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Religions > Atheism |
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"Bjango the lucky monkey" |
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18 Dec 2006 04:30:01 PM |
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before you were born and after you die |
I don't remember what it was like before I was born, people showed me
black and white movies and I thought the world was black and white ...
Anyways before you were born I presume you were free from pain, and
without "religion" in the equation the converse is also true ie after
you die you are unaware of suffering also which would seem a far better
option than "religions" hell.
Atheism seems highly desirable if there is a hell, but rather
dissapointing if you don't get dozens upon dozens of bashful randy
virgins bonking you LOL. Mind you after a while wouldn't the bonking
virgins be a "hell", just how long is that pleasureable for ? Give us a
decent game of cricket anytime.
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| User: "Smiler" |
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| Title: Re: before you were born and after you die |
18 Dec 2006 09:35:59 PM |
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"Bjango the lucky monkey" <isaiah6517@googlemail.com> wrote in message
news:1166481001.321202.106670@t46g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
I don't remember what it was like before I was born, people showed me
black and white movies and I thought the world was black and white ...
Anyways before you were born I presume you were free from pain, and
without "religion" in the equation the converse is also true ie after
you die you are unaware of suffering also which would seem a far better
option than "religions" hell.
Atheism seems highly desirable if there is a hell, but rather
dissapointing if you don't get dozens upon dozens of bashful randy
virgins bonking you LOL. Mind you after a while wouldn't the bonking
virgins be a "hell", just how long is that pleasureable for ? Give us a
decent game of cricket anytime.
Cricket bores me to death in life.
Watching it for all eternity would surely be hell to me.
Give me the virgins anytime!
Where does satan get all those virgins from?
All those sinners bonking the ones he's already got will soon exhaust his
stocks.
(If they've been bonked once, they're no longer virgins!)
The demand for virgins must far outstrip the supply.
Not all virgins are young and beautiful, I may end up with an 85 year old
virgin :-(
Aha! I've just worked out how satan balances the books.
He gives you as many virgins as you want but also gives you erectile
dysfunction ;-o
He is so eeeeevvvvviiiiilllllll :-)
Smiler
The godless one
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: before you were born and after you die |
18 Dec 2006 10:34:48 PM |
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On 18 Dec 2006 14:30:01 -0800, "Bjango the lucky monkey"
<isaiah6517@googlemail.com> wrote:
- Refer: <1166481001.321202.106670@t46g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>
I don't remember what it was like before I was born, people showed me
black and white movies and I thought the world was black and white ...
Anyways before you were born I presume you were free from pain, and
without "religion" in the equation the converse is also true ie after
you die you are unaware of suffering also which would seem a far better
option than "religions" hell.
Atheism seems highly desirable if there is a hell, but rather
dissapointing if you don't get dozens upon dozens of bashful randy
virgins bonking you LOL. Mind you after a while wouldn't the bonking
virgins be a "hell", just how long is that pleasureable for ? Give us a
decent game of cricket anytime.
How much is left in that Whisky bottle?
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