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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "Barry OGrady"
Date: 01 Dec 2003 07:35:27 AM
Object: Bible contradictions explained
The explanation for Bible contradictions is simple.
They are contradictions.
-Barry
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User: "*nemo*"

Title: Re: Bible contradictions explained 01 Dec 2003 04:38:07 PM
In article <qqgmsv4j18hgnf0fnntstj71vktaet4fkv@4ax.com>,
Barry OGrady <god_freee_jones@hotmail.com> wrote:

The explanation for Bible contradictions is simple.
They are contradictions.


-Barry
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Now, why didn't *I* think of that? {;-)
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User: "derng"

Title: Re: Bible contradictions explained 01 Dec 2003 09:52:01 AM
They are actually only 'contradictions' to those with an extremely
unsophisticated understanding of the verses in question. Typically any study
beyond even the most brain-dead reading of the sole verses in question
resolves the contradiction very quickly. Hope that helps.
"Barry OGrady" <god_freee_jones@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:qqgmsv4j18hgnf0fnntstj71vktaet4fkv@4ax.com...

The explanation for Bible contradictions is simple.
They are contradictions.


-Barry
========
Web page: http://members.optusnet.com.au/~barry.og
Atheist, radio scanner, LIPD information.

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User: "Alun Harford"

Title: Re: Bible contradictions explained 01 Dec 2003 10:50:00 AM
"derng" <derng@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:bqfo7d0175e@enews4.newsguy.com...

They are actually only 'contradictions' to those with an extremely
unsophisticated understanding of the verses in question. Typically any

study

beyond even the most brain-dead reading of the sole verses in question
resolves the contradiction very quickly. Hope that helps.

PLEASE give me some 'sophisticated understanding' of Deuteronomy 21:18-21.
Alun Harford
.
User: "derng"

Title: Re: Bible contradictions explained 01 Dec 2003 11:13:19 AM
While you have not presented a 'contradiction' rather just an example of
punishment here is one explanation that even compares the punishment to that
of the Romans which was harsher. I suspect that you like to reject the bible
since it reveals that such a strict punishment was EVER imposed. Perhaps it
is beyond anyone's ability on a forum such as this to explain to you why
that is no reason to reject Christianity. That would require study on your
part. That requires again, a level of sophistication that perhaps you are
unwilling to develop. Surely God is smart enough to have provided enough
"easy outs" for those so inclined to reject His Word. You can take them if
you want, it is your loss. God did not just 'fix' mankind with His own might
in one second as soon as the Fall occurred. The Bible shows the evolution of
his plan for mankind over the years culminating in the coming of Jesus who
is prophesied many times in the OT so much so that it is mathematically
impossible that anyone would have accidentally fulfilled all those
prophesies as Jesus did. Another case to consider is the instance where God
commanded that the Israelites destroy the Baal worshipping Canaanites to
cleanse the land so that the Israelites could continue to develop their
culture worshipping God free of the evil influence. Today people like you
say that killing those pagans makes God evil and the Israelites evil. The
problem you have is not accepting that there is good and evil or that God
can meet out whatever punishment or punishments suit him. You are not the
judge.
Deuteronomy 21:18-21
18. If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the
voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have
chastened him, will not hearken unto them;
19. Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out
unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place:
20. And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn
and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton and a drunkard.
21. And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so
shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and
fear.
18. If a man have a stubborn. What God had previously adverted to in two
clauses, tie now embraces in a general law, for it cannot be doubted but
that by rebellious children all are designated who are abusive or insulting
to their father and mother. For if it be a capital crime to be disobedient
to parents, much more is it to strike, or beat them, and to assail them with
reproachful words. In sum, Moses declares that those are deserving of death
who are of such a stubborn and intractable disposition as to reject the
authority of their father and mother, and to hold them in contempt. Whence
also we infer what it is to honor our father and mother, for the punishment
is only denounced for the transgression of the Commandment. When, therefore,
the law delivers over to death all who contumaciously rebel against the
discipline of their parents, it follows that they have refused them their
due honor. An admirable means, however, of moderating the severity of the
law is introduced, when God requires the case to be decided on the evidence
of the father and mother; and commands that it should be publicly heard, so
that none may be condemned at the will of private individuals. By the Roman
law the power of life and death over his children1 was given to the father,
because it was not probable that fathers would be carried away by such
senseless inhumanity as to deal cruelly with their own bowels; but, since
sometimes fathers are found who are not unlike wild beasts, and examples
show us that many, blinded by hate or avarice, have not spared their own
children, this concession of the Roman law is justly to be repudiated. I
allow, indeed, that those who desired to inflict punishment on their
children called their friends into council; but, whereas, the walls of a
private dwelling conceal many disgraceful things, God imposed a much better
restraint on parents when He did not suffer them to go further than to lay
the information and to give their testimony. For, although he would have
credit given to their testimony, still, when the children were brought to
the tribunal of the judges, a legal trim undoubtedly ensued; and this form
of proceeding is prescribed, viz., that the father and mother should bring
their son and make their complaint before the judges of his incorrigible
stubbornness. It is true that the sentence is immediately subjoined; yet we
must infer, nevertheless, that the judges pronounced it before the criminal
was stoned, else it would have been ridiculous that they should sit there
like cyphers. The very mention of a trial, therefore, implies that the son
was heard in his defense, so as to clear himself of the crime, if he was not
guilty of it: for, suppose the moroseness of the father and mother were
notorious; or that the father accused the son by the instigation of a
stepmother; or that any unworthy spite were discovered; or that the father
and mother had conspired to destroy their son in a fit of passion: the
defense of the cause is, therefore, implied in the adverb then,2 for it
would have been more than absurd that the son should be condemned without
being heard. Especially, when he was to be stoned by the whole people, it
was necessary that he should be first convicted; and on this ground he was
brought forth publicly, that he might be allowed to plead his cause. But
although those were condemned who were addicted to other vices also, yet
Moses expressly mentions gluttons and drunkards, to show that, although no
capital crime were alleged, still, dissolute profligacy was sufficient, if
the son could not be corrected by his parents; for it is plain that those
are in a desperate state who have so east away submissiveness and shame as
to receive no profit from the admonitions of their parents. From the end of
the verse we gather what was the twofold object of the punishment -- that
the earth should be purged of the sins whereby it was in a manner, polluted,
and that the death of him who had transgressed might be an example to all.
"Alun Harford" <alunharford@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:bqfrf2$h49$1@pegasus.csx.cam.ac.uk...

"derng" <derng@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:bqfo7d0175e@enews4.newsguy.com...

They are actually only 'contradictions' to those with an extremely
unsophisticated understanding of the verses in question. Typically any

study

beyond even the most brain-dead reading of the sole verses in question
resolves the contradiction very quickly. Hope that helps.


