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26 Feb 2004 04:55:46 AM |
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Before I go, I have two humble opinions. |
1.) Homosexuality is a conspiracy to repeal one of the better Laws of
Nature -- The reason the Democrats want to legalize sodomy is because it's
one of the few things they do well - and often.
2.) There wouldn't be so many gays guys all over the place if they would
just wait in the closet until Mr. Right comes along.
And some breaking News.
A gay "biker" club called "Hell's Choreographers" rode into a town and
rioted. The Sheriff who arrested them says they tested twice the legal limit
for Evian.
bye bye
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: Before I go, I have two humble opinions. |
26 Feb 2004 01:26:03 PM |
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"sharilla" <sharilla5@nospam.no> wrote in
news:LfidnQwSjZozTaDdRVn2gw@giganews.com:
1.) Homosexuality is a conspiracy to repeal one of the better Laws of
Nature -- The reason the Democrats want to legalize sodomy is because
it's one of the few things they do well - and often.
2.) There wouldn't be so many gays guys all over the place if they
would just wait in the closet until Mr. Right comes along.
And some breaking News.
A gay "biker" club called "Hell's Choreographers" rode into a town and
rioted. The Sheriff who arrested them says they tested twice the legal
limit for Evian.
You need to work harder at this; satire is supposed to be amusing.
--
Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
"You should realize Usenet is a strange reality where you see people
beating up a patch of grass where nine years ago there used to be a
horse. " 01 July 2003, talk.origins
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| User: "Prunella Perfecto" |
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| Title: Re: Before I go, I have two humble opinions. |
26 Feb 2004 05:23:12 PM |
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Doc Smartass <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in message news:<Xns949B892E5F0C7askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>...
"sharilla" <sharilla5@nospam.no> wrote in
news:LfidnQwSjZozTaDdRVn2gw@giganews.com:
1.) Homosexuality is a conspiracy to repeal one of the better Laws of
Nature -- The reason the Democrats want to legalize sodomy is because
it's one of the few things they do well - and often.
2.) There wouldn't be so many gays guys all over the place if they
would just wait in the closet until Mr. Right comes along.
And some breaking News.
A gay "biker" club called "Hell's Choreographers" rode into a town and
rioted. The Sheriff who arrested them says they tested twice the legal
limit for Evian.
You need to work harder at this; satire is supposed to be amusing.
Uh, how about:
A gay biker club called the "Hell's Rump Riders" rode into town and
busted up the joint. The Sheriff who arrested the entire gang told the
gathered news reporters, "I have some good news and some bad news. The
bad news is they all tested negative for drugs and alcohol, but the
GOOD news is they all tested positive for AIDS." (Prunella Perfecto)
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| User: "jaime barrio" |
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| Title: Re: Before I go, I have two humble opinions. |
26 Feb 2004 09:33:07 PM |
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On 26 Feb 2004 15:23:12 -0800,
Gimmee_A_Break@linkedto.securecoffee.com (Prunella Perfecto) wrote:
Doc Smartass <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in message news:<Xns949B892E5F0C7askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>...
"sharilla" <sharilla5@nospam.no> wrote in
news:LfidnQwSjZozTaDdRVn2gw@giganews.com:
1.) Homosexuality is a conspiracy to repeal one of the better Laws of
Nature -- The reason the Democrats want to legalize sodomy is because
it's one of the few things they do well - and often.
2.) There wouldn't be so many gays guys all over the place if they
would just wait in the closet until Mr. Right comes along.
And some breaking News.
A gay "biker" club called "Hell's Choreographers" rode into a town and
rioted. The Sheriff who arrested them says they tested twice the legal
limit for Evian.
You need to work harder at this; satire is supposed to be amusing.
Uh, how about:
A gay biker club called the "Hell's Rump Riders" rode into town and
busted up the joint. The Sheriff who arrested the entire gang told the
gathered news reporters, "I have some good news and some bad news. The
bad news is they all tested negative for drugs and alcohol, but the
GOOD news is they all tested positive for AIDS." (Prunella Perfecto)
Where can I join that gang?
