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BIBLICAL EVIDENCES OF SCIENCE |
BIBLICAL EVIDENCES OF SCIENCE
What is now known by science today was always known by the creator. He
revealed some his knowledge to us through the Bible.
1 Chronicles 16:8-9 " Oh, give thanks to the LORD! Call upon His name; make
known His deeds among the peoples! Sing to Him, sing psalms to Him; talk of
all His wondrous works!
Today Science tells us the speed of light is decaying, the magnetic field
is collapsing, the earth is slowly beginning to wobble on its axis, the
protective ozone layer is thinning. In Psalm 102:25-26 -- God predicted the
earth would wear out. These were unknown until the last century.
Science is only beginning to catch up on what God had man record in the
Bible from ancient times. The Bible never claims to be a text book on
science but when it does speak on nature or physics it is absolutely
accurate. God speaking to Abraham who is the one he would begin to give his
teachings to Gen. 13:16 "And I will make your descendants as the dust of the
earth; so that if a man could number the dust of the earth, then your
descendants also could be numbered." Genesis 15:5 says the stars cannot be
numbered by man. Jeremiah 33:32 explains the stars are beyond numbering.
Before the telescope was invented, man was able to number the stars.
Hipparchus said in 150 B.C. there are exactly 1,026 stars. 150 years later a
Roman named Ptolemy said there are 1,056, Kepler counted 1,006. Since
Galileo invented the telescope in 1608, we continued to discover more stars.
Up until the last few hundred years until the discovery of the telescope
there were only 6,000 stars seen by the naked eye. A modern telescope of 200
inches estimates 100 billion stars in our galaxy alone. And there are not
millions but billions of such galaxies. The Biblical scientific insights
were far in advance of four modern day science. Today, with our technology
and high powered telescopes in space and astronomers estimate that there
are 100 billion stars in our galaxy with an additional 20-100 billion
galaxies in the universe! Henry Morris says there are at least 10 million,
billion, billion stars! See Gen.15:5, Job 22:12; Isaiah 55:9; 1 Corinthians
15:41 and 2 Peter 3:10.
Gen. 15:5 "Look now toward heaven, and count the stars if you are able to
number them." And He said to him, "So shall your descendants be." Now we
know there are at least 1 hundred million, billion, billion. This would be
like your counting 10 numbers per second. It would then take you a thousand,
million, billion years. God's point is that we can't count with the naked
eye that high.
Gen. 22:17 " I will multiply your descendants as the stars of the heaven and
as the sand which is on the seashore; Another example of the amount of stars
that cannot be counted.
Isaiah 40:22 tells us the earth is not flat but a round sphere. The prophet
states God "sits above the circle on the face of the earth." The word for
circle in Hebrew, is translated sphere or roundness. The Bible had refuted
the flat earth theory long before scientists actually disproved it. The
atmosphere is a terrestrial blanket making the earth inhabitable --
retaining heat, spreading light, providing air.(Job.26:10) Only someone who
could see it from off the planet would be able to know this.
As Job went though his physical trial he was also having a spiritual one.
God beagn to enter into conversation with him "Listen to this, O Job; stand
still and consider the wondrous works of God" (Job 37:14)
Job 22:14 says the earth is round. "And He walks above the circle of
heaven."
the word meaning circle, circuit, compass that is our atmosphere around the
earth.
For centuries, man believed that the earth was flat. Christopher Columbus
was criticized for setting sail to the other side of the earth, they
expected Columbus to sail off the edge of the earth. Columbus had received
his insight that motivated him from the Bible. When people thought it was
flat God told us it was round. If they only read the Bible they wouldn't
have been afraid to fall off.
Job 26:7 says the earth is suspended on nothing. Early man thought Atlas, a
huge turtle or elephants held up the earth. In the North sky within the
millions of stars is a vast expanse of blackness. The Bible was before the
telescope so only God could describe it. Today we know it is gravity that
holds the planets and stars in their orbits making them appears to be hung
on nothing.
Job 28:25 says air has weight. Science confirms air is about 50 miles thick,
exactly the right composition to support life. It's perfect for our lungs.
The air filters deadly rays. If the earth was 10% larger or smaller all
would die. We are in a fragile balance before the sun between frying and
freezing.
