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"Clayton...Rapidly Drying Oasis In A Worldwide Desert Of Insanity" |
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04 Nov 2004 08:15:13 PM |
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Back to normal now |
Well as normal as I get anyway! I think it's all out of my system now.
It's my birthday and I noticed how big my bald spot is getting, so now I
have something new to obsess about, so I won't be declaring anymore jihads
on America for a while.
Of course I will continue calling the majority of Australians and Americans
idiots...after all a bird's gotta fly!
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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| Title: Re: Back to normal now |
05 Nov 2004 12:32:17 AM |
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On Fri, 5 Nov 2004 12:15:13 +1000 in alt.atheism, Clayton...Rapidly
Drying Oasis In A Worldwide Desert Of Insanity ("Clayton...Rapidly
Drying Oasis In A Worldwide Desert Of Insanity"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com>) said, directing the reply to
alt.atheism
Well as normal as I get anyway! I think it's all out of my system now.
It's my birthday
Congratulations you old fart. How old a fart are you, incidentally?
and I noticed how big my bald spot is getting, so now I
have something new to obsess about,
Don't worry. It doesn't always follow. My father had what you might
charitably call a tonsure by the time he was in his early 30s. I on
the other hand have a full head of hair, and I'm 43. Or is it 42.
Something like that, anyway.
so I won't be declaring anymore jihads
on America for a while.
Yes, well it only encourages them....
Of course I will continue calling the majority of Australians and Americans
idiots...after all a bird's gotta fly!
Personally I think you're very charitable to limit it to those two
groups. But I suppose one has to start somewhere.
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- Attrib: Pauline Reage.
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| User: "Clayton...Rapidly Drying Oasis In A Worldwide Desert Of Insanity" |
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| Title: Re: Back to normal now |
05 Nov 2004 12:51:48 AM |
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"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
news:1d7mo059r2u5iifncaoe69duts0v8nbk9o@4ax.com...
On Fri, 5 Nov 2004 12:15:13 +1000 in alt.atheism, Clayton...Rapidly
Drying Oasis In A Worldwide Desert Of Insanity ("Clayton...Rapidly
Drying Oasis In A Worldwide Desert Of Insanity"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com>) said, directing the reply to
alt.atheism
Well as normal as I get anyway! I think it's all out of my system now.
It's my birthday
Congratulations you old fart. How old a fart are you, incidentally?
In four months I'll be a third of the way to 100.
and I noticed how big my bald spot is getting, so now I
have something new to obsess about,
Don't worry. It doesn't always follow. My father had what you might
charitably call a tonsure by the time he was in his early 30s. I on
the other hand have a full head of hair, and I'm 43. Or is it 42.
Something like that, anyway.
Of the six men in my family, one has a full head of hair...I'm not that one!
so I won't be declaring anymore jihads
on America for a while.
Yes, well it only encourages them....
Of course I will continue calling the majority of Australians and
Americans
idiots...after all a bird's gotta fly!
Personally I think you're very charitable to limit it to those two
groups. But I suppose one has to start somewhere.
Well I can't understand what all them foreigners is talkin about!! When
Blair gets re-elected we'll have the hat trick of idiot nations!
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: Back to normal now |
05 Nov 2004 06:56:56 AM |
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Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in
news:1d7mo059r2u5iifncaoe69duts0v8nbk9o@4ax.com:
On Fri, 5 Nov 2004 12:15:13 +1000 in alt.atheism, Clayton...Rapidly
Drying Oasis In A Worldwide Desert Of Insanity ("Clayton...Rapidly
Drying Oasis In A Worldwide Desert Of Insanity"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com>) said, directing the reply to
alt.atheism
so I won't be declaring anymore jihads
on America for a while.
Yes, well it only encourages them....
America, ***** Yeah!
Comin' to save the mother fuckin' day, yeah!
(seen "Team America" yet?)
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Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
*sig broken; watch for finger*
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| User: "Elroy Willis" |
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| Title: Re: Back to normal now |
05 Nov 2004 10:44:17 AM |
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Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Drying Oasis In A Worldwide Desert Of Insanity "Clayton" wrote:
Well as normal as I get anyway! I think it's all out of my system now.
It's my birthday
Congratulations you old fart. How old a fart are you, incidentally?