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| User: "jaime barrio" |
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| Title: Re: Before I go, I have two humble opinions. |
26 Feb 2004 10:04:43 PM |
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"jaime barrio" <justin@joe.monkey> wrote in message
news:4het30lpk179ih87tsprgft5p7f954o1n1@4ax.com...
On 26 Feb 2004 15:23:12 -0800,
Gimmee_A_Break@linkedto.securecoffee.com (Prunella Perfecto) wrote:
Doc Smartass <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in message
news:<Xns949B892E5F0C7askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>...
"sharilla" <sharilla5@nospam.no> wrote in
news:LfidnQwSjZozTaDdRVn2gw@giganews.com:
1.) Homosexuality is a conspiracy to repeal one of the better Laws of
Nature -- The reason the Democrats want to legalize sodomy is because
it's one of the few things they do well - and often.
2.) There wouldn't be so many gays guys all over the place if they
would just wait in the closet until Mr. Right comes along.
And some breaking News.
A gay "biker" club called "Hell's Choreographers" rode into a town
and
rioted. The Sheriff who arrested them says they tested twice the
legal
limit for Evian.
You need to work harder at this; satire is supposed to be amusing.
Uh, how about:
A gay biker club called the "Hell's Rump Riders" rode into town and
busted up the joint. The Sheriff who arrested the entire gang told the
gathered news reporters, "I have some good news and some bad news. The
bad news is they all tested negative for drugs and alcohol, but the
GOOD news is they all tested positive for AIDS." (Prunella Perfecto)
Where can I join that gang?
Hmmmm, somehow, I've managed to change my headers...again.
So nice to have fans.
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| User: "Alan Hobson" |
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| Title: Re: Before I go, I have two humble opinions. |
26 Feb 2004 11:57:38 PM |
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"sharilla" <sharilla5@nospam.no> wrote in message news:<LfidnQwSjZozTaDdRVn2gw@giganews.com>...
1.) Homosexuality is a conspiracy to repeal one of the better Laws of
Nature -- The reason the Democrats want to legalize sodomy is because it's
one of the few things they do well - and often.
2.) There wouldn't be so many gays guys all over the place if they would
just wait in the closet until Mr. Right comes along.
And some breaking News.
A gay "biker" club called "Hell's Choreographers" rode into a town and
rioted. The Sheriff who arrested them says they tested twice the legal limit
for Evian.
bye bye
So now you'll be going? Won't miss ya a bit.
-Alan
aa#1608 BAAWA
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| User: "Christoph Koegler" |
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26 Feb 2004 09:19:23 AM |
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1.) Homosexuality is a conspiracy to repeal one of the better Laws of
Nature -- The reason the Democrats want to legalize sodomy is because it's
one of the few things they do well - and often.
Homosexually is not a conspiracy, in fact it is a very inteligent biological
concept. About 95% of the heterosexuals are very well able to breed the
overpopulation we already have on this planet. There is just no need for the
5% to do the same and there is no Law of Nature that all members of a
population have to take care of breeding. In fact, many lifeforms like
insects have members in their groups that do not breed but help the society
in a different way.
By keeping the 5% human gay male from engaging in this stupid breeding
business, those few can take care of more important things. Or why do you
think there are so many Gays in leading Positions in Industry, Culture and
Politics? In Fact, in Human Society the Heterosexuals are something like a
caterpillar or maggot. They breed and breed and interbreed again until with
a chance of approximately 1:16 there will come out something advanced, lets
call it a butterfly, a member of the family, a gay man... :O)
2.) There wouldn't be so many gays guys all over the place if they would
just wait in the closet until Mr. Right comes along.
Why should we stay in the Closet? Does Mr. and Mrs. Maggot dont want to see
the beautiful Butterfly???
In Point 1 you complain that Homosexuality is a Conspiracy. So if you allow
the People to come out of the Closet, there will be much less Conspiracy
going on. Okay, there is a Gay Scene but it is there to make things easyer
for all to find Mr. Right :O)
And all you Christians, who believe in Jesus. Do you remember what is told
about his life in the Bible? Did he have a Women? A Girlfriend? Children?
