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"Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass" |
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13 Jan 2005 06:29:12 AM |
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Bad Parable Writing Contest! |
So there were these two baby elephant seals, and one said to the
other: "Well evolution is just a theory". And then they ran into these
12 strawmen, who are not really strawmen per se but actually more like
scarecrows and the head strawman said: "I know this dung beetle who
once knew a stray Autrailian dingo who once saw a really mean
evolutionary biologist once. Darwinism is baaaad".
"But that you means you are going on hearsay!" exclaimed the original
elephant seal. Not the one who spoke up in the first place but the
other one.
But fortunately a crowd of wingnuts, which are literally wingnuts and
not some metaphor describing a group of homo sapiens who exhibit
massive cognitive defects showed up for the dispute, and the head
wingnut said: "I believe you".
And so the two elephant seals were called "real" detectives by the
crowd. The main elephant seal was hired by CSI but he got ran over by
a truck.
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Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec (aka aka Yang's little poltregeist *****)
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -1356 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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| User: "Thomas H. Faller" |
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| Title: Re: Bad Parable Writing Contest! |
13 Jan 2005 12:29:48 PM |
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"Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting *****" wrote:
So there were these two baby elephant seals, and one said to the
other: "Well evolution is just a theory". And then they ran into these
12 strawmen, who are not really strawmen per se but actually more like
scarecrows and the head strawman said: "I know this dung beetle who
once knew a stray Autrailian dingo who once saw a really mean
evolutionary biologist once. Darwinism is baaaad".
"But that you means you are going on hearsay!" exclaimed the original
elephant seal. Not the one who spoke up in the first place but the
other one.
But fortunately a crowd of wingnuts, which are literally wingnuts and
not some metaphor describing a group of homo sapiens who exhibit
massive cognitive defects showed up for the dispute, and the head
wingnut said: "I believe you".
And so the two elephant seals were called "real" detectives by the
crowd. The main elephant seal was hired by CSI but he got ran over by
a truck.
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I think this would be oh so much better if the seal was run over by a bus,
instead.
Tom Faller
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| User: "Steve Knight" |
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| Title: Re: Bad Parable Writing Contest! |
14 Jan 2005 02:16:44 AM |
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"Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting *****" wrote:
So there were these two baby elephant seals, and one said to the
other: "Well evolution is just a theory". And then they ran into these
12 strawmen, who are not really strawmen per se but actually more like
scarecrows and the head strawman said: "I know this dung beetle who
once knew a stray Autrailian dingo who once saw a really mean
evolutionary biologist once. Darwinism is baaaad".
"But that you means you are going on hearsay!" exclaimed the original
elephant seal. Not the one who spoke up in the first place but the
other one.
But fortunately a crowd of wingnuts, which are literally wingnuts and
not some metaphor describing a group of homo sapiens who exhibit
massive cognitive defects showed up for the dispute, and the head
wingnut said: "I believe you".
And so the two elephant seals were called "real" detectives by the
crowd. The main elephant seal was hired by CSI but he got ran over by
a truck.
The Holy Book instructs us to PRAY without ending. Every second of
every day to the glory and edification of our purpose to exist. The
perfect being without the blemish of sin, the HOLY being we PRAY to
give us every breath of life ( if HE wants), the PERFECT holiness for
all existence now and forever. The HOLY PERFECT BEING, we are unworthy
to be even BE in his BRILLANCE OF PERFECT LOVE lest we be consumed by
his PERFECTION. Verily, the cursed, smitten filth of HIS creation
shall be rendered conscious and reborn as HE takes years to destroy
his wicked creations that LOVE HIM NOT!
OH! LORD! I have a bill to pay. HELP ME!
And the LORD provideth a check on the Fifteenth from McDonald's.
The LORD providest!
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
www.sonic.net/~wooly
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| User: "Bobby D. Bryant" |
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| Title: Re: Bad Parable Writing Contest! |
13 Jan 2005 12:59:22 PM |
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Has anyone already done the Parable of the Bad Parables?
--
Bobby Bryant
Austin, Texas
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| User: "Enkidu" |
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| Title: Re: Bad Parable Writing Contest! |
13 Jan 2005 01:46:34 PM |
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(Bobby D. Bryant) wrote in news:cs5ska$pkp$1
@geraldo.cc.utexas.edu:
Has anyone already done the Parable of the Bad Parables?
Not yet.
--
Enkidu AA# 2165
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing?
