Religions > Atheism > Aussie Understatement: "I would say that would test anyone's resolve, being a fish lunch"
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10 Feb 2007 02:57:44 AM |
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Aussie Understatement: "I would say that would test anyone's resolve, being a fish lunch" |
Poke in the eye saves shark victim
Jamie Pandaram
January 23, 2007
"A man who managed to fight off a three-metre shark by poking its eye
is being operated on in Wollongong Hospital after being mauled by a
white pointer shark.
Eric Nerhus, a 41-year-old professional diver is in a serious but
stable condition, and is expected to survive, after being half
swallowed by the three-metre shark at Cape Howe, near Eden, on the NSW
south coast, about 9.30am today.
The shark seized Mr Nerhus by the head, crushing his face mask inwards
and breaking his nose, said friend and fellow diver Dennis Luobikis.
"He was actually bitten by the head down, the shark swallowed his
head" Mr Luobikis said.
Taking a second bite, the white pointer clenched its jaws around his
torso, tearing deep lacerations in either side of his body.
Against the odds, Mr Nerhus, a well-known local diver of more than
five years' experience, managed to free himself from the shark's jaws,
and was pulled back aboard the boat by his son.
Two other young divers in a nearby boat rendered immediate first aid
and one radioed his father, who was flying overhead in a spotter
plane, to call for emergency help.
He was flown to Wollongong Hospital instead of the closer Canberra
Hospital because the Snowy Hydro Rescue Helicopter carrying the man
must fly low to ground.
"He was diving so we have to fly low to the ground, and there are
mountains on the way to Canberra" Snowy Hydro spokeswoman Debbie Lowry
said.
"When you dive you have got to a minimum of two hours adjusting ...
it's decompression. The oxygen in your lungs need time to readjust or
you get the bends."
She said the diver had told the helicopter crew that he had managed to
get free after the shark bit down on him, then poked the animal in
the eye.
The helicopter also had to stop and refuel in Merimbula because the
rescue crew had been on their way to another job before getting the
emergency call.
Mr Luobikis, 53, said it was a miracle his friend had lived to tell
the tale.
"Eric is a tough boy, he's super fit" he said. "But I would say that
would test anyone's resolve, being a fish lunch."
"He'd have a better chance of winning the lotto (than surviving that
attack), and I think he would have rather done that."
There had been a rash of white pointer sightings in recent weeks
thanks to unusually cold waters off Eden, but such an attack was
unheard of, Mr Luobikis said.
"I have been a professional diver in Eden for 36 years and I'm not
aware of any white pointer attacks in that time" he said.
Rough conditions had deterred many divers from venturing out this
morning, Mr Luobikis said."
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(MG) At 3 metres, (10 foot) it was only a baby anyway.
The pansy.
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Aussie Understatement: "I would say that would test anyone's resolve, being a fish lunch" |
11 Feb 2007 02:47:48 AM |
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In article <832rs2d5ev55s0pec6bt5mes0m5qmtcd56@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
Poke in the eye saves shark victim
Jamie Pandaram
January 23, 2007
"Eric is a tough boy, he's super fit" he said. "But I would say that
would test anyone's resolve, being a fish lunch."
If someone invited me to a "fish lunch", that wouldn't be what I had in
mind.
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John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: Aussie Understatement: "I would say that would test anyone's resolve, being a fish lunch" |
11 Feb 2007 05:32:40 PM |
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On Sun, 11 Feb 2007 00:47:48 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-D2D939.00474811022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <832rs2d5ev55s0pec6bt5mes0m5qmtcd56@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
Poke in the eye saves shark victim
Jamie Pandaram
January 23, 2007
"Eric is a tough boy, he's super fit" he said. "But I would say that
would test anyone's resolve, being a fish lunch."
If someone invited me to a "fish lunch", that wouldn't be what I had in
mind.
Mmm... maybe you *shouldn't* come to Australia after all.
We have an odd SOH.
(NS, likes long walks in the sunset. Reply 943)
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Aussie Understatement: "I would say that would test anyone's resolve, being a fish lunch" |
11 Feb 2007 10:45:50 PM |
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In article <cp9vs2h35psmsfvme6i3q07jloqv53rgrs@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 11 Feb 2007 00:47:48 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-D2D939.00474811022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <832rs2d5ev55s0pec6bt5mes0m5qmtcd56@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
Poke in the eye saves shark victim
Jamie Pandaram
January 23, 2007
"Eric is a tough boy, he's super fit" he said. "But I would say that
would test anyone's resolve, being a fish lunch."
If someone invited me to a "fish lunch", that wouldn't be what I had in
mind.
Mmm... maybe you *shouldn't* come to Australia after all.
We have an odd SOH.
Eh?
(NS, likes long walks in the sunset. Reply 943)
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John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: Aussie Understatement: "I would say that would test anyone's resolve, being a fish lunch" |
12 Feb 2007 09:33:36 PM |
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On Sun, 11 Feb 2007 20:45:50 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-8B6570.20455011022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <cp9vs2h35psmsfvme6i3q07jloqv53rgrs@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 11 Feb 2007 00:47:48 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-D2D939.00474811022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <832rs2d5ev55s0pec6bt5mes0m5qmtcd56@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
Poke in the eye saves shark victim
Jamie Pandaram
January 23, 2007
"Eric is a tough boy, he's super fit" he said. "But I would say that
would test anyone's resolve, being a fish lunch."