Why doesen't he have a lady amongst his 12 discipels? Open your Mind :O)
Chris
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| User: "AJC" |
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26 Feb 2004 09:33:14 AM |
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"Christoph Koegler" <cronoz@gmx.de> skrev i en meddelelse
news:c1l2po$co7$06$1@news.t-online.com...
And all you Christians, who believe in Jesus. Do you remember what is told
about his life in the Bible? Did he have a Women? A Girlfriend? Children?
Why doesen't he have a lady amongst his 12 discipels? Open your Mind :O)
I don't have a women nor do I have a girlfriend...and I am not gay!
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| User: "Jeff" |
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26 Feb 2004 10:35:10 AM |
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"AJC" <nobody@none.invalid> wrote in message
news:403e11b7$0$95010$edfadb0f@dread11.news.tele.dk...
"Christoph Koegler" <cronoz@gmx.de> skrev i en meddelelse
news:c1l2po$co7$06$1@news.t-online.com...
And all you Christians, who believe in Jesus. Do you remember what is
told
about his life in the Bible? Did he have a Women? A Girlfriend?
Children?
Why doesen't he have a lady amongst his 12 discipels? Open your Mind :O)
I don't have a women nor do I have a girlfriend...and I am not gay!
LOL
Don't waste your time. There is no way you can explain to some people that
licking the ***** out of each others asses and spreading Hepatitis is not
normal sexual behavior.
Jeff
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| User: "Matt" |
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28 Feb 2004 12:47:49 AM |
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Why doesen't he have a lady amongst his 12 discipels? Open your Mind :O)
I don't have a women nor do I have a girlfriend...and I am not gay!
LOL
Don't waste your time. There is no way you can explain to some people that
licking the ***** out of each others asses and spreading Hepatitis is not
normal sexual behavior.
Thats assuming you're into things like "water sports" as some
hetero/homo pornographic sites like to call it.
Matt
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| User: "Douglas Berry" |
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26 Feb 2004 02:16:25 PM |
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Lo, many moons past, on Thu, 26 Feb 2004 10:35:10 -0600, a stranger
called by some "Jeff" <augier@mts.ca> came forth and told this tale
in alt.atheism
Don't waste your time. There is no way you can explain to some people that
licking the ***** out of each others asses and spreading Hepatitis is not
normal sexual behavior.
You know, it seems that the allegedly straight guys havethe most vivid
imaginations when it comes to gay sex. I've been sexually active for
20 years and never thought to do that. Ick. Whatever turns you on,
Jeff.
--
Douglas Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
Ezekiel 13:20 "Wherefore thus saith the
Lord GOD; Behold, I am against your pillows"
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| User: "Raph" |
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03 Mar 2004 02:21:04 PM |
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"Christoph Koegler" <cronoz@gmx.de> wrote in message
news:c1l2po$co7$06$1@news.t-online.com...
Politics? In Fact, in Human Society the Heterosexuals are something like a
caterpillar or maggot. They breed and breed and interbreed again until
with
a chance of approximately 1:16 there will come out something advanced,
lets
call it a butterfly, a member of the family, a gay man... :O)
Wow - you are more prejudiced than most homophobics.... so you are trying to
say there are two kinds of people in the world faggots and maggots???
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| User: "sharilla" |
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26 Feb 2004 10:01:35 AM |
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"Christoph Koegler" <cronoz@gmx.de> wrote in message
news:c1l2po$co7$06$1@news.t-online.com...
1.) Homosexuality is a conspiracy to repeal one of the better Laws of
Nature -- The reason the Democrats want to legalize sodomy is because
it's
one of the few things they do well - and often.
Homosexually is not a conspiracy, in fact it is a very inteligent
biological
concept. About 95% of the heterosexuals are very well able to breed the
overpopulation we already have on this planet. There is just no need for
the
5% to do the same and there is no Law of Nature that all members of a
population have to take care of breeding. In fact, many lifeforms like
insects have members in their groups that do not breed but help the
society
in a different way.
By keeping the 5% human gay male from engaging in this stupid breeding
business, those few can take care of more important things.
Like wearing mutineers and dancing on the gay pride Good Ship Lollipop?
Or why do you
think there are so many Gays in leading Positions in Industry, Culture and
Politics?
Sure beats the hell out of me. I am noticing this trend in Hollywood though.
