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"knuckle-dragging ape" |
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11 Aug 2007 10:31:21 AM |
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Bill O'Reilly |
Do you think Bill O'Reilly will go to Heaven when he dies?
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| User: "John Smith" |
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| Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly |
11 Aug 2007 11:41:40 AM |
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"knuckle-dragging ape" <apeman@trashymail.com> wrote in message
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Do you think Bill O'Reilly will go to Heaven when he dies?
They will not allow the stench he already carries to get to heaven.
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| User: "Fester" |
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| Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly |
11 Aug 2007 04:16:49 PM |
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"John Smith" <bobsyoungbro@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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"knuckle-dragging ape" <apeman@trashymail.com> wrote in message
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Do you think Bill O'Reilly will go to Heaven when he dies?
They will not allow the stench he already carries to get to heaven.
Who's they?
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| User: "seon ferguson" |
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| Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly |
11 Aug 2007 07:56:33 PM |
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"knuckle-dragging ape" <apeman@trashymail.com> wrote in message
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Do you think Bill O'Reilly will go to Heaven when he dies?
yes but only because heaven doesnt exist. Its sad to admit it but Bill will
go to the same place as I will go to *shudder*
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| User: "Denis Loubet" |
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| Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly |
11 Aug 2007 06:51:52 PM |
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"knuckle-dragging ape" <apeman@trashymail.com> wrote in message
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Do you think Bill O'Reilly will go to Heaven when he dies?
Depends if he's really alive.
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Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http://www.io.com/~dloubet
http://www.ashenempires.com
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly |
11 Aug 2007 12:17:17 PM |
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"knuckle-dragging ape" <apeman@trashymail.com> wrote in message
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Do you think Bill O'Reilly will go to Heaven when he dies?
Prove heaven exists and then we'll talk ;)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "John Smith" |
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| Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly |
11 Aug 2007 07:27:20 PM |
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
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"knuckle-dragging ape" <apeman@trashymail.com> wrote in message
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Do you think Bill O'Reilly will go to Heaven when he dies?
Prove heaven exists and then we'll talk ;)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
Prove Bill O'Rielly exists, and we'll talk.
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| User: "seon ferguson" |
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| Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly |
11 Aug 2007 07:57:30 PM |
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"John Smith" <bobsyoungbro@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
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"knuckle-dragging ape" <apeman@trashymail.com> wrote in message
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Do you think Bill O'Reilly will go to Heaven when he dies?
Prove heaven exists and then we'll talk ;)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
Prove Bill O'Rielly exists, and we'll talk.
It will be so sweet if that pompus ***** didnt exist.
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| User: "bob young" |
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| Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly |
12 Aug 2007 06:04:01 AM |
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John Smith wrote:
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
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"knuckle-dragging ape" <apeman@trashymail.com> wrote in message
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Do you think Bill O'Reilly will go to Heaven when he dies?
Prove heaven exists and then we'll talk ;)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
Prove Bill O'Rielly exists, and we'll talk.
What a dumb idiot
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly |
12 Aug 2007 07:06:21 AM |
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"bob young" <alaspectrum@netvigator.com> wrote in message
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John Smith wrote:
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
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"knuckle-dragging ape" <apeman@trashymail.com> wrote in message
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Do you think Bill O'Reilly will go to Heaven when he dies?
Prove heaven exists and then we'll talk ;)
Prove Bill O'Rielly exists, and we'll talk.
What a dumb idiot
Is there any other kind? ;)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "raven1" |
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| Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly |
12 Aug 2007 09:28:09 AM |
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On Sun, 12 Aug 2007 08:06:21 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"bob young" <alaspectrum@netvigator.com> wrote in message
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John Smith wrote:
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
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"knuckle-dragging ape" <apeman@trashymail.com> wrote in message
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Do you think Bill O'Reilly will go to Heaven when he dies?
Prove heaven exists and then we'll talk ;)
Prove Bill O'Rielly exists, and we'll talk.
What a dumb idiot
Is there any other kind? ;)
We hear this sort of thing all the time in the EAC Department of
Redundancy Department...
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"O Sybilli, si ergo
Fortibus es in ero
O Nobili! Themis trux
Sivat sinem? Causen Dux"
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| User: "Free Lunch" |
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| Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly |
12 Aug 2007 09:33:04 AM |
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On Sun, 12 Aug 2007 10:28:09 -0400, in alt.atheism
raven1 <quoththeraven@nevermore.com> wrote in
<j66ub31d0s1842bari7udu3h9ja60iqr0i@4ax.com>:
On Sun, 12 Aug 2007 08:06:21 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"bob young" <alaspectrum@netvigator.com> wrote in message
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John Smith wrote:
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
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"knuckle-dragging ape" <apeman@trashymail.com> wrote in message
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Do you think Bill O'Reilly will go to Heaven when he dies?
Prove heaven exists and then we'll talk ;)
Prove Bill O'Rielly exists, and we'll talk.
What a dumb idiot
Is there any other kind? ;)
We hear this sort of thing all the time in the EAC Department of
Redundancy Department...
Well, we could always wish that O'Reilly would be struck dumb, because
right now he is very much a loud-mouthed idiot.
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| User: "raven1" |
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| Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly |
12 Aug 2007 06:34:15 AM |
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On 12 Aug 2007 06:04:01 -0500, bob young <alaspectrum@netvigator.com>
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John Smith wrote:
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
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"knuckle-dragging ape" <apeman@trashymail.com> wrote in message
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Do you think Bill O'Reilly will go to Heaven when he dies?
