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11 Mar 2007 11:41:19 AM |
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Believe in Jesus to get to the heaven |
God is inviting you to the paradise. He wants that the one who
believes in His only son, Jesus, would have eternal life. Jesus died
for our sins so that we could live forever after death. Believe in
Jesus, confess your sins to Him and take Him as your saviour. Your
life will turn into good direction if you do so. Try and you won't
regret never. Jesus is the only gate to the heaven.
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| User: "Bill M" |
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| Title: Re: Believe in Jesus to get to the heaven |
11 Mar 2007 07:50:43 PM |
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"Messenger" <elerium@37.com> wrote in message
news:1173631279.748994.267010@t69g2000cwt.googlegroups.com...
God is inviting you to the paradise. He wants that the one who
believes in His only son, Jesus, would have eternal life. Jesus died
for our sins so that we could live forever after death. Believe in
Jesus, confess your sins to Him and take Him as your saviour. Your
life will turn into good direction if you do so. Try and you won't
regret never. Jesus is the only gate to the heaven.
The Jesus story is totally implausible. It is not supported by any solid
objective verifiable evidence. Should we believe in a god for whom there is
NO solid objective evidence? The evidence available is quite the contrary.
It is totally implausible! This Jesus belief is based purely on faith in
totally implausible stories, not factual objective verifiable evidence of
any kind.
The Bibles were written recopied and modified by hundreds of men of unknown
veracity and honesty over a time span of several thousands years. There are
NO ORIGINALS IN EXISTENCE. What ever the originals were have rotted and
disappeared thousands of years ago. We don’t know what the originals said.
The Bibles are nothing more than a mixture of myths, fables, contradictions
and impossible tales. There are 18 different versions alone of the English
Bible interpretations.
According to the Bibles, God supposedly created the heavens, the earth and
everything in it in six days. Adam, the original man was created during this
time from ‘DUST’. His mate, Eve was created from one of Adam’s RIBS.
According to the Bibles this all powerful omnipotent God supposedly created
this huge complex Universe in six days!
This God supposedly came to earth over 2,000 years ago as a man named Jesus
to save mankind from the sins that God himself created and to preach his
wishes and commands. Archeological evidence indicates ‘modern’ man has
existed approximately 100,000 years. Why did god wait all those years to
come to earth to preach his word and pay for man's sins (which he himself
created!)?
This all powerful creator of this huge Universe supposedly came to Earth as
a baby in a cold manger, in the middle of winter and was born of a virgin
called Mary. Why would he choose to be born in such an ingenuous way?
Arrogant humans had to make up a myth
about a god arriving from the womb of another human.
If Jesus was supposedly born of a Virgin Mary and she was the wife of
Joseph, why was she still a virgin? Why did the women need to be married to
a mortal in order to give birth to a god? And why couldn’t this all powerful
god creator just come to earth in what ever form he chose to create? He
supposedly created the Universe and everything in it!
If he could create Adam instantly from dust and Eve from a rib, why did he
use this slow tortuous means to create himself as a god man on earth???
He supposedly grew up as a normal child and worked as a carpenter as an
adult. There are no details in the Bibles about his younger years. After
about THIRTY YEARS, he supposedly announced to the local inhabitants that
he was Jesus the God savior from heaven to tell them God’s wishes and
commands.
There are no significant records of Jesus’, (the Christ) actual existence in
the non religious documents of the era. Depending upon which Bible story you
choose, it is claimed he preached his doctrines for less than one, two or
three years. In any case, why put himself on earth for some thirty
inconsequential years and only use a few of these years to preach his
doctrines? And then not use his omnipotent power to preach to the WHOLE
world instead of just a miniscule part of the world around Jerusalem?
Jesus was baptized. In Christianity, baptism is the sacrament of
regeneration and initiation into the Christian church. According to a theme
of St. Paul the Apostle, baptism is death to a former life and the emergence
of a new person, signified by the conferring of a new name; it is the total
annulment of the sins of one's past, from which one emerges a totally
innocent person. Then why would a 'God Jesus’ need to be baptized?