PLEASE give me some 'sophisticated understanding' of Deuteronomy 21:18-21.

Alun Harford


.
User: "derng"

Title: Re: Bible contradictions explained 01 Dec 2003 11:33:18 AM
I should have referenced the link for the exegesis after my first paragraph:
http://www.ccel.org/c/calvin/comment3/comm_vol05/htm/ii.ii.ii.htm
"derng" <derng@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:bqft0j01dv0@enews4.newsguy.com...


Deuteronomy 21:18-21

18. If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the
voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have
chastened him, will not hearken unto them;
19. Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him

out

unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place:
20. And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is

stubborn

and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton and a

drunkard.

21. And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die:

so

shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and
fear.

18. If a man have a stubborn. What God had previously adverted to in two
clauses, tie now embraces in a general law, for it cannot be doubted but
that by rebellious children all are designated who are abusive or

insulting

to their father and mother. For if it be a capital crime to be disobedient
to parents, much more is it to strike, or beat them, and to assail them

with

reproachful words. In sum, Moses declares that those are deserving of

death

who are of such a stubborn and intractable disposition as to reject the
authority of their father and mother, and to hold them in contempt. Whence
also we infer what it is to honor our father and mother, for the

punishment

is only denounced for the transgression of the Commandment. When,

therefore,

the law delivers over to death all who contumaciously rebel against the
discipline of their parents, it follows that they have refused them their
due honor. An admirable means, however, of moderating the severity of the
law is introduced, when God requires the case to be decided on the

evidence

of the father and mother; and commands that it should be publicly heard,

so

that none may be condemned at the will of private individuals. By the

Roman

law the power of life and death over his children1 was given to the

father,

because it was not probable that fathers would be carried away by such
senseless inhumanity as to deal cruelly with their own bowels; but, since
sometimes fathers are found who are not unlike wild beasts, and examples
show us that many, blinded by hate or avarice, have not spared their own
children, this concession of the Roman law is justly to be repudiated. I
allow, indeed, that those who desired to inflict punishment on their
children called their friends into council; but, whereas, the walls of a
private dwelling conceal many disgraceful things, God imposed a much

better

restraint on parents when He did not suffer them to go further than to lay
the information and to give their testimony. For, although he would have
credit given to their testimony, still, when the children were brought to
the tribunal of the judges, a legal trim undoubtedly ensued; and this form
of proceeding is prescribed, viz., that the father and mother should bring
their son and make their complaint before the judges of his incorrigible
stubbornness. It is true that the sentence is immediately subjoined; yet

we

must infer, nevertheless, that the judges pronounced it before the

criminal

was stoned, else it would have been ridiculous that they should sit there
like cyphers. The very mention of a trial, therefore, implies that the son
was heard in his defense, so as to clear himself of the crime, if he was

not

guilty of it: for, suppose the moroseness of the father and mother were
notorious; or that the father accused the son by the instigation of a
stepmother; or that any unworthy spite were discovered; or that the father
and mother had conspired to destroy their son in a fit of passion: the
defense of the cause is, therefore, implied in the adverb then,2 for it
would have been more than absurd that the son should be condemned without
being heard. Especially, when he was to be stoned by the whole people, it
was necessary that he should be first convicted; and on this ground he was
brought forth publicly, that he might be allowed to plead his cause. But
although those were condemned who were addicted to other vices also, yet
Moses expressly mentions gluttons and drunkards, to show that, although no
capital crime were alleged, still, dissolute profligacy was sufficient, if
the son could not be corrected by his parents; for it is plain that those
are in a desperate state who have so east away submissiveness and shame as
to receive no profit from the admonitions of their parents. From the end

of

the verse we gather what was the twofold object of the punishment -- that
the earth should be purged of the sins whereby it was in a manner,

polluted,

and that the death of him who had transgressed might be an example to all.

.

User: "Mekkala"

Title: Re: Bible contradictions explained 01 Dec 2003 02:01:55 PM
On 01 Dec 2003, "derng" <derng@hotmail.com> screwed up his face,
groaned, pushed hard, and farted out the following message in
news:bqft0j01dv0@enews4.newsguy.com:
<snip>
So, in summary:
It's ok to murder your son if he's really extremely disobedient. No,
really, it is! God said so!
--
Mekkala, Atheist #2148
"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized
I was talking to myself!"
--Peter O'Toole.
.
User: "derng"

Title: Re: Bible contradictions explained 01 Dec 2003 02:17:01 PM
The 'take-away' from that passage is not that we today should kill
disobedient children (boys, girls, or even those who are confused about
their sexuality), rather, the message is the importance of children obeying
and honoring their parents, and all of us, God, our supreme father.
"Mekkala" <joremovedathiskimtoreply@attbi.com> wrote in message
news:Xns94448ED08E32EMekkala@199.45.49.11...

On 01 Dec 2003, "derng" <derng@hotmail.com> screwed up his face,
groaned, pushed hard, and farted out the following message in
news:bqft0j01dv0@enews4.newsguy.com:

<snip>

So, in summary:

It's ok to murder your son if he's really extremely disobedient. No,
really, it is! God said so!

--
Mekkala, Atheist #2148
"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly

realized

I was talking to myself!"
--Peter O'Toole.

.
User: "Mike Painter"

Title: Re: Bible contradictions explained 01 Dec 2003 06:54:46 PM
"derng" <derng@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:bqg7ru01r6e@enews4.newsguy.com...

The 'take-away' from that passage is not that we today should kill
disobedient children (boys, girls, or even those who are confused about
their sexuality), rather, the message is the importance of children

obeying

and honoring their parents, and all of us, God, our supreme father.

Children honoring their parents is the subject of one of the commandments.
Exodus 20:12 Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long
upon the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee.
While not a contradiction I wonder why these good christians mourn the loss
of a child.
Obviously, in the eyes of their god it did not honor their parents or it
would have lived a long time.
.
User: "bob young"

Title: Re: Bible contradictions explained 01 Dec 2003 11:16:33 PM
Mike Painter wrote:

"derng" <derng@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:bqg7ru01r6e@enews4.newsguy.com...

The 'take-away' from that passage is not that we today should kill
disobedient children (boys, girls, or even those who are confused about
their sexuality), rather, the message is the importance of children

obeying

and honoring their parents, and all of us, God, our supreme father.


Children honoring their parents is the subject of one of the commandments.
Exodus 20:12 Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long
upon the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee.

While not a contradiction I wonder why these good christians mourn the loss
of a child.
Obviously, in the eyes of their god it did not honor their parents or it
would have lived a long time.