Along those lines, Hollywood with its highly successful science fiction
movies should set out in Vermont and screen a new movie called "Planet of
the Same-Sex Apes."
In Fact, in Human Society the Heterosexuals are something like a
caterpillar or maggot. They breed and breed and interbreed again until
with
a chance of approximately 1:16 there will come out something advanced,
lets
call it a butterfly, a member of the family, a gay man... :O)
Actually there is a general sentiment in this country that male
homosexuality is depravity and lesbianism is entertainment.
2.) There wouldn't be so many gays guys all over the place if they would
just wait in the closet until Mr. Right comes along.
Why should we stay in the Closet? Does Mr. and Mrs. Maggot dont want to
see
the beautiful Butterfly???
In Point 1 you complain that Homosexuality is a Conspiracy. So if you
allow
the People to come out of the Closet, there will be much less Conspiracy
going on.
Come to think of it, wasn't the only accomplishment of Bill Clinton's "Don't
Ask - Don't Tell" military ordering homosexual soldiers to come of the
closet "on the double"?
Okay, there is a Gay Scene but it is there to make things easyer
for all to find Mr. Right :O)
I couldn't make heads or tails of this. (no pun intended)
And all you Christians, who believe in Jesus. Do you remember what is told
about his life in the Bible? Did he have a Women? A Girlfriend? Children?
Why doesen't he have a lady amongst his 12 discipels? Open your Mind :O)
You're getting way ahead of yourself there charlie.
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| User: "Gene Poole" |
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26 Feb 2004 05:40:23 PM |
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Christoph Koegler wrote:
And all you Christians, who believe in Jesus. Do you remember what is told
about his life in the Bible? Did he have a Women? A Girlfriend? Children?
No, because romantic interests detract from keeping one's soul pure.
thus vows of celibacy and such. besides, god says thou shalt have no
other gods but me. devoting oneself completely to another would be
idolatry in its own way, and therefore a sin.
Why doesen't he have a lady amongst his 12 discipels?
because the time was a male dominated one.
Open your Mind :O)
my mind is open but you're being slightly ridiculous. while I won't
discount the possibility that jesus may have been gay there's nothing to
prove such a theory at all.
--
Gene Poole
Signature sold separately
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| User: "jaime barrio" |
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26 Feb 2004 07:03:16 PM |
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"Gene Poole" <poolespam@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:403E83E7.3D030B37@yahoo.com...
Christoph Koegler wrote:
And all you Christians, who believe in Jesus. Do you remember what is
told
about his life in the Bible? Did he have a Women? A Girlfriend?
Children?
No, because romantic interests detract from keeping one's soul pure.
thus vows of celibacy and such. besides, god says thou shalt have no
other gods but me. devoting oneself completely to another would be
idolatry in its own way, and therefore a sin.
Why doesen't he have a lady amongst his 12 discipels?
because the time was a male dominated one.
Open your Mind :O)
my mind is open but you're being slightly ridiculous.
Slightly? That's very magnanimous of you not to rip
this troll a new one.
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| User: "Gene Poole" |
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27 Feb 2004 06:39:19 AM |
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jaime barrio wrote:
"Gene Poole" <poolespam@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:403E83E7.3D030B37@yahoo.com...
Christoph Koegler wrote:
And all you Christians, who believe in Jesus. Do you remember what is
told
about his life in the Bible? Did he have a Women? A Girlfriend?
Children?
No, because romantic interests detract from keeping one's soul pure.
thus vows of celibacy and such. besides, god says thou shalt have no
other gods but me. devoting oneself completely to another would be
idolatry in its own way, and therefore a sin.
Why doesen't he have a lady amongst his 12 discipels?
because the time was a male dominated one.
Open your Mind :O)
my mind is open but you're being slightly ridiculous.
Slightly? That's very magnanimous of you not to rip
this troll a new one.
simple. the one I replied to wasn't a troll.
--
Gene Poole
Signature sold separately
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| User: "jaime barrio" |
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27 Feb 2004 08:19:01 PM |
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"Gene Poole" <poolespam@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:403F3A77.688B5058@yahoo.com...
jaime barrio wrote:
"Gene Poole" <poolespam@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:403E83E7.3D030B37@yahoo.com...
