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User: "Niels van der Linden"
Date: 20 Jun 2005 05:24:07 PM
Object: Bible study. What's up with that?
What do people actually do when they are Bible studying?
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User: "Michelle Malkin"

Title: Re: Bible study. What's up with that? 20 Jun 2005 09:56:15 PM
"Niels van der Linden" <n.f.l.vanderlinden@student.utwente.nl> wrote in
message news:d97fhb$a17$1@netlx020.civ.utwente.nl...

What do people actually do when they are Bible studying?

Read mythology, outdated laws, some poetry and a lot of
murder, lies, sexism, rape and stories stolen from earlier
cultures. Actually reading the Bible has caused a lot of
theists to become atheists.
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User: "Niels van der Linden"

Title: Re: Bible study. What's up with that? 20 Jun 2005 10:30:42 PM

What do people actually do when they are Bible studying?

Read mythology, outdated laws, some poetry and a lot of
murder, lies, sexism, rape and stories stolen from earlier
cultures. Actually reading the Bible has caused a lot of
theists to become atheists.

My question arizes from the following:
They don't do a mythological reading (a la Campbell). There are some things
they don't take literally from it, and other parts they do (Jesus and
all..). But if you don't do the mythological reading, what *are* you doing?
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User: "Vic Sagerquist"

Title: Re: Bible study. What's up with that? 20 Jun 2005 10:36:33 PM
On 20 Jun 2005, Niels van der Linden dropped trou, farted, whirled, then
shouted:

What do people actually do when they are Bible studying?

Read mythology, outdated laws, some poetry and a lot of
murder, lies, sexism, rape and stories stolen from earlier
cultures. Actually reading the Bible has caused a lot of
theists to become atheists.


My question arizes from the following:
They don't do a mythological reading (a la Campbell). There are some
things they don't take literally from it, and other parts they do
(Jesus and all..). But if you don't do the mythological reading, what
*are* you doing?



Learning how to deceive yourself.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
Lovingly plonked by Roger Pearse
______________
"I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't
think there's any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and
parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face
white and praying to a rock."
[Howard Stern]
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User: "Dale"

Title: Re: Bible study. What's up with that? 20 Jun 2005 11:58:04 PM
"Niels van der Linden" <n.f.l.vanderlinden@student.utwente.nl> wrote in
message news:d97fhb$a17$1@netlx020.civ.utwente.nl...

What do people actually do when they are Bible studying?

Most christians rarely crack a Bible outside of Sunday school, so that's the
only place where they actually sit down and read it. They might do a little
interpretation, but also they do a lot of clarifying what was actually going
on in the stories. Everything in the Bible has a particular cutural
reference, so the meaning of a verse or a story benefits from explaining the
historical and cultural context.
It isn't that weird, really. I mean, if you heard people were going to a
class to study Roman history from sources such as Livy, it wouldn't strike
you as strange, would it?
The main difference is that it IS an important part of the inculcation,
because while the students of a Roman history class are required to listen
to a lecture, that lecture is intended to get the students thinking. Whereas
the sermon that the students from the Bible study class will listen is
intended to get the students following. But in either case, prior
familiarity with the course material is a great help in understanding what
is being spoken.
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User: "towelie"

Title: Re: Bible study. What's up with that? 21 Jun 2005 01:04:31 AM
TV's Dale wrote:

"Niels van der Linden" <n.f.l.vanderlinden@student.utwente.nl> wrote in
message news:d97fhb$a17$1@netlx020.civ.utwente.nl...

What do people actually do when they are Bible studying?


Most christians rarely crack a Bible outside of Sunday school, so that's
the
only place where they actually sit down and read it. They might do a
little
interpretation, but also they do a lot of clarifying what was actually
going
on in the stories. Everything in the Bible has a particular cutural
reference, so the meaning of a verse or a story benefits from explaining
the
historical and cultural context.

