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"Jasmin" |
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16 Jan 2004 02:56:40 PM |
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Ba Boom Ba |
Thanks to Richard Simmons I've lost 32 " of baby fat, and in a few months
I'll be ready to get pregnant from God again.
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Jasmin And God Welcome Everyone To
"The Church of Our Loving Father of Christ"
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| User: "Brian W." |
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| Title: Re: Ba Boom Ba |
16 Jan 2004 05:09:20 PM |
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"Jasmin" <gaf-sharon@earthlink.net> wrote in message
news:XRBFY9KZ38002.6603472222@bogg.dynu.com...
Thanks to Richard Simmons I've lost 32 " of baby fat, and in a few months
I'll be ready to get pregnant from God again.
Jesus Christ walks into a hotel. He hands the innkeeper three nails and
asks, "Can you put me up for the night?"
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"We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to
the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his
children smart." - H. L. Mencken
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| User: "Amanita, Private Dancer" |
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| Title: Re: Ba Boom Ba |
16 Jan 2004 07:42:34 PM |
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"Brian W." <twisted415@(nospam)sprintmail.com> slid from beneath the satin
sheets of the bed of iniquity and whispered:
Jesus Christ walks into a hotel. He hands the innkeeper three nails and
asks, "Can you put me up for the night?"
oh that one is funny as hell; you'll burn in hell probably, but at least
you'll be laughing with the rest of us who will also go to hell for
laughing with you
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Free Tommy Chong
http://norml.org/index.cfm?Group_ID=5746#ezine
or this chick will kick your *****
http://www.dancingborg.co.uk/guesswho.jpg
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btw, ***** the penis *****
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| User: "theoneflasehaddock" |
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| Title: Re: Ba Boom Ba |
17 Jan 2004 10:27:54 PM |
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Subject: Re: Ba Boom Ba
From: "Amanita, Private Dancer"
Date: 1/16/2004 8:42 PM Eastern Standard Time
Message-id: <07d05352072a3008a92988e930383491@news.teranews.com>
"Brian W." <twisted415@(nospam)sprintmail.com> slid from beneath the satin
sheets of the bed of iniquity and whispered:
Jesus Christ walks into a hotel. He hands the innkeeper three nails and
asks, "Can you put me up for the night?"
oh that one is funny as hell; you'll burn in hell probably, but at least
you'll be laughing with the rest of us who will also go to hell for
laughing with you
Private dancer? What's that supposed to mean? Do they keep you in a private
cell where you have to dance by yourself? Or are you just a crackwhore?
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theoneflasehaddock
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| User: "Delta Nine" |
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| Title: Re: Ba Boom Ba |
16 Jan 2004 06:16:52 PM |
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Brian W. wrote:
"Jasmin" <gaf-sharon@earthlink.net> wrote in message
news:XRBFY9KZ38002.6603472222@bogg.dynu.com...
Thanks to Richard Simmons I've lost 32 " of baby fat, and in a few months
I'll be ready to get pregnant from God again.
Jesus Christ walks into a hotel. He hands the innkeeper three nails and
asks, "Can you put me up for the night?"
Haha, good one!
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture?
You only need 1 nail to hang up a picture.
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Peace,
Delta Nine
/ \
( Y )
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FEAR THE *****!!!
If "Just say no" prevents drug use then "Have a nice day" cures depression.
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| User: "I Think..Therefore I Am Clayton" |
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| Title: Re: Ba Boom Ba |
17 Jan 2004 05:56:58 PM |
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"Delta Nine" <d_nineNOSPAM@earthlink.net> wrote in message
news:U9%Nb.11185$i4.3212@newsread1.news.atl.earthlink.net...
Brian W. wrote:
"Jasmin" <gaf-sharon@earthlink.net> wrote in message
news:XRBFY9KZ38002.6603472222@bogg.dynu.com...
Thanks to Richard Simmons I've lost 32 " of baby fat, and in a few
months
I'll be ready to get pregnant from God again.
Jesus Christ walks into a hotel. He hands the innkeeper three nails and
asks, "Can you put me up for the night?"
Haha, good one!
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture?
You only need 1 nail to hang up a picture.
In ancient Jerusalem, a man is about to be stoned. He is surrounded by a
crowd all ready to start throwing stones, when Jesus steps forward and
stands in front of the condemned man. He says, "Let thee who is without sin
throw the first stone!" The crowd goes silent. Suddenly from the back a
big rock flies in, hitting the condemned man right in the head, killing him.
Jesus looks over at the stone thrower and says, "For *****'s sake, Mum, do
you have to embarrass me like that in front of everyone?"
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Peace,
Delta Nine
/ \
( Y )
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FEAR THE *****!!!
If "Just say no" prevents drug use then "Have a nice day" cures
depression.