His sermons and teachings only reached a miniscule part of the world
population at that time because he did not speak via the equivalent of
International Radio or TV. IF he was an ALL powerful creator of the world,
he certainly would have the ability to speak to ALL of mankind by means at
least as effective as man. Why did this all powerful god creator wait
100,000 years to come and preach to only a very small segment of the world,
for a very short period of time, (depending on which Bible you choose) and
then leave us without ANY solid objective verifiable evidence of his
existence, his wishes and commands? Why did he not preserve his teachings in
some permanent form for all of mankind in the future? The Bibles were
supposedly written by 56 or more authors of unknown veracity over a period
of thousands of years. There are NO – NADA originals of any of the Bibles in
existence. The originals have all rotted and disappeared thousands of years
ago. They are all hand copies of copies etc. of unknown actual origin and
veracity.
Why would any omnipotent God, creator of this huge complex Universe, provide
his message in such a sloppy, inaccurate, unreliable, questionable and
confusing manor???
Why did he not use his great omnipotent powers to preach to the WHOLE world
from his Heaven, instead of just preaching to an insignificant portion of
the world?? Why did he leave most of mankind totally in the dark?
He supposedly distributed his word via hand copied documents called the
Bibles. Yet NONE of the Bibles were written during his ‘claimed’ time on
earth. The original Bibles were written and hand recopied more than 1500
years before the invention of the printing press. There is no evidence that
Jesus ever wrote a word. NO ORIGINAL copies of ANY of the Bibles exist. Why
did he not preserve them? The Bibles now in existence are hand copies of
copies etc. of unknown and doubtful veracity. They are largely myths,
fables, hearsay and contradictory and implausible tales. The four books of
the New Testament were written and copied somewhere between 60 and 200 years
AFTER Jesus’ supposed existence. None of the authors could have known him
directly. They are all third person fictional narratives of unknown
veracity. Why would a real god, creator of this huge Universe, not arrange
for the creation of clear, authentic, contemporary and permanent copies of
his word?
During his brief adulthood, preaching his word, he is 'claimed' to have
restored site to a few of the blind, restored mobility to a few of the
crippled and restored health to a few of the sick. Why was he so niggardly
about helping the poor, the disabled and the sick? Is this the likely
conduct of an all loving God creator?
After the brief period of time he preached, it only reached a very small
part of the world’s population. He did not avail himself of any
communication means as effective as Radio, TV, Telephone or the Internet. He
then allowed himself to be painfully and brutally crucified on a cross
between two criminals to pay for man’s sins (which he created). If he died
on the cross to save mankind, why was mankind no better off after this
supposed crucifixion than before? Was all this blood and gore for nothing?!
The Roman courts were models of order and fairness. A man was not condemned
without a trial; he was not handed to the executioner before being found
guilty. And yet we are asked to believe that an innocent man was brought
before a Roman court, where Pontius Pilate was Judge; that no charge of
wrongdoing having been brought against him, the Judge declared that he found
him innocent; but the mob shouted, "Crucify him; crucify him!" and to please
the rabble, Pilate commanded that the man whom he had found innocent, should
be delivered to the executioners to be crucified! Also, real criminals were
crucified by being ‘tied’ to the cross – not nailed! What was the purpose of
all this blood and gore? Why should any REAL god need to suffer for man’s
sins??? (which god created)
Why was his life and crucifixion not in any of the numerous historical
documents of the time??? Why is this only in church documents?
If Jesus performed the wonderful miracles the New Testament describes, why
did the people want him crucified? Is it not amazing that a civilized people
would demand that a kind and loving man who went about doing good works, who
preached forgiveness, cleansed the leprous, and raised the dead - that they
could not be appeased until they had brutally crucified the noblest
benefactor of mankind? This makes NO sense at all!
If he could create the Universe and every thing in it, (including sin) why
did he not just forgive man’s sins, directly from his heaven, without all
this blood and gore? Three days after he died he supposedly rose from the
dead and returned to his heaven. Why did he wait uncomfortably in a crypt
for three days after his death and internment to return to his magnificent
heaven? Why did he wait 30 years!? How can an immortal god die? Jesus did
not die for our sins. People are still praying to him in his supposed
heaven!
What was the logic and purpose of this gruesome and painful killing? Only a
miniscule part of the world’s population at the time would be aware of this
claimed sacrifice.