Christoph Koegler wrote:
And all you Christians, who believe in Jesus. Do you remember what
is
told
about his life in the Bible? Did he have a Women? A Girlfriend?
Children?
No, because romantic interests detract from keeping one's soul pure.
thus vows of celibacy and such. besides, god says thou shalt have no
other gods but me. devoting oneself completely to another would be
idolatry in its own way, and therefore a sin.
Why doesen't he have a lady amongst his 12 discipels?
because the time was a male dominated one.
Open your Mind :O)
my mind is open but you're being slightly ridiculous.
Slightly? That's very magnanimous of you not to rip
this troll a new one.
simple. the one I replied to wasn't a troll.
Everyone's a troll....think about it.
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| User: "Gene Poole" |
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29 Feb 2004 07:59:49 AM |
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jaime barrio wrote:
"Gene Poole" <poolespam@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:403F3A77.688B5058@yahoo.com...
jaime barrio wrote:
"Gene Poole" <poolespam@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:403E83E7.3D030B37@yahoo.com...
Christoph Koegler wrote:
And all you Christians, who believe in Jesus. Do you remember what
is
told
about his life in the Bible? Did he have a Women? A Girlfriend?
Children?
No, because romantic interests detract from keeping one's soul pure.
thus vows of celibacy and such. besides, god says thou shalt have no
other gods but me. devoting oneself completely to another would be
idolatry in its own way, and therefore a sin.
Why doesen't he have a lady amongst his 12 discipels?
because the time was a male dominated one.
Open your Mind :O)
my mind is open but you're being slightly ridiculous.
Slightly? That's very magnanimous of you not to rip
this troll a new one.
simple. the one I replied to wasn't a troll.
Everyone's a troll....think about it.
only because everyone is myself, except for J Alexander Panic, and I be
trolling his *****.
--
Gene Poole
Signature sold separately
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| User: "Scott" |
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03 Mar 2004 09:18:33 PM |
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On Sun, 29 Feb 2004 06:59:49 -0700, Gene Poole <poolespam@yahoo.com> wrote:
jaime barrio wrote:
"Gene Poole" <poolespam@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:403F3A77.688B5058@yahoo.com...
jaime barrio wrote:
"Gene Poole" <poolespam@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:403E83E7.3D030B37@yahoo.com...
Christoph Koegler wrote:
And all you Christians, who believe in Jesus. Do you remember what
is
told
about his life in the Bible? Did he have a Women? A Girlfriend?
Children?
No, because romantic interests detract from keeping one's soul pure.
thus vows of celibacy and such. besides, god says thou shalt have no
other gods but me. devoting oneself completely to another would be
idolatry in its own way, and therefore a sin.
Why doesen't he have a lady amongst his 12 discipels?
because the time was a male dominated one.
Open your Mind :O)
my mind is open but you're being slightly ridiculous.
Slightly? That's very magnanimous of you not to rip
this troll a new one.
simple. the one I replied to wasn't a troll.
Everyone's a troll....think about it.
only because everyone is myself, except for J Alexander Panic, and I be
trolling his *****.
Are we not men? We are Gene Poole!
Be sure to wear the hazmat suit when trolling his *****....it's safer that
way.
--
Scott
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| User: "Gene Poole" |
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04 Mar 2004 06:52:02 AM |
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Scott wrote:
On Sun, 29 Feb 2004 06:59:49 -0700, Gene Poole <poolespam@yahoo.com> wrote:
jaime barrio wrote:
"Gene Poole" <poolespam@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:403F3A77.688B5058@yahoo.com...
jaime barrio wrote:
"Gene Poole" <poolespam@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:403E83E7.3D030B37@yahoo.com...
Christoph Koegler wrote:
And all you Christians, who believe in Jesus. Do you remember what
is
told
about his life in the Bible? Did he have a Women? A Girlfriend?
Children?
No, because romantic interests detract from keeping one's soul pure.
thus vows of celibacy and such. besides, god says thou shalt have no
other gods but me. devoting oneself completely to another would be
idolatry in its own way, and therefore a sin.
