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"Uncle Vic" |
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21 Dec 2005 01:24:48 AM |
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Barbara Walters on Heaven |
Very well done, I thought. What was your favorite part?
I liked the Bhuddist viewpoint, that heaven and hell were here and now.
Too bad they believe in reincarnation, that kind of kills it. I was glad
to see the short segment on atheism, and the burden of proof issue, the
theist version of which surfaced in the NDE segment - you can't prove I
didn't have this experience, therefore I did.
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Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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Only the atheist realizes how morally objectionable it is for survivors of
a catastrophe to believe themselves spared by a loving God while this same
God drowned infants in their cribs. - Sam Harris
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| User: "GoDrex" |
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| Title: Re: Barbara Walters on Heaven |
21 Dec 2005 08:45:37 AM |
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"Uncle Vic" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9732EE1BCF64Cvicman@216.196.97.136...
Very well done, I thought. What was your favorite part?
I liked the Bhuddist viewpoint, that heaven and hell were here and now.
Too bad they believe in reincarnation, that kind of kills it. I was glad
to see the short segment on atheism, and the burden of proof issue, the
theist version of which surfaced in the NDE segment - you can't prove I
didn't have this experience, therefore I did.
Those evangelicals were/are fucking CREEPY - talk about pod people. If
that's not a cult nothing is.
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| User: "Brian E. Clark" |
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21 Dec 2005 11:34:12 AM |
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In article <-wGdnflhRu0P9zTeUSdV9g@ptd.net>, GoDrex said...
Those evangelicals were/are fucking CREEPY - talk about pod people. If
that's not a cult nothing is.
You bet your Christmas bells they're a cult!
And they can be merciless to anyone who strays from the dogma.
For instance, Carlton Pearson was the golden child from Oral
Roberts University, until he did a wicked thing: he started to
research the history of the Bible and the methods that were used
to determine what became "holy scripture" and what did not, and
he refused to ignore the implications of what he learned. The
result was his rejection of the reality of Hell.
Pearson became doubly cursed by his former supporters, first for
the general sin of rejecting "God's holy truth" (I.e., for
straying outside the sectarian straightjacket of evangelical
belief) and moreso for the threat his ideas posed to one of the
foundations on which evangelical Christianity is built: the
threat of eternal damnation. Howevermuch concepts such as love
and morality are tossed about, evangelical leaders know that the
majority of people come to church (and heed the directives of
the self-appointed lieutenants of Jesus) because they want to
save their souls from the flames. Without that threat,
evangelicalism would disintegrate within a generation. Hellfire
Christianity is 90% stick, 10% carrot.
Come to think of it, Pearson is triply cursed: his doctrine of
"Inclusion" holds that all people will eventually be redeemed;
this brushes dangerously close to the beliefs of certain Roman
Catholic theologians who contend that eternal punishment is
contrary to the concept of a loving God. And evangelicals have
as much affection for the RCC as a vampires have for garlic. :)
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| User: "erikc" |
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21 Dec 2005 02:44:07 PM |
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On Wed, 21 Dec 2005 09:45:37 -0500, "GoDrex" <godrex35@hotmail.com> wrote:
"Uncle Vic" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9732EE1BCF64Cvicman@216.196.97.136...
Very well done, I thought. What was your favorite part?
I liked the Bhuddist viewpoint, that heaven and hell were here and now.
Too bad they believe in reincarnation, that kind of kills it. I was glad
to see the short segment on atheism, and the burden of proof issue, the
theist version of which surfaced in the NDE segment - you can't prove I
didn't have this experience, therefore I did.
Those evangelicals were/are fucking CREEPY - talk about pod people. If
that's not a cult nothing is.
Precisely why they are so dangerous.
Erikc (alt.atheist #002) | "An Fhirinne in aghaidh an tSaoil."
BAAWA Knight (retired) | "The Truth against the World."
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| User: "wbarwell" |
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21 Dec 2005 10:37:39 AM |
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Uncle Vic wrote:
Very well done, I thought. What was your favorite part?
I liked the Bhuddist viewpoint, that heaven and hell were here and
now.
Too bad they believe in reincarnation, that kind of kills it. I was
glad to see the short segment on atheism, and the burden of proof
issue, the theist version of which surfaced in the NDE segment - you
can't prove I didn't have this experience, therefore I did.
The NDE experiences and others do happen.
That is why we have religion, these brain farts do
happen and reinforce the notion of religion. I myself
have experienced deja vu, so we have such experiences,
the thing is, what do such things mean? Not religion
is the answer, but why we have religion.
Basically this is one of the big failings of atheism,
the lack of understanding of the many different sorts
of such effects that do indeed feed religion, the
personal, deeply felt, not easily ignored experiences
of people.
