"Without a Doubt?"
- Professors Say Intelligent Design is Real

By Glaston Remmart
Today's Faith Staff Writer
October 22, 2005

"Without a Doubt?"
- Professors Say Intelligent Design is Real

By Glaston Remmart
Today's Faith Staff Writer
October 22, 2005

A group of accredited scientists at Divinus University, Moneststadt,
Va., has developed a matrix that they say provides proof of the
validity of intelligent design. Their evidence is derived from the
study of human subjects who profess belief in this controversial
subject that disputes theories of evolution.

"We have discovered incontrovertible evidence that certain humans
possess the attributes of intelligently designed beings," said Dr.
Hargrove P. Sadler, Professor of Arcanology. "We intend to obtain swift
approval from the Department of Education to inject this information
into America's school text books."

In a paper entitled, "The Irrefutable Presence of Intelligent Design in
Homo Sapiens" Dr. Sadler and his associates, Dr. Edwina E. Strictler
and Dr. Jonas Pastor, describe their findings covering the study of
more than 250 individuals from 21 states, mostly in the southern and
western U.S.

"Our subjects included many people from a variety of occupations and
age groups," said Dr. Strictler, "and try as we might, we could not
ignore the facts and findings of our research. We are indeed products
of intelligent design. Our next goal is to determine what form this
designer takes, be it God or some other form of deity."

Published in the periodical "Science Search," the professors' paper is
creating a stir in both the scientific and religious communities in
America and abroad.

"I will need more evidence than is contained in just this report," said
Truman McWhorter, an anthropologist at the University of South Arizona.
"I have a hunch that they're on the right track, but more study is
required before we can declare ID fact-based."

A spokesman for Jerry Falwell said the Reverend has not read the tract
yet. "But this just might be the proof that we of faith know in our
hearts is true," said Giles Radbourne in Lynchburg, Va.

Following is an excerpt from "The Irrefutable Presence of Intelligent
Design in Homo Erectus," published by Divinus University Press. In it,
the authors describe in technical terms what they purport to be a
description of a typical human resulting from the ID process:


"A common attributive branch of certain members of homo sapiens
typically possess physiologically exclusive organic structures that
begin proximal to the dentate line and end at the verge. The total
organic structural complex normally ranges from about 5 to 6-1/2 feet
in length, and the proximal and nominal end is the point at which the
columnar epithelium becomes a transitional epithelium. This epithelium
transitions to a stratified squamous variety at the dentate line.

The distal-most end of the subject organ is the verge, the point where
the stratified squamous epithelium becomes true skin marked by the
presence of follicular shafts and perspirous glands. The anoderm is the
zone between the dentate line and the verge. Perianal skin then
describes the anatomic area beyond the verge. The dentate undulate is
a line near the midpoint of the organ venticle, where the organular
crypts are situated.

Mucal secretions empty via ductile tissue into the crypts. Autonomic
nerves supply the upper organular canal; somatic nerves supply the
lower and perianal tissue. Blood supply to the posterial segment of
the organ is rich, and the terminal branch of the inferior mesenteric
artery is the superior artery, which branches right and left; the right
branch further divides into anterior and posterior branches.

The classic suborganic plexes are located at the left lateral, right
anterolateral, and right posterolateral locations. The middle
suborganic arteries are direct branches from the internal iliac
arteries. The inferior arteries are branches off the venusian arteries
which also arise from the internal iliac arteries.

Superior, middle, and inferior suborganic arteries complete the
arterial supply to the exterio- region. The venous drainage of the
exterio-region consists of superior suborganic veins draining into the
portal venous system (by way of the inferior mesenteric vein) and the
middle and inferior suborganic veins draining into the caval system (by
way of the internal iliac veins). Thus the exterio-region affords
portal decompression when portal hypertension exists.

The musculature of the superio-canal region forms the posterior
sphinctral mechanism. The internal sphinctral mechanism is smooth,
involuntary muscle and constitutes the terminal thickening of the inner
visceral smooth muscle layer of the organic wall.
The external organic sphinctral mechanism is skeletal muscle and thus
under voluntary control.