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| User: "Mike Helm" |
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| Title: Re: Ba Boom Ba |
17 Jan 2004 06:02:32 PM |
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On Sun, 18 Jan 2004 09:56:58 +1000, "I Think..Therefore I Am Clayton"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKnotmyemail.com>
"Delta Nine" <d_nineNOSPAM@earthlink.net> wrote in message
news:U9%Nb.11185$i4.3212@newsread1.news.atl.earthlink.net...
Brian W. wrote:
"Jasmin" <gaf-sharon@earthlink.net> wrote in message
news:XRBFY9KZ38002.6603472222@bogg.dynu.com...
Thanks to Richard Simmons I've lost 32 " of baby fat, and in a few
months
I'll be ready to get pregnant from God again.
Jesus Christ walks into a hotel. He hands the innkeeper three nails and
asks, "Can you put me up for the night?"
Haha, good one!
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture?
You only need 1 nail to hang up a picture.
In ancient Jerusalem, a man is about to be stoned. He is surrounded by a
crowd all ready to start throwing stones, when Jesus steps forward and
stands in front of the condemned man. He says, "Let thee who is without sin
throw the first stone!" The crowd goes silent. Suddenly from the back a
big rock flies in, hitting the condemned man right in the head, killing him.
Jesus looks over at the stone thrower and says, "For *****'s sake, Mum, do
you have to embarrass me like that in front of everyone?"
"Sometimes you really ***** me off, Mother"
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Peace,
Delta Nine
/ \
( Y )
\ | /
FEAR THE *****!!!
If "Just say no" prevents drug use then "Have a nice day" cures
depression.
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| User: "Amanita, Private Dancer" |
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| Title: Re: Ba Boom Ba |
16 Jan 2004 07:44:51 PM |
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Delta Nine <d_nineNOSPAM@earthlink.net> slid from beneath the satin sheets
of the bed of iniquity and whispered:
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture?
You only need 1 nail to hang up a picture.
what's with the tacky Jesus Jokes? You are only asking for trouble. I
guarantee you both that in the next week, your homes will be flooded with
Jehovah Witnesses and Mormons wanting to save your sorry souls.
LOL
hehehe
I"ll be the hotdog vendor across the street selling food while your house
is being exorcised of all of the demons therein
--
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Free Tommy Chong
http://norml.org/index.cfm?Group_ID=5746#ezine
or this chick will kick your *****
http://www.dancingborg.co.uk/guesswho.jpg
=================================
btw, ***** the penis *****
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| User: "theoneflasehaddock" |
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| Title: Re: Ba Boom Ba |
17 Jan 2004 10:23:52 PM |
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Subject: Re: Ba Boom Ba
From: "Amanita, Private Dancer"
Date: 1/16/2004 8:44 PM Eastern Standard Time
Message-id: <32b2beb5abf4ffeea222d5838def4e25@news.teranews.com>
Delta Nine <d_nineNOSPAM@earthlink.net> slid from beneath the satin sheets
of the bed of iniquity and whispered:
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture?
You only need 1 nail to hang up a picture.
what's with the tacky Jesus Jokes? You are only asking for trouble. I
guarantee you both that in the next week, your homes will be flooded with
Jehovah Witnesses and Mormons wanting to save your sorry souls.
LOL
hehehe
I"ll be the hotdog vendor across the street selling food while your house
is being exorcised of all of the demons therein
Yeah, and a fucking houseload of nutcase moron Christians unto you, too,
crackwhore.
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theoneflasehaddock
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| User: "Delta Nine" |
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| Title: Re: Ba Boom Ba |
16 Jan 2004 07:57:12 PM |
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Amanita, Private Dancer wrote:
Delta Nine <d_nineNOSPAM@earthlink.net> slid from beneath the satin sheets
of the bed of iniquity and whispered:
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture?
You only need 1 nail to hang up a picture.
what's with the tacky Jesus Jokes? You are only asking for trouble. I
guarantee you both that in the next week, your homes will be flooded with
Jehovah Witnesses and Mormons wanting to save your sorry souls.
We're just setting up the bait for Satan's trap. I heard his supply was
running low and we have a bbq coming up.
LOL
hehehe
I"ll be the hotdog vendor across the street selling food while your house
is being exorcised of all of the demons therein
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Peace,
Delta Nine
/ \
( Y )
\ | /
FEAR THE *****!!!
If "Just say no" prevents drug use then "Have a nice day" cures depression.
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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| Title: Re: Ba Boom Ba |
17 Jan 2004 04:32:52 PM |
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On Sat, 17 Jan 2004 01:44:51 GMT, "Amanita, Private Dancer"
<ladyamanita@juno.com> posted in alt.atheism:
what's with the tacky Jesus Jokes? You are only asking for trouble. I
guarantee you both that in the next week, your homes will be flooded with
Jehovah Witnesses and Mormons wanting to save your sorry souls.