If someone invited me to a "fish lunch", that wouldn't be what I had in
mind.
Mmm... maybe you *shouldn't* come to Australia after all.
We have an odd SOH.
Eh?
Sense Of Humour.
(NS, likes long walks in the sunset. Reply 943)
Don't you read the peronal classifieds?
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Aussie Understatement: "I would say that would test anyone's resolve, being a fish lunch" |
12 Feb 2007 11:43:33 PM |
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In article <jbc2t2luadj421uno52f5i2ulsfu1rfb57@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 11 Feb 2007 20:45:50 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-8B6570.20455011022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <cp9vs2h35psmsfvme6i3q07jloqv53rgrs@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 11 Feb 2007 00:47:48 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-D2D939.00474811022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <832rs2d5ev55s0pec6bt5mes0m5qmtcd56@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
Poke in the eye saves shark victim
Jamie Pandaram
January 23, 2007
"Eric is a tough boy, he's super fit" he said. "But I would say that
would test anyone's resolve, being a fish lunch."
If someone invited me to a "fish lunch", that wouldn't be what I had in
mind.
Mmm... maybe you *shouldn't* come to Australia after all.
We have an odd SOH.
Eh?
Sense Of Humour.
D'oh! Should have guessed that.
(NS, likes long walks in the sunset. Reply 943)
Don't you read the peronal classifieds?
I thought that had something to do with the above. Nah. I gave up. The
product never seems to match the advertising.
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John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Aussie Understatement: "I would say that would test anyone's resolve, being a fish lunch" |
13 Feb 2007 01:50:33 PM |
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"johac" <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com> wrote in message
news:jhachmann-6B0BE0.21433312022007@news.giganews.com...
In article <jbc2t2luadj421uno52f5i2ulsfu1rfb57@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
snip
Don't you read the peronal classifieds?
I thought that had something to do with the above. Nah. I gave up. The
product never seems to match the advertising.
Way back when I was single, I did the personal ad thing a couple of times.
One guy that I met was absolutely mortified because I didn't lie or
exaggerate as far as my looks went. He, on the other hand, had definitely
embellished quite a bit. Poor kid was so embarassed.
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Aussie Understatement: "I would say that would test anyone's resolve, being a fish lunch" |
13 Feb 2007 05:15:06 PM |
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In article <53eiq8F1s562kU1@mid.individual.net>,
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"johac" <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com> wrote in message
news:jhachmann-6B0BE0.21433312022007@news.giganews.com...
In article <jbc2t2luadj421uno52f5i2ulsfu1rfb57@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
snip
Don't you read the peronal classifieds?
I thought that had something to do with the above. Nah. I gave up. The
product never seems to match the advertising.
Way back when I was single, I did the personal ad thing a couple of times.
One guy that I met was absolutely mortified because I didn't lie or
exaggerate as far as my looks went. He, on the other hand, had definitely
embellished quite a bit. Poor kid was so embarassed.
I was interested for a while, heard enough horror stories to dissuade me.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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13 Feb 2007 03:50:44 PM |
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On Tue, 13 Feb 2007 14:50:33 -0500, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
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"johac" <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com> wrote in message
news:jhachmann-6B0BE0.21433312022007@news.giganews.com...
In article <jbc2t2luadj421uno52f5i2ulsfu1rfb57@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
snip
Don't you read the peronal classifieds?
I thought that had something to do with the above. Nah. I gave up. The
product never seems to match the advertising.
Way back when I was single, I did the personal ad thing a couple of times.
One guy that I met was absolutely mortified because I didn't lie or
exaggerate as far as my looks went. He, on the other hand, had definitely
embellished quite a bit. Poor kid was so embarassed.
Blokes always exaggerate.
It's programmed into us.
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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13 Feb 2007 02:31:55 AM |
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On Mon, 12 Feb 2007 21:43:33 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-6B0BE0.21433312022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <jbc2t2luadj421uno52f5i2ulsfu1rfb57@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 11 Feb 2007 20:45:50 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-8B6570.20455011022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <cp9vs2h35psmsfvme6i3q07jloqv53rgrs@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 11 Feb 2007 00:47:48 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-D2D939.00474811022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <832rs2d5ev55s0pec6bt5mes0m5qmtcd56@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
Poke in the eye saves shark victim
Jamie Pandaram
January 23, 2007
"Eric is a tough boy, he's super fit" he said. "But I would say that
would test anyone's resolve, being a fish lunch."
If someone invited me to a "fish lunch", that wouldn't be what I had in
mind.
Mmm... maybe you *shouldn't* come to Australia after all.
We have an odd SOH.
Eh?
Sense Of Humour.
D'oh! Should have guessed that.
(NS, likes long walks in the sunset. Reply 943)
Don't you read the peronal classifieds?
I thought that had something to do with the above. Nah. I gave up. The
product never seems to match the advertising.
Not in the Peronal (sic) ads.
They all start with "Don't cry for me, Argentina!"
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Aussie Understatement: "I would say that would test anyone's resolve, being a fish lunch" |
13 Feb 2007 01:35:40 PM |
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In article <tpt2t216vdq6eonaj03ff3lhh24h7mf4tb@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Mon, 12 Feb 2007 21:43:33 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-6B0BE0.21433312022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <jbc2t2luadj421uno52f5i2ulsfu1rfb57@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 11 Feb 2007 20:45:50 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-8B6570.20455011022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <cp9vs2h35psmsfvme6i3q07jloqv53rgrs@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 11 Feb 2007 00:47:48 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-D2D939.00474811022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <832rs2d5ev55s0pec6bt5mes0m5qmtcd56@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
Poke in the eye saves shark victim
Jamie Pandaram
January 23, 2007
"Eric is a tough boy, he's super fit" he said. "But I would say that
would test anyone's resolve, being a fish lunch."
