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"Steve Knight" |
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07 Oct 2003 06:32:43 PM |
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Biblical Law |
An email I recieved.
1. Marriage in the United States shall consist of a union between one
man and one or more women. (Gen 29:17-28; II Sam 3:2-5.) Marriage
shall not impede a man's right to take concubines in addition to his
wife or wives. (II Sam 5:13; I Kings 11:3; II Chron 11:21)
2. A marriage shall be considered valid only if the wife is a virgin.
If the wife is not a virgin, she shall be executed.(Deut 22:13-21)
Marriage of a Christian and a pagan shall be forbidden. (Gen 24:3; Num
25:1-9; Ezra 9:12; Neh 10:30)
3. Since marriage is for life, neither this Constitution nor the
constitution of any State, nor any state or federal law, shall be
construed to permit divorce. (Deut 22:19; Mark 10:9)
4. If a married man dies without children, his brother shall marry the
widow. If he refuses to marry his brother's widow or deliberately does
not give her children, he shall pay a fine of one shoe and be
otherwise punished in a manner to be determined by law. (Gen. 38:6-10;
Deut 25:5-10)
5. The law must preserve the duty of each citizen to burn an ox as a
sacrifice, regardless of whether the odor pleases the neighbors - as
it does God - or not. (Lev 18:22)
6. Each citizen shall have the right to sell his daughter(s) into
slavery, setting his own price. (Exodus 21:7)
7. All citizens may own slaves, like in the good old days, both male
and female, so long as they're foreigners. (Lev 25:44)
8. Any citizen who finds his neighbor working on Sunday must kill him.
(Exodus 35:2)
9. Eating shellfish of any sort must be deemed "an abomination," with
penalties set by local law enforcement. (Lev 11:10)
10. Any citizen with poor eyesight and who nevertheless goes to
church, shall be guilty of an abomination. (Lev 21:20)
11. Trimming the hair around the temples should be a capital crime.
(Lev 19:27)
12. Since touching the skin of a dead pig makes one "unclean," no one
can wear gloves made of pigskin. (Lev 11:6-8)
13. Anyone who plants two different crops in a field, who wears
garments made of two different fabrics, or who curses or blasphemes,
must be stoned to death. (Lev 19:19, 20:14)
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
www.sonic.net/~wooly
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| User: "Anonymous Nobody" |
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| Title: Re: Biblical Law |
07 Oct 2003 07:38:35 PM |
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"Steve Knight" <wooly@onic.net> wrote in message
news:o6j6ov8nlbr035mb8eap78t9emfv2c9dti@4ax.com...
An email I recieved.
1. Marriage in the United States shall consist of a union between one
man and one or more women. (Gen 29:17-28; II Sam 3:2-5.) Marriage
shall not impede a man's right to take concubines in addition to his
wife or wives. (II Sam 5:13; I Kings 11:3; II Chron 11:21)
2. A marriage shall be considered valid only if the wife is a virgin.
If the wife is not a virgin, she shall be executed.(Deut 22:13-21)
Marriage of a Christian and a pagan shall be forbidden. (Gen 24:3; Num
25:1-9; Ezra 9:12; Neh 10:30)
3. Since marriage is for life, neither this Constitution nor the
constitution of any State, nor any state or federal law, shall be
construed to permit divorce. (Deut 22:19; Mark 10:9)
4. If a married man dies without children, his brother shall marry the
widow. If he refuses to marry his brother's widow or deliberately does
not give her children, he shall pay a fine of one shoe and be
otherwise punished in a manner to be determined by law. (Gen. 38:6-10;
Deut 25:5-10)
5. The law must preserve the duty of each citizen to burn an ox as a
sacrifice, regardless of whether the odor pleases the neighbors - as
it does God - or not. (Lev 18:22)
6. Each citizen shall have the right to sell his daughter(s) into
slavery, setting his own price. (Exodus 21:7)
7. All citizens may own slaves, like in the good old days, both male
and female, so long as they're foreigners. (Lev 25:44)
8. Any citizen who finds his neighbor working on Sunday must kill him.
(Exodus 35:2)
9. Eating shellfish of any sort must be deemed "an abomination," with
penalties set by local law enforcement. (Lev 11:10)
10. Any citizen with poor eyesight and who nevertheless goes to
church, shall be guilty of an abomination. (Lev 21:20)
11. Trimming the hair around the temples should be a capital crime.
(Lev 19:27)
12. Since touching the skin of a dead pig makes one "unclean," no one
can wear gloves made of pigskin. (Lev 11:6-8)
13. Anyone who plants two different crops in a field, who wears
garments made of two different fabrics, or who curses or blasphemes,
must be stoned to death. (Lev 19:19, 20:14)
Warlord Steve
I can't believe someone had the balls to send you this.