Prove heaven exists and then we'll talk ;)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
Prove Bill O'Rielly exists, and we'll talk.
What a dumb idiot
You're referring to O'Reilly, right...?
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"O Sybilli, si ergo
Fortibus es in ero
O Nobili! Themis trux
Sivat sinem? Causen Dux"
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| User: "Matt Silberstein" |
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| Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly |
14 Aug 2007 10:37:00 AM |
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On Sat, 11 Aug 2007 13:17:17 -0400, in alt.atheism , "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> in <5i698aF3o1jmbU1@mid.individual.net>
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"knuckle-dragging ape" <apeman@trashymail.com> wrote in message
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Do you think Bill O'Reilly will go to Heaven when he dies?
Prove heaven exists and then we'll talk ;)
If he proved Heaven existed likely you would have far more important
things to deal with than discussing O'Reilly's future.
BTW, for those who haven't read it, _Man And Superman_, particularly
the middle part _Don Juan In Hell_, had a fascinating and very funny
take on the relative merits of Heaven and Hell. So does Twain, but
most of you are (should be) aware of Twain's writings on the subject.
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Matt Silberstein
Do something today about the Darfur Genocide
http://www.beawitness.org
http://www.darfurgenocide.org
http://www.savedarfur.org
"Darfur: A Genocide We can Stop"
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| User: "Rev. Karl E. Taylor" |
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11 Aug 2007 01:18:38 PM |
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knuckle-dragging ape wrote:
Do you think Bill O'Reilly will go to Heaven when he dies?
Is there such a place?
Some objective evidence for it would be nice.
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than they that seek answers on their knees,
with their eyes closed.
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| User: "Matt Silberstein" |
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| Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly |
14 Aug 2007 10:33:57 AM |
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On Sat, 11 Aug 2007 08:31:21 -0700, in alt.atheism , knuckle-dragging
ape <apeman@trashymail.com> in
<1186846281.029626.111090@r34g2000hsd.googlegroups.com> wrote:
Do you think Bill O'Reilly will go to Heaven when he dies?
Seems to me that if there were a Heaven and if there were a judging
God it would be much worse to go to Heaven to be told what you did
wrong than to go to Hell to be physically tortured. Unfortunately* no
one, as far as I know, has put me in charge of such thing.
*Or, more precisely, fortunately.
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Matt Silberstein
Do something today about the Darfur Genocide
http://www.beawitness.org
http://www.darfurgenocide.org
http://www.savedarfur.org
"Darfur: A Genocide We can Stop"
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| User: "raven1" |
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| Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly |
11 Aug 2007 11:38:39 AM |
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On Sat, 11 Aug 2007 08:31:21 -0700, knuckle-dragging ape
<apeman@trashymail.com> wrote:
Do you think Bill O'Reilly will go to Heaven when he dies?
Why ask on alt.atheism?
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"O Sybilli, si ergo
Fortibus es in ero
O Nobili! Themis trux
Sivat sinem? Causen Dux"
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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11 Aug 2007 11:19:42 AM |
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On Sat, 11 Aug 2007 08:31:21 -0700, knuckle-dragging ape wrote:
Do you think Bill O'Reilly will go to Heaven when he dies?
If there was such a place, maybe there'd be something to discuss...
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Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace
alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing
it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary."
- H. L. Mencken
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| User: "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" |
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| Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly |
11 Aug 2007 10:54:41 AM |
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he's a sexual harasser, so he ought to fit right in with the televangelical
idiots that are there such as tammy faye baker, and of course the pedophiles
that have "given their lives to god" on their death bed.
remember, the christian horseshit is, you can be the WORST ***** on the
planet, you can treat people like crap, you can be a total and complete
moron, you can rape children, women, etc. but on your death bed, make sure
to turn you life over to the all-powerful sky pixie, and viola, you get your
MAGICAL GOLDEN TICKET INTO MAGICAL MYSTERY FANTASY LAND CALLED HEAVEN.
on the other hand, you can be a good person, you can donate to charity, you
can care about people, you can hep strangers, you can treat people well, but
if you don't gve your life to the all-powerful sky pixie, well, no golden
ticket to heaven for you. shame on you.
"knuckle-dragging ape" <apeman@trashymail.com> wrote in message
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Do you think Bill O'Reilly will go to Heaven when he dies?
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| User: "GreyHairedFart throwaway1833.hotmail.com" |
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11 Aug 2007 01:23:50 PM |
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knuckle-dragging ape <apeman@trashymail.com> wrote in
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Do you think Bill O'Reilly will go to Heaven when he dies?
Fred Phelps will say no.
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My atheism, like that of Spinoza, is true piety towards the universe
and denies only gods fashioned by men in their own image,
to be servants of their human interests.
George Santayana
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| User: "bob young" |
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| Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly |
12 Aug 2007 06:03:02 AM |
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knuckle-dragging ape wrote:
Do you think Bill O'Reilly will go to Heaven when he dies?
what a moron
Someone in heaven heard that his best friend down on earth
had just passed away.
ÒOh I'm so looking forward to seeing him againÓ the man said.
ÒSorryÓ said God, ÒBut he will not be coming here because he
has been a little bit more sinful than you, so your friend,
will be going to the other place we call HellÓ.
So here's this man, sitting for eternity in paradise next to
his loving God, whilst his friend, who had been just a little
more sinful than he, is about to roast for eternity on
burning coals in a place called Hell.
Is it conceivable that anything could be more banal,
juvenile, or crassly stupid?
Bob
Humanist Brit.
Hong Kong
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