Job 36:27-28; Ecclesiastes 1:6-7; Isaiah 40:12 and 55:10 explains the
hydrological cycle. The condensation and hydrology maintain life, provide
evaporation, transportation, precipitation and run-off . This describe the
repeated cycle of precipitation, its evaporation, and condensation in the
clouds. Solomon wrote in Ecclesiastes 1:6, "The wind blows to the south and
goes round to the north; round and round goes the wind, and on its circuits
with wind returns." This was unknown to man, today science has documented
the direction of wind currents and wind paths.
Job 38:12,17 and Luke 17 show the earth rotates. Ancient science taught a
geocentric view of the universe. The change of night and day were thought to
be caused by the sun revolving around the earth. We know today that it is
the earth's rotation on its axis that gives us the affect of the sun's
rising and setting. Job about 4,000 years ago, wrote Job 38:12 "Have you
commanded the morning since your days began, and caused the dawn to know its
place,
v.14 " It takes on form like clay under a seal" Job paints the picture here
is of clay being turned or rotated on the potter's wheel.
Job 38:16 tells us there are springs in the sea (this was not known until
1913 when they found underground rivers) Solomon mentions about the movement
of water in Eccl.1:7 "All streams run to the sea, but the sea is not full;
to the place where the streams flow, there they flow again." Matthew Maury
who lived in the middle 1800's had a career with the U.S. Navy. He was the
founder of modern oceanography and hydrography. Maury was inspired by Psalm
8:8, dedicated his life to find and document these paths God had mentioned
in Scripture. "whatever passes along the paths of the sea." These paths
were unknown before charted the winds and currents of the Atlantic. Maury
draw accurate maps of ocean currents that are still used today.
Job 38:22 mentions the treasures of the snow. Each flake is of perfect
dimensions and all are different. The snow is beneficial for nitrogen for
fertilizer.
Water is heavier than air, and is transported in clouds. Some see this
process suggested as Godcontinued in his conversation with Job "Dost thou
know the balancing of the clouds, the wondrous works of Him who is perfect
in knowledge?" (Job 37:16).
In Job 36:27 and 28 is the statement, He draws up the drops' of water, which
distill as rain to the streams; the clouds pour Down their moisture and
abundant showers fall on mankind." Here we find an accurate description of
the earth's hydrologic, cycle. Even during the Middle Ages, the source of
rain water was something of a mystery. But in approximately 2,000 B.C. we
find job accurately describing the rain cycle.
Job 38:30 describes ice. Frozen water expands and rises. To sink would kill
water life.
Job 38:31 explains the solar system. The Hebrew speaks of a pivot or hinge.
In the South-Southwest is the Pleiades, 7 stars making up the center of the
solar system. Amos 5:8 states the Pleiades consists of 7 stars but it was
only discovered in this last century because with the naked eye one can see
only 6.
Job 40:15-24 speaks of the Bohemoth and Leviathan, are what we would know as
dinosaurs at the living in the same time as man.
Psalm 8:8 mentions the paths of the sea. We read about "the birds of the
air, and the fish of' the sea, all that swim the paths of the sea.-,." But
it wasn't until the mid nineteenth century when Matthew Fontaine Maury, the
"father of oceanography," published his discovery that the ocean possesses
predictable paths or currents. When Psalm 8 was written, the only seas known
to the Hebrews were the Dead Sea, the Sea of Galilee, the Mediterranean, and
the Red Sea.' These bodies of water did not possess "paths" or significant
observable currents. It took Matthew Maury a great deal of time to collect
the crude observational data that existed from the fifteenth to the
nineteenth century to make his own discovery. And yet the Psalmist wrote of
"the paths of the seas."
Psalm 102:25,26 reveals the earth is wearing down, the magnetic field is
collapsing the earth is slowly beginning to wobble on its axis, the
protective ozone layer is thinning, the 2nd law of thermodynamics proves
everything is wearing down.
Psalm 139:13-16 poetically describes the value of the DNA molecule in the
formation of the unborn child.
Proverbs 8:26 explains the dust particles and the air which makes light.
Proverbs 16:24 and 17:22 explains psychotherapy.
In recent history science taught that most clouds are formed by evaporation
of water from the ocean, but the Bible rcorded this centuries ago. We read
in Ecclesiastes 1:6-7, "The wind blows to the south and turns to the north;
round and round it goes, ever returning on its course. All streams flow into
the sea, yet the sea is never full. To the place the streams come from,
there they return again. Here King Solomon, writing 3,000 years ago explains
how the oceans are the origin of rain. tells us the wind has currents.
