Religions > Atheism > Baal vs Jesus Prayer Challenge, Updated (Re: What's More Powerful, Jason's Prayers or Mine?)
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"Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass" |
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23 Jan 2005 07:32:49 PM |
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Baal vs Jesus Prayer Challenge, Updated (Re: What's More Powerful, Jason's Prayers or Mine?) |
So Jason, let's see who is more powerful, Jesus or Baal.
Since you prayed to Jesus that the people below convert to
Christianity. I will now pray to Baal that the same peopel below will
NOT convert to Christianity (and to further show off the power of
Baal, will voluntarilly say "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego").
So here is the rule: you get a point for anyone below who converts to
Christianity and I get a point for anyone who doe not convert to
Christianity AND publically writes on usenet "Baal can whoop JC's *****
in Stratego". The one with more points is declared the more powerful
God.
Current score: Baal 4: Jesus 0
Don Kresch
Denis Loubet "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego"
towelie- "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego"
Yang- "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego"
David D.
Christopher A. Lee
Robinnikoff
Stoney
Mike Painter- "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego"
Mark K. Bilbo
johac
Fred Stone
Ken Shaw
lizzard woman
Harry F. Leopold
Vic Sagerquist
Jason Harvestdancer
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Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec (aka aka Yang's little poltregeist *****)
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -1370 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: Baal vs Jesus Prayer Challenge, Updated (Re: What's More Powerful, Jason's Prayers or Mine?) |
23 Jan 2005 08:52:54 PM |
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On 23 Jan 2005, Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting *****
dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
So Jason, let's see who is more powerful, Jesus or Baal.
Since you prayed to Jesus that the people below convert to
Christianity. I will now pray to Baal that the same peopel below will
NOT convert to Christianity (and to further show off the power of
Baal, will voluntarilly say "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego").
So here is the rule: you get a point for anyone below who converts to
Christianity and I get a point for anyone who doe not convert to
Christianity AND publically writes on usenet "Baal can whoop JC's *****
in Stratego". The one with more points is declared the more powerful
God.
Current score: Baal 4: Jesus 0
Don Kresch
Denis Loubet "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego"
towelie- "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego"
Yang- "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego"
David D.
Christopher A. Lee
Robinnikoff
Stoney
Mike Painter- "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego"
Mark K. Bilbo
johac
Fred Stone
Ken Shaw
lizzard woman
Harry F. Leopold
Vic Sagerquist
Jason Harvestdancer
Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego
There. I said it!
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Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are people you
wouldn't want to ***** in the first place?
--George Carlin
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| User: "lizzard woman" |
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| Title: Re: Baal vs Jesus Prayer Challenge, Updated (Re: What's More Powerful, Jason's Prayers or Mine?) |
23 Jan 2005 09:00:04 PM |
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"Vic Sagerquist" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns95E78346D9AC8vicman@216.196.97.136...
| On 23 Jan 2005, Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting *****
| dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
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| > So Jason, let's see who is more powerful, Jesus or Baal.
| >
| > Since you prayed to Jesus that the people below convert to
| > Christianity. I will now pray to Baal that the same peopel below will
| > NOT convert to Christianity (and to further show off the power of
| > Baal, will voluntarilly say "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego").
| >
| > So here is the rule: you get a point for anyone below who converts to
| > Christianity and I get a point for anyone who doe not convert to
| > Christianity AND publically writes on usenet "Baal can whoop JC's *****
| > in Stratego". The one with more points is declared the more powerful
| > God.
| >
| >
| > Current score: Baal 4: Jesus 0
| >
| > Don Kresch
| > Denis Loubet "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego"
| > towelie- "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego"
| > Yang- "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego"
| > David D.
| > Christopher A. Lee
| > Robinnikoff
| > Stoney
| > Mike Painter- "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego"
| > Mark K. Bilbo
| > johac
| > Fred Stone
| > Ken Shaw
| > lizzard woman
| > Harry F. Leopold
| > Vic Sagerquist
| > Jason Harvestdancer
| >
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| Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego
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| There. I said it!
Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego.
--
sharon, aa #2153
"(of creationism) ... Only apocryphal tales told by goat herders around the
campfire after it became too dark to continue to molest their charges." --
TvG (Rec.Equestrian, 2003)
"Easy -- he's the Right Reverend Admiral Jason Gastrich, BSc, MSc, DVM, ThD,
PhD, MD, JD, Esq, US Navy (Ret). If the bible happened to put things in the
wrong order, well, our boy the Doctor will just fix it right up there!" --
Rightshu (IIDB, 2004)
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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| Title: Re: Baal vs Jesus Prayer Challenge, Updated (Re: What's More Powerful, Jason's Prayers or Mine?) |
23 Jan 2005 10:35:17 PM |
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On Sun, 23 Jan 2005 11:32:49 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's
Cocaine Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> said in
alt.atheism:
Current score: Baal 4: Jesus 0
Don Kresch
Denis Loubet "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego"
towelie- "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego"
Yang- "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego"
David D.
Christopher A. Lee
Robinnikoff
Stoney
Mike Painter- "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego"
Mark K. Bilbo
johac
Fred Stone
Ken Shaw
lizzard woman
Harry F. Leopold
Vic Sagerquist
Jason Harvestdancer
I feel SO left out, but Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego.
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"A truly unselfish act would be a Christian volunteering to have his soul take your
soul's place in hell, so yours could go to Heaven. Don't hold your breath."
- John Popelish
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
rukbat at verizon dot net
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| User: "Daniel Kolle" |
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| Title: Re: Baal vs Jesus Prayer Challenge, Updated (Re: What's More Powerful, Jason's Prayers or Mine?) |
24 Jan 2005 04:01:47 AM |
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On Sun, 23 Jan 2005 11:32:49 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's
Cocaine Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> thought hard and
said:
So Jason, let's see who is more powerful, Jesus or Baal.
Since you prayed to Jesus that the people below convert to
Christianity. I will now pray to Baal that the same peopel below will
NOT convert to Christianity (and to further show off the power of
Baal, will voluntarilly say "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego").
Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego.
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-Daniel "Mr. Brevity" Kolle; 16 A.A. #2035
Koji Kondo, Yo-Yo Ma, Gustav Mahler, Krzysztof Penderecki, and Geirr Tveitt are my Gods.
Head of EAC Denial Department and Madly Insane Scientist.
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| User: "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim?" |
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| Title: Re: Baal vs Jesus Prayer Challenge, Updated (Re: What's More Powerful, Jason's Prayers or Mine?) |
23 Jan 2005 07:54:22 PM |
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my deaf and half blind dog can whoop JC's ***** in ANYTHING
"Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting *****"
<eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote in message
news:hmu7v0l15s2tf36spq41eblrq6558m90gr@4ax.com...
So Jason, let's see who is more powerful, Jesus or Baal.
Since you prayed to Jesus that the people below convert to
Christianity. I will now pray to Baal that the same peopel below will
NOT convert to Christianity (and to further show off the power of
Baal, will voluntarilly say "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego").
So here is the rule: you get a point for anyone below who converts to
Christianity and I get a point for anyone who doe not convert to
Christianity AND publically writes on usenet "Baal can whoop JC's *****
in Stratego". The one with more points is declared the more powerful
God.
Current score: Baal 4: Jesus 0
Don Kresch
Denis Loubet "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego"
towelie- "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego"
Yang- "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego"
David D.
Christopher A. Lee
Robinnikoff
Stoney
Mike Painter- "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego"
Mark K. Bilbo
johac
Fred Stone
Ken Shaw
lizzard woman
Harry F. Leopold
Vic Sagerquist
Jason Harvestdancer
-----
Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec (aka aka
Yang's little poltregeist *****)
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and
counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -1370 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
.
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