Then where does evil come from?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?
Epicurus 341-270 B.C.E.
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| User: "dandelion" |
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| Title: Re: Bad Parable Writing Contest! |
13 Jan 2005 01:57:35 PM |
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"Enkidu" <enkidu@leaddogs.org> wrote in message
news:Xns95DD3E6D2375Benkiduleaddogsorg@68.6.19.6...
bdbryant@mail.utexas.edu (Bobby D. Bryant) wrote in news:cs5ska$pkp$1
@geraldo.cc.utexas.edu:
Has anyone already done the Parable of the Bad Parables?
Not yet.
It's not a parable. It's a True Story (tm).
--
Enkidu AA# 2165
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing?
Then where does evil come from?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?
Epicurus 341-270 B.C.E.
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| User: "noctiluca" |
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| Title: Re: Bad Parable Writing Contest! |
13 Jan 2005 03:59:25 PM |
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Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting ***** wrote:
So there were these two baby elephant seals, and one said to the
other: "Well evolution is just a theory". And then they ran into
these
12 strawmen, who are not really strawmen per se but actually more
like
scarecrows and the head strawman said: "I know this dung beetle who
once knew a stray Autrailian dingo who once saw a really mean
evolutionary biologist once. Darwinism is baaaad".
"But that you means you are going on hearsay!" exclaimed the original
elephant seal. Not the one who spoke up in the first place but the
other one.
But fortunately a crowd of wingnuts, which are literally wingnuts and
not some metaphor describing a group of homo sapiens who exhibit
massive cognitive defects showed up for the dispute, and the head
wingnut said: "I believe you".
And so the two elephant seals were called "real" detectives by the
crowd. The main elephant seal was hired by CSI but he got ran over by
a truck.
Loooove it, baby! Dibs on the movie rights.
I'm doing lunch with Eisner later. Stay by the phone, We'll talk.
robby (the starmaker)
Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec (aka
aka Yang's little poltregeist *****)
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and
counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -1356 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and
mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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| User: "John Harshman" |
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| Title: Re: Bad Parable Writing Contest! |
13 Jan 2005 02:20:38 PM |
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Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting ***** wrote:
So there were these two baby elephant seals, and one said to the
other: "Well evolution is just a theory". And then they ran into these
12 strawmen, who are not really strawmen per se but actually more like
scarecrows and the head strawman said: "I know this dung beetle who
once knew a stray Autrailian dingo who once saw a really mean
evolutionary biologist once. Darwinism is baaaad".
"But that you means you are going on hearsay!" exclaimed the original
elephant seal. Not the one who spoke up in the first place but the
other one.
But fortunately a crowd of wingnuts, which are literally wingnuts and
not some metaphor describing a group of homo sapiens who exhibit
massive cognitive defects showed up for the dispute, and the head
wingnut said: "I believe you".
And so the two elephant seals were called "real" detectives by the
crowd. The main elephant seal was hired by CSI but he got ran over by
a truck.
I hate to tell you, but you lose already. If you can't do worse than the
parables that inspired the contest, you might as well not even compete.
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| User: "Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass" |
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| Title: Re: Bad Parable Writing Contest! |
14 Jan 2005 06:59:18 AM |
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On Thu, 13 Jan 2005 14:20:38 +0000 (UTC), John Harshman
<jharshman.diespamdie@pacbell.net> wrote:
Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting ***** wrote:
So there were these two baby elephant seals, and one said to the
other: "Well evolution is just a theory". And then they ran into these
12 strawmen, who are not really strawmen per se but actually more like
scarecrows and the head strawman said: "I know this dung beetle who
once knew a stray Autrailian dingo who once saw a really mean
evolutionary biologist once. Darwinism is baaaad".
"But that you means you are going on hearsay!" exclaimed the original
elephant seal. Not the one who spoke up in the first place but the
other one.
But fortunately a crowd of wingnuts, which are literally wingnuts and
not some metaphor describing a group of homo sapiens who exhibit
massive cognitive defects showed up for the dispute, and the head
wingnut said: "I believe you".
And so the two elephant seals were called "real" detectives by the
crowd. The main elephant seal was hired by CSI but he got ran over by
a truck.
I hate to tell you, but you lose already. If you can't do worse than the
parables that inspired the contest, you might as well not even compete.
Writing bad parable is actually a very difficult thing to do, as I
learned the hard way.
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Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec (aka aka Yang's little poltregeist *****)
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -1356 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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