These laws, bolstered by a superstition, then and since, were written as the
only type of law that came anywhere close to being enforcable back then.
Honouring one's parents was, is and always will be, a human desire. It is
nothing to do with gods, only the history of the human race.
Bob
Hong Kong
"Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived.
[Isaac Asimov]
.
User: "Mike Painter"

Title: Re: Bible contradictions explained 01 Dec 2003 11:50:01 PM
"bob young" <alaspectrum@netvigator.com> wrote in message
news:3FCC1F62.C8625098@netvigator.com...



Mike Painter wrote:

"derng" <derng@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:bqg7ru01r6e@enews4.newsguy.com...

The 'take-away' from that passage is not that we today should kill
disobedient children (boys, girls, or even those who are confused

about

their sexuality), rather, the message is the importance of children

obeying

and honoring their parents, and all of us, God, our supreme father.


Children honoring their parents is the subject of one of the

commandments.

Exodus 20:12 Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be

long

upon the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee.

While not a contradiction I wonder why these good christians mourn the

loss

of a child.
Obviously, in the eyes of their god it did not honor their parents or it
would have lived a long time.


These laws, bolstered by a superstition, then and since, were written as

the

only type of law that came anywhere close to being enforcable back then.
Honouring one's parents was, is and always will be, a human desire. It is
nothing to do with gods, only the history of the human race.

Absolutely. But they claim that the commandment is the inerrant word of god.
The laws back them were many but there were few punishments. Restoration in
some cases, death in most.
.



User: "Mekkala"

Title: Re: Bible contradictions explained 01 Dec 2003 04:22:41 PM
On 01 Dec 2003, "derng" <derng@hotmail.com> screwed up his face,
groaned, pushed hard, and farted out the following message in
news:bqg7ru01r6e@enews4.newsguy.com:

The 'take-away' from that passage is not that we today should kill
disobedient children (boys, girls, or even those who are confused
about their sexuality), rather, the message is the importance of
children obeying and honoring their parents, and all of us, God, our
supreme father.

Well geez, why didn't ya say so? See, folks, derng here would like us
all to know that, well, it wasn't really that bad when God had people
murdering their disobedient children. As it turns out, God doesn't want
*us* to murder our children, he just wants us to learn the lesson that
it's really important to honor your parents. In the interest of
teaching this valuable lesson, he commanded the ancients to murder their
children. Now, if we today had to murder our children, that would be a
Really Bad Thing. But since it was only people long ago who were being
ordered by our wonderful God to murder their children, it ceases to be a
Really Bad Thing and becomes a Really Good Thing! Isn't it just
beautiful? I've got tears of joy in my eyes just thinking about it!
--
Mekkala, Atheist #2148
"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly
realized I was talking to myself!"
--Peter O'Toole.
.
User: "bob young"

Title: Re: Bible contradictions explained 01 Dec 2003 11:09:55 PM
Mekkala wrote:

On 01 Dec 2003, "derng" <derng@hotmail.com> screwed up his face,
groaned, pushed hard, and farted out the following message in
news:bqg7ru01r6e@enews4.newsguy.com:

The 'take-away' from that passage is not that we today should kill
disobedient children (boys, girls, or even those who are confused
about their sexuality), rather, the message is the importance of
children obeying and honoring their parents, and all of us, God, our
supreme father.


Well geez, why didn't ya say so? See, folks, derng here would like us
all to know that, well, it wasn't really that bad when God had people
murdering their disobedient children. As it turns out, God doesn't want
*us* to murder our children, he just wants us to learn the lesson that
it's really important to honor your parents. In the interest of
teaching this valuable lesson, he commanded the ancients to murder their
children. Now, if we today had to murder our children, that would be a
Really Bad Thing. But since it was only people long ago who were being
ordered by our wonderful God to murder their children, it ceases to be a
Really Bad Thing and becomes a Really Good Thing! Isn't it just
beautiful? I've got tears of joy in my eyes just thinking about it!

Cry on my shoulder Buddy, I feel the same way.
the point is, of course, that as the 'good book' was written all those
years ago it is full of perverse ancient rubbish. The sad part is present
day humans [some of them] still follow the 'good word' !
heaven help us [smile]
bob
Hong Kpong



--
Mekkala, Atheist #2148
"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly
realized I was talking to myself!"
--Peter O'Toole.

.

User: "derng"

Title: Re: Bible contradictions explained 01 Dec 2003 04:44:30 PM
You quest is to figure out what those who were not following God's orders
were doing at that time. Only then will you see that this and other
commandments were in fact an improvement. Perhaps God could have just
destroyed everyone for good once mankind went bad, would that have been
better for you? It is so cute how atheists presume to look at everything
from some lofty perch above it all. The atheists of that time would have
chewed you up and spit you out like the little piece of dirt that you are.
Get real. You are not one tittle smarter than anyone that lived in any prior
age. There is nothing new under the sun. It has all been done before when it
comes to man's relationship with God. Quit kidding yourself.
"Mekkala" <joremovedathiskimtoreply@attbi.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9444A6AEA47E2Mekkala@199.45.49.11...

On 01 Dec 2003, "derng" <derng@hotmail.com> screwed up his face,
groaned, pushed hard, and farted out the following message in
news:bqg7ru01r6e@enews4.newsguy.com:

The 'take-away' from that passage is not that we today should kill
disobedient children (boys, girls, or even those who are confused
about their sexuality), rather, the message is the importance of
children obeying and honoring their parents, and all of us, God, our
supreme father.


Well geez, why didn't ya say so? See, folks, derng here would like us
all to know that, well, it wasn't really that bad when God had people
murdering their disobedient children. As it turns out, God doesn't want
*us* to murder our children, he just wants us to learn the lesson that
it's really important to honor your parents. In the interest of
teaching this valuable lesson, he commanded the ancients to murder their
children. Now, if we today had to murder our children, that would be a
Really Bad Thing. But since it was only people long ago who were being
ordered by our wonderful God to murder their children, it ceases to be a
Really Bad Thing and becomes a Really Good Thing! Isn't it just
beautiful? I've got tears of joy in my eyes just thinking about it!

--
Mekkala, Atheist #2148
"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly
realized I was talking to myself!"
--Peter O'Toole.

.
User: "Mekkala"

Title: Re: Bible contradictions explained 02 Dec 2003 11:04:44 AM
On 01 Dec 2003, "derng" <derng@hotmail.com> screwed up his face,
groaned, pushed hard, and farted out the following message in
news:bqggq401s22@enews2.newsguy.com:

You quest is to figure out what those who were not following God's
orders were doing at that time. Only then will you see that this and
other commandments were in fact an improvement.

Were they? Can it ever be an "improvement" to order parents to murder
their own children, no matter what the child may have done? Let the
child be judged by a legal authority, but telling the parents to murder
their *own child*? You are a very sick person if you think that could
*ever* be an "improvement".