Billions of people today are still not knowledgeable believers of this
highly implausible story. Why did he not preserve a video tape, DVD or other
permanent record of this historic episode? If man is capable of these
devices certainly a god creator should be equally or more proficient.
Why did he not leave any ‘authenticated’ documents accurately substantiating
his appearance? Why has he failed to communicate further for over 2,000
years?
He supposedly went through this torture and humiliating death to pay for
mans sins which he himself created! Why did he not just wave his wand and
forgive mans sins and skip all the ridiculous blood and gore??? Why did he
create sin in the first place? This should be no problem for a god that
created Adam from dust and Eve from Adam’s rib, and this immense Universe.
Why do people supposedly still have the same sins that he died for?
Why does he encourage or permit Christians to drink his blood and eat his
flesh? Isn’t this a pagan ritual?
Why does he continue to allow thousands of greedy self serving men to
deliver his word to his flock in such a vague, inconsistent, contradictory,
and ineffectual manner? There are hundreds of different Christian sects and
beliefs. There are thousands of different religious and god beliefs and
practices. Why does he allow this gross confusion? Why does he not
communicate clearly and DIRECTLY to his entire flock that he is the real god
and all the others are fakes? It would be more responsible and more
effective to eliminate this gross confusion?
If he is the real god, why does he even permit the belief and propagation of
thousands of false gods and false religions?
The Christ tale is obviously not factual but pure myth and legend.
The objective evidence is that God did not create man but quite the
contrary; that man created Gods!
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Believe in Jesus to get to the heaven |
12 Mar 2007 03:04:55 PM |
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"Messenger" <elerium@37.com> wrote in message
news:1173631279.748994.267010@t69g2000cwt.googlegroups.com...
God is inviting you to the paradise.
What god would this be, deary?
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "Greywolf" |
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| Title: Re: Believe in Jesus to get to the heaven |
11 Mar 2007 05:51:34 PM |
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"Messenger" <elerium@37.com> wrote in message
news:1173631279.748994.267010@t69g2000cwt.googlegroups.com...
God is inviting you to the paradise. He wants that the one who
believes in His only son, Jesus, would have eternal life. Jesus died
for our sins so that we could live forever after death. Believe in
Jesus, confess your sins to Him and take Him as your saviour. Your
life will turn into good direction if you do so. Try and you won't
regret never. Jesus is the only gate to the heaven.
Will torturing atheists and driving them to suicide 'grease' one's way into
heaven?
Will it get a 'dinner table' close to Jesus' and his 'Father's' throne each
night at supper-time?
Can you Psychologically torture atheists, steal their land, force them to
commit suicide and *still* receive 'God's unconditional 'love' for doing so?
Is conducting or participating in such acts 'approved' by Jesus? Is it
'okay' in his eyes? Does Jesus approve of reveling in the suffering of
atheists and those of other faiths?
What, *precisely* did Jesus mean when he said, 'Love thy neighbor as
thyself'?
What if an atheist has a last-second 'conversion' just before dying as a
result of being driven to suicide by Christians who had made his or her life
intolerable? Does *everybody* involved then go to heaven?
No pushishment for the creatures who drove the (now) converted atheist to
take his own life?
Please respond in detail. You talk such a nice talk. I'd like to hear your
spiritually-driven response to the questions I have posed.
Greywolf
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| User: "Elroy Willis" |
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| Title: Re: Believe in Jesus to get to the heaven |
11 Mar 2007 06:30:56 PM |
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Greywolf <greywolf@cybrzn.com> wrote in alt.atheism
What if an atheist has a last-second 'conversion' just before dying as a
result of being driven to suicide by Christians who had made his or her life
intolerable? Does *everybody* involved then go to heaven?
True Christians don't ever commit suicide, they wait until Jesus kills
them or "calls them home" to be with him
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Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
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| User: "Michelle Malkin" |
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11 Mar 2007 04:25:04 PM |
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"Messenger" <elerium@37.com> wrote in message
news:1173631279.748994.267010@t69g2000cwt.googlegroups.com...
God is inviting you to the paradise. He wants that the one who
believes in His only son, Jesus, would have eternal life. Jesus died
for our sins so that we could live forever after death. Believe in
Jesus, confess your sins to Him and take Him as your saviour. Your
life will turn into good direction if you do so. Try and you won't
regret never. Jesus is the only gate to the heaven.