If someone invited me to a "fish lunch", that wouldn't be what I had
in
mind.
Mmm... maybe you *shouldn't* come to Australia after all.
We have an odd SOH.
Eh?
Sense Of Humour.
D'oh! Should have guessed that.
(NS, likes long walks in the sunset. Reply 943)
Don't you read the peronal classifieds?
I thought that had something to do with the above. Nah. I gave up. The
product never seems to match the advertising.
Not in the Peronal (sic) ads.
They all start with "Don't cry for me, Argentina!"
Didn't see that. Time to get the old bifocals checked.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: Aussie Understatement: "I would say that would test anyone's resolve, being a fish lunch" |
13 Feb 2007 03:49:58 PM |
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On Tue, 13 Feb 2007 11:35:40 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-C968D4.11354013022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <tpt2t216vdq6eonaj03ff3lhh24h7mf4tb@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Mon, 12 Feb 2007 21:43:33 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-6B0BE0.21433312022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <jbc2t2luadj421uno52f5i2ulsfu1rfb57@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 11 Feb 2007 20:45:50 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-8B6570.20455011022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <cp9vs2h35psmsfvme6i3q07jloqv53rgrs@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 11 Feb 2007 00:47:48 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-D2D939.00474811022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <832rs2d5ev55s0pec6bt5mes0m5qmtcd56@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
Poke in the eye saves shark victim
Jamie Pandaram
January 23, 2007
"Eric is a tough boy, he's super fit" he said. "But I would say that
would test anyone's resolve, being a fish lunch."
If someone invited me to a "fish lunch", that wouldn't be what I had
in
mind.
Mmm... maybe you *shouldn't* come to Australia after all.
We have an odd SOH.
Eh?
Sense Of Humour.
D'oh! Should have guessed that.
(NS, likes long walks in the sunset. Reply 943)
Don't you read the peronal classifieds?
I thought that had something to do with the above. Nah. I gave up. The
product never seems to match the advertising.
Not in the Peronal (sic) ads.
They all start with "Don't cry for me, Argentina!"
Didn't see that. Time to get the old bifocals checked.
I missed it too.
Time to *get* bifocals!
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Aussie Understatement: "I would say that would test anyone's resolve, being a fish lunch" |
13 Feb 2007 05:29:00 PM |
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In article <gjc4t2pekriim706om6ovs0fcsbhhnsq57@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Tue, 13 Feb 2007 11:35:40 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-C968D4.11354013022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <tpt2t216vdq6eonaj03ff3lhh24h7mf4tb@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Mon, 12 Feb 2007 21:43:33 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-6B0BE0.21433312022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <jbc2t2luadj421uno52f5i2ulsfu1rfb57@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 11 Feb 2007 20:45:50 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-8B6570.20455011022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <cp9vs2h35psmsfvme6i3q07jloqv53rgrs@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 11 Feb 2007 00:47:48 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-D2D939.00474811022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <832rs2d5ev55s0pec6bt5mes0m5qmtcd56@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
Poke in the eye saves shark victim
Jamie Pandaram
January 23, 2007
"Eric is a tough boy, he's super fit" he said. "But I would say
that
would test anyone's resolve, being a fish lunch."
If someone invited me to a "fish lunch", that wouldn't be what I
had
in
mind.
Mmm... maybe you *shouldn't* come to Australia after all.
We have an odd SOH.
Eh?
Sense Of Humour.
D'oh! Should have guessed that.
(NS, likes long walks in the sunset. Reply 943)
Don't you read the peronal classifieds?
I thought that had something to do with the above. Nah. I gave up. The
product never seems to match the advertising.
Not in the Peronal (sic) ads.
They all start with "Don't cry for me, Argentina!"
Didn't see that. Time to get the old bifocals checked.
I missed it too.
Time to *get* bifocals!
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Maybe I should get a pair of those new Fokker trifocals?
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Aussie Understatement: "I would say that would test anyone's resolve, being a fish lunch" |
24 Feb 2007 10:41:49 AM |
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On Tue, 13 Feb 2007 15:29:00 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
In article <gjc4t2pekriim706om6ovs0fcsbhhnsq57@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Tue, 13 Feb 2007 11:35:40 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-C968D4.11354013022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <tpt2t216vdq6eonaj03ff3lhh24h7mf4tb@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
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Don't you read the peronal classifieds?
I thought that had something to do with the above. Nah. I gave up. The
product never seems to match the advertising.
Not in the Peronal (sic) ads.
They all start with "Don't cry for me, Argentina!"
Didn't see that. Time to get the old bifocals checked.
I missed it too.
Time to *get* bifocals!
--
Maybe I should get a pair of those new Fokker trifocals?
Best hope then you never come across a Avro. Things could get
'interesting.'
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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24 Feb 2007 05:43:13 PM |
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On Sat, 24 Feb 2007 08:41:49 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
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On Tue, 13 Feb 2007 15:29:00 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
In article <gjc4t2pekriim706om6ovs0fcsbhhnsq57@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Tue, 13 Feb 2007 11:35:40 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-C968D4.11354013022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <tpt2t216vdq6eonaj03ff3lhh24h7mf4tb@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
[]
Don't you read the peronal classifieds?