Look how crazy these fuckers are!
From: http://www.straightistheway.com/tracts/judgenot.html
Some silly ***** from them:
"Scripture deals with topics ranging from simple to advanced truth. Milk is
for babes in Christ; meat is for men of God. The question of whether or not
Christians should judge is milk -- preschool. The newest believer taught
any of a hundred passages would immediately understand that he must judge.
Judging others is fundamental. It is not a difficult concept and should in
no way be controversial. "Everyone who partakes only in milk is unskilled
in the Word of righteousness, for he is a babe" (Heb. 5:13). Sadly, the
Church of today is lactose intolerant, having trouble with mere milk."
Jesus repeatedly taught men to judge rightly, insisting they "judge with
righteous judgment" (John 7:24) and He praised a man who "rightly judged"
(Luke 7:43). Paul shamed the Corinthian Christians because no one among
them was willing to "judge the smallest matters" (1 Cor. 6:2). As the
Apostle wrote, "He who is spiritual judges all things" for "we have the mind
of Christ" (1Cor. 2:15-16).
Makes me think of that fuckin' rock in Talabama these idiots worshipped.
I will forever show the video clip of that idiot screaming, "Take your hands
off our Gawd!"
Talk about displaced psychosis!
BAAWA
www.sonic.net/~wooly
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: Biblical Law |
07 Oct 2003 08:45:25 PM |
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"Steve Knight" <wooly@onic.net> wrote in message
news:o6j6ov8nlbr035mb8eap78t9emfv2c9dti@4ax.com...
An email I recieved.
Randi had it on his website last week.
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| User: "Maverick" |
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| Title: Re: Biblical Law |
08 Oct 2003 06:43:22 PM |
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10/8/2003, around 01:32:43 AM, Steve Knight wrote:
An email I recieved.
1. Marriage in the United States shall consist of a union between one
man and one or more women. (Gen 29:17-28; II Sam 3:2-5.)
More women, sure, but I don't want to marry anyone. :)
Marriage
shall not impede a man's right to take concubines in addition to his
wife or wives. (II Sam 5:13; I Kings 11:3; II Chron 11:21)
2. A marriage shall be considered valid only if the wife is a virgin.
If the wife is not a virgin, she shall be executed.(Deut 22:13-21)
A bit harsh, wouldn't you say?
Marriage of a Christian and a pagan shall be forbidden. (Gen 24:3; Num
25:1-9; Ezra 9:12; Neh 10:30)
Well if the christian is so fanatic as he believe all these rules are
great, valid and good, then such a marriage wont happen anyway. You
can't very well marry someone you're going to burn later on anyway.
3. Since marriage is for life, neither this Constitution nor the
constitution of any State, nor any state or federal law, shall be
construed to permit divorce. (Deut 22:19; Mark 10:9)
Which probably would either decrease the number of new weddings, or
increase the number of "accidents" that turn fatal.
4. If a married man dies without children, his brother shall marry the
widow. If he refuses to marry his brother's widow or deliberately does
not give her children, he shall pay a fine of one shoe and be
otherwise punished in a manner to be determined by law. (Gen. 38:6-10;
Deut 25:5-10)
One shoe? Why did a certain scene from Life of Brian suddenly pop up
into my head?
5. The law must preserve the duty of each citizen to burn an ox as a
sacrifice, regardless of whether the odor pleases the neighbors - as
it does God - or not. (Lev 18:22)
It's bad enough when someone burn their food while cooking.
6. Each citizen shall have the right to sell his daughter(s) into
slavery, setting his own price. (Exodus 21:7)
A new meaning to the words "family values"?
7. All citizens may own slaves, like in the good old days, both male
and female, so long as they're foreigners. (Lev 25:44)
8. Any citizen who finds his neighbor working on Sunday must kill him.
(Exodus 35:2)
Lots of killing with these laws.