Ever notice how all the delusional Christians come
only to alt.atheism? That's because they're ashamed
to have their Christian brothers and sisters see them
make fools of themselves.
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| User: "j.m. #1491" |
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| Title: Re: Believe in Jesus to get to the heaven |
11 Mar 2007 05:11:08 PM |
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Michelle Malkin wrote:
"Messenger" <elerium@37.com> wrote in message
news:1173631279.748994.267010@t69g2000cwt.googlegroups.com...
God is inviting you to the paradise. He wants that the one who
believes in His only son, Jesus, would have eternal life. Jesus died
for our sins so that we could live forever after death. Believe in
Jesus, confess your sins to Him and take Him as your saviour. Your
life will turn into good direction if you do so. Try and you won't
regret never. Jesus is the only gate to the heaven.
Ever notice how all the delusional Christians come
only to alt.atheism? That's because they're ashamed
to have their Christian brothers and sisters see them
make fools of themselves.
I disagree. For example, there is one standing on the corner of Yonge
and Dundas in Toronto and screaming at people "Believe in the Lord Jesus
and gain everlasting life". He doesn't mind that even the other
Christians laugh at him.
I think they are so disconnected from reality they don't even realize
how foolish they look, or how mad they make their own religion look. And
why should they? They already have their get of of ***** for free card -
the Lord Jesus. Nothing else matters.
j.m.
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| User: "Enkidu" |
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11 Mar 2007 12:50:40 PM |
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"Messenger" <elerium@37.com> wrote in news:1173631279.748994.267010
@t69g2000cwt.googlegroups.com:
God is inviting you to the paradise. He wants that the one who
believes in His only son, Jesus, would have eternal life. Jesus died
for our sins so that we could live forever after death. Believe in
Jesus, confess your sins to Him and take Him as your saviour. Your
life will turn into good direction if you do so. Try and you won't
regret never. Jesus is the only gate to the heaven.
Tell him to skype me.
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Enkidu AA#2165
EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
Praying is like a rocking chair -- it'll give you something to do, but it
won't get you anywhere.
-- Gypsy Rose Lee
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| User: "johac" |
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12 Mar 2007 01:00:33 AM |
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In article <1173631279.748994.267010@t69g2000cwt.googlegroups.com>,
"Messenger" <elerium@37.com> wrote:
God is inviting you to the paradise.
And your evidence that your god exists is?
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John #1782
"We should always be disposed to believe that which appears to us to be
white is really black, if the hierarchy of the church so decides."
- Saint Ignatius Loyola (1491-1556) Founder of the Jesuit Order.
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| User: "Elroy Willis" |
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11 Mar 2007 05:31:03 PM |
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Messenger <elerium@37.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Jesus died for our sins so that we could live forever after death.
No, he died because he ***** the Romans and Jewish priests,
assuming he even existed at all.
Same thing David Koresch did basically, except he ***** the US
government and the Christian fundies, and look where it got him.
Notice also that the Branch Davidians were willing to die for their
faith in Koresch, so obviously David Koresch was a truer Messiah
than Jesus, since he had way more than 12 followers when he died..
--
Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
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| User: "j.m. #1491" |
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11 Mar 2007 05:04:11 PM |
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Messenger wrote:
God is inviting you to the paradise.
Why?
How do you know?
He wants that the one who
believes in His only son, Jesus, would have eternal life.
Why?
How do you know?
Jesus died
for our sins
Lie. I have never committed anything that would require anybody to die
for it. The worst actions I could imagine would justify my death, but I
can not even imagine an action I could commit that would require someone
else to die for.
But perhaps you could tell me what you have done to justify the death of
an innocent?
so that we could live forever after death.
Why?
How do you know?
Believe in
Jesus, confess your sins to Him and take Him as your saviour.
Why?
How do you know?
Your
life will turn into good direction if you do so.
Lie. My life is doing just right, thank you very much.
Try and you won't
regret never.
I'm not sure I get this. If you mean the double negation I agree. I did
try, and I still regret.
If you mean what I think you tried to say, you are lying.
Jesus is the only gate to the heaven.
Why?
How do you know?
j.m.
