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"Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass" |
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25 Jan 2005 09:13:11 PM |
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Baal! You've Sank Jesus' Battleship! |
So Jason, let's see who is more powerful, Jesus or Baal.
Since you prayed to Jesus that the people below convert to
Christianity. I will now pray to Baal that the same peopel below will
NOT convert to Christianity (and to further show off the power of
Baal, will voluntarilly say "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego").
So here is the rule: you get a point for anyone below who converts to
Christianity and I get a point for anyone who doe not convert to
Christianity AND publically writes on usenet "Baal can whoop JC's *****
in Stratego". The one with more points is declared the more powerful
God.
Current score: Baal 12: Jesus 0
Don Kresch
Denis Loubet "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego"
towelie- "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego"
Yang- "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego"
David D.-"Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego"
Christopher A. Lee
Robinnikoff- "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego"
Stoney
Mike Painter- "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego"
Mark K. Bilbo- "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego"
johac- "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego"
Fred Stone
Ken Shaw
lizzard woman- "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego"
Harry F. Leopold
Vic Sagerquist- "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego"
Jason Harvestdancer
Daniel Kolle- "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego"
Enkidu- "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego"
AngryJohn-
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Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec (aka aka Yang's little poltregeist *****)
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -1379 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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| Title: Re: Baal! You've Sank Jesus' Battleship! |
25 Jan 2005 10:29:32 PM |
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Baal's funky victory dance:
http://www.rmn.fr/images/03expo/01calendrier/2000/baal.jpg
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| User: "Uncle Davey" |
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| Title: Re: Baal! You've Sank Jesus' Battleship! |
26 Jan 2005 05:15:19 AM |
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Uzytkownik <brent23@aintitcoolmail.com> napisal w wiadomosci
news:1106713772.764875.311630@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Baal's funky victory dance:
http://www.rmn.fr/images/03expo/01calendrier/2000/baal.jpg
Where's the "golden infant bovine splendidness"? That's what I want to know.
Uncle Davey
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: Baal! You've Sank Jesus' Battleship! |
26 Jan 2005 05:22:46 PM |
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On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 19:13:11 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine
Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
So Jason, let's see who is more powerful, Jesus or Baal.
Jesus. There is no such thing as baal.
duke
*****
Matthew 22
14"For many are invited, but few are chosen."
*****
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: Baal! You've Sank Jesus' Battleship! |
26 Jan 2005 08:42:22 PM |
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duke wrote:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 19:13:11 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's
Cocaine Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
So Jason, let's see who is more powerful, Jesus or Baal.
Jesus. There is no such thing as baal.
Reminds me of the arguments about which super hero was stronger.
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Baal! You've Sank Jesus' Battleship! |
26 Jan 2005 10:57:11 PM |
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I believe the answer is Baal. If he's prepared.
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| User: "Douglas Berry" |
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| Title: Re: Baal! You've Sank Jesus' Battleship! |
27 Jan 2005 12:57:49 PM |
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On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 02:42:22 GMT, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> drained his beer, leaned back in the
alt.atheism beanbag and drunkenly proclaimed the following
duke wrote:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 19:13:11 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's
Cocaine Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
So Jason, let's see who is more powerful, Jesus or Baal.
Jesus. There is no such thing as baal.
Reminds me of the arguments about which super hero was stronger.
Silver Age Superman. The guy pushed planets around, for Pete's sake!
Which reminds me of an uber-geeky discussion we had on
rec.games.frp.superheroes a while back. It centered around how Supes
and other superstrong characters did thing like lift aircraft carriers
out of the water without them snapping in half from the uneven stress.
We decided that Superman wasn't actually all that strong, but was in
fact a powerful telekinetic talent, with a limitation that he could
only affect things he was touching. So when he grabbed the USS
Truman, he wasn't lifting it so much as levitating it. Same thing for
his famed toughness.. it was a force field thatn conformed to his
skin. Flight was accomplished by lifting himself.