9. Eating shellfish of any sort must be deemed "an abomination," with
penalties set by local law enforcement. (Lev 11:10)
10. Any citizen with poor eyesight and who nevertheless goes to
church, shall be guilty of an abomination. (Lev 21:20)
Poor eyesight is probably why he went to church in the first place, as
he really meant to go somewhere else.
11. Trimming the hair around the temples should be a capital crime.
(Lev 19:27)
12. Since touching the skin of a dead pig makes one "unclean," no one
can wear gloves made of pigskin. (Lev 11:6-8)
As long as I can eat the pig.
13. Anyone who plants two different crops in a field, who wears
garments made of two different fabrics, or who curses or blasphemes,
must be stoned to death. (Lev 19:19, 20:14)
Because killing people is better than plant different crops in a field.
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| User: "*Nemo*" |
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| Title: Re: Biblical Law |
08 Oct 2003 03:30:42 AM |
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In article <o6j6ov8nlbr035mb8eap78t9emfv2c9dti@4ax.com>,
Steve Knight <wooly@onic.net> wrote:
An email I recieved.
1. Marriage in the United States shall consist of a union between one
man and one or more women. (Gen 29:17-28; II Sam 3:2-5.) Marriage
shall not impede a man's right to take concubines in addition to his
wife or wives. (II Sam 5:13; I Kings 11:3; II Chron 11:21)
2. A marriage shall be considered valid only if the wife is a virgin.
If the wife is not a virgin, she shall be executed.(Deut 22:13-21)
Marriage of a Christian and a pagan shall be forbidden. (Gen 24:3; Num
25:1-9; Ezra 9:12; Neh 10:30)
3. Since marriage is for life, neither this Constitution nor the
constitution of any State, nor any state or federal law, shall be
construed to permit divorce. (Deut 22:19; Mark 10:9)
4. If a married man dies without children, his brother shall marry the
widow. If he refuses to marry his brother's widow or deliberately does
not give her children, he shall pay a fine of one shoe and be
otherwise punished in a manner to be determined by law. (Gen. 38:6-10;
Deut 25:5-10)
5. The law must preserve the duty of each citizen to burn an ox as a
sacrifice, regardless of whether the odor pleases the neighbors - as
it does God - or not. (Lev 18:22)
6. Each citizen shall have the right to sell his daughter(s) into
slavery, setting his own price. (Exodus 21:7)
7. All citizens may own slaves, like in the good old days, both male
and female, so long as they're foreigners. (Lev 25:44)
8. Any citizen who finds his neighbor working on Sunday must kill him.
(Exodus 35:2)
9. Eating shellfish of any sort must be deemed "an abomination," with
penalties set by local law enforcement. (Lev 11:10)
10. Any citizen with poor eyesight and who nevertheless goes to
church, shall be guilty of an abomination. (Lev 21:20)
11. Trimming the hair around the temples should be a capital crime.
(Lev 19:27)
12. Since touching the skin of a dead pig makes one "unclean," no one
can wear gloves made of pigskin. (Lev 11:6-8)
13. Anyone who plants two different crops in a field, who wears
garments made of two different fabrics, or who curses or blasphemes,
must be stoned to death. (Lev 19:19, 20:14)
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
www.sonic.net/~wooly
Send this to John Ashcroft, see what his reaction is. If he's not all
for it, then we can accuse him of "relative morality." {;-)
--
Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
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| User: "Marc Satterwhite" |
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| Title: Re: Biblical Law |
08 Oct 2003 08:00:28 AM |
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*Nemo* wrote:
In article <o6j6ov8nlbr035mb8eap78t9emfv2c9dti@4ax.com>,
Steve Knight <wooly@onic.net> wrote:
An email I recieved.
1. Marriage in the United States shall consist of a union between one
man and one or more women. (Gen 29:17-28; II Sam 3:2-5.) Marriage
shall not impede a man's right to take concubines in addition to his
wife or wives. (II Sam 5:13; I Kings 11:3; II Chron 11:21)