Why doesen't he have a lady amongst his 12 discipels?
because the time was a male dominated one.
Open your Mind :O)
my mind is open but you're being slightly ridiculous.
Slightly? That's very magnanimous of you not to rip
this troll a new one.
simple. the one I replied to wasn't a troll.
Everyone's a troll....think about it.
only because everyone is myself, except for J Alexander Panic, and I be
trolling his *****.
Are we not men? We are Gene Poole!
Be sure to wear the hazmat suit when trolling his *****....it's safer that
way.
--
Scott
know from experience, do ye?
also: don't forget the flowerpot hat.
--
Gene Poole
Signature sold separately
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| User: "Matt" |
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28 Feb 2004 12:50:48 AM |
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Open your Mind :O)
my mind is open but you're being slightly ridiculous. while I won't
discount the possibility that jesus may have been gay there's nothing to
prove such a theory at all.
Well, he is a liberal. Beard, long hear, wearing sandles, talking about
loving thy fellow man. Welcome the summer of love, 1960 years before its
time!
Matt
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| User: "jaime barrio" |
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28 Feb 2004 08:47:15 AM |
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"Matt" <kaiwainz@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
Beard, long hear,
There's no proof of that. That's made up. Just like
the bible in general.
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| User: "Matt" |
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28 Feb 2004 10:26:32 PM |
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jaime barrio wrote:
"Matt" <kaiwainz@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
Beard, long hear,
There's no proof of that. That's made up. Just like
the bible in general.
Grow a humour gene you moron. It is SARCASM. What a boring life you must
lead if you try to see the seriousness in everything.
Matt
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| User: "jaime barrio" |
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29 Feb 2004 07:25:37 AM |
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"Matt" <kaiwainz@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
news:c1rpp8$1m28l6$1@ID-220941.news.uni-berlin.de...
jaime barrio wrote:
"Matt" <kaiwainz@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
Beard, long hear,
There's no proof of that. That's made up. Just like
the bible in general.
Grow a humour gene you moron. It is SARCASM. What a boring life you must
lead if you try to see the seriousness in everything.
Yes, I knew that. You didn't get my reply.
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29 Feb 2004 08:03:52 AM |
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jaime barrio wrote:
"Matt" <kaiwainz@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
news:c1rpp8$1m28l6$1@ID-220941.news.uni-berlin.de...
jaime barrio wrote:
"Matt" <kaiwainz@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
Beard, long hear,
There's no proof of that. That's made up. Just like
the bible in general.
Grow a humour gene you moron. It is SARCASM. What a boring life you must
lead if you try to see the seriousness in everything.
Yes, I knew that. You didn't get my reply.
I got yer humour gene right here, *****.
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Signature sold separately
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| User: "Robert P Holley" |
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01 Mar 2004 02:25:21 PM |
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jaime barrio wrote:
"Matt" <kaiwainz@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
Beard, long hear,
There's no proof of that. That's made up. Just like
the bible in general.
And global warming.
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| User: "jaime barrio" |
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01 Mar 2004 05:52:05 PM |
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"Robert P Holley" <holleyrp@delanet.com> wrote in message
news:c206a7$1of1c4$1@ID-121560.news.uni-berlin.de...
jaime barrio wrote:
"Matt" <kaiwainz@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
Beard, long hear,
There's no proof of that. That's made up. Just like
the bible in general.
And global warming.
Hardly.
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| User: "Robert P Holley" |
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02 Mar 2004 11:44:48 AM |
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jaime barrio wrote:
"Robert P Holley" <holleyrp@delanet.com> wrote in message
news:c206a7$1of1c4$1@ID-121560.news.uni-berlin.de...
jaime barrio wrote:
"Matt" <kaiwainz@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
Beard, long hear,
There's no proof of that. That's made up. Just like
the bible in general.
And global warming.
Hardly.
Oops, I should have clarified. Man-made/caused global warming is what I
meant.