I have been sort of looking at the literature off
and on for years now, its surprising how little really
good material there is.
In the last few years, researchers have begun to understand
that god seems to be a built-in illusion in many human brains,
there is a growing literature here.
But much older literature seems all but forgotten.
--
"There is a word in Newspeak," said Syme. "I don't
know whether you know it: duckspeak, to quack like
a duck. It is one of those interesting words that
have two contradictory meanings. Applied to an
opponent, it is abuse; applied to someone you agree
with, it is praise."
-George Orwell "Nineteen Eighty-Four"
Cheerful Charlie
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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21 Dec 2005 01:40:26 PM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet wbarwell
(wbarwell@mylinuxisp.com) made the light shine upon us with this:
Uncle Vic wrote:
Very well done, I thought. What was your favorite part?
I liked the Bhuddist viewpoint, that heaven and hell were here and
now.
Too bad they believe in reincarnation, that kind of kills it. I was
glad to see the short segment on atheism, and the burden of proof
issue, the theist version of which surfaced in the NDE segment - you
can't prove I didn't have this experience, therefore I did.
The NDE experiences and others do happen.
That is why we have religion, these brain farts do
happen and reinforce the notion of religion. I myself
have experienced deja vu, so we have such experiences,
the thing is, what do such things mean? Not religion
is the answer, but why we have religion.
Basically this is one of the big failings of atheism,
the lack of understanding of the many different sorts
of such effects that do indeed feed religion, the
personal, deeply felt, not easily ignored experiences
of people.
I have been sort of looking at the literature off
and on for years now, its surprising how little really
good material there is.
In the last few years, researchers have begun to understand
that god seems to be a built-in illusion in many human brains,
there is a growing literature here.
But much older literature seems all but forgotten.
The one thing that points to the fact that NDE is an experience that is
confined to a dying brain is the fact that people who see religious
things in their dream always see things that pertain to their own
religion. For example, a Christian will *never* see the 72 virgins
waiting for him in paradise, and a Muslim will not walk with Jesus. A
lot of them see a member of their family, who is dead. And though there
is no way to prove it, they all see what they expect heaven to be.
Which leads to another dilemma. Why don't any of the NDE trippers see
themselves being lowered into hell?
--
Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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Only the atheist realizes how morally objectionable it is for survivors
of a catastrophe to believe themselves spared by a loving God while this
same God drowned infants in their cribs. - Sam Harris
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Barbara Walters on Heaven |
22 Dec 2005 10:19:34 AM |
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In talk.atheism Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com> wrote:
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet wbarwell
(wbarwell@mylinuxisp.com) made the light shine upon us with this:
Uncle Vic wrote:
Very well done, I thought. What was your favorite part?
I liked the Bhuddist viewpoint, that heaven and hell were here and
now.
Too bad they believe in reincarnation, that kind of kills it. I was
glad to see the short segment on atheism, and the burden of proof
issue, the theist version of which surfaced in the NDE segment - you
can't prove I didn't have this experience, therefore I did.
The NDE experiences and others do happen.
That is why we have religion, these brain farts do
happen and reinforce the notion of religion. I myself
have experienced deja vu, so we have such experiences,
the thing is, what do such things mean? Not religion
is the answer, but why we have religion.
Basically this is one of the big failings of atheism,
the lack of understanding of the many different sorts
of such effects that do indeed feed religion, the
personal, deeply felt, not easily ignored experiences
of people.
I have been sort of looking at the literature off
and on for years now, its surprising how little really
good material there is.
In the last few years, researchers have begun to understand
that god seems to be a built-in illusion in many human brains,
there is a growing literature here.
But much older literature seems all but forgotten.
The one thing that points to the fact that NDE is an experience that is
confined to a dying brain is the fact that people who see religious
things in their dream always see things that pertain to their own
religion. For example, a Christian will *never* see the 72 virgins
waiting for him in paradise, and a Muslim will not walk with Jesus. A
lot of them see a member of their family, who is dead. And though there
is no way to prove it, they all see what they expect heaven to be.
Well, of COURSE that's what I'd see since only my religion is true (or,
alternatively, because all religions are really true but people just have
differing views of them/god.)
</fundy-speak>
Which leads to another dilemma. Why don't any of the NDE trippers see
themselves being lowered into hell?
Becuase I've been SAVED (Praise the LAWD!) and thus wouldn't see that. And
if you aren't saved, then this is gawd's wake-up call to you where he's
showing you what awaits you if you'll only BELIEVE IN HIM!
</fundy-speak>
--
Mike
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"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop
thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do
we," George W. "Shrub" Bush Aug 5, 2004
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| Title: Re: Barbara Walters on Heaven |
21 Dec 2005 04:39:39 PM |
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wbarwell wrote:
But much older literature seems all but forgotten.
georgann (forgiven since 33 AD) wrote:
If age was the determining factor to belief then we should all believe in
the supernatural powers of male bovines.