Perhaps God could have
just destroyed everyone for good once mankind went bad, would that
have been better for you?

No, actually it wouldn't. What it would do would illustrate to me how
evil and depraved your God really is. But why do I need that
illustrated for me? I see it well enough in the story of the Flood, for
example, and of Sodom and Gomorrah, and of Job, and of Jericho, and so
on and so on.

It is so cute how atheists presume to look
at everything from some lofty perch above it all.

Lofty perch? No, we recognize that humans are not spiritually chosen by
a big ol' skydaddy, that we are nothing but animals, albeit intelligent
ones, and that we make our own meaning in life. I'd say the egotistical
and arrogant beliefs held by most religions qualify as a "lofty perch",
but not atheism.

The atheists of that
time would have chewed you up and spit you out like the little piece
of dirt that you are.

I'm sorry, you personally knew "atheists of that time"? You should
introduce me, I'd be fascinated to meet them. Or, if you didn't
personally know me, I'd like it if you'd be so kind as to show me the
source that tells you they would have "chewed me up and spit me out like
the little piece of dirt I am."

Get real. You are not one tittle smarter than
anyone that lived in any prior age. There is nothing new under the
sun. It has all been done before when it comes to man's relationship
with God. Quit kidding yourself.

Really? I'm not one tittle smarter, or more knowledgeable, than the
people who believed in Baal? And therefore, I should accept that they
were right, and believe in Baal? Hmm.
And I notice you never addressed my point. You never said a word in
defense of the filthy practice of having parents murder their own
disobedient children. No, instead you ranted about how much nerve I
have to challenge your God. You didn't address the actual morality of
the commandment in question. Interesting.
*takes notes*
--
Mekkala, Atheist #2148
"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly
realized I was talking to myself!"
--Peter O'Toole.
.
User: "bob young"

Title: Re: Bible contradictions explained 03 Dec 2003 07:04:10 PM
Mekkala wrote:

On 01 Dec 2003, "derng" <derng@hotmail.com> screwed up his face,
groaned, pushed hard, and farted out the following message in
news:bqggq401s22@enews2.newsguy.com:

You quest is to figure out what those who were not following God's
orders were doing at that time. Only then will you see that this and
other commandments were in fact an improvement.


Were they? Can it ever be an "improvement" to order parents to murder
their own children, no matter what the child may have done? Let the
child be judged by a legal authority, but telling the parents to murder
their *own child*? You are a very sick person if you think that could
*ever* be an "improvement".

Perhaps God could have
just destroyed everyone for good once mankind went bad, would that
have been better for you?


No, actually it wouldn't. What it would do would illustrate to me how
evil and depraved your God really is. But why do I need that
illustrated for me? I see it well enough in the story of the Flood, for
example, and of Sodom and Gomorrah, and of Job, and of Jericho, and so
on and so on.

It is so cute how atheists presume to look
at everything from some lofty perch above it all.


Lofty perch? No, we recognize that humans are not spiritually chosen by
a big ol' skydaddy, that we are nothing but animals, albeit intelligent
ones, and that we make our own meaning in life. I'd say the egotistical
and arrogant beliefs held by most religions qualify as a "lofty perch",
but not atheism.

The atheists of that
time would have chewed you up and spit you out like the little piece
of dirt that you are.


I'm sorry, you personally knew "atheists of that time"? You should
introduce me, I'd be fascinated to meet them. Or, if you didn't
personally know me, I'd like it if you'd be so kind as to show me the
source that tells you they would have "chewed me up and spit me out like
the little piece of dirt I am."

Get real. You are not one tittle smarter than
anyone that lived in any prior age. There is nothing new under the
sun. It has all been done before when it comes to man's relationship
with God. Quit kidding yourself.


Really? I'm not one tittle smarter, or more knowledgeable, than the
people who believed in Baal? And therefore, I should accept that they
were right, and believe in Baal? Hmm.

And I notice you never addressed my point. You never said a word in
defense of the filthy practice of having parents murder their own
disobedient children. No, instead you ranted about how much nerve I
have to challenge your God. You didn't address the actual morality of
the commandment in question. Interesting.

*takes notes*

--
Mekkala, Atheist #2148
"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly
realized I was talking to myself!"
--Peter O'Toole.

"Atheism is the world of reality, it is reason, it is freedom. Atheism is
human concern, and intellectual honesty to a degree that the religious mind
cannot begin to understand. And yet it is more than this. Atheism is not an
old religion, it is not a new and coming religion, in fact it is not, and
never has been, a religion at all. The definition of Atheism is magnificent
in its simplicity: Atheism is merely the bed-rock of sanity in a world of
madness."
[Atheism: An Affirmative View, by Emmett F. Fields]
.
User: "Mekkala"

Title: Re: Bible contradictions explained 04 Dec 2003 09:22:44 AM
On 03 Dec 2003, bob young <alaspectrum@netvigator.com> screwed up his
face, groaned, pushed hard, and farted out the following message in
news:3FCE8777.CB723320@netvigator.com:



Mekkala wrote:

On 01 Dec 2003, "derng" <derng@hotmail.com> screwed up his face,
groaned, pushed hard, and farted out the following message in
news:bqggq401s22@enews2.newsguy.com:

You quest is to figure out what those who were not following God's
orders were doing at that time. Only then will you see that this
and other commandments were in fact an improvement.


Were they? Can it ever be an "improvement" to order parents to
murder their own children, no matter what the child may have done?
Let the child be judged by a legal authority, but telling the parents
to murder their *own child*? You are a very sick person if you think
that could *ever* be an "improvement".

Perhaps God could have
just destroyed everyone for good once mankind went bad, would that
have been better for you?


No, actually it wouldn't. What it would do would illustrate to me
how evil and depraved your God really is. But why do I need that
illustrated for me? I see it well enough in the story of the Flood,
for example, and of Sodom and Gomorrah, and of Job, and of Jericho,
and so on and so on.

It is so cute how atheists presume to look
at everything from some lofty perch above it all.


Lofty perch? No, we recognize that humans are not spiritually chosen
by a big ol' skydaddy, that we are nothing but animals, albeit
intelligent ones, and that we make our own meaning in life. I'd say
the egotistical and arrogant beliefs held by most religions qualify
as a "lofty perch", but not atheism.

The atheists of that
time would have chewed you up and spit you out like the little
piece of dirt that you are.


I'm sorry, you personally knew "atheists of that time"? You should
introduce me, I'd be fascinated to meet them. Or, if you didn't
personally know me, I'd like it if you'd be so kind as to show me the
source that tells you they would have "chewed me up and spit me out
like the little piece of dirt I am."

Get real. You are not one tittle smarter than
anyone that lived in any prior age. There is nothing new under the
sun. It has all been done before when it comes to man's
relationship with God. Quit kidding yourself.