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Douglas E. Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as
when they do it from religious conviction."
Blaise Pascal (1623-1662), Pense'es, #894.
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| User: "George Peatty" |
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| Title: Re: Baal! You've Sank Jesus' Battleship! |
27 Jan 2005 03:43:22 PM |
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On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 18:57:49 GMT, Douglas Berry
<penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote:
Silver Age Superman. The guy pushed planets around, for Pete's sake!
Nah, the Golden Age Spectre, followe closely by Dr. Fate. Baddest dudes in
the history of super hero-dom.
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| User: "Douglas Berry" |
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27 Jan 2005 09:44:40 PM |
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On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 16:43:22 -0500, George Peatty
<pttyg47-1230@copper.net> drained his beer, leaned back in the
alt.atheism beanbag and drunkenly proclaimed the following
On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 18:57:49 GMT, Douglas Berry
<penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote:
Silver Age Superman. The guy pushed planets around, for Pete's sake!
Nah, the Golden Age Spectre, followe closely by Dr. Fate. Baddest dudes in
the history of super hero-dom.
More powerful, I'll grant you, but not stronger.
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Douglas E. Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as
when they do it from religious conviction."
Blaise Pascal (1623-1662), Pense'es, #894.
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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| Title: Re: Baal! You've Sank Jesus' Battleship! |
27 Jan 2005 08:51:42 PM |
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On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 02:42:22 GMT, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> said in alt.atheism:
[piggybacking\
duke wrote:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 19:13:11 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's
Cocaine Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
So Jason, let's see who is more powerful, Jesus or Baal.
Jesus. There is no such thing as baal.
Baal. He can defeat iron chariots.
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"If anyone comes to me, and does not hate his father, mother, wife, brothers, and sisters and even himself, he cannot be my disciple."
Luke 14:26
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
rukbat at verizon dot net
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: Baal! You've Sank Jesus' Battleship! |
27 Jan 2005 05:47:06 PM |
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On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 02:42:22 GMT, "Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net>
wrote:
duke wrote:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 19:13:11 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's
Cocaine Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
So Jason, let's see who is more powerful, Jesus or Baal.
Jesus. There is no such thing as baal.
Reminds me of the arguments about which super hero was stronger.
Jesus is the only super hero that is real.
duke
*****
Matthew 22
14"For many are invited, but few are chosen."
*****
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| User: "Douglas Berry" |
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| Title: Re: Baal! You've Sank Jesus' Battleship! |
27 Jan 2005 09:45:26 PM |
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On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 17:47:06 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> drained
his beer, leaned back in the alt.atheism beanbag and drunkenly
proclaimed the following
Reminds me of the arguments about which super hero was stronger.
Jesus is the only super hero that is real.
Sorry Earl, I have more evidence for the existence of Captain America
than for Jesus.
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Douglas E. Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as
when they do it from religious conviction."
Blaise Pascal (1623-1662), Pense'es, #894.
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: Baal! You've Sank Jesus' Battleship! |
27 Jan 2005 11:13:55 PM |
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Douglas Berry wrote:
On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 17:47:06 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> drained
his beer, leaned back in the alt.atheism beanbag and drunkenly
proclaimed the following
Reminds me of the arguments about which super hero was stronger.
Jesus is the only super hero that is real.
Sorry Earl, I have more evidence for the existence of Captain America
than for Jesus.
I have a biography of Doc Savage that has more verifiable geographic and
historic information than the Bible and contains prophesy written before the
event that came true.
Doc Savage invented the answering machine!
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Baal! You've Sank Jesus' Battleship! |
26 Jan 2005 12:57:20 AM |
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You left me out. I said "Ball can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego."
I'm the one who said Prometheus would beat them both.