--
(`'·.¸(`'·.¸(`'·.¸ ¸.·'´)¸.·'´)¸.·'´)
«´¨`·.¸¸ ¸¸.·´¨ `»
(confounding the nonsense of Gnosticism with one verse)
John 14:9 ... "He who has seen Me has seen the Father..."
- Jesus Christ
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| User: "bob young" |
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21 Dec 2005 11:58:08 PM |
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georgann wrote:
wbarwell wrote:
But much older literature seems all but forgotten.
georgann (forgiven since 33 AD) wrote:
If age was the determining factor to belief then we should all believe in
the supernatural powers of male bovines.
I thought that was quite mooo-ving
--
(`'·.¸(`'·.¸(`'·.¸ ¸.·'´)¸.·'´)¸.·'´)
«´¨`·.¸¸ ¸¸.·´¨ `»
(confounding the nonsense of Gnosticism with one verse)
John 14:9 ... "He who has seen Me has seen the Father..."
- Jesus Christ
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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22 Dec 2005 08:56:54 AM |
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"bob young" <alaspectrum@netvigator.com> wrote in message
news:43AA4006.6DACA909@netvigator.com...
georgann wrote:
wbarwell wrote:
But much older literature seems all but forgotten.
georgann (forgiven since 33 AD) wrote:
If age was the determining factor to belief then we should all believe in
the supernatural powers of male bovines.
I thought that was quite mooo-ving
I don't know if she herd you ;)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Panama Floyd" |
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05 Jan 2006 04:28:49 AM |
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Robibnikoff wrote:
"bob young" <alaspectrum@netvigator.com> wrote in message
news:43AA4006.6DACA909@netvigator.com...
georgann wrote:
wbarwell wrote:
But much older literature seems all but forgotten.
georgann (forgiven since 33 AD) wrote:
If age was the determining factor to belief then we should all believe in
the supernatural powers of male bovines.
I thought that was quite mooo-ving
I don't know if she herd you ;)
Georganne's still here? That cattle drive you nuts.
<sorry, best I could do at the moment..>
-Panama Floyd, Atl.
aa#2015, Member Knights of BAAWA!
"..the prayer cloth of one aeon is the doormat of the next."
-Mark Twain
Religious societies are *less* moral than secular ones:
http://moses.creighton.edu/JRS/2005/2005-11.html
Numbers of people discarding religion on the rise in the US:
http://www.barna.org/FlexPage.aspx?Page=BarnaUpdate&BarnaUpdateID=163
http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news/3344680/detail.html
http://www.religioustolerance.org/amer_intol.htm
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "bob young" |
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05 Jan 2006 11:18:15 PM |
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Panama Floyd wrote:
Robibnikoff wrote:
"bob young" <alaspectrum@netvigator.com> wrote in message
news:43AA4006.6DACA909@netvigator.com...
georgann wrote:
wbarwell wrote:
But much older literature seems all but forgotten.
georgann (forgiven since 33 AD) wrote:
If age was the determining factor to belief then we should all believe in
the supernatural powers of male bovines.
I thought that was quite mooo-ving
I don't know if she herd you ;)
Georganne's still here? That cattle drive you nuts.
<sorry, best I could do at the moment..>
she will, as long as she's not messin with some udder thing
-Panama Floyd, Atl.
aa#2015, Member Knights of BAAWA!
"..the prayer cloth of one aeon is the doormat of the next."
-Mark Twain
Religious societies are *less* moral than secular ones:
http://moses.creighton.edu/JRS/2005/2005-11.html
Numbers of people discarding religion on the rise in the US:
http://www.barna.org/FlexPage.aspx?Page=BarnaUpdate&BarnaUpdateID=163
http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news/3344680/detail.html
http://www.religioustolerance.org/amer_intol.htm
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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<br>> "bob young" <alaspectrum@netvigator.com> wrote in message
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<br>> > I thought that was quite mooo-ving
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<br>> I don't know if she herd you ;)
<p>Georganne's still here? That cattle drive you nuts.
<br><sorry, best I could do at the moment..></blockquote>
she will, as long as she's not messin with some udder thing
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<p>-Panama Floyd, Atl.
<br>aa#2015, Member Knights of BAAWA!
<br>"..the prayer cloth of one aeon is the doormat of the next."