Really? I'm not one tittle smarter, or more knowledgeable, than the
people who believed in Baal? And therefore, I should accept that
they were right, and believe in Baal? Hmm.

And I notice you never addressed my point. You never said a word in
defense of the filthy practice of having parents murder their own
disobedient children. No, instead you ranted about how much nerve I
have to challenge your God. You didn't address the actual morality
of the commandment in question. Interesting.

*takes notes*

--
Mekkala, Atheist #2148
"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly
realized I was talking to myself!"
--Peter O'Toole.


"Atheism is the world of reality, it is reason, it is freedom.
Atheism is human concern, and intellectual honesty to a degree that
the religious mind cannot begin to understand. And yet it is more than
this. Atheism is not an old religion, it is not a new and coming
religion, in fact it is not, and never has been, a religion at all.
The definition of Atheism is magnificent in its simplicity: Atheism is
merely the bed-rock of sanity in a world of madness."
[Atheism: An Affirmative View, by Emmett F. Fields]

Wow -- I like that! "Atheism is ... the bed-rock of sanity in a world
of madness." If you don't mind I think I'll put that in my sig...
thanks.
--
Mekkala, Atheist #2148
"Atheism is ... the bed-rock of sanity in a world of madness."
--Emmett F. Fields
.
User: "bob young"

Title: Re: Bible contradictions explained 05 Dec 2003 06:35:08 AM
Mekkala wrote:

On 03 Dec 2003, bob young <alaspectrum@netvigator.com> screwed up his
face, groaned, pushed hard, and farted out the following message in
news:3FCE8777.CB723320@netvigator.com:



Mekkala wrote:

On 01 Dec 2003, "derng" <derng@hotmail.com> screwed up his face,
groaned, pushed hard, and farted out the following message in
news:bqggq401s22@enews2.newsguy.com:

You quest is to figure out what those who were not following God's
orders were doing at that time. Only then will you see that this
and other commandments were in fact an improvement.


Were they? Can it ever be an "improvement" to order parents to
murder their own children, no matter what the child may have done?
Let the child be judged by a legal authority, but telling the parents
to murder their *own child*? You are a very sick person if you think
that could *ever* be an "improvement".

Perhaps God could have
just destroyed everyone for good once mankind went bad, would that
have been better for you?


No, actually it wouldn't. What it would do would illustrate to me
how evil and depraved your God really is. But why do I need that
illustrated for me? I see it well enough in the story of the Flood,
for example, and of Sodom and Gomorrah, and of Job, and of Jericho,
and so on and so on.

It is so cute how atheists presume to look
at everything from some lofty perch above it all.


Lofty perch? No, we recognize that humans are not spiritually chosen
by a big ol' skydaddy, that we are nothing but animals, albeit
intelligent ones, and that we make our own meaning in life. I'd say
the egotistical and arrogant beliefs held by most religions qualify
as a "lofty perch", but not atheism.

The atheists of that
time would have chewed you up and spit you out like the little
piece of dirt that you are.


I'm sorry, you personally knew "atheists of that time"? You should
introduce me, I'd be fascinated to meet them. Or, if you didn't
personally know me, I'd like it if you'd be so kind as to show me the
source that tells you they would have "chewed me up and spit me out
like the little piece of dirt I am."

Get real. You are not one tittle smarter than
anyone that lived in any prior age. There is nothing new under the
sun. It has all been done before when it comes to man's
relationship with God. Quit kidding yourself.


Really? I'm not one tittle smarter, or more knowledgeable, than the
people who believed in Baal? And therefore, I should accept that
they were right, and believe in Baal? Hmm.

And I notice you never addressed my point. You never said a word in
defense of the filthy practice of having parents murder their own
disobedient children. No, instead you ranted about how much nerve I
have to challenge your God. You didn't address the actual morality
of the commandment in question. Interesting.

*takes notes*

--
Mekkala, Atheist #2148
"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly
realized I was talking to myself!"
--Peter O'Toole.


"Atheism is the world of reality, it is reason, it is freedom.
Atheism is human concern, and intellectual honesty to a degree that
the religious mind cannot begin to understand. And yet it is more than
this. Atheism is not an old religion, it is not a new and coming
religion, in fact it is not, and never has been, a religion at all.
The definition of Atheism is magnificent in its simplicity: Atheism is
merely the bed-rock of sanity in a world of madness."
[Atheism: An Affirmative View, by Emmett F. Fields]


Wow -- I like that! "Atheism is ... the bed-rock of sanity in a world
of madness." If you don't mind I think I'll put that in my sig...
thanks...

no prob. the more that know it the better



--
Mekkala, Atheist #2148
"Atheism is ... the bed-rock of sanity in a world of madness."
--Emmett F. Fields

.




User: "bob young"

Title: Re: Bible contradictions explained 01 Dec 2003 11:13:20 PM
derng wrote:

You quest is to figure out what those who were not following God's orders
were doing at that time. Only then will you see that this and other
commandments were in fact an improvement. Perhaps God could have just
destroyed everyone for good once mankind went bad, would that have been
better for you?

idiot 'He' neither makes nor destroys

It is so cute how atheists presume to look at everything
from some lofty perch above it all.

Not so, yours is the lofty perch, like all preachers; they love to be up there
and admired by the congregation. It is showmanship by another name. Compare
any evangelist' performance on the TV with a promotional cut selling an
excercise bike; you will find the the presentations vary little.
Bob
Hong Kong
"We look at the ancient Greeks with their gods on a mountain top throwing
lightning bolts and say, 'Those ancient Greeks. They were so silly. So
primitive and naive. Not like our religions. We have burning bushes talking to
people and guys walking on water. We're ...sophisticated.'"
Paul Provenza

The atheists of that time would have
chewed you up and spit you out like the little piece of dirt that you are.
Get real. You are not one tittle smarter than anyone that lived in any prior
age. There is nothing new under the sun. It has all been done before when it
comes to man's relationship with God. Quit kidding yourself.

"Mekkala" <joremovedathiskimtoreply@attbi.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9444A6AEA47E2Mekkala@199.45.49.11...

On 01 Dec 2003, "derng" <derng@hotmail.com> screwed up his face,
groaned, pushed hard, and farted out the following message in
news:bqg7ru01r6e@enews4.newsguy.com:

The 'take-away' from that passage is not that we today should kill
disobedient children (boys, girls, or even those who are confused
about their sexuality), rather, the message is the importance of
children obeying and honoring their parents, and all of us, God, our
supreme father.