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Believe in Jesus to get to the heaven |
15 Mar 2007 08:20:41 PM |
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On 11 Mar 2007 09:41:19 -0700, "Messenger" <elerium@37.com> wrote in
alt.atheism
God is inviting you to the paradise.
*****, brainless bleater.
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Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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11 Mar 2007 10:19:59 PM |
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On 11 Mar 2007 09:41:19 -0700, "Messenger" <elerium@37.com> wrote:
God is inviting you to the paradise.
God who? There are so many of them.
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| User: "John Baker" |
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11 Mar 2007 04:06:45 PM |
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On 11 Mar 2007 09:41:19 -0700, "Messenger" <elerium@37.com> wrote:
God is inviting you to the paradise. He wants that the one who
believes in His only son, Jesus, would have eternal life. Jesus died
for our sins so that we could live forever after death. Believe in
Jesus, confess your sins to Him and take Him as your saviour. Your
life will turn into good direction if you do so. Try and you won't
regret never. Jesus is the only gate to the heaven.
If Heaven is full of morons like you, why would any sane person want
to go there?
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| User: "duke" |
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12 Mar 2007 04:57:37 PM |
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On Sun, 11 Mar 2007 17:06:45 -0400, John Baker <nunya@bizniz.net> wrote:
On 11 Mar 2007 09:41:19 -0700, "Messenger" <elerium@37.com> wrote:
God is inviting you to the paradise. He wants that the one who
believes in His only son, Jesus, would have eternal life. Jesus died
for our sins so that we could live forever after death. Believe in
Jesus, confess your sins to Him and take Him as your saviour. Your
life will turn into good direction if you do so. Try and you won't
regret never. Jesus is the only gate to the heaven.
If Heaven is full of morons like you, why would any sane person want
to go there?
They're sane - the insane spend all eternity in the torment of hell.
duke, American-American
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
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| User: "Steve O" |
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12 Mar 2007 05:47:36 PM |
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"duke" <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote in message
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On Sun, 11 Mar 2007 17:06:45 -0400, John Baker <nunya@bizniz.net> wrote:
On 11 Mar 2007 09:41:19 -0700, "Messenger" <elerium@37.com> wrote:
God is inviting you to the paradise. He wants that the one who
believes in His only son, Jesus, would have eternal life. Jesus died
for our sins so that we could live forever after death. Believe in
Jesus, confess your sins to Him and take Him as your saviour. Your
life will turn into good direction if you do so. Try and you won't
regret never. Jesus is the only gate to the heaven.
If Heaven is full of morons like you, why would any sane person want
to go there?
They're sane - the insane spend all eternity in the torment of hell.
Nope, only the insane believe in it.
Hell is about the most ridiculous idea human beings ever came up with.
Think about it seriously.
It exists, but it is invisible and we can't see it.
It is a place where some dead people go, even though their bodies are either
buried or cremated.
Just gets sillier and sillier, doesn't it?
It's time, duke, for you to put away those silly little bogey man devil
ideas and started acting like a grown up.
There is no scary monster in the cupboard, duke, just like there is no hell.
--
Steve O
a.a. #2240 (Apatheist Chapter)
B.A.A.W.A.
"Faith doesn't move mountains - it levels buildings" - anon.
"The Universe isn't about us." - Carl Sagan
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| User: "John Baker" |
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13 Mar 2007 11:29:48 PM |
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On Mon, 12 Mar 2007 16:57:37 -0500, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
On Sun, 11 Mar 2007 17:06:45 -0400, John Baker <nunya@bizniz.net> wrote:
On 11 Mar 2007 09:41:19 -0700, "Messenger" <elerium@37.com> wrote:
God is inviting you to the paradise. He wants that the one who
believes in His only son, Jesus, would have eternal life. Jesus died
for our sins so that we could live forever after death. Believe in
Jesus, confess your sins to Him and take Him as your saviour. Your
life will turn into good direction if you do so. Try and you won't
regret never. Jesus is the only gate to the heaven.
If Heaven is full of morons like you, why would any sane person want
to go there?
They're sane - the insane spend all eternity in the torment of hell.
