible.prophecy&selm=5960941.0409270936.606f8012%40posting.google.com
and here:
http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&group=soc.religion.christian.bible-study&selm=civ9na%24o72%241%40nikalinux.nikaconsulting.net
Please repent your sins so that the lord may forgive you before it is
to late.
Time To Pray
I *am prepared. My sword and I will fight side by side with the gods
against the Frost Giants.
You might do better if it were in your hand. Left to their own
devices, swords are well known for doing nothing.
Haaiiieee!!
<Grabs wooden sword and runs into the garage (cat ignores me)>
Cats are good at that.
--
Puck Greenman
#162
BAAWA Knight.
Blessed is the self righteous xtian,
for his is the sure and certain knowledge
that no matter what load of tripe he
comes out with:
God told him to say it.
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| User: "Iain" |
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| Title: Re: Atheists need to be prepared for the end of times |
29 Sep 2004 11:31:54 AM |
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(Time To Pray) wrote in message news:<4e9a3307.0409280514.706b0f3@posting.google.com>...
Atheists need to be prepared for the end of times. Someone has found
a mathematical formula that tells us that procession to the end of
times will begin is in the year 2037.
666*( Pi -(Pi^4)/90 + 1 ) = 2037.47
Toward the end of June. You should go now and pray and repent your
sins.
The links refer to the destruction of the United States.
That isn't the end of times.
I think you or the original author is probably a bit stupid.
~Iain
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| User: "AnotherObserverŽ" |
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| Title: Re: Atheists need to be prepared for the end of times |
28 Sep 2004 11:26:38 AM |
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(Time To Pray) wrote:
Atheists need to be prepared for the end of times. Someone has found
a mathematical formula that tells us that procession to the end of
times will begin is in the year 2037.
666*( Pi -(Pi^4)/90 + 1 ) = 2037.47
Toward the end of June. You should go now and pray and repent your
sins.
I found this and the lord immediately let me know it was truth. You
can find more about it here:
http://groups.google.com/groups?start=25&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&group=alt.bible.prophecy&selm=5960941.0409270936.606f8012%40posting.google.com
and here:
http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&group=soc.religion.christian.bible-study&selm=civ9na%24o72%241%40nikalinux.nikaconsulting.net
Please repent your sins so that the lord may forgive you before it is
to late.
Time To Pray
<agitated>
Hey!
<matter of fact>
I KNOW I'm saved.
<proud>
I did the Great Bunny Hop.
<scorn>
Where will YOU be when the Great Bunny makes the second round?
--
Davidwd
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| User: "Josef Balluch" |
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| Title: Re: Atheists need to be prepared for the end of times |
28 Sep 2004 07:07:42 PM |
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In a message sent 'round the world, Time To Pray poured fuel on the fire
with the following:
Atheists need to be prepared for the end of times.
I'm just putting the finishing touches on my time machine.
Someone has found
a mathematical formula ...
That must be the one I dropped on my way to the math exam.
... that tells us that procession to the end of
times will begin is in the year 2037.
666*( Pi -(Pi^4)/90 + 1 ) = 2037.47
Naw. This is a calculation of how many demons can dance on the head of a
pin.
Toward the end of June.
Which end?
You should go now and pray and repent your
sins.
Awwww, c'mon. It was just a joke.
I found this and the lord immediately let me know it was truth.
Lower case "t"? Not the Truth? Sounds like we are dealing with some
false god.
....
Please repent your sins so that the lord may forgive you before it is
to late.
Don't be taken in, pal. I can spot a false god a mile away.
Regards,
Josef
For the majority of people cannot endure the barrenness and futility of
their lives unless they have some ardent dedication, or some passionate
pursuit in which they can lose themselves.
-- Eric Hoffer
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| User: "Don Kresch" |
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| Title: Re: Atheists need to be prepared for the end of times |
28 Sep 2004 04:45:03 PM |
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In alt.atheism on 28 Sep 2004 06:14:39 -0700,
israelwithjerusalemascapital@yahoo.com (Time To Pray) let us all know
that:
....it's a loony troll.
Don
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aa #51, Knight of BAAWA, DNRC o-, Member of the [H]orde
Atheist Minister for St. Dogbert.
"No being is so important that he can usurp the rights of another"
Picard to Data/Graves "The Schizoid Man"
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| User: "*nemo*" |
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| Title: Re: Atheists need to be prepared for the end of times |
28 Sep 2004 07:16:04 PM |
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In article <4e9a3307.0409280514.706b0f3@posting.google.com>,
(Time To Pray) wrote:
Atheists need to be prepared for the end of times. Someone has found
a mathematical formula that tells us that procession to the end of
times will begin is in the year 2037.
666*( Pi -(Pi^4)/90 + 1 ) = 2037.47
Did you use the Biblical value of 3.000 for Pi? It won't work
otherwise...
--
Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
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| User: "Meteorite Debris" |
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| Title: Re: Atheists need to be prepared for the end of times |
30 Sep 2004 01:48:55 AM |
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On 28 Sep 2004 06:14:39 -0700 the ET form known as Time To
Pray<israelwithjerusalemascapital@yahoo.com> sent a radio signal
across the vast expanse of deep space -._.--._.--._.--._.--._.--._.
Atheists need to be prepared for the end of times. Someone has found
a mathematical formula that tells us that procession to the end of
times will begin is in the year 2037.
I will be 81. About time to go then anyway.
666*( Pi -(Pi^4)/90 + 1 ) = 2037.47
Toward the end of June. You should go now and pray and repent your
sins.
Well who wants to stick around for winter anyway. Good time to go.
I found this and the lord immediately let me know it was truth. You
can find more about it here:
http://groups.google.com/groups?start=25&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&group=alt.bible.prophecy&selm=5960941.0409270936.606f8012%40posting.google.com
and here:
http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&group=soc.religion.christian.bible-study&selm=civ9na%24o72%241%40nikalinux.nikaconsulting.net
Please repent your sins so that the lord may forgive you before it is
to late.
Time To Pray
Prey time for xians.
--
epicurus1*at*optusnet*dot*com*dot*au
apatriot #1, atheist #1417,
Chief EAC prophet
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~pk1956/
Apatriotism Yahoo Group
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/apatriotism
"Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever
conceived." - Isaac Asimov
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| User: "Liz" |
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| Title: Re: Atheists need to be prepared for the end of times |
28 Sep 2004 06:00:56 PM |
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On 28 Sep 2004 06:14:39 -0700,
(Time To Pray) in news message
<4e9a3307.0409280514.706b0f3@posting.google.com> wrote:
Atheists need to be prepared for the end of times. Someone has found
a mathematical formula that tells us that procession to the end of
times will begin is in the year 2037.
666*( Pi -(Pi^4)/90 + 1 ) = 2037.47
Toward the end of June. You should go now and pray and repent your
sins.
Rapture helmets! Rapture helmets here! Getchur rapture helmet before
it's too late!
Liz #658 BAAWA
"The Bible is a wonderful source of inspiration for those
who don't understand it." -- George Santayana
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