It isn't that weird, really. I mean, if you heard people were going to a
class to study Roman history from sources such as Livy, it wouldn't strike
you as strange, would it?

The main difference is that it IS an important part of the inculcation,
because while the students of a Roman history class are required to listen
to a lecture, that lecture is intended to get the students thinking.
Whereas
the sermon that the students from the Bible study class will listen is
intended to get the students following. But in either case, prior
familiarity with the course material is a great help in understanding what
is being spoken.

And they always talk about certain, "safe" parts of the Bible, nice little
happy stories with no contradictions and no stories of God's Old Testement
temper tantrums.
--
Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning.
A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing.
- Maynard James Keenan
The belief in the Christian god... is an appalling nightmare. I reject
the notion that the whole universe was created by this kind of evil
creature who would create such a thing. - Anthony Flew, March 22, 2005
aa #2133
ap #19
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User: "In The World Before Clayton, Primal Chaos Reigned!"

Title: Re: Bible study. What's up with that? 20 Jun 2005 05:55:36 PM
"Niels van der Linden" <n.f.l.vanderlinden@student.utwente.nl> wrote in
message news:d97fhb$a17$1@netlx020.civ.utwente.nl...

What do people actually do when they are Bible studying?

The mental version of how I used to "study" when I locked myself in the bath
room for long periods of time when I was a teenager!
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User: "nJb"

Title: Re: Bible study. What's up with that? 21 Jun 2005 11:23:14 PM
In The World Before Clayton, Primal Chaos Reigned! wrote:

"Niels van der Linden" <n.f.l.vanderlinden@student.utwente.nl> wrote in
message news:d97fhb$a17$1@netlx020.civ.utwente.nl...

What do people actually do when they are Bible studying?



The mental version of how I used to "study" when I locked myself in the bath
room for long periods of time when I was a teenager!



Sears catalog?
--
Jack
Plonked by Native American
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User: "In The World Before Clayton, Primal Chaos Reigned!"

Title: Re: Bible study. What's up with that? 22 Jun 2005 01:43:37 AM
"nJb" <none@nowhere.com> wrote in message
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In The World Before Clayton, Primal Chaos Reigned! wrote:

"Niels van der Linden" <n.f.l.vanderlinden@student.utwente.nl> wrote in
message news:d97fhb$a17$1@netlx020.civ.utwente.nl...

What do people actually do when they are Bible studying?



The mental version of how I used to "study" when I locked myself in the

bath

room for long periods of time when I was a teenager!


Sears catalog?

K-Mart....I like the white cotton thing!
.



User: "Katt"

Title: Re: Bible study. What's up with that? 20 Jun 2005 06:14:35 PM
"Niels van der Linden" <n.f.l.vanderlinden@student.utwente.nl> wrote in
message news:d97fhb$a17$1@netlx020.civ.utwente.nl...

What do people actually do when they are Bible studying?