Meteorology or the circulation of winds move by fixed laws, speaks of global
wind currents and the earth's water cycle. "The phrase, 'the wind blows to
the south and turns to the north; round and round it goes, ever returning on
its course' is an accurate and astonishing description of the circular flow
of air around the earth, called the 'jet stream,' well known to anyone who
watches the evening news weather reports"( also in Isaiah 40:12.) This is
only a recent understanding of scientists. Is Scripture human supposition or
divine revelation?
Daniel 12:4 told us knowledge would increase. Only in the last 100 YEARS of
time have we developed the common match, ink pen or safety pin. From candles
to lanterns to light bulbs. The last period of time (a little over 100
years) has brought us from the ox cart of the old west like the olden times
of Egypt to modern planes and spacecraft. Today knowledge doubles every two
weeks.
Rom.1:20 explains Atoms. Tells us that things seen are made from the
invisible things.
Heb.11:3 By faith we understand that the worlds were framed (made to fit put
in order) by the word of God, so that the things which are seen were not
made of things which are visible.
The things which are seen are made of things not seen. This was not known
until modern science discovered the invisible atoms. Invisible to the eye
microscopic structures, The Encyclopedia describes it as a unit of matter,
the smallest unit of an element, having all the characteristics of that
element and consisting of a dense, central, positively charged nucleus
surrounded by a system of electrons. The entire structure has an approximate
diameter of 10-8 centimeter and characteristically remains undivided in
chemical reactions except for limited removal, transfer, or exchange of
certain electrons. Atoms cannot be seen using optical microscopes, they are
much smaller than the wavelengths of visible light. Seen by imaging
techniques such as electron microscopes, scanning tunneling microscopes, and
atomic force microscopes,
Joseph John Thomson in 1897 to involve a stream of negatively charged
particles with individual masses much smaller than that of any atom. These
particles were called electrons, and they were soon recognized to be a
constituent of all atoms. That is, atoms are not indivisible but contain
parts.
In other sciences we find similar scientific prevision. In medicine, God had
directed Abraham to circumcise newborn males specifically on the eighth day
(Genesis 17:12). It wasn't until the twentieth century we discovered that
only after eight days of life does vitamin K in the infant's diet permit
prothrombin, an important blood clotting factor, to reach its peak. To
circumcise on an earlier day, when the clotting mechanism is immature, could
result in excessive bleeding. Further, there are many other cultures that
circumcise their males on the first, fourth, sixth, seventh, or twentieth
days of life. If the Jews had discovered the eighth day merely by trial and
error, why didn't other cultures do so? Clearly Jewish practice was based on
obedience to divine revelation. Deut.23:12-14, Lev. 17:11, and many other
Scriptures reflect hygienic or medical knowledge far in advance of its time.
The life is in the blood.
Leviticus 17:11 shows us the life of flesh is in the blood. Something only
recently discovered by science. There are 75,000 miles of veins and arteries
in the body to carry the blood.
Many of the great scientific discoveries were inspired through the Word of
God. As men who trusted God as the creator discovered an intelligent
designer for the universe and pursued what he inspired others to write
thousands of years before.
While the Bible is not written as a science textbook when it speaks on
nature and science it is accurate. Only the creator could communicate this.
A good portion of our modern science was founded by creationists.
Francis and Roger Bacon.
Galileo=Heliocentricity
Sir Issac Newton= Calculas and gravity, particle theory of light
Joseph Lister= Antiseptic surgery
Matthew Maury- Discovery of oceanography from Psalms 8:8
Louis Pastuer = sterilization, bacteriology he is one of the greatest
biologists.
Johann Kepler =celestial mechanics astronomy
Robert Boyle= founder of chemistry ( a Christian ).
William Harvey= circulation of the blood.
Modern discoveries by Christians= Michael faraday -made the generator and
electro magnetic induction
Samuel Morris made the telegraph and his first words Numbers 23:23 "what God
has wrought."
James Simpson was the founder of ginecology founded chloroform on Adams deep
sleep (he said his greatest discovery was that he had a savior.)
Charles Barage= Computer, speedometer, opthamaloscope ( a Christian)
Carolus Lineaus= Gave us the family of species the Genesis kind (believer in
the Bible) Taxonomy.