2. A marriage shall be considered valid only if the wife is a virgin.
If the wife is not a virgin, she shall be executed.(Deut 22:13-21)
Marriage of a Christian and a pagan shall be forbidden. (Gen 24:3; Num
25:1-9; Ezra 9:12; Neh 10:30)
3. Since marriage is for life, neither this Constitution nor the
constitution of any State, nor any state or federal law, shall be
construed to permit divorce. (Deut 22:19; Mark 10:9)
4. If a married man dies without children, his brother shall marry the
widow. If he refuses to marry his brother's widow or deliberately does
not give her children, he shall pay a fine of one shoe and be
otherwise punished in a manner to be determined by law. (Gen. 38:6-10;
Deut 25:5-10)
5. The law must preserve the duty of each citizen to burn an ox as a
sacrifice, regardless of whether the odor pleases the neighbors - as
it does God - or not. (Lev 18:22)
6. Each citizen shall have the right to sell his daughter(s) into
slavery, setting his own price. (Exodus 21:7)
7. All citizens may own slaves, like in the good old days, both male
and female, so long as they're foreigners. (Lev 25:44)
8. Any citizen who finds his neighbor working on Sunday must kill him.
(Exodus 35:2)
9. Eating shellfish of any sort must be deemed "an abomination," with
penalties set by local law enforcement. (Lev 11:10)
10. Any citizen with poor eyesight and who nevertheless goes to
church, shall be guilty of an abomination. (Lev 21:20)
11. Trimming the hair around the temples should be a capital crime.
(Lev 19:27)
12. Since touching the skin of a dead pig makes one "unclean," no one
can wear gloves made of pigskin. (Lev 11:6-8)
13. Anyone who plants two different crops in a field, who wears
garments made of two different fabrics, or who curses or blasphemes,
must be stoned to death. (Lev 19:19, 20:14)
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
www.sonic.net/~wooly
Send this to John Ashcroft, see what his reaction is. If he's not all
for it, then we can accuse him of "relative morality." {;-)
Oh, he'd find some way to ignore it, as Christians always
do when something in the Bible would inconvenience
__them__. Every else, though, is expected to slavishly
follow moral dictates they don't even believe in. And when
they don't, the Christians claim they are being persecuted.
Best, Marc
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Biblical Law |
08 Oct 2003 12:56:46 AM |
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In article <o6j6ov8nlbr035mb8eap78t9emfv2c9dti@4ax.com>,
Steve Knight <wooly@onic.net> wrote:
An email I recieved.
1. Marriage in the United States shall consist of a union between one
man and one or more women. (Gen 29:17-28; II Sam 3:2-5.) Marriage
shall not impede a man's right to take concubines in addition to his
wife or wives. (II Sam 5:13; I Kings 11:3; II Chron 11:21)
2. A marriage shall be considered valid only if the wife is a virgin.
If the wife is not a virgin, she shall be executed.(Deut 22:13-21)
Marriage of a Christian and a pagan shall be forbidden. (Gen 24:3; Num
25:1-9; Ezra 9:12; Neh 10:30)
3. Since marriage is for life, neither this Constitution nor the
constitution of any State, nor any state or federal law, shall be
construed to permit divorce. (Deut 22:19; Mark 10:9)
4. If a married man dies without children, his brother shall marry the
widow. If he refuses to marry his brother's widow or deliberately does
not give her children, he shall pay a fine of one shoe and be
otherwise punished in a manner to be determined by law. (Gen. 38:6-10;
Deut 25:5-10)
5. The law must preserve the duty of each citizen to burn an ox as a
sacrifice, regardless of whether the odor pleases the neighbors - as
it does God - or not. (Lev 18:22)
6. Each citizen shall have the right to sell his daughter(s) into
slavery, setting his own price. (Exodus 21:7)
7. All citizens may own slaves, like in the good old days, both male
and female, so long as they're foreigners. (Lev 25:44)
8. Any citizen who finds his neighbor working on Sunday must kill him.
(Exodus 35:2)
9. Eating shellfish of any sort must be deemed "an abomination," with
penalties set by local law enforcement. (Lev 11:10)
10. Any citizen with poor eyesight and who nevertheless goes to
church, shall be guilty of an abomination. (Lev 21:20)
11. Trimming the hair around the temples should be a capital crime.
(Lev 19:27)
12. Since touching the skin of a dead pig makes one "unclean," no one
can wear gloves made of pigskin. (Lev 11:6-8)
13. Anyone who plants two different crops in a field, who wears
garments made of two different fabrics, or who curses or blasphemes,
must be stoned to death. (Lev 19:19, 20:14)
Well there is that 'Defense of Marriage' amendment being talked about.
I wouldn't surprise me if some loony tries to sneak some of the above
nonsense into it too. Oh, and the author of the Email forgot about the
one calling for the stoning to death of disobedient children.