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| User: "jaime barrios" |
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03 Mar 2004 06:01:32 PM |
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"Robert P Holley" <holleyrp@delanet.com> wrote in message
news:c22h99$1o1qpi$1@ID-121560.news.uni-berlin.de...
jaime barrio wrote:
"Robert P Holley" <holleyrp@delanet.com> wrote in message
news:c206a7$1of1c4$1@ID-121560.news.uni-berlin.de...
jaime barrio wrote:
"Matt" <kaiwainz@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
Beard, long hear,
There's no proof of that. That's made up. Just like
the bible in general.
And global warming.
Hardly.
Oops, I should have clarified. Man-made/caused global warming is what I
meant.
No, allow me, "I'm a jackass".
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| User: "Robert P Holley" |
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04 Mar 2004 08:29:14 AM |
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jaime barrios wrote:
"Robert P Holley" <holleyrp@delanet.com> wrote in message
news:c22h99$1o1qpi$1@ID-121560.news.uni-berlin.de...
jaime barrio wrote:
"Robert P Holley" <holleyrp@delanet.com> wrote in message
news:c206a7$1of1c4$1@ID-121560.news.uni-berlin.de...
jaime barrio wrote:
"Matt" <kaiwainz@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
Beard, long hear,
There's no proof of that. That's made up. Just like
the bible in general.
And global warming.
Hardly.
Oops, I should have clarified. Man-made/caused global warming is
what I meant.
No, allow me, "I'm a jackass".
No argument there.
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| User: "Matt" |
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28 Feb 2004 12:46:24 AM |
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Christoph Koegler wrote:
1.) Homosexuality is a conspiracy to repeal one of the better Laws of
Nature -- The reason the Democrats want to legalize sodomy is because it's
one of the few things they do well - and often.
Homosexually is not a conspiracy, in fact it is a very inteligent biological
concept. About 95% of the heterosexuals are very well able to breed the
overpopulation we already have on this planet. There is just no need for the
5% to do the same and there is no Law of Nature that all members of a
population have to take care of breeding. In fact, many lifeforms like
insects have members in their groups that do not breed but help the society
in a different way.
By keeping the 5% human gay male from engaging in this stupid breeding
business, those few can take care of more important things. Or why do you
think there are so many Gays in leading Positions in Industry, Culture and
Politics? In Fact, in Human Society the Heterosexuals are something like a
caterpillar or maggot. They breed and breed and interbreed again until with
a chance of approximately 1:16 there will come out something advanced, lets
call it a butterfly, a member of the family, a gay man... :O)
I had a quiet chuckle. Had to admit, it was rather humorous.
2.) There wouldn't be so many gays guys all over the place if they would
just wait in the closet until Mr. Right comes along.
Why should we stay in the Closet? Does Mr. and Mrs. Maggot dont want to see
the beautiful Butterfly???
In Point 1 you complain that Homosexuality is a Conspiracy. So if you allow
the People to come out of the Closet, there will be much less Conspiracy
going on. Okay, there is a Gay Scene but it is there to make things easyer
for all to find Mr. Right :O)
And all you Christians, who believe in Jesus. Do you remember what is told
about his life in the Bible? Did he have a Women? A Girlfriend? Children?
Why doesen't he have a lady amongst his 12 discipels? Open your Mind :O)
Well, here is the thing, what we see in the bible is three years of his
ministry. Honestly, do Christians think that until the age of 30 Jesus
lived in a box, spontaneously came out and started preaching? heck, I
wouldn't be surprised if he had a wife and a few JC juniors running
around, same goes for his parents Mary and Joseph, whose to say they
didn't have more children?
Matt
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26 Feb 2004 10:18:29 AM |
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Lo, many moons past, on Thu, 26 Feb 2004 05:55:46 -0500, a stranger
called by some "sharilla" <sharilla5@nospam.no> came forth and told
this tale in alt.atheism
1.) Homosexuality is a conspiracy to repeal one of the better Laws of
Nature -- The reason the Democrats want to legalize sodomy is because it's
one of the few things they do well - and often.
Homosexuality has been documented in most mammals, and in many of
species, notably birds.
Especially penguins.
http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/2002/03/08/gay_penguins/
http://observer.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,6903,1143549,00.html
alt.games.video.nintendo.gamecube snipped
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Douglas Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
Ezekiel 13:20 "Wherefore thus saith the
Lord GOD; Behold, I am against your pillows"
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