Nicolas Steno= Father of the science of stratography
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http://www.atheistfools.com
"Few men are so obstinate in their atheism, that a pressing danger will not
compel them to acknowledgment of a divine power....."
Plato
"Atheism is a disease of the soul before it becomes an error of
understanding....."
Plato
"No one ever dies an atheist....."
Plato
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http://www.arn.org/
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http://www.asa3.org/
Answers in Genesis
http://www.answersingenesis.org/
Associates for Biblical Research
http://www.ChristianAnswers.net/abr/abrhome.html
Association of Christian Astronomers International
http://www.christian-astronomers.org/
Affiliation of Christian Geologists
http://www.wheaton.edu/ACG/
Center for Theology and the Natural Sciences
http://www.ctns.org/
Christian Geology Ministry
http://www.kjvbible.org/
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| User: "Dave Oldridge" |
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| Title: Re: BIBLICAL EVIDENCES OF SCIENCE |
06 Jun 2004 08:36:09 AM |
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"+Church of The Painful Truth+" <laserlover2ooo@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:NOpwc.144$so1.40184@news.uswest.net:
BIBLICAL EVIDENCES OF SCIENCE
What is now known by science today was always known by the creator. He
revealed some his knowledge to us through the Bible.
1 Chronicles 16:8-9 " Oh, give thanks to the LORD! Call upon His name;
make known His deeds among the peoples! Sing to Him, sing psalms to
Him; talk of all His wondrous works!
You should read down to verse 30. It says:
1Ch 16:30 Fear before him, all the earth: the world also shall be
stable, that it be not moved.
And it was cited by the scholastics as evidence against Galileo.
Today Science tells us the speed of light is decaying, the magnetic
field is collapsing, the earth is slowly beginning to wobble on its
axis, the protective ozone layer is thinning. In Psalm 102:25-26 --
God predicted the earth would wear out. These were unknown until the
last century.
No, actually science only tells us some of these things. For example,
there is no real evidence that the speed of light is decaying in any sort
of remarkable fashion. That is an invention by creationists doing bad
science and creative math of the same type that gets bookkeepers jailed.
The magnetic field is oscillating, not collapsing. And the earth has
been wobbling for whole geologic eras. The ozone layer is thinning,
though, because some silly apes created a bunch of flourocarbon catalysts
and set them loose in the atmosphere. In short, most of what you're
babbling about remains unknown and unobserved except in the fetid minds
of creationists trying to rationalize their idolatry of an ancient book
they aren't qualified to read and understand.
I keep telling you: Get your science from scientists and get your
theology from the Church. You're getting your science and your theology
from hayseed self-appointed preachers.
--
Dave Oldridge
ICQ 1800667
Paradoxically, most real events are highly improbable.
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| User: "Spooked " |
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06 Jun 2004 09:28:22 AM |
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Dave Oldridge <doldridg@leavethisoutshaw.ca> wrote:
I keep telling you: Get your science from scientists and get your
theology from the Church. You're getting your science and your theology
from hayseed self-appointed preachers.
http://www.hayseed-dixie.com/
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| User: "dummie" |
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06 Jun 2004 04:35:57 PM |
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"+Church of The Painful Truth+" <laserlover2ooo@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:<NOpwc.144$so1.40184@news.uswest.net>...
BIBLICAL EVIDENCES OF SCIENCE
<chomp>
Science has done fine despite the Bible. Is whatever the ***** you just
said answered?
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BAAWA Knight!
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| User: "Spooked" |
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05 Jun 2004 03:40:52 PM |
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"+Church of The Painful Truth+" <laserlover2ooo@yahoo.com> wrote:
BIBLICAL EVIDENCES OF SCIENCE
A rather large work you present to us heathens.
Is this original content or cut-n-paste?
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| User: "John Baker" |
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05 Jun 2004 05:47:12 PM |
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"Spooked" <spooked@127.1> wrote in message
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"+Church of The Painful Truth+" <laserlover2ooo@yahoo.com> wrote:
BIBLICAL EVIDENCES OF SCIENCE
A rather large work you present to us heathens.
Is this original content or cut-n-paste?
You're kidding, right? <G> Raytard has never had an original thought in his
life. It's no doubt copied verbatim from some cretinist web site or
pamphlet.
