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"Josef Balluch" |
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11 Apr 2005 05:54:53 PM |
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Beam Me Up, Scotty |
Here's a woman who claims to see Jesus in her ultrasound photo.
http://www.wltx.com/fyi/fyi.aspx?storyid=26477
Looks more like a rhesus monkey to me.
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| User: "Michelle Malkin" |
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| Title: Re: Beam Me Up, Scotty |
11 Apr 2005 09:58:02 PM |
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"Josef Balluch" <josef.balluch@sympatico.can> wrote in message
news:MPG.1cc4ca4850543a98989a53@news1.on.sympatico.ca...
Here's a woman who claims to see Jesus in her ultrasound photo.
http://www.wltx.com/fyi/fyi.aspx?storyid=26477
Looks more like a rhesus monkey to me.
Or a baboon.
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Beam Me Up, Scotty |
12 Apr 2005 12:49:22 AM |
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In article <OLudneSUP--xpMbfRVn-2g@comcast.com>,
"Michelle Malkin" <hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote:
"Josef Balluch" <josef.balluch@sympatico.can> wrote in message
news:MPG.1cc4ca4850543a98989a53@news1.on.sympatico.ca...
Here's a woman who claims to see Jesus in her ultrasound photo.
http://www.wltx.com/fyi/fyi.aspx?storyid=26477
Looks more like a rhesus monkey to me.
Or a baboon.
I saw a baboon too.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Beam Me Up, Scotty |
15 Apr 2005 10:18:36 AM |
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On Mon, 11 Apr 2005 22:49:22 -0700, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:
In article <OLudneSUP--xpMbfRVn-2g@comcast.com>,
"Michelle Malkin" <hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote:
"Josef Balluch" <josef.balluch@sympatico.can> wrote in message
news:MPG.1cc4ca4850543a98989a53@news1.on.sympatico.ca...
Here's a woman who claims to see Jesus in her ultrasound photo.
http://www.wltx.com/fyi/fyi.aspx?storyid=26477
Looks more like a rhesus monkey to me.
Or a baboon.
I saw a baboon too.
Emulation of the fetus drawing comfort from clergy.
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Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "Dale" |
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| Title: Re: Beam Me Up, Scotty |
12 Apr 2005 12:31:25 AM |
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"Josef Balluch" <josef.balluch@sympatico.can> wrote in message
news:MPG.1cc4ca4850543a98989a53@news1.on.sympatico.ca...
Here's a woman who claims to see Jesus in her ultrasound photo.
http://www.wltx.com/fyi/fyi.aspx?storyid=26477
Looks more like a rhesus monkey to me.
I see the monkey, that whitish splotchy area in the center. But if you
broaden the scope and think of the big gray area to the right as someone's
hair, then the white area which was the Rhesus monkey head becomes the top
of someone's face, and the red part below it becomes the mouth/jaw/chin
area, and it kind of looks like Bob Marley in concert.
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| User: "Secular Fundamentalist" |
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| Title: Re: Beam Me Up, Scotty |
12 Apr 2005 03:30:22 AM |
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The gates of alt.atheism slowly swung open, and there stood "Dale"
<dmgreer@nspm.airmail.net>,who intoned thus:
"Josef Balluch" <josef.balluch@sympatico.can> wrote in message
news:MPG.1cc4ca4850543a98989a53@news1.on.sympatico.ca...
Here's a woman who claims to see Jesus in her ultrasound photo.
http://www.wltx.com/fyi/fyi.aspx?storyid=26477
Looks more like a rhesus monkey to me.
I see the monkey, that whitish splotchy area in the center. But if you
broaden the scope and think of the big gray area to the right as someone's
hair, then the white area which was the Rhesus monkey head becomes the top
of someone's face, and the red part below it becomes the mouth/jaw/chin
area, and it kind of looks like Bob Marley in concert.
I Immediately saw the Bob Marley resemblance as well.
David Silverman F.L.A.H.N.
aa #2208
Mistabit doesn't work in mysterious ways, people just don't pay attention.
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| User: "Josef Balluch" |
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| Title: Re: Beam Me Up, Scotty |
11 Apr 2005 06:05:01 PM |
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In a message sent 'round the world, Josef Balluch poured fuel on the
fire with the following:
Here's a woman who claims to see Jesus in her ultrasound photo.
Oops. Not her photo. She's the grandma.
http://www.wltx.com/fyi/fyi.aspx?storyid=26477
Looks more like a rhesus monkey to me.
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| User: "Dean" |
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| Title: Re: Beam Me Up, Scotty |
12 Apr 2005 09:46:04 AM |
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Josef Balluch <josef.balluch@sympatico.can> wrote in message
Looks more like a rhesus monkey to me.
Maybe Jesus wasn't so far removed from monkeys on the evolutionary
ladder?
(That should get some good god-fearin' christians riled up.)
Gee, do I see an ebay auction coming up? I bet a nickel that
goldenpalace.com will buy it for about $6000.
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: Beam Me Up, Scotty |
11 Apr 2005 06:13:44 PM |
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On 11 Apr 2005, Josef Balluch dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
Here's a woman who claims to see Jesus in her ultrasound photo.
http://www.wltx.com/fyi/fyi.aspx?storyid=26477
Looks more like a rhesus monkey to me.
The lady or the ultrasound?
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Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
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As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
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| User: "Peter James" |
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| Title: Re: Beam Me Up, Scotty |
12 Apr 2005 01:50:18 PM |
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On Mon, 11 Apr 2005 18:13:44 -0500, Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> wrote:
On 11 Apr 2005, Josef Balluch dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
Here's a woman who claims to see Jesus in her ultrasound photo.
http://www.wltx.com/fyi/fyi.aspx?storyid=26477
Looks more like a rhesus monkey to me.
The lady or the ultrasound?
The ultrasound photo looks just like the famous portrait of Dr Samuel
Johnson, wearing a wig. So maybe this lady gave birth to a
dictionary? The lady herself looks a lot like "Cruella DeVille" from
101 Dalmatians.
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Peter James
Remove AT to reply
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Beam Me Up, Scotty |
15 Apr 2005 10:17:55 AM |
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On Tue, 12 Apr 2005 19:50:18 +0100, Peter James <pfjames@clara.co.uk>
wrote:
On Mon, 11 Apr 2005 18:13:44 -0500, Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> wrote:
On 11 Apr 2005, Josef Balluch dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
Here's a woman who claims to see Jesus in her ultrasound photo.
http://www.wltx.com/fyi/fyi.aspx?storyid=26477
Looks more like a rhesus monkey to me.
The lady or the ultrasound?
The ultrasound photo looks just like the famous portrait of Dr Samuel
Johnson, wearing a wig. So maybe this lady gave birth to a
dictionary? The lady herself looks a lot like "Cruella DeVille" from
101 Dalmatians.
Just as much of a nutcase.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "MarkA" |
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| Title: Re: Beam Me Up, Scotty |
12 Apr 2005 04:51:46 PM |
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On Mon, 11 Apr 2005 18:54:53 -0400, Josef Balluch wrote:
Here's a woman who claims to see Jesus in her ultrasound photo.
http://www.wltx.com/fyi/fyi.aspx?storyid=26477
Looks more like a rhesus monkey to me.
....then she made herself a grilled cheese sandwich for lunch, and there He
was again! What is this Jesus character up to, anyway? You would think
that if He had something to say, He would just do the burning bush thing
again, instead of playing hide-and-seek with people trying to get an
ultrasound.
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MarkA
(still caught in the maze of twisty little passages, all different)
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