I thought that had something to do with the above. Nah. I gave up. The
product never seems to match the advertising.
Not in the Peronal (sic) ads.
They all start with "Don't cry for me, Argentina!"
Didn't see that. Time to get the old bifocals checked.
I missed it too.
Time to *get* bifocals!
--
Maybe I should get a pair of those new Fokker trifocals?
Best hope then you never come across a Avro. Things could get
'interesting.'
Or even chance upon a pair of Bristols.
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Aussie Understatement: "I would say that would test anyone's resolve, being a fish lunch" |
05 Mar 2007 07:02:24 PM |
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On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 10:13:13 +1030, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
On Sat, 24 Feb 2007 08:41:49 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
- Refer: <0jq0u29lll6phfsstl708bmv5tq9kshmt5@4ax.com>
On Tue, 13 Feb 2007 15:29:00 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
In article <gjc4t2pekriim706om6ovs0fcsbhhnsq57@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Tue, 13 Feb 2007 11:35:40 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-C968D4.11354013022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <tpt2t216vdq6eonaj03ff3lhh24h7mf4tb@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
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Don't you read the peronal classifieds?
I thought that had something to do with the above. Nah. I gave up. The
product never seems to match the advertising.
Not in the Peronal (sic) ads.
They all start with "Don't cry for me, Argentina!"
Didn't see that. Time to get the old bifocals checked.
I missed it too.
Time to *get* bifocals!
--
Maybe I should get a pair of those new Fokker trifocals?
Best hope then you never come across a Avro. Things could get
'interesting.'
Or even chance upon a pair of Bristols.
which generates an Albatross.
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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06 Mar 2007 02:34:14 AM |
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On Mon, 05 Mar 2007 17:02:24 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
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On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 10:13:13 +1030, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
On Sat, 24 Feb 2007 08:41:49 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
- Refer: <0jq0u29lll6phfsstl708bmv5tq9kshmt5@4ax.com>
On Tue, 13 Feb 2007 15:29:00 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
In article <gjc4t2pekriim706om6ovs0fcsbhhnsq57@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Tue, 13 Feb 2007 11:35:40 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-C968D4.11354013022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <tpt2t216vdq6eonaj03ff3lhh24h7mf4tb@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
[]
Don't you read the peronal classifieds?
I thought that had something to do with the above. Nah. I gave up. The
product never seems to match the advertising.
Not in the Peronal (sic) ads.
They all start with "Don't cry for me, Argentina!"
Didn't see that. Time to get the old bifocals checked.
I missed it too.
Time to *get* bifocals!
--
Maybe I should get a pair of those new Fokker trifocals?
Best hope then you never come across a Avro. Things could get
'interesting.'
Or even chance upon a pair of Bristols.
which generates an Albatross.
Do you get wafers with it?
--
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09 Mar 2007 02:53:20 PM |
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On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 19:04:14 +1030, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
On Mon, 05 Mar 2007 17:02:24 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
- Refer: <g7fpu2tj7quv5qj4llp8t8dpcpff07qhcu@4ax.com>
On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 10:13:13 +1030, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
[]
Maybe I should get a pair of those new Fokker trifocals?
Best hope then you never come across a Avro. Things could get
'interesting.'
Or even chance upon a pair of Bristols.
which generates an Albatross.
Do you get wafers with it?
Lead ones.
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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09 Mar 2007 06:02:56 PM |
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On Fri, 09 Mar 2007 12:53:20 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
- Refer: <t8i3v2l1kcq9t4394op7f89he9b16eb5o4@4ax.com>
On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 19:04:14 +1030, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
On Mon, 05 Mar 2007 17:02:24 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
- Refer: <g7fpu2tj7quv5qj4llp8t8dpcpff07qhcu@4ax.com>
On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 10:13:13 +1030, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
[]
Maybe I should get a pair of those new Fokker trifocals?
Best hope then you never come across a Avro. Things could get
'interesting.'
Or even chance upon a pair of Bristols.
which generates an Albatross.
Do you get wafers with it?
Lead ones.
Is that like a lead role?
--
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16 Mar 2007 07:13:01 PM |
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On Sat, 10 Mar 2007 10:32:56 +1030, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
On Fri, 09 Mar 2007 12:53:20 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
- Refer: <t8i3v2l1kcq9t4394op7f89he9b16eb5o4@4ax.com>
On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 19:04:14 +1030, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
On Mon, 05 Mar 2007 17:02:24 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
- Refer: <g7fpu2tj7quv5qj4llp8t8dpcpff07qhcu@4ax.com>
On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 10:13:13 +1030, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
[]
Maybe I should get a pair of those new Fokker trifocals?
Best hope then you never come across a Avro. Things could get
'interesting.'
Or even chance upon a pair of Bristols.
which generates an Albatross.
Do you get wafers with it?
Lead ones.
Is that like a lead role?
Yes, and you can't have too many of those when you're swimming in deep
water.