I wonder if he has the "old fart" syndrome?
Is he eating prunes for breakfast now? More bran and ruffage,
perhaps even using MetaMucil?
and I noticed how big my bald spot is getting, so now I
have something new to obsess about,
Don't worry. It doesn't always follow. My father had what you might
charitably call a tonsure by the time he was in his early 30s. I on
the other hand have a full head of hair, and I'm 43. Or is it 42.
Something like that, anyway.
I have more hair than I want at the present time. At least on the
parts of my body where it keeps growing. I wish I could take a pill
to stop it from growing so I wouldn't have to get haircuts or pull
hairs out of my nose and ears, and those eyebrow hairs, well...
The chimps and other great apes are at an advantage in that
respect, don't you think?
--
Elroy Willis
EAP Chief Editor and Newshound
http://www.eapnews.com
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| User: "georgann" |
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| Title: Re: Back to normal now |
05 Nov 2004 10:51:13 AM |
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Don't worry. It doesn't always follow. My father had what you might
charitably call a tonsure by the time he was in his early 30s. I on the other
hand have a full head of hair, and I'm 43. Or is it 42. Something like that,
anyway.
"Elroy Willis" wrote:
I have more hair than I want at the present time. At least on the parts of my
body where it keeps growing. I wish I could take a pill to stop it from
growing so I wouldn't have to get haircuts or pull hairs out of my nose and
ears, and those eyebrow hairs, well...
georgann (forgiven since 33 AD) wrote:
You could always try hot wax.
Well, maybe not in the nose or ears. For that you'll need one of those very
tidy shavers. But just about anywhere else you can get rid of hair by
pulling it out with cooled hot wax.
"Elroy Willis" wrote:
The chimps and other great apes are at an advantage in that respect, don't you
think?
georgann (forgiven since 33 AD) wrote:
Whatever.
--
(`'·.¸(`'·.¸(`'·.¸ ¸.·'´)¸.·'´)¸.·'´)
«´¨`·.¸¸ ¸¸.·´¨ `»
"As Benjamin Franklin left the State House in
Philadelphia on the closing day of the
Constitutional Convention, a woman asked
him what kind of government the statesmen
had given America. Franklin replied:
'A republic, Madame, if you can keep it.'
(¸.·'´(¸.·'´(¸.·'´ `'·.¸)`'·.¸)`'·.¸)
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| User: "Elroy Willis" |
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| Title: Re: Back to normal now |
05 Nov 2004 01:34:18 PM |
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georgann <chenault@mindspring.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Don't worry. It doesn't always follow. My father had what you might
charitably call a tonsure by the time he was in his early 30s. I on the other
hand have a full head of hair, and I'm 43. Or is it 42. Something like that,
anyway.
"Elroy Willis" wrote:
I have more hair than I want at the present time. At least on the parts of my
body where it keeps growing. I wish I could take a pill to stop it from
growing so I wouldn't have to get haircuts or pull hairs out of my nose and
ears, and those eyebrow hairs, well...
georgann (forgiven since 33 AD) wrote:
You could always try hot wax.
To hide my animal hairyness?
Well, maybe not in the nose or ears. For that you'll need one of those very
tidy shavers. But just about anywhere else you can get rid of hair by
pulling it out with cooled hot wax.
I currently pluck the hairs from my nose. At first it caused my eyes
to water from the pain, but now I can pluck them out like plucking
a weed from the garden, with no pain at all.
"Elroy Willis" wrote:
The chimps and other great apes are at an advantage in that respect,
don't you think?
georgann (forgiven since 33 AD) wrote:
Whatever.
Your god apparently created a race of long-hair-growing apes, which
are different from the other great apes. Why? And why did he give
the male apes nipples, and a lot more hair than the females on
certain parts of their bodies? What was the plan there, exactly?
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Elroy Willis
EAP Chief Editor and Newshound
http://www.eapnews.com
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: Back to normal now |
04 Nov 2004 08:23:33 PM |
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"Clayton...Rapidly Drying Oasis In A Worldwide Desert Of Insanity"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> wrote in
news:418ae1ca$0$18371$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au:
Well as normal as I get anyway! I think it's all out of my system
now. It's my birthday and I noticed how big my bald spot is getting,
so now I have something new to obsess about, so I won't be declaring
anymore jihads on America for a while.