Sane people don't have imaginary friends, Earl.
duke, American-American
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
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| User: "Gospel Bretts" |
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11 Mar 2007 04:48:53 PM |
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On 11 Mar 2007 09:41:19 -0700, "Messenger" <elerium@37.com> wrote:
God is inviting you to the paradise. He wants that the one who
believes in His only son, Jesus, would have eternal life. Jesus died
for our sins so that we could live forever after death. Believe in
Jesus, confess your sins to Him and take Him as your saviour. Your
life will turn into good direction if you do so. Try and you won't
regret never. Jesus is the only gate to the heaven.
Thanks for the valuable info, Messenger. I very much want to have
eternal life. Now prove to me that what you say is true.
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Gospel Bretts
a.a. atheist #2262
Fundy Xian Atheist
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| User: "duke" |
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12 Mar 2007 04:58:26 PM |
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On Sun, 11 Mar 2007 21:48:53 GMT, Gospel Bretts <bretts1967@hotmail.com> wrote:
Thanks for the valuable info, Messenger. I very much want to have
eternal life. Now prove to me that what you say is true.
He, and we, can't. The decision is yours - heaven or hell - and for all
eternity to boot.
duke, American-American
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
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| User: "Greywolf" |
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12 Mar 2007 07:21:53 PM |
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"duke" <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote in message
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On Sun, 11 Mar 2007 21:48:53 GMT, Gospel Bretts <bretts1967@hotmail.com>
wrote:
Thanks for the valuable info, Messenger. I very much want to have
eternal life. Now prove to me that what you say is true.
He, and we, can't.
Then why in the hell are you guys claiming that what you're claiming is
true. Shouldn't you have proof of what you say before posting it? It make
you look like a 'liar', you know.
The decision is yours - heaven or hell - and for all
eternity to boot.
Again, 'Where's the beef?' What possible proof do you have for making such
an authoritative statement? Just where *is* it?
You know, duke, there are people out my way who, in effect, have me under
'house arrest' and subject to inhumane treatment for not believing in the
so-called 'truth' you and your kind irresponsibly espouse. I see no reason
*whatsoever* to accept such unsubstantiated claims as being true. None at
all.
So what do you people do -- torture people who don't see eye-to-eye with
you? Did Jesus command you, instruct you, to 'revel in the suffering of the
non-believer and come to cause him great distress'? Where's *that* passage
in the NT, duke? Hmmm?
Greywolf
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Believe in Jesus to get to the heaven |
11 Mar 2007 03:01:48 PM |
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On Mar 11, 12:41 pm, "Messenger" <eler...@37.com> wrote:
God is inviting you to the paradise.
Eternity with a neurotic narcissitic *****? No thanks.
He wants that the one who
believes in His only son, Jesus, would have eternal life.
Well, that's what Christian mythology says. Greek and Asian mythology
claims otherwise. Unfortunately, none of the proponents of these myths
will provide any evidence that *anything* happened.
Jesus died
for our sins so that we could live forever after death.
Jesus probably never existed.
http://home.earthlink.net/~pgwhacker/ChristianOrigins/
http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/dp5/christian.htm
http://mama.indstate.edu/users/nizrael/jesusrefutation.html
http://jesusneverexisted.com/
Believe in
Jesus, confess your sins to Him and take Him as your saviour.
Believe in one hand. ***** in the other. See which one fills up first.
Your
life will turn into good direction if you do so. Try and you won't
regret never. Jesus is the only gate to the heaven.
News flash, Pollyana...I once *was* a Christian. I can recall little
else that caused me as much grief and worry as wondering whether or
not I would pass judgement by what I now know is a creature of legend.
Discarding Christianity was one of the finest days of my life. It felt
like being let out of jail. Free to live life without the Great Cosmic
Voyeur (tm) looking over my shoulder.
Take your moldy old mythology and shove it up your *****. Never tell a
free man that slavery is freedom. He'll laugh at you.
-Panama Floyd, Atlanta
aa#2015, Member Knights of BAAWA!
EAC Martian Commander
Plonked by Kadaitcha Man Sept 06
"..the prayer cloth of one aeon is the doormat of the next."