<br>-Mark Twain
<p>Religious societies are *less* moral than secular ones:
<br><a href="http://moses.creighton.edu/JRS/2005/2005-11.html">http://moses.creighton.edu/JRS/2005/2005-11.html</a>
<p>Numbers of people discarding religion on the rise in the US:
<br><a href="http://www.barna.org/FlexPage.aspx?Page=BarnaUpdate&BarnaUpdateID=163">http://www.barna.org/FlexPage.aspx?Page=BarnaUpdate&BarnaUpdateID=163</a>
<br><a href="http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news/3344680/detail.html">http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news/3344680/detail.html</a>
<br><a href="http://www.religioustolerance.org/amer_intol.htm">http://www.religioustolerance.org/amer_intol.htm</a>
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<br>> Robyn
<br>> Resident Witchypoo
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31 Dec 2005 04:53:43 PM |
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bob young wrote:
georgann wrote:
wbarwell wrote:
But much older literature seems all but forgotten.
georgann (forgiven since 33 AD) wrote:
If age was the determining factor to belief then we should all believe =
in
the supernatural powers of male bovines.
I thought that was quite mooo-ving
I'll need to ruminate on that for a bit.
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=AB=B4=A8`=B7.=B8=B8 =B8=B8.=B7=
=B4=A8 `=BB
(confounding the nonsense of Gnosticism with one verse)
John 14:9 ... "He who has seen Me has seen the Father..."
- Jesus Christ
(=B8.=B7'=B4(=B8.=B7'=B4(=B8.=B7'=B4 `'=B7.=B8)`'=B7.=B8)`'=
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| User: "olrik666" |
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22 Dec 2005 01:07:52 AM |
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bob young wrote:
georgann wrote:
wbarwell wrote:
But much older literature seems all but forgotten.
georgann (forgiven since 33 AD) wrote:
If age was the determining factor to belief then we should all believe =
in
the supernatural powers of male bovines.
I thought that was quite mooo-ving
If I were you, I'd beef up your argument.
Olrik
;-)
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(`'=B7.=B8(`'=B7.=B8(`'=B7.=B8 =B8.=B7'=B4)=B8.=B7'=B4)=B8.=
=B7'=B4)
=AB=B4=A8`=B7.=B8=B8 =B8=B8.=B7=
=B4=A8 `=BB
(confounding the nonsense of Gnosticism with one verse)
John 14:9 ... "He who has seen Me has seen the Father..."
- Jesus Christ
(=B8.=B7'=B4(=B8.=B7'=B4(=B8.=B7'=B4 `'=B7.=B8)`'=B7.=B8)`'=
=B7.=B8)
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| User: "bob young" |
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04 Jan 2006 05:54:08 AM |
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olrik666 wrote:
bob young wrote:
georgann wrote:
wbarwell wrote:
But much older literature seems all but forgotten.
georgann (forgiven since 33 AD) wrote:
If age was the determining factor to belief then we should all believe in
the supernatural powers of male bovines.
I thought that was quite mooo-ving
If I were you, I'd beef up your argument.
when it comes to that I'm something of a coward
Olrik
;-)
--
(`'·.¸(`'·.¸(`'·.¸ ¸.·'´)¸.·'´)¸.·'´)
«´¨`·.¸¸ ¸¸.·´¨ `»
(confounding the nonsense of Gnosticism with one verse)
John 14:9 ... "He who has seen Me has seen the Father..."
- Jesus Christ
(¸.·'´(¸.·'´(¸.·'´ `'·.¸)`'·.¸)`'·.¸)
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| User: "olrik666" |
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04 Jan 2006 10:57:18 AM |
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bob young wrote:
olrik666 wrote:
bob young wrote:
georgann wrote:
wbarwell wrote:
But much older literature seems all but forgotten.
georgann (forgiven since 33 AD) wrote:
If age was the determining factor to belief then we should all beli=
eve in
the supernatural powers of male bovines.
I thought that was quite mooo-ving
If I were you, I'd beef up your argument.
when it comes to that I'm something of a coward
We're going to milk that to death, aren't we?
;-)
Olrik
;-)
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=B8.=B7'=B4)
=AB=B4=A8`=B7.=B8=B8 =B8=B8.=
=B7=B4=A8 `=BB
(confounding the nonsense of Gnosticism with one verse)
John 14:9 ... "He who has seen Me has seen the Father..."
- Jesus Christ
(=B8.=B7'=B4(=B8.=B7'=B4(=B8.=B7'=B4 `'=B7.=B8)`'=B7.=B8)=
`'=B7.=B8)
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| User: "bob young" |
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| Title: Re: Barbara Walters on Heaven |
05 Jan 2006 04:06:07 AM |
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olrik666 wrote:
bob young wrote:
olrik666 wrote:
bob young wrote:
georgann wrote:
wbarwell wrote:
But much older literature seems all but forgotten.
georgann (forgiven since 33 AD) wrote:
If age was the determining factor to belief then we should all believe in
the supernatural powers of male bovines.
I thought that was quite mooo-ving
If I were you, I'd beef up your argument.
when it comes to that I'm something of a coward
We're going to milk that to death, aren't we?