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| User: "Jens Vogel" |
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06 Jun 2004 12:12:00 PM |
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+Church of The Painful Truth+ wrote:
BIBLICAL EVIDENCES OF SCIENCE
What is now known by science today was always known by the creator. He
revealed some his knowledge to us through the Bible.
You know, it's funny you're mentioning that... I once read a book that
foretold that man would once be able to open a body and take out a
living child. The book was called "Little Magenta Riding Hood" or
something. I mean, OK, the body opened was the one of an evil wolf, but
we all have to understand that this was long before emancipation and
the authors of the book were men.
Jens
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| User: "GlennGlenn" |
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05 Jun 2004 03:41:50 PM |
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In article <NOpwc.144$so1.40184@news.uswest.net>, +Church of The
Painful Truth+ <laserlover2ooo@yahoo.com> wrote:
BIBLICAL EVIDENCES OF SCIENCE
Dumb all over
(Zappa)
From the album You are what you is, 1981, (Bark 2-Barking PW2-37537)
Whoever we are
Wherever we're from
We shoulda noticed by now
Our behavior is dumb
And if our chances
Expect to improve
It's gonna take a lot more
Than tryin' to remove
The other race
Or the other whatever
From the face
Of the planet altogether
They call it THE EARTH
Which is a dumb kinda name
But they named it right
'Cause we behave the same...
*We are dumb all over*
Dumb all over,
Yes we are
Dumb all over,
Near 'n far
Dumb all over,
Black 'n white
People, we is not wrapped tight
Nurds on the left
Nurds on the right
Religous fanatics
On the air every night
Sayin' the Bible
Tells the story
Makes the details
Sound real gory
'Bout what to do
If the geeks over there
Don't believe in the book
We got over here
You can't run a race
Without no feet
'N pretty soon
There won't be no street
For dummies to jog on
Or doggies to dog on
Religous fanatics
Can make it be all gone
(I mean it won't blow up
'N disappear
It'll just look ugly
For a thousand years...)
You can't run a country
By a book of religion
Not by a heap
Or a lump or a smidgeon
Of foolish rules
Of ancient date
Designed to make
You all feel great
While you fold, spindle
And mutilate
Those unbelievers
From a neighboring state
TO ARMS! TO ARMS!
Hooray! That's great
Two legs ain't bad
Unless there's a crate
They ship the parts
To mama in
For souvenirs: two ears *(Get Down!)*
Not his, not hers, *(but what the hey?)*
The Good Book says:
*("It gotta be that way!")*
But their book says:
*"REVENGE THE CRUSADES...
With whips 'n chains
'N hand grenades..."*
TWO ARMS? TWO ARMS?
Have another and another
Our God says:
*"There ain't no other!"*
Our God says
*"It's all okay!"*
Our God says
*"This is the way!"*
It says in the book:
*"Burn 'n destroy...*
*'N repent, 'n redeem*
*'N revenge, 'n deploy*
*'N rumble thee forth*
*To the land of the unbelieving scum on
the other side*
*'Cause they don't go for what's in the
book*
*'N that makes 'em BAD*
*So verily we must choppeth them up*
*And stompeth them down*
*Or rent a nice French bomb*
*To poof them out of existance
*While leaving their real estate just where
we need it*
*To use again*
*For temples in which to praise
OUR GOD*
*("Cause he can really take care of
business!")*
And when his humble TV servant
With humble white hair
And humble glasses
And a nice brown suit
And maybe a blond wife who takes
phone calls
Tells us our God says
It's okay to do this stuff
Then we gotta do it,
'Cause if we don't do it,
We ain't gwine up to *hebbin!*
(Depending on which book you're using
at the time...Can't use theirs... it don't work
...it's all lies...Gotta use mine...)
Ain't that right?
That's what they say
Every night...
Every day...
Hey, we can't really be dumb
If we're just following *God's Orders*
Hey, let's get serious...
God knows what he's doin'
He wrote this book here
An' the book says:
*He made us all to be just like Him,"
so...
If we're dumb...
Then God is dumb...