-Mark Twain
Religious societies are *less* moral than secular ones:
http://moses.creighton.edu/JRS/2005/2005-11.html
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| User: "Pastor Kutchie, ordained atheist minister" |
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| Title: Re: Believe in Jesus to get to the heaven |
12 Mar 2007 06:51:43 AM |
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On Mar 11, 4:41 pm, "Fly pitcher for Jeebus" <eler...@37.com> wrote:
God is inviting you to the paradise. He wants that the one who
believes in His only son, Jesus, would have eternal life. Jesus died
for our sins so that we could live forever after death. Believe in
Jesus, confess your sins to Him and take Him as your saviour. Your
life will turn into good direction if you do so. Try and you won't
regret never. Jesus is the only gate to the heaven.
You aren't from round here, are you?
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| User: "skyeyes" |
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| Title: Re: Believe in Jesus to get to the heaven |
11 Mar 2007 10:04:08 PM |
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On Mar 11, 9:41 am, "Messenger" <eler...@37.com> wrote:
God is inviting you to the paradise. He wants that the one who
believes in His only son, Jesus, would have eternal life. Jesus died
for our sins so that we could live forever after death. Believe in
Jesus, confess your sins to Him and take Him as your saviour. Your
life will turn into good direction if you do so. Try and you won't
regret never. Jesus is the only gate to the heaven.
You have no evidence that any entity called "God" exists outside of
Middle Eastern fiction.
If I'm wrong and you have such evidence, please feel free to present
it.
Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34
EAC Professor of Feline Thermometrics and Cat-Herding
skyeyes at dakotacom dot net
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Believe in Jesus to get to the heaven |
11 Mar 2007 12:20:05 PM |
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On Sun, 11 Mar 2007 10:41:19 -0700, Messenger wrote:
God is inviting you to the paradise.<SLAP>
Shut up.
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace
alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing
it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary."
- H. L. Mencken
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| User: "thomas p." |
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| Title: Re: Believe in Jesus to get to the heaven |
12 Mar 2007 05:19:28 PM |
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On 11 Mar., 18:20, "Mark K. Bilbo" <g...@com.mkbilbo> wrote:
On Sun, 11 Mar 2007 10:41:19 -0700, Messenger wrote:
God is inviting you to the paradise.<SLAP>
Shut up.
Gosh, I think you just blew it.
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace
alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing
it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary."
- H. L. Mencken
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Believe in Jesus to get to the heaven |
12 Mar 2007 09:31:01 PM |
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On Mon, 12 Mar 2007 16:19:28 -0700, thomas p. wrote:
On 11 Mar., 18:20, "Mark K. Bilbo" <g...@com.mkbilbo> wrote:
On Sun, 11 Mar 2007 10:41:19 -0700, Messenger wrote:
God is inviting you to the paradise.<SLAP>
Shut up.
Gosh, I think you just blew it.
Sigh. Not lately...
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace
alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing
it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary."
- H. L. Mencken
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Believe in Jesus to get to the heaven |
13 Mar 2007 08:54:30 AM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote in message
news:pan.2007.03.13.02.31.00.839139@com.mkbilbo...
On Mon, 12 Mar 2007 16:19:28 -0700, thomas p. wrote:
On 11 Mar., 18:20, "Mark K. Bilbo" <g...@com.mkbilbo> wrote:
On Sun, 11 Mar 2007 10:41:19 -0700, Messenger wrote:
God is inviting you to the paradise.<SLAP>
Shut up.
Gosh, I think you just blew it.
Sigh. Not lately...
SNORT! :)
Hey, me either ;)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Believe in Jesus to get to the heaven |
13 Mar 2007 11:00:19 AM |
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On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 10:54:30 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote in message
news:pan.2007.03.13.02.31.00.839139@com.mkbilbo...
On Mon, 12 Mar 2007 16:19:28 -0700, thomas p. wrote:
On 11 Mar., 18:20, "Mark K. Bilbo" <g...@com.mkbilbo> wrote:
On Sun, 11 Mar 2007 10:41:19 -0700, Messenger wrote:
God is inviting you to the paradise.<SLAP>
Shut up.
Gosh, I think you just blew it.
Sigh. Not lately...
SNORT! :)
Hey, me either ;)
Um... erm... boy it's been rainy here lately!
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace
alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing
it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary."
- H. L. Mencken
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Believe in Jesus to get to the heaven |
13 Mar 2007 01:14:34 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote in message
news:pan.2007.03.13.16.00.18.820266@com.mkbilbo...