Well geez, why didn't ya say so? See, folks, derng here would like us
all to know that, well, it wasn't really that bad when God had people
murdering their disobedient children. As it turns out, God doesn't want
*us* to murder our children, he just wants us to learn the lesson that
it's really important to honor your parents. In the interest of
teaching this valuable lesson, he commanded the ancients to murder their
children. Now, if we today had to murder our children, that would be a
Really Bad Thing. But since it was only people long ago who were being
ordered by our wonderful God to murder their children, it ceases to be a
Really Bad Thing and becomes a Really Good Thing! Isn't it just
beautiful? I've got tears of joy in my eyes just thinking about it!

--
Mekkala, Atheist #2148
"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly
realized I was talking to myself!"
--Peter O'Toole.

.



User: "Brian E. Clark"

Title: Re: Bible contradictions explained 04 Dec 2003 11:34:50 AM
derng <derng@hotmail.com> wrote:

The 'take-away' from that passage is not that we today should kill
disobedient children (boys, girls, or even those who are confused about
their sexuality), rather, the message is the importance of children obeying
and honoring their parents, and all of us, God, our supreme father.

It is seldom sufficient, when wrestling with a contradiction, to point
out a "take-away" which a particular sect has attached to the passage in
question. Even if the take-away has any theological merit -- often it
exists simply to divert attention from the problem -- it still doesn't
resolve the contradiction; it merely encourages us to ignore it.
A take-away would be the basis of resolution only in special
circumstances, for example when the lesson taught represents the sole
purpose of a passage which was never meant to be treated literally.
--
-----------
Brian E. Clark
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User: "Mekkala"

Title: Re: Bible contradictions explained 04 Dec 2003 11:44:13 AM
On 04 Dec 2003, Brian E. Clark <reply@newsgroup.only.please> screwed up
his face, groaned, pushed hard, and farted out the following message in
news:MPG.1a393ab06b26e10e98a21a@netnews.comcast.net:

derng <derng@hotmail.com> wrote:

The 'take-away' from that passage is not that we today should kill
disobedient children (boys, girls, or even those who are confused
about their sexuality), rather, the message is the importance of
children obeying and honoring their parents, and all of us, God, our
supreme father.


It is seldom sufficient, when wrestling with a contradiction, to point
out a "take-away" which a particular sect has attached to the passage
in question. Even if the take-away has any theological merit -- often
it exists simply to divert attention from the problem -- it still
doesn't resolve the contradiction; it merely encourages us to ignore
it.

A take-away would be the basis of resolution only in special
circumstances, for example when the lesson taught represents the sole
purpose of a passage which was never meant to be treated literally.

This circumstance is even worse, though. In this case, someone is
pointing out that that passage has a "take-away" as proof that it's not
truly evil, in much the same way that you might say the serial murderer
in /Seven/ was a good person because his murders provided a "take-away".
--
Mekkala, Atheist #2148
"Atheism is ... the bed-rock of sanity in a world of madness."
--Emmett F. Fields
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User: "bob young"

Title: Re: Bible contradictions explained 01 Dec 2003 11:05:23 PM
derng wrote:

The 'take-away' from that passage is not that we today should kill
disobedient children (boys, girls, or even those who are confused about
their sexuality), rather, the message is the importance of children obeying
and honoring their parents, and all of us, God, our supreme father.

.....and if they don't "KILL THEM"



"Mekkala" <joremovedathiskimtoreply@attbi.com> wrote in message
news:Xns94448ED08E32EMekkala@199.45.49.11...

On 01 Dec 2003, "derng" <derng@hotmail.com> screwed up his face,
groaned, pushed hard, and farted out the following message in
news:bqft0j01dv0@enews4.newsguy.com:

<snip>

So, in summary:

It's ok to murder your son if he's really extremely disobedient. No,
really, it is! God said so!

--
Mekkala, Atheist #2148
"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly

realized

I was talking to myself!"
--Peter O'Toole.

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User: "bob young"

Title: Re: Bible contradictions explained 01 Dec 2003 11:04:46 PM
derng wrote:

While you have not presented a 'contradiction' rather just an example of
punishment here is one explanation that even compares the punishment to that
of the Romans which was harsher. I suspect that you like to reject the bible
since it reveals that such a strict punishment was EVER imposed. Perhaps it
is beyond anyone's ability on a forum such as this to explain to you why
that is no reason to reject Christianity. That would require study on your
part. That requires again, a level of sophistication that perhaps you are
unwilling to develop.

.....aaaaah it needs a 'special level of sdophistication' to understand the
stonong fo someone to death. now why didn't I think of that

Surely God is smart enough to have provided enough
"easy outs" for those so inclined to reject His Word. You can take them if
you want, it is your loss.

.......Ooooh it was an 'easy out' by God. Aaaaah, [Wait a minute, I thought he
was a jealous god?!!!???!!!!]

God did not just 'fix' mankind with His own might
in one second as soon as the Fall occurred. The Bible shows the evolution of
his plan for mankind over the years culminating in the coming of Jesus who
is prophesied many times in the OT so much so that it is mathematically
impossible that anyone would have accidentally fulfilled all those
prophesies as Jesus did. Another case to consider is the instance where God
commanded that the Israelites destroy the Baal worshipping Canaanites to
cleanse the land so that the Israelites could continue to develop their
culture worshipping God free of the evil influence. Today people like you
say that killing those pagans makes God evil and the Israelites evil. The
problem you have is not accepting that there is good and evil or that God
can meet out whatever punishment or punishments suit him. You are not the
judge.

Put a fundie in a corner and the most atrocious ***** in reply is guaranteed
- this, indeed is just one of the reasons why I gave up this rubbish years
ago. the inability of them to think makes me sick.
bob
hong Kong
Too often Christians use the Bible as a kind of oracle, selecting a quotation
that fits their point of view. It is interesting how much more often it is used
to condemn others than to challenge oneself.
[anon]
"... the Bible was a collection of books written at different times by
different men -- a strange mixture of diverse human documents -- and a tissue
of irreconcilable notions. Inspired? The Bible is not even intelligent. It is
not even good craftsmanship, but is full of absurdities and contradictions."
[E. Haldeman-Julius, "The Meaning Of Atheism"]
"If one were to take the bible seriously one would go mad.
But to take the bible seriously, one must be already mad."
[A. Crowley]
"If a man would follow, today, the teachings of the Old Testament, he would be
a criminal. If he would follow strictly the teachings of the New, he would be
insane."
[Robert G. Ingersoll]



Deuteronomy 21:18-21

18. If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the
voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have
chastened him, will not hearken unto them;
19. Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out
unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place:
20. And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn
and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton and a drunkard.
21. And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so
shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and
fear.