*(An' maybe even a little ugly on the side)*
--
GlennGlenn -- aa#825 --
"As long as half the world's population subsists on less than two dollars a
day, the US will not be secure.... A world populated by 'hostile have-nots' is
not one in which US leadership can be sustained without coercion" --Howard Dean
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05 Jun 2004 06:52:36 PM |
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"GlennGlenn" <> wrote in message
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In article <NOpwc.144$so1.40184@news.uswest.net>, +Church of The
Painful Truth+ <laserlover2ooo@yahoo.com> wrote:
BIBLICAL EVIDENCES OF SCIENCE
Dumb all over
(Zappa)
From the album You are what you is, 1981, (Bark 2-Barking PW2-37537)
Whoever we are
Wherever we're from
We shoulda noticed by now
Our behavior is dumb
And if our chances
Expect to improve
It's gonna take a lot more
Than tryin' to remove
The other race
Or the other whatever
From the face
Of the planet altogether
They call it THE EARTH
Which is a dumb kinda name
But they named it right
'Cause we behave the same...
*We are dumb all over*
Dumb all over,
Yes we are
Dumb all over,
Near 'n far
Dumb all over,
Black 'n white
People, we is not wrapped tight
Nurds on the left
Nurds on the right
Religous fanatics
On the air every night
Sayin' the Bible
Tells the story
Makes the details
Sound real gory
'Bout what to do
If the geeks over there
Don't believe in the book
We got over here
You can't run a race
Without no feet
'N pretty soon
There won't be no street
For dummies to jog on
Or doggies to dog on
Religous fanatics
Can make it be all gone
(I mean it won't blow up
'N disappear
It'll just look ugly
For a thousand years...)
You can't run a country
By a book of religion
Not by a heap
Or a lump or a smidgeon
Of foolish rules
Of ancient date
Designed to make
You all feel great
While you fold, spindle
And mutilate
Those unbelievers
From a neighboring state
TO ARMS! TO ARMS!
Hooray! That's great
Two legs ain't bad
Unless there's a crate
They ship the parts
To mama in
For souvenirs: two ears *(Get Down!)*
Not his, not hers, *(but what the hey?)*
The Good Book says:
*("It gotta be that way!")*
But their book says:
*"REVENGE THE CRUSADES...
With whips 'n chains
'N hand grenades..."*
TWO ARMS? TWO ARMS?
Have another and another
Our God says:
*"There ain't no other!"*
Our God says
*"It's all okay!"*
Our God says
*"This is the way!"*
It says in the book:
*"Burn 'n destroy...*
*'N repent, 'n redeem*
*'N revenge, 'n deploy*
*'N rumble thee forth*
*To the land of the unbelieving scum on
the other side*
*'Cause they don't go for what's in the
book*
*'N that makes 'em BAD*
*So verily we must choppeth them up*
*And stompeth them down*
*Or rent a nice French bomb*
*To poof them out of existance
*While leaving their real estate just where
we need it*
*To use again*
*For temples in which to praise
OUR GOD*
*("Cause he can really take care of
business!")*
And when his humble TV servant
With humble white hair
And humble glasses
And a nice brown suit
And maybe a blond wife who takes
phone calls
Tells us our God says
It's okay to do this stuff
Then we gotta do it,
'Cause if we don't do it,
We ain't gwine up to *hebbin!*
(Depending on which book you're using
at the time...Can't use theirs... it don't work
...it's all lies...Gotta use mine...)
Ain't that right?
That's what they say
Every night...
Every day...
Hey, we can't really be dumb
If we're just following *God's Orders*
Hey, let's get serious...
God knows what he's doin'
He wrote this book here
An' the book says:
*He made us all to be just like Him,"
so...
If we're dumb...
Then God is dumb...
*(An' maybe even a little ugly on the side)*
--
GlennGlenn -- aa#825 --
"As long as half the world's population subsists on less than two dollars
a
day, the US will not be secure.... A world populated by 'hostile
have-nots' is
not one in which US leadership can be sustained without coercion" --Howard
Dean
From the Album Bat out of Hell
Blind as a bat
Blind as a bat
A bat out of hell
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| User: "Hope Simmers" |
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| Title: Re: BIBLICAL EVIDENCES OF SCIENCE |
08 Jun 2004 01:19:33 PM |
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"+Church of The Spoof Troof+" <littleboylover2ooo@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:<72twc.386$v15.129845@news.uswest.net>...
From the Album Bat out of Hell
Blind as a bat
Blind as a bat
A bat out of hell
Only Churchy would be dumb enough to:
1. Quote Meatloaf and;
2. Get it wrong.
Would The Management please do something about getting us a better
class of troll? Something with a modicum of wit, perhaps? I know the
EAC is strapped for cash, but this is important. Promises were made!