On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 10:54:30 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote in message
news:pan.2007.03.13.02.31.00.839139@com.mkbilbo...
On Mon, 12 Mar 2007 16:19:28 -0700, thomas p. wrote:
On 11 Mar., 18:20, "Mark K. Bilbo" <g...@com.mkbilbo> wrote:
On Sun, 11 Mar 2007 10:41:19 -0700, Messenger wrote:
God is inviting you to the paradise.<SLAP>
Shut up.
Gosh, I think you just blew it.
Sigh. Not lately...
SNORT! :)
Hey, me either ;)
Um... erm... boy it's been rainy here lately!
Did I tell you I threw up last night? Twice!
Gotta tell you though, when you can't get back to sleep, you could do worse
than to watch episodes of "Robot Chicken" and "Family Guy" :)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Believe in Jesus to get to the heaven |
14 Mar 2007 09:09:26 AM |
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On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 15:14:34 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote in message
news:pan.2007.03.13.16.00.18.820266@com.mkbilbo...
On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 10:54:30 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote in message
news:pan.2007.03.13.02.31.00.839139@com.mkbilbo...
On Mon, 12 Mar 2007 16:19:28 -0700, thomas p. wrote:
On 11 Mar., 18:20, "Mark K. Bilbo" <g...@com.mkbilbo> wrote:
On Sun, 11 Mar 2007 10:41:19 -0700, Messenger wrote:
God is inviting you to the paradise.<SLAP>
Shut up.
Gosh, I think you just blew it.
Sigh. Not lately...
SNORT! :)
Hey, me either ;)
Um... erm... boy it's been rainy here lately!
Did I tell you I threw up last night? Twice!
Well, thanks for sharing!
Gotta tell you though, when you can't get back to sleep, you could do worse
than to watch episodes of "Robot Chicken" and "Family Guy" :)
Tell me about it. I was up two or three hours around 3 am Monday (or was
it Sunday?) as a good 160 pounds (combined) of panic were trying to crawl
under the covers. Blaze doesn't usually get rattled by thunderstorms and
this one wasn't particularly violent (but talk about a downpour) but this
one did have long rumbling thunder and ***** bouncing off the roof like
crazy (pine cone bombs!).
I gave up and got up. Then we had more the next night.
My back is *killing me...
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace
alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing
it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary."
- H. L. Mencken
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Believe in Jesus to get to the heaven |
14 Mar 2007 10:07:27 AM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote in message
news:pan.2007.03.14.14.09.15.174438@com.mkbilbo...
On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 15:14:34 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote in message
news:pan.2007.03.13.16.00.18.820266@com.mkbilbo...
On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 10:54:30 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote in message
news:pan.2007.03.13.02.31.00.839139@com.mkbilbo...
On Mon, 12 Mar 2007 16:19:28 -0700, thomas p. wrote:
On 11 Mar., 18:20, "Mark K. Bilbo" <g...@com.mkbilbo> wrote:
On Sun, 11 Mar 2007 10:41:19 -0700, Messenger wrote:
God is inviting you to the paradise.<SLAP>
Shut up.
Gosh, I think you just blew it.
Sigh. Not lately...
SNORT! :)
Hey, me either ;)
Um... erm... boy it's been rainy here lately!
Did I tell you I threw up last night? Twice!
Well, thanks for sharing!
If only! Recycled linguine, anyone? :P
Gotta tell you though, when you can't get back to sleep, you could do
worse
than to watch episodes of "Robot Chicken" and "Family Guy" :)
Tell me about it. I was up two or three hours around 3 am Monday (or was
it Sunday?) as a good 160 pounds (combined) of panic were trying to crawl
under the covers. Blaze doesn't usually get rattled by thunderstorms and
this one wasn't particularly violent (but talk about a downpour) but this
one did have long rumbling thunder and ***** bouncing off the roof like
crazy (pine cone bombs!).
Oh NO! That must have been awful. I had a full-grown Great Dane jump in my
lap once during a thunderstorm that hit while I was babysitting. The baby
slept through the entire thing, but this monstrous dog was completely
freaked out.
Those pine cones must be awfu! :(
I gave up and got up. Then we had more the next night.
My back is *killing me...
You have my condolences. I'm still achy all over myself ;P
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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