--
John Hachmann, aa #1782
Pierre Laplace, when asked by Napoleon on why he made
no mention of a god in his book on astronomy: "Sire,
I have no need of that hypothesis."
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| User: "Peete" |
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| Title: Re: Biblical Law |
24 Nov 2003 01:58:17 PM |
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On Tue, 07 Oct 2003 23:32:43 GMT, Steve Knight <wooly@onic.net> wrote:
An email I recieved.
<SNIP>
I also received an email similar to this,,,its original intent was a
satirical look at the biblical laws that define "traditonal" marriage
as opposed to gay marriages,,the author was trying to point out that
even now the "traditional" marriage as outline in biblical terms isnt
even followed but yet they can try and outlaw gay marriages based on
biblical marriages,,,
at least in the email i received that was the gist i got,,,
PEACE!!
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| User: "jwk" |
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| Title: Re: Biblical Law |
08 Oct 2003 08:51:06 AM |
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Steve Knight <wooly@onic.net> wrote in message news:<o6j6ov8nlbr035mb8eap78t9emfv2c9dti@4ax.com>...
An email I recieved.
1. Marriage in the United States shall consist of a union between one
man and one or more women. (Gen 29:17-28; II Sam 3:2-5.)
One damn wife is more than enough.
Marriage
shall not impede a man's right to take concubines in addition to his
wife or wives. (II Sam 5:13; I Kings 11:3; II Chron 11:21)
OK. I like that one.
2. A marriage shall be considered valid only if the wife is a virgin.
If the wife is not a virgin, she shall be executed.(Deut 22:13-21)
Marriage of a Christian and a pagan shall be forbidden. (Gen 24:3; Num
25:1-9; Ezra 9:12; Neh 10:30)
See! I shouldn't have to stay with this woman. It was invalid *and
forbidden.
3. Since marriage is for life, neither this Constitution nor the
constitution of any State, nor any state or federal law, shall be
construed to permit divorce. (Deut 22:19; Mark 10:9)
Well that's bad news.
5. The law must preserve the duty of each citizen to burn an ox as a
sacrifice, regardless of whether the odor pleases the neighbors - as
it does God - or not. (Lev 18:22)
Oxen are expensive. How often would we have to do this?
8. Any citizen who finds his neighbor working on Sunday must kill him.
No problem.
10. Any citizen with poor eyesight and who nevertheless goes to
church, shall be guilty of an abomination. (Lev 21:20)
See. I told them I wasn't *supposed to go to church. I am also
forbidden in the temple because my great-grandfather was born out of
wedlock. (This one strikes me as funny because it wasn't even my
great-grandfather's fault. It was my great-great-grandparent's. It
is obviously a rule designed to protect racial "purity".) I think my
son is also ineligable. He may have to have his kids out of wedlock
to keep the streak going however.
11. Trimming the hair around the temples should be a capital crime.
Another death sentence for me.
12. Since touching the skin of a dead pig makes one "unclean," no one
can wear gloves made of pigskin.
What's the punishment? Can you touch the meat inside? I love bacon.
If I wear gloves while eating it, is that technically "touching" it?
13. Anyone who plants two different crops in a field, who wears
garments made of two different fabrics, or who curses or blasphemes,
must be stoned to death.
And another death sentence! Geeze! I could be in trouble.
jwk
BAAWA
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| User: "Marc Satterwhite" |
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| Title: Re: Biblical Law |
08 Oct 2003 02:13:28 PM |
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Steve Knight wrote:
An email I recieved.
1. Marriage in the United States shall consist of a union between one
man and one or more women. (Gen 29:17-28; II Sam 3:2-5.) Marriage
shall not impede a man's right to take concubines in addition to his
wife or wives. (II Sam 5:13; I Kings 11:3; II Chron 11:21)