Of course I will continue calling the majority of Australians and
Americans idiots...after all a bird's gotta fly!
HB! I tried to get you a President Kerry...but they were sold out.
--
Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
*sig broken; watch for finger*
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| User: "Clayton...Rapidly Drying Oasis In A Worldwide Desert Of Insanity" |
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05 Nov 2004 12:46:44 AM |
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"Doc Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in message
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"Clayton...Rapidly Drying Oasis In A Worldwide Desert Of Insanity"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> wrote in
news:418ae1ca$0$18371$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au:
Well as normal as I get anyway! I think it's all out of my system
now. It's my birthday and I noticed how big my bald spot is getting,
so now I have something new to obsess about, so I won't be declaring
anymore jihads on America for a while.
Of course I will continue calling the majority of Australians and
Americans idiots...after all a bird's gotta fly!
HB! I tried to get you a President Kerry...but they were sold out.
Thanks.
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| User: "georgann" |
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05 Nov 2004 04:52:42 AM |
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Of course I will continue calling the majority of Australians and
Americans idiots...after all a bird's gotta fly!
"Doc Smartass" wrote:
HB! I tried to get you a President Kerry...but they were sold out.
georgann (forgiven since 33 AD) wrote:
Oh, I'm sure you can find him one in another color. There are dozens of
those still around.
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(`'·.¸(`'·.¸(`'·.¸ ¸.·'´)¸.·'´)¸.·'´)
«´¨`·.¸¸ ¸¸.·´¨ `»
All your prophecy are belong to Christ!
(¸.·'´(¸.·'´(¸.·'´ `'·.¸)`'·.¸)`'·.¸)
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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05 Nov 2004 06:58:06 AM |
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georgann <chenault@mindspring.com> wrote in
news:BDB0C5A8.3203E%chenault@mindspring.com:
Of course I will continue calling the majority of Australians and
Americans idiots...after all a bird's gotta fly!
"Doc Smartass" wrote:
HB! I tried to get you a President Kerry...but they were sold out.
georgann (forgiven since 33 AD) wrote:
Oh, I'm sure you can find him one in another color. There are dozens of
those still around.
This one had a coupon for free ketchup for life. It was...special.
--
Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
*sig broken; watch for finger*
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| User: "georgann" |
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05 Nov 2004 07:30:42 AM |
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Of course I will continue calling the majority of Australians and
Americans idiots...after all a bird's gotta fly!
"Doc Smartass" wrote:
HB! I tried to get you a President Kerry...but they were sold out.
georgann (forgiven since 33 AD) wrote:
Oh, I'm sure you can find him one in another color. There are dozens of
those still around.
"Doc Smartass" wrote:
This one had a coupon for free ketchup for life. It was...special.
georgann (forgiven since 33 AD) wrote:
Well I can see how that would make it worth it.
--
(`'·.¸(`'·.¸(`'·.¸ ¸.·'´)¸.·'´)¸.·'´)
«´¨`·.¸¸ ¸¸.·´¨ `»
"As Benjamin Franklin left the State House in
Philadelphia on the closing day of the
Constitutional Convention, a woman asked
him what kind of government the statesmen
had given America. Franklin replied:
'A republic, Madame, if you can keep it.'
(¸.·'´(¸.·'´(¸.·'´ `'·.¸)`'·.¸)`'·.¸)
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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04 Nov 2004 09:00:07 PM |
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"Clayton...Rapidly Drying Oasis In A Worldwide Desert Of Insanity"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> wrote in message
news:418ae1ca$0$18371$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
Well as normal as I get anyway! I think it's all out of my system now.
It's my birthday and I noticed how big my bald spot is getting, so now I
have something new to obsess about, so I won't be declaring anymore jihads
on America for a while.
Of course I will continue calling the majority of Australians and
Americans
idiots...after all a bird's gotta fly!
Happy freaking birthday <SMACK!> :)
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Clayton...Rapidly Drying Oasis In A Worldwide Desert Of Insanity" |
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05 Nov 2004 12:47:16 AM |
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
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"Clayton...Rapidly Drying Oasis In A Worldwide Desert Of Insanity"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> wrote in message
news:418ae1ca$0$18371$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
Well as normal as I get anyway! I think it's all out of my system now.