Jason Harvestdancer
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| User: "Uncle Davey" |
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| Title: Re: Baal! You've Sank Jesus' Battleship! |
26 Jan 2005 05:22:45 AM |
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Uzytkownik <harvestdancer@hotmail.com> napisal w wiadomosci
news:1106722640.800873.306420@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
You left me out. I said "Ball can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego."
I'm the one who said Prometheus would beat them both.
Jason Harvestdancer
Without wishing to encourage you in your idolatry, I suppose you know this
great poem to Prometheus, by JW von Goethe.
Prometheus
(Goethe 1774)
Bedecke deinen Himmel, Zeus,
Mit Wolkendunst!
Und übe, Knaben gleich,
Der Disteln köpft,
An Eichen dich und Bergeshöhn!
Mußt mir meine Erde
Doch lassen stehn,
Und meine Hütte,
Die du nicht gebaut,
Und meinen Herd,
Um dessen Glut
Du mich beneidest.
Ich kenne nichts Ärmeres
Unter der Sonn als euch Götter.
Ihr nähret kümmerlich
Von Opfersteuern
Und Gebetshauch
Eure Majestät
Und darbtet, wären
Nicht Kinder und Bettler
Hoffnungsvolle Toren.
Da ich ein Kind war,
Nicht wußte, wo aus, wo ein,
Kehrte mein verirrtes Aug
Zur Sonne, als wenn drüber wär
Ein Ohr zu hören meine Klage,
Ein Herz wie meins,
Sich des Bedrängten zu erbarmen.
Wer half mir wider
Der Titanen Übermut?
Wer rettete vom Tode mich,
Von Sklaverei?
Hast du's nicht alles selbst vollendet,
Heilig glühend Herz?
Und glühtest, jung und gut,
Betrogen, Rettungsdank
Dem Schlafenden da droben?
Ich dich ehren? Wofür?
Hast du die Schmerzen gelindert
Je des Beladenen?
Hast du die Tränen gestillet
Je des Geängsteten?
Hat nicht mich zum Manne geschmiedet
Die allmächtige Zeit
Und das ewige Schicksal,
Meine Herren und deine?
Wähntest du etwa,
Ich sollte das Leben hassen,
In Wüsten fliehn,
Weil nicht alle Knabenmorgen-
Blütenträume reiften?
Hier sitz ich, forme Menschen
Nach meinem Bilde,
Ein Geschlecht, das mir gleich sei,
Zu leiden, weinen,
Genießen und zu freuen sich,
Und dein nicht zu achten,
Wie ich.
Yes, I think thematically I much prefer "Willkommen und Abschied".
Although the language here is quite remarkable.
Uncle Davey
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| User: "Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass" |
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27 Jan 2005 02:15:34 AM |
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On Wed, 26 Jan 2005 12:22:45 +0100, "Uncle Davey" <noway@jose.com>
wrote:
Uzytkownik <harvestdancer@hotmail.com> napisal w wiadomosci
news:1106722640.800873.306420@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
You left me out. I said "Ball can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego."
I'm the one who said Prometheus would beat them both.
Jason Harvestdancer
Without wishing to encourage you in your idolatry, I suppose you know this
great poem to Prometheus, by JW von Goethe.
A good work is good work. I think Thomas Tallis' "Spem in Alium" is a
wonderful peice of music and I'm not Catholic.
Prometheus
(Goethe 1774)
Bedecke deinen Himmel, Zeus,
Mit Wolkendunst!
Und übe, Knaben gleich,
Der Disteln köpft,
An Eichen dich und Bergeshöhn!
Mußt mir meine Erde
Doch lassen stehn,
Und meine Hütte,
Die du nicht gebaut,
Und meinen Herd,
Um dessen Glut
Du mich beneidest.
Ich kenne nichts Ärmeres
Unter der Sonn als euch Götter.
Ihr nähret kümmerlich
Von Opfersteuern
Und Gebetshauch
Eure Majestät
Und darbtet, wären
Nicht Kinder und Bettler
Hoffnungsvolle Toren.