2. A marriage shall be considered valid only if the wife is a virgin.
If the wife is not a virgin, she shall be executed.(Deut 22:13-21)
Marriage of a Christian and a pagan shall be forbidden. (Gen 24:3; Num
25:1-9; Ezra 9:12; Neh 10:30)
3. Since marriage is for life, neither this Constitution nor the
constitution of any State, nor any state or federal law, shall be
construed to permit divorce. (Deut 22:19; Mark 10:9)
4. If a married man dies without children, his brother shall marry the
widow. If he refuses to marry his brother's widow or deliberately does
not give her children, he shall pay a fine of one shoe and be
otherwise punished in a manner to be determined by law. (Gen. 38:6-10;
Deut 25:5-10)
5. The law must preserve the duty of each citizen to burn an ox as a
sacrifice, regardless of whether the odor pleases the neighbors - as
it does God - or not. (Lev 18:22)
6. Each citizen shall have the right to sell his daughter(s) into
slavery, setting his own price. (Exodus 21:7)
7. All citizens may own slaves, like in the good old days, both male
and female, so long as they're foreigners. (Lev 25:44)
8. Any citizen who finds his neighbor working on Sunday must kill him.
(Exodus 35:2)
9. Eating shellfish of any sort must be deemed "an abomination," with
penalties set by local law enforcement. (Lev 11:10)
10. Any citizen with poor eyesight and who nevertheless goes to
church, shall be guilty of an abomination. (Lev 21:20)
11. Trimming the hair around the temples should be a capital crime.
(Lev 19:27)
12. Since touching the skin of a dead pig makes one "unclean," no one
can wear gloves made of pigskin. (Lev 11:6-8)
13. Anyone who plants two different crops in a field, who wears
garments made of two different fabrics, or who curses or blasphemes,
must be stoned to death. (Lev 19:19, 20:14)
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
www.sonic.net/~wooly
I think this comes from James Randi's website.
A similar list from Landover Baptist, but relating
specifically to Biblical marriage:
http://www.whitehouse.org/dof/marriage.asp
Landover is always worth checking out.
Best, Marc
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| User: "Gregory Gadow" |
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| Title: Re: Biblical Law |
08 Oct 2003 09:28:44 AM |
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Steve Knight wrote:
An email I recieved.
1. Marriage in the United States shall consist of a union between one
man and one or more women. (Gen 29:17-28; II Sam 3:2-5.) Marriage
shall not impede a man's right to take concubines in addition to his
wife or wives. (II Sam 5:13; I Kings 11:3; II Chron 11:21)
2. A marriage shall be considered valid only if the wife is a virgin.
If the wife is not a virgin, she shall be executed.(Deut 22:13-21)
Marriage of a Christian and a pagan shall be forbidden. (Gen 24:3; Num
25:1-9; Ezra 9:12; Neh 10:30)
3. Since marriage is for life, neither this Constitution nor the
constitution of any State, nor any state or federal law, shall be
construed to permit divorce. (Deut 22:19; Mark 10:9)
4. If a married man dies without children, his brother shall marry the
widow. If he refuses to marry his brother's widow or deliberately does
not give her children, he shall pay a fine of one shoe and be
otherwise punished in a manner to be determined by law. (Gen. 38:6-10;
Deut 25:5-10)
5. The law must preserve the duty of each citizen to burn an ox as a
sacrifice, regardless of whether the odor pleases the neighbors - as
it does God - or not. (Lev 18:22)
6. Each citizen shall have the right to sell his daughter(s) into
slavery, setting his own price. (Exodus 21:7)
7. All citizens may own slaves, like in the good old days, both male
and female, so long as they're foreigners. (Lev 25:44)
8. Any citizen who finds his neighbor working on Sunday must kill him.
(Exodus 35:2)
9. Eating shellfish of any sort must be deemed "an abomination," with
penalties set by local law enforcement. (Lev 11:10)
It is not just shellfish. Any sea creature without scales -- catfish,
calamari, shrimp -- is also an abomination. The Hebrew word used, TVH, is
the *exact same* word used to describe homosexual acts. Therefore....
10. Any citizen with poor eyesight and who nevertheless goes to
church, shall be guilty of an abomination. (Lev 21:20)
11. Trimming the hair around the temples should be a capital crime.
(Lev 19:27)
12. Since touching the skin of a dead pig makes one "unclean," no one
can wear gloves made of pigskin. (Lev 11:6-8)
13. Anyone who plants two different crops in a field, who wears
garments made of two different fabrics, or who curses or blasphemes,
must be stoned to death. (Lev 19:19, 20:14)
Amen! Halleluya! Praise the Lord and pass the loot!
--
Gregory Gadow
techbear@serv.net
http://www.serv.net/~techbear
Is your faith so weak and your god so powerless
that, without government endorsement of your
religion, all hell will break loose?
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