Well actually it's rather a moo't point.
;-)
Olrik
;-)
--
(`'·.¸(`'·.¸(`'·.¸ ¸.·'´)¸.·'´)¸.·'´)
«´¨`·.¸¸ ¸¸.·´¨ `»
(confounding the nonsense of Gnosticism with one verse)
John 14:9 ... "He who has seen Me has seen the Father..."
- Jesus Christ
(¸.·'´(¸.·'´(¸.·'´ `'·.¸)`'·.¸)`'·.¸)
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| User: "olrik666" |
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05 Jan 2006 09:51:19 AM |
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bob young wrote:
olrik666 wrote:
bob young wrote:
olrik666 wrote:
bob young wrote:
georgann wrote:
wbarwell wrote:
But much older literature seems all but forgotten.
georgann (forgiven since 33 AD) wrote:
If age was the determining factor to belief then we should all believe in
the supernatural powers of male bovines.
I thought that was quite mooo-ving
If I were you, I'd beef up your argument.
when it comes to that I'm something of a coward
We're going to milk that to death, aren't we?
Well actually it's rather a moo't point.
Heifer one couldn't agree more.
Olrik
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| User: "bob young" |
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05 Jan 2006 11:16:04 PM |
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olrik666 wrote:
bob young wrote:
olrik666 wrote:
bob young wrote:
olrik666 wrote:
bob young wrote:
georgann wrote:
wbarwell wrote:
But much older literature seems all but forgotten.
georgann (forgiven since 33 AD) wrote:
If age was the determining factor to belief then we should all believe in
the supernatural powers of male bovines.
I thought that was quite mooo-ving
If I were you, I'd beef up your argument.
when it comes to that I'm something of a coward
We're going to milk that to death, aren't we?
Well actually it's rather a moo't point.
Heifer one couldn't agree more.
Olrik
you sure that's not a load of old Bull ?
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| User: "olrik666" |
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05 Jan 2006 11:32:29 PM |
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bob young wrote:
olrik666 wrote:
bob young wrote:
olrik666 wrote:
bob young wrote:
olrik666 wrote:
bob young wrote:
georgann wrote:
wbarwell wrote:
But much older literature seems all but forgotten.
georgann (forgiven since 33 AD) wrote:
If age was the determining factor to belief then we should all believe in
the supernatural powers of male bovines.
I thought that was quite mooo-ving
If I were you, I'd beef up your argument.
when it comes to that I'm something of a coward
We're going to milk that to death, aren't we?
Well actually it's rather a moo't point.
Heifer one couldn't agree more.
Olrik
you sure that's not a load of old Bull ?
Hey, what's your beef? It was just a vealed attempt at humour.
:)
Olrik
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| User: "bob young" |
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| Title: Re: Barbara Walters on Heaven |
06 Jan 2006 05:01:07 AM |
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olrik666 wrote:
bob young wrote:
olrik666 wrote:
bob young wrote:
olrik666 wrote:
bob young wrote:
olrik666 wrote:
bob young wrote:
georgann wrote:
wbarwell wrote:
But much older literature seems all but forgotten.
georgann (forgiven since 33 AD) wrote:
If age was the determining factor to belief then we should all believe in
the supernatural powers of male bovines.
I thought that was quite mooo-ving
If I were you, I'd beef up your argument.
when it comes to that I'm something of a coward
We're going to milk that to death, aren't we?
Well actually it's rather a moo't point.
Heifer one couldn't agree more.
Olrik
you sure that's not a load of old Bull ?
Hey, what's your beef? It was just a vealed attempt at humour.
My misteak [ouch!]
:)
Olrik
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| User: "olrik666" |
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| Title: Re: Barbara Walters on Heaven |
06 Jan 2006 10:41:53 AM |
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bob young wrote:
olrik666 wrote:
bob young wrote:
olrik666 wrote:
bob young wrote:
olrik666 wrote:
bob young wrote:
olrik666 wrote:
bob young wrote:
georgann wrote:
wbarwell wrote:
But much older literature seems all but forgotten.
georgann (forgiven since 33 AD) wrote:
If age was the determining factor to belief then we should all believe in
the supernatural powers of male bovines.
I thought that was quite mooo-ving
If I were you, I'd beef up your argument.
when it comes to that I'm something of a coward
We're going to milk that to death, aren't we?
Well actually it's rather a moo't point.
Heifer one couldn't agree more.
Olrik
you sure that's not a load of old Bull ?
Hey, what's your beef? It was just a vealed attempt at humour.
My misteak [ouch!]
That's it, you're grounded!