18. If a man have a stubborn. What God had previously adverted to in two
clauses, tie now embraces in a general law, for it cannot be doubted but
that by rebellious children all are designated who are abusive or insulting
to their father and mother. For if it be a capital crime to be disobedient
to parents, much more is it to strike, or beat them, and to assail them with
reproachful words. In sum, Moses declares that those are deserving of death
who are of such a stubborn and intractable disposition as to reject the
authority of their father and mother, and to hold them in contempt. Whence
also we infer what it is to honor our father and mother, for the punishment
is only denounced for the transgression of the Commandment. When, therefore,
the law delivers over to death all who contumaciously rebel against the
discipline of their parents, it follows that they have refused them their
due honor. An admirable means, however, of moderating the severity of the
law is introduced, when God requires the case to be decided on the evidence
of the father and mother; and commands that it should be publicly heard, so
that none may be condemned at the will of private individuals. By the Roman
law the power of life and death over his children1 was given to the father,
because it was not probable that fathers would be carried away by such
senseless inhumanity as to deal cruelly with their own bowels; but, since
sometimes fathers are found who are not unlike wild beasts, and examples
show us that many, blinded by hate or avarice, have not spared their own
children, this concession of the Roman law is justly to be repudiated. I
allow, indeed, that those who desired to inflict punishment on their
children called their friends into council; but, whereas, the walls of a
private dwelling conceal many disgraceful things, God imposed a much better
restraint on parents when He did not suffer them to go further than to lay
the information and to give their testimony. For, although he would have
credit given to their testimony, still, when the children were brought to
the tribunal of the judges, a legal trim undoubtedly ensued; and this form
of proceeding is prescribed, viz., that the father and mother should bring
their son and make their complaint before the judges of his incorrigible
stubbornness. It is true that the sentence is immediately subjoined; yet we
must infer, nevertheless, that the judges pronounced it before the criminal
was stoned, else it would have been ridiculous that they should sit there
like cyphers. The very mention of a trial, therefore, implies that the son
was heard in his defense, so as to clear himself of the crime, if he was not
guilty of it: for, suppose the moroseness of the father and mother were
notorious; or that the father accused the son by the instigation of a
stepmother; or that any unworthy spite were discovered; or that the father
and mother had conspired to destroy their son in a fit of passion: the
defense of the cause is, therefore, implied in the adverb then,2 for it
would have been more than absurd that the son should be condemned without
being heard. Especially, when he was to be stoned by the whole people, it
was necessary that he should be first convicted; and on this ground he was
brought forth publicly, that he might be allowed to plead his cause. But
although those were condemned who were addicted to other vices also, yet
Moses expressly mentions gluttons and drunkards, to show that, although no
capital crime were alleged, still, dissolute profligacy was sufficient, if
the son could not be corrected by his parents; for it is plain that those
are in a desperate state who have so east away submissiveness and shame as
to receive no profit from the admonitions of their parents. From the end of
the verse we gather what was the twofold object of the punishment -- that
the earth should be purged of the sins whereby it was in a manner, polluted,
and that the death of him who had transgressed might be an example to all.

"Alun Harford" <alunharford@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:bqfrf2$h49$1@pegasus.csx.cam.ac.uk...

"derng" <derng@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:bqfo7d0175e@enews4.newsguy.com...

They are actually only 'contradictions' to those with an extremely
unsophisticated understanding of the verses in question. Typically any

study

beyond even the most brain-dead reading of the sole verses in question
resolves the contradiction very quickly. Hope that helps.


PLEASE give me some 'sophisticated understanding' of Deuteronomy 21:18-21.

Alun Harford


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User: "martin"

Title: Re: Bible contradictions explained 01 Dec 2003 11:24:02 AM
"derng" <derng@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:bqfo7d0175e@enews4.newsguy.com...

They are actually only 'contradictions' to those with an extremely
unsophisticated understanding of the verses in question. Typically any

study

beyond even the most brain-dead reading of the sole verses in question
resolves the contradiction very quickly. Hope that helps.

What happened to Judas?
.
User: "derng"

Title: Re: Bible contradictions explained 01 Dec 2003 11:52:36 AM
Did Judas die by hanging or by falling onto some rocks?
Matthew 27:5 tells us that Judas died by hanging himself. Acts 1:18 tells us
that Judas fell onto some rocks and his body burst open. Is there a
contradiction here?
No. Both accounts are true. Apparently Judas first hanged himself. Then, at
some point, the rope either broke or loosened so that his body slipped from
it and fell to the rocks below and burst open. (Some have suggested that
Judas didn't do a very good job of tying the noose.) Neither account alone
is complete. Taken together, we have a full picture of what happened to
Judas.
http://www.ronrhodes.org/qjudasdie.html
Part of the problem for those coming to the Bible LOOKING HARD, DESPERATELY
SEEKING, REFUSING TO ACCEPT OTHERWISE, contradictions, is that there is
plenty there to trip them up. The fact of the matter is it really can't be
fully understood until the Holy Spirit moves someone. The starting point is
to being studying the Bible with an OPEN MIND (something that some find
IMPOSSIBLE to even attempt) and then with prayer and time wait for the day
when you 'get it'.
"martin" <martin_nospam@btinternet.com> wrote in message
news:bqftfi$7mm$1@sparta.btinternet.com...


"derng" <derng@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:bqfo7d0175e@enews4.newsguy.com...

They are actually only 'contradictions' to those with an extremely
unsophisticated understanding of the verses in question. Typically any

study

beyond even the most brain-dead reading of the sole verses in question
resolves the contradiction very quickly. Hope that helps.


What happened to Judas?


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User: "MaryC"

Title: Re: Bible contradictions explained 02 Dec 2003 12:22:45 AM
"derng" wrote

Part of the problem for those coming to the Bible LOOKING HARD, DESPERATELY
SEEKING, REFUSING TO ACCEPT OTHERWISE, contradictions, is that there is
plenty there to trip them up. The fact of the matter is it really can't be
fully understood until the Holy Spirit moves someone. The starting point is
to being studying the Bible with an OPEN MIND (something that some find
IMPOSSIBLE to even attempt) and then with prayer and time wait for the day
when you 'get it'.


OK, but what's our motivation to come to the bible with such
an open mind, as opposed to the Koran, the Bhagavad-Gita,
the Torah, Science and Health with the Key to the Scriptures,
the Book of Mormon, the writings of Lao Tze or Zoroaster and
so on? I mean, seriously, as an atheist with no prior assumptions
about the superiority of Christianity, what would make me think
that the bible should get the open mind treatment while other
spiritual works should be viewed with more skepticism?
MaryC
"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no
matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and
your own common sense."
Buddha
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User: "Marc Satterwhite"

Title: Re: Bible contradictions explained 02 Dec 2003 08:41:56 AM
MaryC wrote:

"derng" wrote

Part of the problem for those coming to the Bible LOOKING HARD, DESPERATELY
SEEKING, REFUSING TO ACCEPT OTHERWISE, contradictions, is that there is
plenty there to trip them up. The fact of the matter is it really can't be
fully understood until the Holy Spirit moves someone. The starting point is
to being studying the Bible with an OPEN MIND (something that some find
IMPOSSIBLE to even attempt) and then with prayer and time wait for the day
when you 'get it'.