----------
By her side, on the little reading-desk, was a survival from the ages of
litter - one book. This was the Book of the Machine. In it were instructions
against every possible contingency. If she was hot or cold or dyspeptic or
at a loss for a word, she went to the book, and it told her which button to
press. The Central Committee published it. In accordance with a growing
habit, it was richly bound.
Sitting up in the bed, she took it reverently in her hands. She glanced
round the glowing room as if some one might be watching her. Then, half
ashamed, half joyful, she murmured 'O Machine! O Machine!' and raised the
volume to her lips. Thrice she kissed it, thrice inclined her head, thrice
she felt the delirium of acquiescence. Her ritual performed, she turned to
page 1367, which gave the times of the departure of the air-ships from the
island in the southern hemisphere, under whose soil she lived, to the island
in the northern hemisphere, whereunder lived her son.
----------
The second great development was the re-establishment of religion.
This, too, had been voiced in the celebrated lecture. No one could mistake
the reverent tone in which the peroration had concluded, and it awakened a
responsive echo in the heart of each. Those who had long worshipped
silently, now began to talk. They described the strange feeling of peace
that came over them when they handled the Book of the Machine, the pleasure
that it was to repeat certain numerals out of it, however little meaning
those numerals conveyed to the outward ear, the ecstasy of touching a
button, however unimportant, or of ringing an electric bell, however
superfluously.
'The Machine,' they exclaimed, 'feeds us and clothes us and houses us;
through it we speak to one another, through it we see one another, in it we
have our being. The Machine is the friend of ideas and the enemy of
superstition: the Machine is omnipotent, eternal; blessed is the Machine.'
And before long this allocution was printed on the first page of the Book,
and in subsequent editions the ritual swelled into a complicated system of
praise and prayer. The word 'religion' was sedulously avoided, and in theory
the Machine was still the creation and the implement of man. But in practice
all, save a few retrogrades, worshipped it as divine. Nor was it worshipped
in unity. One believer would be chiefly impressed by the blue optic plates,
through which he saw other believers; another by the mending apparatus,
which sinful Kuno had compared to worms; another by the lifts, another by
the Book. And each would pray to this or to that, and ask it to intercede
for him with the Machine as a whole. Persecution - that also was present. It
did not break out, for reasons that will be set forward shortly. But it was
latent, and all who did not accept the minimum known as 'undenominational
Mechanism' lived in danger of Homelessness, which means death, as we know.
----------
Katt.
.
User: "Harry F. Leopold"

Title: Re: Bible study. What's up with that? 22 Jun 2005 12:56:58 AM
On Mon, 20 Jun 2005 18:14:35 -0500, Katt wrote
(in article <v5Ite.39547$8m5.19704@newsfe5-gui.ntli.net>):

"Niels van der Linden" <n.f.l.vanderlinden@student.utwente.nl> wrote in
message news:d97fhb$a17$1@netlx020.civ.utwente.nl...

What do people actually do when they are Bible studying?


----------
By her side, on the little reading-desk, was a survival from the ages of
litter - one book. This was the Book of the Machine. In it were instructions
against every possible contingency. If she was hot or cold or dyspeptic or
at a loss for a word, she went to the book, and it told her which button to
press. The Central Committee published it. In accordance with a growing
habit, it was richly bound.
Sitting up in the bed, she took it reverently in her hands. She glanced
round the glowing room as if some one might be watching her. Then, half
ashamed, half joyful, she murmured 'O Machine! O Machine!' and raised the
volume to her lips. Thrice she kissed it, thrice inclined her head, thrice
she felt the delirium of acquiescence. Her ritual performed, she turned to
page 1367, which gave the times of the departure of the air-ships from the
island in the southern hemisphere, under whose soil she lived, to the island
in the northern hemisphere, whereunder lived her son.
----------
The second great development was the re-establishment of religion.
This, too, had been voiced in the celebrated lecture. No one could mistake
the reverent tone in which the peroration had concluded, and it awakened a
responsive echo in the heart of each. Those who had long worshipped
silently, now began to talk. They described the strange feeling of peace
that came over them when they handled the Book of the Machine, the pleasure
that it was to repeat certain numerals out of it, however little meaning
those numerals conveyed to the outward ear, the ecstasy of touching a
button, however unimportant, or of ringing an electric bell, however
superfluously.
'The Machine,' they exclaimed, 'feeds us and clothes us and houses us;
through it we speak to one another, through it we see one another, in it we
have our being. The Machine is the friend of ideas and the enemy of
superstition: the Machine is omnipotent, eternal; blessed is the Machine.'
And before long this allocution was printed on the first page of the Book,
and in subsequent editions the ritual swelled into a complicated system of
praise and prayer. The word 'religion' was sedulously avoided, and in theory
the Machine was still the creation and the implement of man. But in practice
all, save a few retrogrades, worshipped it as divine. Nor was it worshipped
in unity. One believer would be chiefly impressed by the blue optic plates,
through which he saw other believers; another by the mending apparatus,
which sinful Kuno had compared to worms; another by the lifts, another by
the Book. And each would pray to this or to that, and ask it to intercede
for him with the Machine as a whole. Persecution - that also was present. It
did not break out, for reasons that will be set forward shortly. But it was
latent, and all who did not accept the minimum known as 'undenominational
Mechanism' lived in danger of Homelessness, which means death, as we know.
----------

Katt.