Olrik
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| User: "olrik666" |
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| Title: Re: Barbara Walters on Heaven |
06 Jan 2006 02:41:17 PM |
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bob young wrote:
olrik666 wrote:
bob young wrote:
olrik666 wrote:
bob young wrote:
olrik666 wrote:
bob young wrote:
olrik666 wrote:
bob young wrote:
georgann wrote:
wbarwell wrote:
But much older literature seems all but forgotten.
georgann (forgiven since 33 AD) wrote:
If age was the determining factor to belief then we should all believe in
the supernatural powers of male bovines.
I thought that was quite mooo-ving
If I were you, I'd beef up your argument.
when it comes to that I'm something of a coward
We're going to milk that to death, aren't we?
Well actually it's rather a moo't point.
Heifer one couldn't agree more.
Olrik
you sure that's not a load of old Bull ?
Hey, what's your beef? It was just a vealed attempt at humour.
My misteak [ouch!]
That's it, you're grounded!
Olrik
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| User: "bob young" |
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| Title: Re: Barbara Walters on Heaven |
07 Jan 2006 06:26:06 AM |
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olrik666 wrote:
bob young wrote:
olrik666 wrote:
bob young wrote:
olrik666 wrote:
bob young wrote:
olrik666 wrote:
bob young wrote:
olrik666 wrote:
bob young wrote:
georgann wrote:
wbarwell wrote:
But much older literature seems all but forgotten.
georgann (forgiven since 33 AD) wrote:
If age was the determining factor to belief then we should all believe in
the supernatural powers of male bovines.
I thought that was quite mooo-ving
If I were you, I'd beef up your argument.
when it comes to that I'm something of a coward
We're going to milk that to death, aren't we?
Well actually it's rather a moo't point.
Heifer one couldn't agree more.
Olrik
you sure that's not a load of old Bull ?
Hey, what's your beef? It was just a vealed attempt at humour.
My misteak [ouch!]
That's it, you're grounded!
Hey....you don't need to be so offal
Olrik
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| User: "Harry F. Leopold" |
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| Title: Re: Barbara Walters on Heaven |
08 Jan 2006 01:30:27 AM |
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On Sat, 7 Jan 2006 06:26:06 -0600, bob young wrote
(in article <43BFB2EE.2D83BF7@netvigator.com>):
olrik666 wrote:
bob young wrote:
olrik666 wrote:
bob young wrote:
olrik666 wrote:
bob young wrote:
olrik666 wrote:
bob young wrote:
olrik666 wrote:
bob young wrote:
georgann wrote:
wbarwell wrote:
But much older literature seems all but forgotten.
georgann (forgiven since 33 AD) wrote:
If age was the determining factor to belief then we should all
believe in
the supernatural powers of male bovines.
I thought that was quite mooo-ving
If I were you, I'd beef up your argument.
when it comes to that I'm something of a coward
We're going to milk that to death, aren't we?
Well actually it's rather a moo't point.
Heifer one couldn't agree more.
Olrik
you sure that's not a load of old Bull ?
Hey, what's your beef? It was just a vealed attempt at humour.
My misteak [ouch!]
That's it, you're grounded!
Hey....you don't need to be so offal
Oh, Lard!
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
³I was raised Southern Baptist, brat; I cut my eyeteeth in the revival tent
circuit. I ate breakfast with all the saints, and know 'em by their first
names. I sweetened my cereal with brimstone and kept warm by hellfire on
cold winter mornings.³ - Kermit
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| User: "bob young" |
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| Title: Re: Barbara Walters on Heaven |
08 Jan 2006 02:49:08 AM |
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"Harry F. Leopold" wrote:
On Sat, 7 Jan 2006 06:26:06 -0600, bob young wrote
(in article <43BFB2EE.2D83BF7@netvigator.com>):
olrik666 wrote:
bob young wrote:
olrik666 wrote:
bob young wrote:
olrik666 wrote:
bob young wrote:
olrik666 wrote:
bob young wrote:
olrik666 wrote:
bob young wrote:
georgann wrote:
wbarwell wrote:
But much older literature seems all but forgotten.
georgann (forgiven since 33 AD) wrote:
If age was the determining factor to belief then we should all
believe in
the supernatural powers of male bovines.
I thought that was quite mooo-ving
If I were you, I'd beef up your argument.
when it comes to that I'm something of a coward
We're going to milk that to death, aren't we?
Well actually it's rather a moo't point.
Heifer one couldn't agree more.
Olrik
you sure that's not a load of old Bull ?
Hey, what's your beef? It was just a vealed attempt at humour.
My misteak [ouch!]
That's it, you're grounded!
Hey....you don't need to be so offal
Oh, Lard!
Dammit, I thought I had you there.
Cowed I am, proper cowed
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
³I was raised Southern Baptist, brat; I cut my eyeteeth in the revival tent
circuit. I ate breakfast with all the saints, and know 'em by their first
names. I sweetened my cereal with brimstone and kept warm by hellfire on
cold winter mornings.³ - Kermit
.