OK, but what's our motivation to come to the bible with such
an open mind, as opposed to the Koran, the Bhagavad-Gita,
the Torah, Science and Health with the Key to the Scriptures,
the Book of Mormon, the writings of Lao Tze or Zoroaster and
so on? I mean, seriously, as an atheist with no prior assumptions
about the superiority of Christianity, what would make me think
that the bible should get the open mind treatment while other
spiritual works should be viewed with more skepticism?

MaryC

I think I might have related this anecdote before, but a while
back I was listening to Hank Hannegraaf (sp?) on his
Bible Answer Man show. He was interviewing a guest
who had written a book about Mormonism, and they were
having a great time talking about how stupid Mormonism
was. Among other things, they cited the silly theology,
the suspicious origins of the Book of Mormon,
the internal contradictions within it,
the utter lack of any archaelogical evidence to back up
the historical claims of the Book of Mormon (not to
mention evidence that actually belies it), the violence
associated with Mormon history, the essential racist
nature of Mormon doctrine, the fact that crucial
doctrines have been changed on several occasions
for political expediency (eg the "revelation" that it
was suddenly OK for blacks to become Elders
just at the time people were starting to question
the tax-exempt status of the Mormon Church
because of its racist policies, not to mention the
earlier about face on polygamy), etc. etc. They were
having a grand old time talking about those foolish,
foolish Mormons.
I knew it wasn't going to happen, of course, but
I sat there wondering when one of them was going to
slap his forehead and say, "Hey, wait a minute,
all this applies to Christianity, too! What HAVE
I been thinking?"
Similarly I once heard HH give a little talk about
cold reading (when someone asked about John Edward)
that would have made James Randi proud. But then
he will cite all the ridiculous pseudo-scientific crap
that the anti-evolution crowd dredges up, without applying
any of his skeptical facilities at all.
I know we all have some internal contradictions, but
this guy is practically the definition of cognitive
dissonance.
(I think I wandered OT a bit, but maybe it will be
of interest to some.)
Best, Marc
.


User: "Elf M. Sternberg"

Title: Re: Bible contradictions explained 02 Dec 2003 10:27:20 AM
"derng" <derng@hotmail.com> writes:

Matthew 27:5 tells us that Judas died by hanging himself. Acts 1:18 tells us
that Judas fell onto some rocks and his body burst open. Is there a
contradiction here?

No. Both accounts are true. Apparently Judas first hanged himself. Then, at
some point, the rope either broke or loosened so that his body slipped from
it and fell to the rocks below and burst open. (Some have suggested that
Judas didn't do a very good job of tying the noose.) Neither account alone
is complete. Taken together, we have a full picture of what happened to
Judas.

Oh, grief, that's some of the most ridiculous weaseling I've
ever seen. Why can't you just accept that the author of neither account
has any clue how Judas died and made something up to satisfy the
bloodthirsty who would want to see the betrayer dead?
Elf
--
Elf M. Sternberg, Proud to be an Extinctionist
http://www.drizzle.com/~elf/
With the advance of biogenetics, it is not so much that we are losing
our dignity and freedom but that we realise we never had them in the
first place. - Slavoj Zizek
.
User: "bob young"

Title: Re: Bible contradictions explained 02 Dec 2003 06:58:07 PM
"Elf M. Sternberg" wrote:

"derng" <derng@hotmail.com> writes:

Matthew 27:5 tells us that Judas died by hanging himself. Acts 1:18 tells us
that Judas fell onto some rocks and his body burst open. Is there a
contradiction here?

No. Both accounts are true. Apparently Judas first hanged himself. Then, at
some point, the rope either broke or loosened so that his body slipped from
it and fell to the rocks below and burst open. (Some have suggested that
Judas didn't do a very good job of tying the noose.) Neither account alone
is complete. Taken together, we have a full picture of what happened to
Judas.


Oh, grief, that's some of the most ridiculous weaseling I've
ever seen. Why can't you just accept that the author of neither account
has any clue how Judas died and made something up to satisfy the
bloodthirsty who would want to see the betrayer dead?


Elf

--
Elf M. Sternberg, Proud to be an Extinctionist
http://www.drizzle.com/~elf/

With the advance of biogenetics, it is not so much that we are losing
our dignity and freedom but that we realise we never had them in the
first place. - Slavoj Zizek

.

User: "bob young"

Title: Re: Bible contradictions explained 02 Dec 2003 06:59:07 PM
"Elf M. Sternberg" wrote:

"derng" <derng@hotmail.com> writes:

Matthew 27:5 tells us that Judas died by hanging himself. Acts 1:18 tells us
that Judas fell onto some rocks and his body burst open. Is there a
contradiction here?

No. Both accounts are true. Apparently Judas first hanged himself. Then, at
some point, the rope either broke or loosened so that his body slipped from
it and fell to the rocks below and burst open. (Some have suggested that
Judas didn't do a very good job of tying the noose.) Neither account alone
is complete. Taken together, we have a full picture of what happened to
Judas.


Oh, grief, that's some of the most ridiculous weaseling I've
ever seen. Why can't you just accept that the author of neither account
has any clue how Judas died and made something up to satisfy the
bloodthirsty who would want to see the betrayer dead?

"There are two things in the world that can never
get together - religion & common sense."
[George W. Foote]
Bob
hong Kong



Elf

--
Elf M. Sternberg, Proud to be an Extinctionist
http://www.drizzle.com/~elf/

With the advance of biogenetics, it is not so much that we are losing
our dignity and freedom but that we realise we never had them in the
first place. - Slavoj Zizek

.


User: "Denis Loubet"

Title: Re: Bible contradictions explained 01 Dec 2003 04:54:15 PM
"derng" <derng@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:bqfv9a01gqv@enews4.newsguy.com...

Did Judas die by hanging or by falling onto some rocks?

Matthew 27:5 tells us that Judas died by hanging himself. Acts 1:18 tells

us

that Judas fell onto some rocks and his body burst open. Is there a
contradiction here?

No. Both accounts are true. Apparently Judas first hanged himself. Then,

at

some point, the rope either broke or loosened so that his body slipped

from

it and fell to the rocks below and burst open. (Some have suggested that
Judas didn't do a very good job of tying the noose.) Neither account alone
is complete. Taken together, we have a full picture of what happened to
Judas.

Except, of course, there's actually no mention what so ever of a rope
breaking or loosening.
So we're left with a contradiction.
Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http://www.io.com/~dloubet
.





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