It's my birthday and I noticed how big my bald spot is getting, so now I
have something new to obsess about, so I won't be declaring anymore
jihads
on America for a while.
Of course I will continue calling the majority of Australians and
Americans
idiots...after all a bird's gotta fly!
Happy freaking birthday <SMACK!> :)
And here I was thinking I'd have to pay to have a beautiful woman do that.
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| User: "Meteorite Debris" |
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05 Nov 2004 08:25:18 PM |
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On Fri, 5 Nov 2004 12:15:13 +1000 the ET form known as
Clayton...Rapidly Drying Oasis In A Worldwide Desert Of
Insanity<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> sent a radio signal across the
vast expanse of deep space -._.--._.--._.--._.--._.--._.
Well as normal as I get anyway! I think it's all out of my system now.
It's my birthday and I noticed how big my bald spot is getting, so now I
have something new to obsess about, so I won't be declaring anymore jihads
on America for a while.
Of course I will continue calling the majority of Australians and Americans
idiots...after all a bird's gotta fly!
Happy birthday. For my part I've gone and done something I thought I
would never do. I've joined a a party - the Greens. I have never
thought too much of political organisations but Howard has got to go
and as for the FFP threatening to do to Oz politics what One Nation
did in the 90s. Plan B is New Zealand. I thought Canada would be nice
but it's too close to you know where. Plan C is improving my Spanish.
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epicurus1*at*optusnet*dot*com*dot*au
apatriot #1, atheist #1417,
Chief EAC prophet
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~pk1956/
Apatriotism Yahoo Group
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/apatriotism
"Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever
conceived." - Isaac Asimov
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| User: "" |
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05 Nov 2004 11:12:12 AM |
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On Fri, 5 Nov 2004 12:15:13 +1000, "Clayton...Rapidly Drying Oasis In
A Worldwide Desert Of Insanity" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> wrote:
Well as normal as I get anyway! I think it's all out of my system now.
It's my birthday and I noticed how big my bald spot is getting, so now I
have something new to obsess about, so I won't be declaring anymore jihads
on America for a while.
Of course I will continue calling the majority of Australians and Americans
idiots...after all a bird's gotta fly!
Happy Birthday you miserable rat *****!!!! Of course, it's probably
over by now...and it's probably the middle of the night. Oh well.
I see elsewhere that you are about to have your 1/3 century birthday.
I held a party...didn't say what it was for. Then when friends showed
up, I told them. I figured out to the day when I was 33 1/3 (I called
the party 'One for the "Record"')
Later, I had the "I'm old enough to be your President" (35yrs) party.
I wasn't fishing for presents. Actually, I cooked, and supplied
alcohol type stuff. That's how I celebrate. No presents, I just want
my friends around. The whole hungry, drunken lot of them!
--
zamboni
#2139
I am Zamboni, and I approved this message.
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| User: "Clayton...Rapidly Drying Oasis In A Worldwide Desert Of Insanity" |
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05 Nov 2004 05:46:49 PM |
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<zamboni30000@knowshpamatyahoo.com> wrote in message
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On Fri, 5 Nov 2004 12:15:13 +1000, "Clayton...Rapidly Drying Oasis In
A Worldwide Desert Of Insanity" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> wrote:
Well as normal as I get anyway! I think it's all out of my system now.
It's my birthday and I noticed how big my bald spot is getting, so now I
have something new to obsess about, so I won't be declaring anymore
jihads
on America for a while.
Of course I will continue calling the majority of Australians and
Americans
idiots...after all a bird's gotta fly!
Happy Birthday you miserable rat *****!!!! Of course, it's probably
over by now...and it's probably the middle of the night. Oh well.
Thank you.
I see elsewhere that you are about to have your 1/3 century birthday.
I held a party...didn't say what it was for. Then when friends showed
up, I told them. I figured out to the day when I was 33 1/3 (I called
the party 'One for the "Record"')
Later, I had the "I'm old enough to be your President" (35yrs) party.
I wasn't fishing for presents. Actually, I cooked, and supplied
alcohol type stuff. That's how I celebrate. No presents, I just want
my friends around. The whole hungry, drunken lot of them!
--
zamboni
#2139
I am Zamboni, and I approved this message.
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