The Machine Stops? It has been quite a few years since I read it.
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
³Damn. Someone's been pissing in my genepool again.³-Kermit
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User: "Katt"

Title: Re: Bible study. What's up with that? 22 Jun 2005 07:42:58 AM
"Harry F. Leopold" <hleopold@coxyx.net> wrote in message

----------
By her side, on the little reading-desk, was a survival from the ages of
litter - one book. This was the Book of the Machine. In it were
instructions

[snip]

did not break out, for reasons that will be set forward shortly. But it
was
latent, and all who did not accept the minimum known as 'undenominational
Mechanism' lived in danger of Homelessness, which means death, as we
know.
----------

The Machine Stops? It has been quite a few years since I read it.

Yes!! Not bad for *1909*, wouldn't you say...?!?!?
Katt.
.
User: "Harry F. Leopold"

Title: Re: Bible study. What's up with that? 22 Jun 2005 10:07:38 AM
On Wed, 22 Jun 2005 07:42:58 -0500, Katt wrote
(in article <m1due.113$iT1.28@newsfe1-win.ntli.net>):

"Harry F. Leopold" <hleopold@coxyx.net> wrote in message

----------
By her side, on the little reading-desk, was a survival from the ages of
litter - one book. This was the Book of the Machine. In it were
instructions


[snip]

did not break out, for reasons that will be set forward shortly. But it
was
latent, and all who did not accept the minimum known as 'undenominational
Mechanism' lived in danger of Homelessness, which means death, as we
know.
----------


The Machine Stops? It has been quite a few years since I read it.


Yes!! Not bad for *1909*, wouldn't you say...?!?!?

Not bad at all, in fact I have it on my PDA so I can re-read it again. (But
with over 350 books on it right now it may be a while. I really wish I had
bought this before I ended up in the hospital for nearly a month, I would not
have been anywhere near as bored as I was.)
I have a fair selection of new, old, and very old SF on my PDA, re-reading
1633 right now, I have that series in Palm Reader, plain-text, and also the
hard-back versions. Real books are so much more comfortable, but e-text is
oh, so handy to carry around.)
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
³It¹s not over till the fat whale farts.²
.



User: "John Baker"

Title: Re: Bible study. What's up with that? 20 Jun 2005 06:27:27 PM
On Mon, 20 Jun 2005 23:14:35 GMT, "Katt" <seruhshjaudn@dfhu.net>
wrote:

"Niels van der Linden" <n.f.l.vanderlinden@student.utwente.nl> wrote in
message news:d97fhb$a17$1@netlx020.civ.utwente.nl...

What do people actually do when they are Bible studying?