Vaguely yours,
Hope Simmers
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| User: "John Baker" |
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| Title: Re: BIBLICAL EVIDENCES OF SCIENCE |
08 Jun 2004 04:09:43 PM |
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"Hope Simmers" <Hope_Simmers@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:360bcb84.0406081019.1f022317@posting.google.com...
"+Church of The Spoof Troof+" <littleboylover2ooo@yahoo.com> wrote in
message news:<72twc.386$v15.129845@news.uswest.net>...
From the Album Bat out of Hell
Blind as a bat
Blind as a bat
A bat out of hell
Only Churchy would be dumb enough to:
1. Quote Meatloaf and;
2. Get it wrong.
And 3. think it's relevant to anything.
Would The Management please do something about getting us a better
class of troll? Something with a modicum of wit, perhaps? I know the
EAC is strapped for cash, but this is important. Promises were made!
Vaguely yours,
Hope Simmers
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| User: "Steve Knight" |
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| Title: Re: BIBLICAL EVIDENCES OF SCIENCE |
05 Jun 2004 10:18:26 PM |
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On Sat, 5 Jun 2004 13:11:22 -0700, "+Church of The Painful Truth+"
<laserlover2ooo@yahoo.com> wrote:
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(Like I'm going to read three hundred lines of bible crap.)
Hey, retard! Seriously, do you think, with your reputation as being
a complete fucking imbecile, a mouth breathing, knuckle dragging,
chicken chomping geek, the newsgroup village idiot that anyone would
actually spend more than three seconds reading what you post?
BIBLICAL EVIDENCES OF SCIENCE
What is now known by science today was always known by the creator. He
revealed some his knowledge to us through the Bible.
Like rabbits chew cud. Bats are birds. Whales are fish. Leviathans
are dinosaurs. People are made from dirt and bone. Staffs turn into
snakes. Bushes, donkeys and snakes talk.
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
www.sonic.net/~wooly
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| User: "Earl Camembert" |
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| Title: Re: BIBLICAL EVIDENCES OF SCIENCE |
05 Jun 2004 11:54:40 PM |
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On Sat, 5 Jun 2004 13:11:22 -0700, "+Church of The Painful Truth+"
<laserlover2ooo@yahoo.com> wrote:
Science is only beginning to catch up on what God had man record in the
Bible from ancient times. The Bible never claims to be a text book on
science but when it does speak on nature or physics it is absolutely
accurate.
Ezekiel 32:7 And when I shall put thee out, I will cover the heaven,
and make the stars thereof dark; I will cover the sun with a cloud,
and the moon shall not give her light.
The moon gives light, I don't think so. If he covers the sun the moon
goes out.
16 God made the two great lights: the greater light to rule the day,
and the lesser light to rule the night. He also made the stars.
17 God set them in the expanse of sky to give light to the earth,
He made two great lights, the moon is a light? As an after thought he
made the stars. Why did he make the billions of stars? To give light
to the Earth.
You people that never read the Bible are really ignorant.
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| User: "David Jensen" |
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| Title: Re: BIBLICAL EVIDENCES OF SCIENCE |
06 Jun 2004 10:08:58 AM |
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In alt.talk.creationism, Earl Camembert <nospam@forme.org> wrote in
<9i85c0ttcfolms9u0e8a11hl5d8ei4mthh@4ax.com>:
On Sat, 5 Jun 2004 13:11:22 -0700, "+Church of The Painful Truth+"
<laserlover2ooo@yahoo.com> wrote:
Science is only beginning to catch up on what God had man record in the
Bible from ancient times. The Bible never claims to be a text book on
science but when it does speak on nature or physics it is absolutely
accurate.
Ezekiel 32:7 And when I shall put thee out, I will cover the heaven,
and make the stars thereof dark; I will cover the sun with a cloud,
and the moon shall not give her light.
The moon gives light, I don't think so. If he covers the sun the moon
goes out.
16 God made the two great lights: the greater light to rule the day,
and the lesser light to rule the night. He also made the stars.
17 God set them in the expanse of sky to give light to the earth,
He made two great lights, the moon is a light? As an after thought he
made the stars. Why did he make the billions of stars? To give light
to the Earth.
You people that never read the Bible are really ignorant.
Not to mention that the moon is seen during the daytime as often as it
is seen during the night.
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