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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17 Mar 2007 01:13:11 AM |
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On Fri, 16 Mar 2007 16:13:01 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
- Refer: <gjcmv2l1kp1cinduvr9ijsii1vj0c88qjr@4ax.com>
On Sat, 10 Mar 2007 10:32:56 +1030, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
On Fri, 09 Mar 2007 12:53:20 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
- Refer: <t8i3v2l1kcq9t4394op7f89he9b16eb5o4@4ax.com>
On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 19:04:14 +1030, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
On Mon, 05 Mar 2007 17:02:24 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
- Refer: <g7fpu2tj7quv5qj4llp8t8dpcpff07qhcu@4ax.com>
On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 10:13:13 +1030, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
[]
Maybe I should get a pair of those new Fokker trifocals?
Best hope then you never come across a Avro. Things could get
'interesting.'
Or even chance upon a pair of Bristols.
which generates an Albatross.
Do you get wafers with it?
Lead ones.
Is that like a lead role?
Yes, and you can't have too many of those when you're swimming in deep
water.
Ahh... That would be a Plumbum role.
--
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23 Mar 2007 03:14:07 PM |
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On Sat, 17 Mar 2007 16:43:11 +1030, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
On Fri, 16 Mar 2007 16:13:01 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
- Refer: <gjcmv2l1kp1cinduvr9ijsii1vj0c88qjr@4ax.com>
On Sat, 10 Mar 2007 10:32:56 +1030, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
On Fri, 09 Mar 2007 12:53:20 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
- Refer: <t8i3v2l1kcq9t4394op7f89he9b16eb5o4@4ax.com>
On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 19:04:14 +1030, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
On Mon, 05 Mar 2007 17:02:24 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
- Refer: <g7fpu2tj7quv5qj4llp8t8dpcpff07qhcu@4ax.com>
On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 10:13:13 +1030, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
[]
Maybe I should get a pair of those new Fokker trifocals?
Best hope then you never come across a Avro. Things could get
'interesting.'
Or even chance upon a pair of Bristols.
which generates an Albatross.
Do you get wafers with it?
Lead ones.
Is that like a lead role?
Yes, and you can't have too many of those when you're swimming in deep
water.
Ahh... That would be a Plumbum role.
Which can be a crushing one...
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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23 Mar 2007 08:21:53 PM |
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On Fri, 23 Mar 2007 12:14:07 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
- Refer: <i7d80359cibss97ud2i31b6orclvk728mp@4ax.com>
On Sat, 17 Mar 2007 16:43:11 +1030, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
On Fri, 16 Mar 2007 16:13:01 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
- Refer: <gjcmv2l1kp1cinduvr9ijsii1vj0c88qjr@4ax.com>
On Sat, 10 Mar 2007 10:32:56 +1030, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
On Fri, 09 Mar 2007 12:53:20 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
- Refer: <t8i3v2l1kcq9t4394op7f89he9b16eb5o4@4ax.com>
On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 19:04:14 +1030, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
On Mon, 05 Mar 2007 17:02:24 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
- Refer: <g7fpu2tj7quv5qj4llp8t8dpcpff07qhcu@4ax.com>
On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 10:13:13 +1030, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
[]
Maybe I should get a pair of those new Fokker trifocals?
Best hope then you never come across a Avro. Things could get
'interesting.'
Or even chance upon a pair of Bristols.
which generates an Albatross.
Do you get wafers with it?
Lead ones.
Is that like a lead role?
Yes, and you can't have too many of those when you're swimming in deep
water.
Ahh... That would be a Plumbum role.
Which can be a crushing one...
Especially if you are "swinging the lead".
--
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29 Mar 2007 02:42:25 PM |
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On Sat, 24 Mar 2007 11:51:53 +1030, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
On Fri, 23 Mar 2007 12:14:07 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
- Refer: <i7d80359cibss97ud2i31b6orclvk728mp@4ax.com>
On Sat, 17 Mar 2007 16:43:11 +1030, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
On Fri, 16 Mar 2007 16:13:01 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
- Refer: <gjcmv2l1kp1cinduvr9ijsii1vj0c88qjr@4ax.com>
On Sat, 10 Mar 2007 10:32:56 +1030, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
On Fri, 09 Mar 2007 12:53:20 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
- Refer: <t8i3v2l1kcq9t4394op7f89he9b16eb5o4@4ax.com>
On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 19:04:14 +1030, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
On Mon, 05 Mar 2007 17:02:24 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
- Refer: <g7fpu2tj7quv5qj4llp8t8dpcpff07qhcu@4ax.com>
On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 10:13:13 +1030, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
[]
Maybe I should get a pair of those new Fokker trifocals?
Best hope then you never come across a Avro. Things could get
'interesting.'
Or even chance upon a pair of Bristols.
which generates an Albatross.
Do you get wafers with it?
Lead ones.
Is that like a lead role?
Yes, and you can't have too many of those when you're swimming in deep
water.
Ahh... That would be a Plumbum role.
Which can be a crushing one...
Especially if you are "swinging the lead".
There is that......
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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13 Feb 2007 08:18:11 PM |
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On Tue, 13 Feb 2007 15:29:00 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-5CDCF9.15290013022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <gjc4t2pekriim706om6ovs0fcsbhhnsq57@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Tue, 13 Feb 2007 11:35:40 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-C968D4.11354013022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <tpt2t216vdq6eonaj03ff3lhh24h7mf4tb@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Mon, 12 Feb 2007 21:43:33 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-6B0BE0.21433312022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <jbc2t2luadj421uno52f5i2ulsfu1rfb57@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 11 Feb 2007 20:45:50 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-8B6570.20455011022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <cp9vs2h35psmsfvme6i3q07jloqv53rgrs@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 11 Feb 2007 00:47:48 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-D2D939.00474811022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <832rs2d5ev55s0pec6bt5mes0m5qmtcd56@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
Poke in the eye saves shark victim
Jamie Pandaram
January 23, 2007
"Eric is a tough boy, he's super fit" he said. "But I would say
that
would test anyone's resolve, being a fish lunch."