----------
By her side, on the little reading-desk, was a survival from the ages of
litter - one book. This was the Book of the Machine. In it were instructions
against every possible contingency. If she was hot or cold or dyspeptic or
at a loss for a word, she went to the book, and it told her which button to
press. The Central Committee published it. In accordance with a growing
habit, it was richly bound.
Sitting up in the bed, she took it reverently in her hands. She glanced
round the glowing room as if some one might be watching her. Then, half
ashamed, half joyful, she murmured 'O Machine! O Machine!' and raised the
volume to her lips. Thrice she kissed it, thrice inclined her head, thrice
she felt the delirium of acquiescence. Her ritual performed, she turned to
page 1367, which gave the times of the departure of the air-ships from the
island in the southern hemisphere, under whose soil she lived, to the island
in the northern hemisphere, whereunder lived her son.
----------
The second great development was the re-establishment of religion.
This, too, had been voiced in the celebrated lecture. No one could mistake
the reverent tone in which the peroration had concluded, and it awakened a
responsive echo in the heart of each. Those who had long worshipped
silently, now began to talk. They described the strange feeling of peace
that came over them when they handled the Book of the Machine, the pleasure
that it was to repeat certain numerals out of it, however little meaning
those numerals conveyed to the outward ear, the ecstasy of touching a
button, however unimportant, or of ringing an electric bell, however
superfluously.
'The Machine,' they exclaimed, 'feeds us and clothes us and houses us;
through it we speak to one another, through it we see one another, in it we
have our being. The Machine is the friend of ideas and the enemy of
superstition: the Machine is omnipotent, eternal; blessed is the Machine.'
And before long this allocution was printed on the first page of the Book,
and in subsequent editions the ritual swelled into a complicated system of
praise and prayer. The word 'religion' was sedulously avoided, and in theory
the Machine was still the creation and the implement of man. But in practice
all, save a few retrogrades, worshipped it as divine. Nor was it worshipped
in unity. One believer would be chiefly impressed by the blue optic plates,
through which he saw other believers; another by the mending apparatus,
which sinful Kuno had compared to worms; another by the lifts, another by
the Book. And each would pray to this or to that, and ask it to intercede
for him with the Machine as a whole. Persecution - that also was present. It
did not break out, for reasons that will be set forward shortly. But it was
latent, and all who did not accept the minimum known as 'undenominational
Mechanism' lived in danger of Homelessness, which means death, as we know.

I'm sure I've read that before......<G>

----------

Katt.

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User: "Katt"

Title: Re: Bible study. What's up with that? 20 Jun 2005 06:55:56 PM
"John Baker" <nunya@bizniz.net> wrote in message
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On Mon, 20 Jun 2005 23:14:35 GMT, "Katt" <seruhshjaudn@dfhu.net>
wrote:


----------
By her side, on the little reading-desk, was a survival from the ages of
litter - one book. This was the Book of the Machine. In it were
instructions

[snip]

latent, and all who did not accept the minimum known as 'undenominational
Mechanism' lived in danger of Homelessness, which means death, as we know.



I'm sure I've read that before......<G>

You undestand my point in posting it, of course...?
:-)
Katt.
.
User: "John Baker"

Title: Re: Bible study. What's up with that? 20 Jun 2005 10:26:41 PM
On Mon, 20 Jun 2005 23:55:56 GMT, "Katt" <seruhshjaudn@dfhu.net>
wrote:

"John Baker" <nunya@bizniz.net> wrote in message
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On Mon, 20 Jun 2005 23:14:35 GMT, "Katt" <seruhshjaudn@dfhu.net>
wrote:


----------
By her side, on the little reading-desk, was a survival from the ages of
litter - one book. This was the Book of the Machine. In it were
instructions


[snip]

latent, and all who did not accept the minimum known as 'undenominational
Mechanism' lived in danger of Homelessness, which means death, as we know.



I'm sure I've read that before......<G>



You undestand my point in posting it, of course...?

Of course. :-)


:-)

Katt.

.




User: "kathryn"

Title: Re: Bible study. What's up with that? 21 Jun 2005 11:22:17 AM
"Niels van der Linden" <n.f.l.vanderlinden@student.utwente.nl> wrote in
message news:d97fhb$a17$1@netlx020.civ.utwente.nl...

What do people actually do when they are Bible studying?

