Bill Clinton's new book "My Life, And The Interns That Blew Me!"

Bill Clinton will release his new book at all major adult bookstores
in the coming months. He will detail how the interns, that American
tax dollars payed for, helped his sex life. Bill will detail how sex
with Hillary was like making it with a corpse. And Monica's lips fit
just right around his presidential staff. Bill will reveal all the
places in the oval office where he left pecker tracks on the wall. He
will also discuss the details of why he pulled out of Monica's mouth
and wrecked that nice blue dress. Bill will talk about his favorite
brands of raincoats that he wears when walking in the parks where
parents take their children to play. Bill will compare Monica Lewinsky
to Paula Jones and Jennifer Flowers. Bill will joke about the fools
that were dumb enough to vote him into office.