If someone invited me to a "fish lunch", that wouldn't be what I
had
in
mind.
Mmm... maybe you *shouldn't* come to Australia after all.
We have an odd SOH.
Eh?
Sense Of Humour.
D'oh! Should have guessed that.
(NS, likes long walks in the sunset. Reply 943)
Don't you read the peronal classifieds?
I thought that had something to do with the above. Nah. I gave up. The
product never seems to match the advertising.
Not in the Peronal (sic) ads.
They all start with "Don't cry for me, Argentina!"
Didn't see that. Time to get the old bifocals checked.
I missed it too.
Time to *get* bifocals!
--
Maybe I should get a pair of those new Fokker trifocals?
I can't stand the fokkers.
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13 Feb 2007 11:20:17 PM |
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In article <jas4t2tql7j4uoup4r36c7drstl7e16jmg@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On Tue, 13 Feb 2007 15:29:00 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-5CDCF9.15290013022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <gjc4t2pekriim706om6ovs0fcsbhhnsq57@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Tue, 13 Feb 2007 11:35:40 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-C968D4.11354013022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <tpt2t216vdq6eonaj03ff3lhh24h7mf4tb@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Mon, 12 Feb 2007 21:43:33 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-6B0BE0.21433312022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <jbc2t2luadj421uno52f5i2ulsfu1rfb57@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 11 Feb 2007 20:45:50 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-8B6570.20455011022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <cp9vs2h35psmsfvme6i3q07jloqv53rgrs@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 11 Feb 2007 00:47:48 -0800, johac
<jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-D2D939.00474811022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <832rs2d5ev55s0pec6bt5mes0m5qmtcd56@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
Poke in the eye saves shark victim
Jamie Pandaram
January 23, 2007
"Eric is a tough boy, he's super fit" he said. "But I would
say
that
would test anyone's resolve, being a fish lunch."
If someone invited me to a "fish lunch", that wouldn't be what I
had
in
mind.
Mmm... maybe you *shouldn't* come to Australia after all.
We have an odd SOH.
Eh?
Sense Of Humour.
D'oh! Should have guessed that.
(NS, likes long walks in the sunset. Reply 943)
Don't you read the peronal classifieds?
I thought that had something to do with the above. Nah. I gave up. The
product never seems to match the advertising.
Not in the Peronal (sic) ads.
They all start with "Don't cry for me, Argentina!"
Didn't see that. Time to get the old bifocals checked.
I missed it too.
Time to *get* bifocals!
--
Maybe I should get a pair of those new Fokker trifocals?
I can't stand the fokkers.
They cost too much so I told the optometrist to fokker off.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
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14 Feb 2007 02:11:19 AM |
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On Tue, 13 Feb 2007 21:20:17 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-E54D25.21201713022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <jas4t2tql7j4uoup4r36c7drstl7e16jmg@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On Tue, 13 Feb 2007 15:29:00 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-5CDCF9.15290013022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <gjc4t2pekriim706om6ovs0fcsbhhnsq57@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Tue, 13 Feb 2007 11:35:40 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-C968D4.11354013022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <tpt2t216vdq6eonaj03ff3lhh24h7mf4tb@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Mon, 12 Feb 2007 21:43:33 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-6B0BE0.21433312022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <jbc2t2luadj421uno52f5i2ulsfu1rfb57@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 11 Feb 2007 20:45:50 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-8B6570.20455011022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <cp9vs2h35psmsfvme6i3q07jloqv53rgrs@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 11 Feb 2007 00:47:48 -0800, johac
<jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-D2D939.00474811022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <832rs2d5ev55s0pec6bt5mes0m5qmtcd56@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
Poke in the eye saves shark victim
Jamie Pandaram
January 23, 2007
"Eric is a tough boy, he's super fit" he said. "But I would
say
that
would test anyone's resolve, being a fish lunch."
If someone invited me to a "fish lunch", that wouldn't be what I
had
in
mind.
Mmm... maybe you *shouldn't* come to Australia after all.
We have an odd SOH.
Eh?
Sense Of Humour.
D'oh! Should have guessed that.
(NS, likes long walks in the sunset. Reply 943)
Don't you read the peronal classifieds?
I thought that had something to do with the above. Nah. I gave up. The
product never seems to match the advertising.
Not in the Peronal (sic) ads.
They all start with "Don't cry for me, Argentina!"
Didn't see that. Time to get the old bifocals checked.
I missed it too.
Time to *get* bifocals!
--
Maybe I should get a pair of those new Fokker trifocals?
I can't stand the fokkers.
They cost too much so I told the optometrist to fokker off.
I used to program computers for an optometrist.
One day he fell into the lens grinding machine,
and made a spectacle of himself.