Da ich ein Kind war,
Nicht wußte, wo aus, wo ein,
Kehrte mein verirrtes Aug
Zur Sonne, als wenn drüber wär
Ein Ohr zu hören meine Klage,
Ein Herz wie meins,
Sich des Bedrängten zu erbarmen.
Wer half mir wider
Der Titanen Übermut?
Wer rettete vom Tode mich,
Von Sklaverei?
Hast du's nicht alles selbst vollendet,
Heilig glühend Herz?
Und glühtest, jung und gut,
Betrogen, Rettungsdank
Dem Schlafenden da droben?
Ich dich ehren? Wofür?
Hast du die Schmerzen gelindert
Je des Beladenen?
Hast du die Tränen gestillet
Je des Geängsteten?
Hat nicht mich zum Manne geschmiedet
Die allmächtige Zeit
Und das ewige Schicksal,
Meine Herren und deine?
Wähntest du etwa,
Ich sollte das Leben hassen,
In Wüsten fliehn,
Weil nicht alle Knabenmorgen-
Blütenträume reiften?
Hier sitz ich, forme Menschen
Nach meinem Bilde,
Ein Geschlecht, das mir gleich sei,
Zu leiden, weinen,
Genießen und zu freuen sich,
Und dein nicht zu achten,
Wie ich.
Yes, I think thematically I much prefer "Willkommen und Abschied".
Although the language here is quite remarkable.
Uncle Davey
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Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec (aka aka Yang's little poltregeist *****)
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -1417 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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| User: "Uncle Davey" |
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| Title: Re: Baal! You've Sank Jesus' Battleship! |
27 Jan 2005 05:09:54 AM |
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Uzytkownik "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting *****"
<eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> napisal w wiadomosci
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On Wed, 26 Jan 2005 12:22:45 +0100, "Uncle Davey" <noway@jose.com>
wrote:
Uzytkownik <harvestdancer@hotmail.com> napisal w wiadomosci
news:1106722640.800873.306420@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
You left me out. I said "Ball can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego."
I'm the one who said Prometheus would beat them both.
Jason Harvestdancer
Without wishing to encourage you in your idolatry, I suppose you know
this
great poem to Prometheus, by JW von Goethe.
A good work is good work. I think Thomas Tallis' "Spem in Alium" is a
wonderful peice of music and I'm not Catholic.
Tallis was a very clever man.
He managed to get himself the ownership rights to most of the sheet music at
his time in England, from what I heard.
He was like an early version of Sony Music.
Uncle Davey
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| User: "Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass" |
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27 Jan 2005 09:18:13 PM |
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On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 12:09:54 +0100, "Uncle Davey" <noway@jose.com>
wrote:
Uzytkownik "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting *****"
<eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> napisal w wiadomosci
news:ll8hv0pp68tm0dkbl927mmtfk5uc12ka8k@4ax.com...
On Wed, 26 Jan 2005 12:22:45 +0100, "Uncle Davey" <noway@jose.com>
wrote:
Uzytkownik <harvestdancer@hotmail.com> napisal w wiadomosci
news:1106722640.800873.306420@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
You left me out. I said "Ball can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego."
I'm the one who said Prometheus would beat them both.
Jason Harvestdancer
Without wishing to encourage you in your idolatry, I suppose you know
this
great poem to Prometheus, by JW von Goethe.
A good work is good work. I think Thomas Tallis' "Spem in Alium" is a
wonderful peice of music and I'm not Catholic.
Tallis was a very clever man.
He managed to get himself the ownership rights to most of the sheet music at
his time in England, from what I heard.
A not-so-clever Catholic in the time of Protestant Reformation England
is probably a dead Catholic. Or a reluctantly converted Anglican.
He was like an early version of Sony Music.
Or George Lucas. If part of what I paid for his CD went to his
descendents, more power to him.
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Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec (aka aka Yang's little poltregeist *****)
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -1419 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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