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| User: "Harry F. Leopold" |
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| Title: Re: Barbara Walters on Heaven |
08 Jan 2006 08:17:19 PM |
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On Sun, 8 Jan 2006 02:49:08 -0600, bob young wrote
(in article <43C0D196.CB6E8F6E@netvigator.com>):
"Harry F. Leopold" wrote:
On Sat, 7 Jan 2006 06:26:06 -0600, bob young wrote
(in article <43BFB2EE.2D83BF7@netvigator.com>):
olrik666 wrote:
bob young wrote:
olrik666 wrote:
bob young wrote:
olrik666 wrote:
bob young wrote:
olrik666 wrote:
bob young wrote:
olrik666 wrote:
bob young wrote:
georgann wrote:
wbarwell wrote:
But much older literature seems all but forgotten.
georgann (forgiven since 33 AD) wrote:
If age was the determining factor to belief then we should all
believe in
the supernatural powers of male bovines.
I thought that was quite mooo-ving
If I were you, I'd beef up your argument.
when it comes to that I'm something of a coward
We're going to milk that to death, aren't we?
Well actually it's rather a moo't point.
Heifer one couldn't agree more.
Olrik
you sure that's not a load of old Bull ?
Hey, what's your beef? It was just a vealed attempt at humour.
My misteak [ouch!]
That's it, you're grounded!
Hey....you don't need to be so offal
Oh, Lard!
Dammit, I thought I had you there.
Cowed I am, proper cowed
I really hate to do this, but you leave me no choice, Bull!
As I said, I hate to do it, but you left me a perfect straight line. ;-)
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
The Internet is full, we can not accept any more posts until further
notice. Thank you. - Kalinka Djnepropetrovska
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| User: "bob young" |
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| Title: Re: Barbara Walters on Heaven |
09 Jan 2006 07:02:04 AM |
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"Harry F. Leopold" wrote:
On Sun, 8 Jan 2006 02:49:08 -0600, bob young wrote
(in article <43C0D196.CB6E8F6E@netvigator.com>):
"Harry F. Leopold" wrote:
On Sat, 7 Jan 2006 06:26:06 -0600, bob young wrote
(in article <43BFB2EE.2D83BF7@netvigator.com>):
olrik666 wrote:
bob young wrote:
olrik666 wrote:
bob young wrote:
olrik666 wrote:
bob young wrote:
olrik666 wrote:
bob young wrote:
olrik666 wrote:
bob young wrote:
georgann wrote:
wbarwell wrote:
But much older literature seems all but forgotten.
georgann (forgiven since 33 AD) wrote:
If age was the determining factor to belief then we should all
believe in
the supernatural powers of male bovines.
I thought that was quite mooo-ving
If I were you, I'd beef up your argument.
when it comes to that I'm something of a coward
We're going to milk that to death, aren't we?
Well actually it's rather a moo't point.
Heifer one couldn't agree more.
Olrik
you sure that's not a load of old Bull ?
Hey, what's your beef? It was just a vealed attempt at humour.
My misteak [ouch!]
That's it, you're grounded!
Hey....you don't need to be so offal
Oh, Lard!
Dammit, I thought I had you there.
Cowed I am, proper cowed
I really hate to do this, but you leave me no choice, Bull!
As I said, I hate to do it, but you left me a perfect straight line. ;-)
Bull has already been used!
You cud do better than that, I'm sure
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
The Internet is full, we can not accept any more posts until further
notice. Thank you. - Kalinka Djnepropetrovska
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| User: "Harry F. Leopold" |
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| Title: Re: Barbara Walters on Heaven |
09 Jan 2006 09:27:04 PM |
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On Mon, 9 Jan 2006 07:02:04 -0600, bob young wrote
(in article <43C25E6E.292011A4@netvigator.com>):
"Harry F. Leopold" wrote:
On Sun, 8 Jan 2006 02:49:08 -0600, bob young wrote
(in article <43C0D196.CB6E8F6E@netvigator.com>):
"Harry F. Leopold" wrote:
On Sat, 7 Jan 2006 06:26:06 -0600, bob young wrote
(in article <43BFB2EE.2D83BF7@netvigator.com>):
olrik666 wrote:
bob young wrote:
olrik666 wrote:
bob young wrote:
olrik666 wrote:
bob young wrote:
olrik666 wrote:
bob young wrote:
olrik666 wrote:
bob young wrote:
georgann wrote:
wbarwell wrote:
But much older literature seems all but forgotten.
georgann (forgiven since 33 AD) wrote:
If age was the determining factor to belief then we should all
believe in
the supernatural powers of male bovines.