What about bible college?
A "boss" of mine I fiancee was taking a career break to go to bible
college....
He used to be a right hell raiser till he "found god"....unfortunately I
didn't know the hell raiser, no doubt he would of been infinitely more
amenable than the jumped up little twerp he was when I knew him. Seriously -
unless it was a discussion with him about a football he'd tell you to be
quite. Complain that the radio outside the office was too loud and shut to
door. We worked in a friggin file room it wasn't like concentration or
quite was actually required. not to mention not giving me a box marking 1
on my report because of where we worked but giving someone else a box
marking 1......maybe it was because he was male and talked football with him
:\
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User: "Enkidu the Atheist"

Title: Re: Bible study. What's up with that? 20 Jun 2005 05:34:55 PM
"Niels van der Linden" <n.f.l.vanderlinden@student.utwente.nl> wrote in
news:d97fhb$a17$1@netlx020.civ.utwente.nl:

What do people actually do when they are Bible studying?



Don't make light of it! It's long, hard work making sense of the Bible,
rationalizing all the conflicting passages, massaging what it says until
you can believe it says what you wish it said. Some people make a career
of it. Ask Dan Barker.
--
Enkidu AA#2165
EAC Chaplin and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
Nothing [Bush] does can be challenged on moral grounds, however unethical
or evil it might appear, because all of his actions are directed by God. He
can twist the truth, oppress the poor, exalt the rich, despoil the earth,
ignore the law--and murder children--without the slightest compunction, the
briefest moment of doubt or self-reflection, because he believes, he truly
believes, that God squats in his brainpan and tells him what to do.
-- Chris Floyd, CounterPunch, 7/30/03
.

User: "Fred Stone"

Title: Re: Bible study. What's up with that? 20 Jun 2005 08:27:45 PM
"Niels van der Linden" <n.f.l.vanderlinden@student.utwente.nl> wrote in
news:d97fhb$a17$1@netlx020.civ.utwente.nl:

What do people actually do when they are Bible studying?


Reinforcing their beliefs about the material. Then they practice calling up
certain material in the form of stock answers to certain questions. They
also work on the doublethink.
--
Fred Stone
aa# 1369
"Metaphysics is almost always an attempt to prove
the incredible by an appeal to the unintelligible."
[H.L. Mencken, "Prejudices"]
.

User: "*nemo*"

Title: Re: Bible study. What's up with that? 20 Jun 2005 06:10:46 PM
In article <d97fhb$a17$1@netlx020.civ.utwente.nl>,
"Niels van der Linden" <n.f.l.vanderlinden@student.utwente.nl> wrote:

What do people actually do when they are Bible studying?


I usually do some pretty good thinking while I'm studying the Bible. It
has stuff that can lead to very interesting conversations with
Christians. Though truth be told, they find such conversations upsetting.
--
Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
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User: "quibbler"

Title: Re: Bible study. What's up with that? 20 Jun 2005 07:19:08 PM
In article <d97fhb$a17$1@netlx020.civ.utwente.nl>,
n.f.l.vanderlinden@student.utwente.nl says...

What do people actually do when they are Bible studying?

Well, since you ask, it's majorly fucking weird. I picked up a manual
from the "Navigators" about how to "prayerfully study" the bible. They
try to channel spooky juju by compulsively reading a dozen or so verses
repeatedly until they fall into a trance and/or start to have auditory
or visual hallucinations. Of course most of them never really do
achieve that level of insanity, but they would probably think it was
some kind of holy blessing if they were able to force themselves to hear
voices. Mainly they just make ***** up and claim that it was "revealed"
to them by "studying" the bible.
--
Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com)
"It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the
threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow'
disease, and many others, but I think a case can be
made that faith is one of the world's great evils,
comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to
eradicate." -- Richard Dawkins
.

User: "skyeyes"

Title: Re: Bible study. What's up with that? 20 Jun 2005 05:56:56 PM
Niels van der Linden wrote:

What do people actually do when they are Bible studying?

Depends on who's doing the teaching. In general terms, what they're
doing is getting their gray matter laundered.
Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34
EAC Professor of Feline Thermometrics and Cat-Herding
.