--
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15 Feb 2007 04:37:15 PM |
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In article <jug5t2thvjmeh4vmr5e1lb0ungoe8fncuf@4ax.com>,
Michael Kingsford Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Tue, 13 Feb 2007 21:20:17 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-E54D25.21201713022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <jas4t2tql7j4uoup4r36c7drstl7e16jmg@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On Tue, 13 Feb 2007 15:29:00 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-5CDCF9.15290013022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <gjc4t2pekriim706om6ovs0fcsbhhnsq57@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Tue, 13 Feb 2007 11:35:40 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-C968D4.11354013022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <tpt2t216vdq6eonaj03ff3lhh24h7mf4tb@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Mon, 12 Feb 2007 21:43:33 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-6B0BE0.21433312022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <jbc2t2luadj421uno52f5i2ulsfu1rfb57@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 11 Feb 2007 20:45:50 -0800, johac
<jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-8B6570.20455011022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <cp9vs2h35psmsfvme6i3q07jloqv53rgrs@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 11 Feb 2007 00:47:48 -0800, johac
<jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-D2D939.00474811022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <832rs2d5ev55s0pec6bt5mes0m5qmtcd56@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
Poke in the eye saves shark victim
Jamie Pandaram
January 23, 2007
"Eric is a tough boy, he's super fit" he said. "But I would
say
that
would test anyone's resolve, being a fish lunch."
If someone invited me to a "fish lunch", that wouldn't be
what I
had
in
mind.
Mmm... maybe you *shouldn't* come to Australia after all.
We have an odd SOH.
Eh?
Sense Of Humour.
D'oh! Should have guessed that.
(NS, likes long walks in the sunset. Reply 943)
Don't you read the peronal classifieds?
I thought that had something to do with the above. Nah. I gave up.
The
product never seems to match the advertising.
Not in the Peronal (sic) ads.
They all start with "Don't cry for me, Argentina!"
Didn't see that. Time to get the old bifocals checked.
I missed it too.
Time to *get* bifocals!
--
Maybe I should get a pair of those new Fokker trifocals?
I can't stand the fokkers.
They cost too much so I told the optometrist to fokker off.
I used to program computers for an optometrist.
One day he fell into the lens grinding machine,
and made a spectacle of himself.
--
LOL! I asked for reading glasses and the optometrist handed me the New
York Times and two beers.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
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| Title: Re: Aussie Understatement: "I would say that would test anyone's resolve, being a fish lunch" |
16 Feb 2007 12:59:27 AM |
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On Thu, 15 Feb 2007 14:37:15 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-5156FF.14371515022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <jug5t2thvjmeh4vmr5e1lb0ungoe8fncuf@4ax.com>,
Michael Kingsford Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Tue, 13 Feb 2007 21:20:17 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-E54D25.21201713022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <jas4t2tql7j4uoup4r36c7drstl7e16jmg@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On Tue, 13 Feb 2007 15:29:00 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-5CDCF9.15290013022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <gjc4t2pekriim706om6ovs0fcsbhhnsq57@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Tue, 13 Feb 2007 11:35:40 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-C968D4.11354013022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <tpt2t216vdq6eonaj03ff3lhh24h7mf4tb@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Mon, 12 Feb 2007 21:43:33 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-6B0BE0.21433312022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <jbc2t2luadj421uno52f5i2ulsfu1rfb57@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 11 Feb 2007 20:45:50 -0800, johac
<jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-8B6570.20455011022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <cp9vs2h35psmsfvme6i3q07jloqv53rgrs@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 11 Feb 2007 00:47:48 -0800, johac
<jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-D2D939.00474811022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <832rs2d5ev55s0pec6bt5mes0m5qmtcd56@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
Poke in the eye saves shark victim
Jamie Pandaram
January 23, 2007
"Eric is a tough boy, he's super fit" he said. "But I would
say
that
would test anyone's resolve, being a fish lunch."
If someone invited me to a "fish lunch", that wouldn't be
what I
had
in
mind.
Mmm... maybe you *shouldn't* come to Australia after all.
We have an odd SOH.
Eh?
Sense Of Humour.
D'oh! Should have guessed that.
(NS, likes long walks in the sunset. Reply 943)
Don't you read the peronal classifieds?
I thought that had something to do with the above. Nah. I gave up.
The
product never seems to match the advertising.
Not in the Peronal (sic) ads.
They all start with "Don't cry for me, Argentina!"
Didn't see that. Time to get the old bifocals checked.
I missed it too.
Time to *get* bifocals!
--
Maybe I should get a pair of those new Fokker trifocals?
I can't stand the fokkers.
They cost too much so I told the optometrist to fokker off.
I used to program computers for an optometrist.
One day he fell into the lens grinding machine,
and made a spectacle of himself.
--
LOL! I asked for reading glasses and the optometrist handed me the New
York Times and two beers.
There is a local optician in Mitcham, who must have been destined for
that trade from birth.
His sign is: "C. Wright, Optician."
I have a photo of the sign somewhere.