I thought that was quite mooo-ving
If I were you, I'd beef up your argument.
when it comes to that I'm something of a coward
We're going to milk that to death, aren't we?
Well actually it's rather a moo't point.
Heifer one couldn't agree more.
Olrik
you sure that's not a load of old Bull ?
Hey, what's your beef? It was just a vealed attempt at humour.
My misteak [ouch!]
That's it, you're grounded!
Hey....you don't need to be so offal
Oh, Lard!
Dammit, I thought I had you there.
Cowed I am, proper cowed
I really hate to do this, but you leave me no choice, Bull!
As I said, I hate to do it, but you left me a perfect straight line. ;-)
Bull has already been used!
You cud do better than that, I'm sure
I am sure I could, but I am udderly unable to do so at the moment, I am under
a no-pun court order at this time. Something about causing a riot or
something a few weeks ago.
Twern't no riot, but I should have known better than to tell a real stinker
of a pun in the mall, especially during the holidays. I still can't believe
that 14 businesses got trashed in the stampede. But that is power-shopping,
it did clear out enough people I was able to get that last minute shopping
in, the rest just could not handle the punishment.
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
³Hey, you are the evolving one, not me.³-IKnowHim@leavingsoon.com
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| User: "bob young" |
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| Title: Re: Barbara Walters on Heaven |
09 Jan 2006 11:19:06 PM |
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"Harry F. Leopold" wrote:
On Mon, 9 Jan 2006 07:02:04 -0600, bob young wrote
(in article <43C25E6E.292011A4@netvigator.com>):
"Harry F. Leopold" wrote:
On Sun, 8 Jan 2006 02:49:08 -0600, bob young wrote
(in article <43C0D196.CB6E8F6E@netvigator.com>):
"Harry F. Leopold" wrote:
On Sat, 7 Jan 2006 06:26:06 -0600, bob young wrote
(in article <43BFB2EE.2D83BF7@netvigator.com>):
olrik666 wrote:
bob young wrote:
olrik666 wrote:
bob young wrote:
olrik666 wrote:
bob young wrote:
olrik666 wrote:
bob young wrote:
olrik666 wrote:
bob young wrote:
georgann wrote:
wbarwell wrote:
But much older literature seems all but forgotten.
georgann (forgiven since 33 AD) wrote:
If age was the determining factor to belief then we should all
believe in
the supernatural powers of male bovines.
I thought that was quite mooo-ving
If I were you, I'd beef up your argument.
when it comes to that I'm something of a coward
We're going to milk that to death, aren't we?
Well actually it's rather a moo't point.
Heifer one couldn't agree more.
Olrik
you sure that's not a load of old Bull ?
Hey, what's your beef? It was just a vealed attempt at humour.
My misteak [ouch!]
That's it, you're grounded!
Hey....you don't need to be so offal
Oh, Lard!
Dammit, I thought I had you there.
Cowed I am, proper cowed
I really hate to do this, but you leave me no choice, Bull!
As I said, I hate to do it, but you left me a perfect straight line. ;-)
Bull has already been used!
You cud do better than that, I'm sure
I am sure I could, but I am udderly unable to do so at the moment, I am under
a no-pun court order at this time. Something about causing a riot or
something a few weeks ago.
Twern't no riot, but I should have known better than to tell a real stinker
of a pun in the mall, especially during the holidays. I still can't believe
that 14 businesses got trashed in the stampede. But that is power-shopping,
it did clear out enough people I was able to get that last minute shopping
in, the rest just could not handle the punishment.
'Pun'ishment !?
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
³Hey, you are the evolving one, not me.³-IKnowHim@leavingsoon.com
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| User: "Harry F. Leopold" |
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| Title: Re: Barbara Walters on Heaven |
10 Jan 2006 06:59:28 AM |
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On Mon, 9 Jan 2006 23:19:06 -0600, bob young wrote
(in article <43C3435C.AA32EDB0@netvigator.com>):
"Harry F. Leopold" wrote:
On Mon, 9 Jan 2006 07:02:04 -0600, bob young wrote
(in article <43C25E6E.292011A4@netvigator.com>):
"Harry F. Leopold" wrote:
snip
Bull has already been used!
You cud do better than that, I'm sure
I am sure I could, but I am udderly unable to do so at the moment, I am
under
a no-pun court order at this time. Something about causing a riot or
something a few weeks ago.
Twern't no riot, but I should have known better than to tell a real stinker
of a pun in the mall, especially during the holidays. I still can't believe
that 14 businesses got trashed in the stampede. But that is power-shopping,
it did clear out enough people I was able to get that last minute shopping
in, the rest just could not handle the punishment.
'Pun'ishment !?
Yes? Did I misspell again?
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
³Head up my *****, indeed. I mean look! I can see the Islets of Langerhans from
here!"--Uncle Buck
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