User: "Ben Goren"

Title: Re: Bible study. What's up with that? 20 Jun 2005 05:34:08 PM
Niels van der Linden wrote:

What do people actually do when they are Bible studying?

Practicing doublethink.
You know, figuring out how the God of Peace can tell Joshua to
murder, rape, and pillage in Jericho after making the walls
tumble. Or how the God of Love can have a supposedly-innocent man
tortured and murdered as a symbol of the end of suffering and
death. That sort of thing.
Cheers,
b&
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User: "Vic Sagerquist"

Title: Re: Bible study. What's up with that? 20 Jun 2005 10:01:39 PM
On 20 Jun 2005, Ben Goren dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:

Niels van der Linden wrote:

What do people actually do when they are Bible studying?


Practicing doublethink.

You know, figuring out how the God of Peace can tell Joshua to
murder, rape, and pillage in Jericho after making the walls
tumble. Or how the God of Love can have a supposedly-innocent man
tortured and murdered as a symbol of the end of suffering and
death. That sort of thing.

Which gave birth to nonsense like this:
Freedom isn't free
There's a hefty *****-in' fee
And if you don't add your buck-o-five
Who will?
[Team America]
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
Lovingly plonked by Roger Pearse
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think there's any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and
parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face
white and praying to a rock."
[Howard Stern]
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User: "Christopher A. Lee"

Title: Re: Bible study. What's up with that? 21 Jun 2005 05:19:52 AM
On Mon, 20 Jun 2005 22:01:39 -0500, Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> wrote:

On 20 Jun 2005, Ben Goren dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:

Niels van der Linden wrote:

What do people actually do when they are Bible studying?


Practicing doublethink.

You know, figuring out how the God of Peace can tell Joshua to
murder, rape, and pillage in Jericho after making the walls
tumble. Or how the God of Love can have a supposedly-innocent man
tortured and murdered as a symbol of the end of suffering and
death. That sort of thing.


Which gave birth to nonsense like this:

Freedom isn't free
There's a hefty *****-in' fee
And if you don't add your buck-o-five
Who will?

[Team America]

Reminds me of the US air base commander who crassly told local
residents in England who complained about the jet noise "it's the
sound of freedom".
.
User: "Vic Sagerquist"

Title: Re: Bible study. What's up with that? 21 Jun 2005 01:52:29 PM
on 21 Jun 2005 in alt.atheism, Christopher A. Lee dropped trou, farted,
whirled, then shouted:

On Mon, 20 Jun 2005 22:01:39 -0500, Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> wrote:

On 20 Jun 2005, Ben Goren dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:

Niels van der Linden wrote:

What do people actually do when they are Bible studying?


Practicing doublethink.

You know, figuring out how the God of Peace can tell Joshua to
murder, rape, and pillage in Jericho after making the walls
tumble. Or how the God of Love can have a supposedly-innocent man
tortured and murdered as a symbol of the end of suffering and
death. That sort of thing.


Which gave birth to nonsense like this:

Freedom isn't free
There's a hefty *****-in' fee
And if you don't add your buck-o-five
Who will?

[Team America]


Reminds me of the US air base commander who crassly told local
residents in England who complained about the jet noise "it's the
sound of freedom".


Or the guy in Apocalypse Now, talking about the smell of napalm in the
morning.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
______________
As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
.




User: "Ordog"

Title: Re: Bible study. What's up with that? 20 Jun 2005 08:36:16 PM
Niels van der Linden wrote:

What do people actually do when they are Bible studying?

Wasting their time!
Ordog
"Beware of the man whose God is in the skies." Bernard Shaw
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User: "Eris"

Title: Re: Bible study. What's up with that? 20 Jun 2005 05:30:46 PM
On Tue, 21 Jun 2005 00:24:07 +0200, "Niels van der Linden"
<n.f.l.vanderlinden@student.utwente.nl> wrote:

What do people actually do when they are Bible studying?

looking for loop holes?
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