The Ann Coulter Censored USA TODAY Article! Liberals Hate America!



The following Ann Coulter column was supposed to be printed in
yesterday's USA Today, which agreed to have Coulter cover the
Democratic convention and Michael Moore cover the Republican
convention in New York. Coulter's first column was killed because it
was "unusable" and "not funny." We present it here so you can decide
for yourself -- The Editors.

Here at the Spawn of Satan convention in Boston, conservatives are
deploying a series of covert signals to identify one another, much
like gay men do. My allies are the ones wearing crosses or American
flags. The people sporting shirts emblazoned with the "F-word" are my
opponents. Also, as always, the pretty girls and cops are on my side,
most of them barely able to conceal their eye-rolling.

Democrats are constantly suing and slandering police as violent,
fascist racists - with the exception of Boston's police, who'll be
lauded as national heroes right up until the Democrats pack up and
leave town on Friday, whereupon they'll revert to their natural state
of being fascist, racist pigs.

A speaker at the Democratic National Convention this year, Al
Sharpton, accused white police officers of raping and defacing Tawana
Brawley in 1987, lunatic charges that eventually led to a defamation
lawsuit against Sharpton, and even more eventually to Sharpton paying
a jury award to the defamed plaintiff Steve Pagones. So it's a real
mystery why cops wouldn't like Democrats.

As for the pretty girls, I can only guess that it's because liberal
boys never try to make a move on you without the UN Security Council's
approval. Plus, it's no fun riding around in those dinky little hybrid
cars. My pretty-girl allies stick out like a sore thumb amongst the
corn-fed, no make-up, natural fiber, no-bra needing, sandal-wearing,
hirsute, somewhat fragrant hippie-chick pie wagons they call "women"
at the Democratic National Convention.

Apparently, the nuts at the Democratic National Convention are going
to be put in cages outside the convention hall. Sadly, they won't be
fighting to the death as is done in WWF caged matches. They're calling
this the "protestor's area," although I suppose a better name would be
the "truth-free zone."

I thought this was a great idea until I realized the "nut" category
did not include Sharpton, Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Teddy Kennedy all
featured speakers at the convention. I'd say the actual policy is only
untelegenic nuts get the cages, but little Dennis Kucinich is speaking
at the Convention, too. So it must be cages for "nuts who have not run
for president as serious candidates for the Democratic Party."

Looking at the line-up of speakers at the Convention, I have developed
the 7-11 challenge: I will quit making fun of, for example, Dennis
Kucinich, if he can prove he can run a 7-11 properly for 8 hours.
We'll even let him have an hour or so of preparation before we open
up. Within 8 hours, the money will be gone, the store will be empty,
and he'll be explaining how three 11-year olds came in and asked for
the money and he gave it to them.

For 20 years, the Democrats wouldn't let Jimmy Carter within 100 miles
of a Convention podium. The fact that Carter is now their most
respectable speaker tells you where that party is today. Maybe they
just want to remind Americans who got us into this Middle East mess in
the first place. We've got millions of fanatical Muslims trying to
slaughter Americans while shouting "Allah Akbar!" Yeah, let's turn the
nation over to these guys.

With any luck, Gore will uncork his speech comparing Republicans to
Nazis. Just a few weeks ago, Gore gave a speech accusing the Bush
administration of deploying "digital Brown Shirts" to intimidate
journalists and pressure the media into writing good things about Bush
in case you were wondering where all those glowing articles about Bush
were coming from.

The last former government official to slake his thirst so deeply with
the Kool-Aid and become a far-Left peacenik was Ramsey Clarke and it
took him a few years to really blossom. Clinton must have done some
number on Gore. Then again, with his yen for earth tones in a man's
wardrobe, maybe Gore's references to "Brown Shirts" was intended as a
compliment.

Only one major newspaper - the Boston Herald reported Gore's "Brown
Shirt" comment, though a Bush campaign spokesman's statement quoting
the "Brown Shirt" line made it into the very last sentence of a Los
Angeles Times article. The New York Times responded with an article
criticizing "both" Republicans and Democrats for using Nazi imagery.
Democrats call Republicans Nazis, the Republicans quote the Democrats
calling Republicans Nazis and "both" are using Nazi imagery. (It's a
cycle of violence!)

The nuts in the cages are virtual Bertrand Russells compared to the
official speakers at the Democratic Convention. On the basis of their
placards, I gather the caged-nut position is that they love the troops
so much, they don't want them to get hurt defending America from
terrorist attack. "Support the troops," the signs say, "bring them
home."

That's my new position on all government workers, except the 5 percent
who aren't useless, which is to say cops, prosecutors, firemen and
U.S. servicemen. I love bureaucrats at the National Endowment of the
Arts funding crucifixes submerged in urine so much I think they should
go home. I love public school teachers punishing any mention of God
and banning Christmas songs so much I think they should go home.

Walking back from the convention site, I chatted with a normal
Bostonian for several blocks who must have identified me through our
covert system of signals. He was mostly bemused by the Democrats'
primetime speakers and told me he used to be an independent, but for
the last 20 years found himself voting mostly Republican. Then he
corrected himself and said he votes for the "American."

I'd say I love all these Democrats in Boston so much I want them to go
home, but I don't. I want Americans to get a good long look at the
French Party and keep the 7-11 challenge in mind.





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