--
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Aussie Understatement: "I would say that would test anyone's resolve, being a fish lunch" |
16 Feb 2007 04:28:58 PM |
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In article <jflat29qevgjsppstgc8ej1u1ttrt1j1n8@4ax.com>,
Michael Kingsford Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Thu, 15 Feb 2007 14:37:15 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-5156FF.14371515022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <jug5t2thvjmeh4vmr5e1lb0ungoe8fncuf@4ax.com>,
Michael Kingsford Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Tue, 13 Feb 2007 21:20:17 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-E54D25.21201713022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <jas4t2tql7j4uoup4r36c7drstl7e16jmg@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On Tue, 13 Feb 2007 15:29:00 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-5CDCF9.15290013022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <gjc4t2pekriim706om6ovs0fcsbhhnsq57@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Tue, 13 Feb 2007 11:35:40 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-C968D4.11354013022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <tpt2t216vdq6eonaj03ff3lhh24h7mf4tb@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Mon, 12 Feb 2007 21:43:33 -0800, johac
<jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-6B0BE0.21433312022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <jbc2t2luadj421uno52f5i2ulsfu1rfb57@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 11 Feb 2007 20:45:50 -0800, johac
<jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-8B6570.20455011022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <cp9vs2h35psmsfvme6i3q07jloqv53rgrs@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 11 Feb 2007 00:47:48 -0800, johac
<jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer:
<jhachmann-D2D939.00474811022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <832rs2d5ev55s0pec6bt5mes0m5qmtcd56@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
Poke in the eye saves shark victim
Jamie Pandaram
January 23, 2007
"Eric is a tough boy, he's super fit" he said. "But I
would
say
that
would test anyone's resolve, being a fish lunch."
If someone invited me to a "fish lunch", that wouldn't be
what I
had
in
mind.
Mmm... maybe you *shouldn't* come to Australia after all.
We have an odd SOH.
Eh?
Sense Of Humour.
D'oh! Should have guessed that.
(NS, likes long walks in the sunset. Reply 943)
Don't you read the peronal classifieds?
I thought that had something to do with the above. Nah. I gave
up.
The
product never seems to match the advertising.
Not in the Peronal (sic) ads.
They all start with "Don't cry for me, Argentina!"
Didn't see that. Time to get the old bifocals checked.
I missed it too.
Time to *get* bifocals!
--
Maybe I should get a pair of those new Fokker trifocals?
I can't stand the fokkers.
They cost too much so I told the optometrist to fokker off.
I used to program computers for an optometrist.
One day he fell into the lens grinding machine,
and made a spectacle of himself.
--
LOL! I asked for reading glasses and the optometrist handed me the New
York Times and two beers.
There is a local optician in Mitcham, who must have been destined for
that trade from birth.
His sign is: "C. Wright, Optician."
Great name!
I have a photo of the sign somewhere.
In one place where I worked, the maintenance guy had a brother in law
who ran a service that installed, repaired, and cleaned venetian blinds.
On the back of his truck he had a sign: "Blind Man Driving".
--
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: Aussie Understatement: "I would say that would test anyone's resolve, being a fish lunch" |
16 Feb 2007 04:49:48 PM |
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On Fri, 16 Feb 2007 14:28:58 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-9671A3.14285816022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <jflat29qevgjsppstgc8ej1u1ttrt1j1n8@4ax.com>,
Michael Kingsford Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Thu, 15 Feb 2007 14:37:15 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-5156FF.14371515022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <jug5t2thvjmeh4vmr5e1lb0ungoe8fncuf@4ax.com>,
Michael Kingsford Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Tue, 13 Feb 2007 21:20:17 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-E54D25.21201713022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <jas4t2tql7j4uoup4r36c7drstl7e16jmg@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On Tue, 13 Feb 2007 15:29:00 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-5CDCF9.15290013022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <gjc4t2pekriim706om6ovs0fcsbhhnsq57@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Tue, 13 Feb 2007 11:35:40 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-C968D4.11354013022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <tpt2t216vdq6eonaj03ff3lhh24h7mf4tb@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Mon, 12 Feb 2007 21:43:33 -0800, johac
<jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-6B0BE0.21433312022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <jbc2t2luadj421uno52f5i2ulsfu1rfb57@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 11 Feb 2007 20:45:50 -0800, johac
<jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-8B6570.20455011022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <cp9vs2h35psmsfvme6i3q07jloqv53rgrs@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 11 Feb 2007 00:47:48 -0800, johac
<jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer:
<jhachmann-D2D939.00474811022007@news.giganews.com>
In article <832rs2d5ev55s0pec6bt5mes0m5qmtcd56@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
Poke in the eye saves shark victim
Jamie Pandaram
January 23, 2007
"Eric is a tough boy, he's super fit" he said. "But I
would
say
that
would test anyone's resolve, being a fish lunch."
If someone invited me to a "fish lunch", that wouldn't be
what I
had
in
mind.
Mmm... maybe you *shouldn't* come to Australia after all.
We have an odd SOH.
Eh?
Sense Of Humour.
D'oh! Should have guessed that.
(NS, likes long walks in the sunset. Reply 943)
Don't you read the peronal classifieds?
I thought that had something to do with the above. Nah. I gave
up.
The
product never seems to match the advertising.
Not in the Peronal (sic) ads.
They all start with "Don't cry for me, Argentina!"
Didn't see that. Time to get the old bifocals checked.
I missed it too.
Time to *get* bifocals!
--
Maybe I should get a pair of those new Fokker trifocals?
I can't stand the fokkers.
They cost too much so I told the optometrist to fokker off.
I used to program computers for an optometrist.
One day he fell into the lens grinding machine,
and made a spectacle of himself.
--
LOL! I asked for reading glasses and the optometrist handed me the New
York Times and two beers.
There is a local optician in Mitcham, who must have been destined for
that trade from birth.
His sign is: "C. Wright, Optician."
Great name!
I have a photo of the sign somewhere.
In one place where I worked, the maintenance guy had a brother in law
who ran a service that installed, repaired, and cleaned venetian blinds.
On the back of his truck he had a sign: "Blind Man Driving".
In England, at a school for the blind, there was a useless sign:
"WARNING: Watch the step."
--
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