Send them over here. I have a little yard work that needs doing.
After they've finished all of it I'll listen to their spiel. Or maybe
not - I *am* a godless atheist, you know, so I might be lying.
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"Creationists are the best evidence we have that there is no intelligent design."
-Josef Balluch
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
rukbat at optonline dot net
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| User: "www.ThcCafe.com" |
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16 Jan 2004 04:34:58 PM |
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Congrats!
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www.ThcCafe.com
Catch the Buzz....
"Jasmin" <gaf-sharon@earthlink.net> wrote in message
news:XRBFY9KZ38002.6603472222@bogg.dynu.com...
Thanks to Richard Simmons I've lost 32 " of baby fat, and in a few months
I'll be ready to get pregnant from God again.
____________________________________
Jasmin And God Welcome Everyone To
"The Church of Our Loving Father of Christ"
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| User: "Amanita, Private Dancer" |
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| Title: Re: Ba Boom Ba |
16 Jan 2004 04:44:29 PM |
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Jasmin <gaf-sharon@earthlink.net> slid from beneath the satin sheets of the
bed of iniquity and whispered:
Thanks to Richard Simmons I've lost 32 " of baby fat, and in a few months
I'll be ready to get pregnant from God again.
you are a fucking nutbag.
I found a picture of you on the internet the other day; I don't think you
will mind me posting it, do you?
http://www.webspawner.com/users/sistertaffy/images/taffy4real.jpg
--
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Free Tommy Chong
http://norml.org/index.cfm?Group_ID=5746#ezine
or this chick will kick your *****
http://www.dancingborg.co.uk/guesswho.jpg
=================================
btw, ***** the penis *****
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| User: "theoneflasehaddock" |
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| Title: Re: Ba Boom Ba |
17 Jan 2004 10:21:55 PM |
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Subject: Re: Ba Boom Ba
From: "Amanita, Private Dancer"
Date: 1/16/2004 5:44 PM Eastern Standard Time
Message-id: <dddfb29d66ec546129056a3ded33db2e@news.teranews.com>
Jasmin <gaf-sharon@earthlink.net> slid from beneath the satin sheets of the
bed of iniquity and whispered:
Thanks to Richard Simmons I've lost 32 " of baby fat, and in a few months
I'll be ready to get pregnant from God again.
you are a fucking nutbag.
I found a picture of you on the internet the other day; I don't think you
will mind me posting it, do you?
http://www.webspawner.com/users/sistertaffy/images/taffy4real.jpg
Oh, please. How many mushrooms you smoked today, cokehead?
Shut the ***** up already.
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theoneflasehaddock
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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16 Jan 2004 07:15:20 PM |
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One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Jasmin:
Thanks to Richard Simmons I've lost 32 " of baby fat, and in a few months
I'll be ready to get pregnant from God again.
Now if you could only gain a little weight in the skull area.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
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The fool says in his heart, "There is no God".
The wise man announces it to the world.
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| User: "Amanita, Private Dancer" |
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| Title: Re: Ba Boom Ba |
16 Jan 2004 07:45:26 PM |
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Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com> slid from beneath the satin sheets of
the bed of iniquity and whispered:
Now if you could only gain a little weight in the skull area.
No matter how big the skull gets, it will still be just as empty
--
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Free Tommy Chong
http://norml.org/index.cfm?Group_ID=5746#ezine
or this chick will kick your *****
http://www.dancingborg.co.uk/guesswho.jpg
=================================
btw, ***** the penis *****
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| User: "theoneflasehaddock" |
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| Title: Re: Ba Boom Ba |
17 Jan 2004 10:28:48 PM |
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Subject: Re: Ba Boom Ba
From: "Amanita, Private Dancer"
Date: 1/16/2004 8:45 PM Eastern Standard Time
Message-id: <acc182cb3102865acfdd4a75db619e48@news.teranews.com>
Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com> slid from beneath the satin sheets of
the bed of iniquity and whispered:
Now if you could only gain a little weight in the skull area.
No matter how big the skull gets, it will still be just as empty
Good point.
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theoneflasehaddock
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| User: "Delta Nine" |
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| Title: Re: Ba Boom Ba |
16 Jan 2004 07:16:27 PM |
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Vic Sagerquist wrote:
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Jasmin:
Thanks to Richard Simmons I've lost 32 " of baby fat, and in a few months
I'll be ready to get pregnant from God again.
Now if you could only gain a little weight in the skull area.
That'll never happen.
--
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Peace,
Delta Nine
/ \
( Y )
\ | /
FEAR THE *****!!!
If "Just say no" prevents drug use then "Have a nice day" cures depression.
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