There is a distinct anatomic plane between the internal and external
sphinctral structure occupied by longitudinal connective tissue fibers
continuous with the outer longitudinal muscle wall of the superior
canal The external sphinctral tissue is arbitrarily separated into
subcutaneous, superficial and deep components. The puborectalis muscle
originates and inserts on the pubis after encircling the superior canal
at the posterial junction. When contracted the puborectalis muscle
creates a 90-degree angle between the posterior canal and the superior
canal.

Lymphatic drainage of the superior canal travels along the internal
iliac vessels as well as the aorta. Lymphatic drainage can follow the
internal iliac vessels but also may travel through channels in the
inguinal region. Puborectalis relaxation allows the anorectal angle to
approach 180-degrees which in combination with relaxation of the other
components of the external allows defecation."

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"Without a Doubt?"
- Professors Say Intelligent Design is Real

By Glaston Remmart
Today's Faith Staff Writer
October 22, 2005

A group of accredited scientists at Divinus University, Moneststadt,
Va., has developed a matrix that they say provides proof of the
validity of intelligent design. Their evidence is derived from the
study of human subjects who profess belief in this controversial
subject that disputes theories of evolution.

"We have discovered incontrovertible evidence that certain humans
possess the attributes of intelligently designed beings," said Dr.
Hargrove P. Sadler, Professor of Arcanology. "We intend to obtain swift
approval from the Department of Education to inject this information
into America's school text books."

In a paper entitled, "The Irrefutable Presence of Intelligent Design in
Homo Sapiens" Dr. Sadler and his associates, Dr. Edwina E. Strictler
and Dr. Jonas Pastor, describe their findings covering the study of
more than 250 individuals from 21 states, mostly in the southern and
western U.S.

"Our subjects included many people from a variety of occupations and
age groups," said Dr. Strictler, "and try as we might, we could not
ignore the facts and findings of our research. We are indeed products
of intelligent design. Our next goal is to determine what form this
designer takes, be it God or some other form of deity."

Published in the periodical "Science Search," the professors' paper is
creating a stir in both the scientific and religious communities in
America and abroad.

"I will need more evidence than is contained in just this report," said
Truman McWhorter, an anthropologist at the University of South Arizona.
"I have a hunch that they're on the right track, but more study is
required before we can declare ID fact-based."

A spokesman for Jerry Falwell said the Reverend has not read the tract
yet. "But this just might be the proof that we of faith know in our
hearts is true," said Giles Radbourne in Lynchburg, Va.

Following is an excerpt from "The Irrefutable Presence of Intelligent
Design in Homo Erectus," published by Divinus University Press. In it,
the authors describe in technical terms what they purport to be a
description of a typical human resulting from the ID process:


"A common attributive branch of certain members of homo sapiens
typically possess physiologically exclusive organic structures that
begin proximal to the dentate line and end at the verge. The total
organic structural complex normally ranges from about 5 to 6-1/2 feet
in length, and the proximal and nominal end is the point at which the
columnar epithelium becomes a transitional epithelium. This epithelium
transitions to a stratified squamous variety at the dentate line.

The distal-most end of the subject organ is the verge, the point where
the stratified squamous epithelium becomes true skin marked by the
presence of follicular shafts and perspirous glands. The anoderm is the
zone between the dentate line and the verge. Perianal skin then
describes the anatomic area beyond the verge. The dentate undulate is
a line near the midpoint of the organ venticle, where the organular
crypts are situated.

Mucal secretions empty via ductile tissue into the crypts. Autonomic
nerves supply the upper organular canal; somatic nerves supply the
lower and perianal tissue. Blood supply to the posterial segment of
the organ is rich, and the terminal branch of the inferior mesenteric
artery is the superior artery, which branches right and left; the right
branch further divides into anterior and posterior branches.

The classic suborganic plexes are located at the left lateral, right
anterolateral, and right posterolateral locations. The middle
suborganic arteries are direct branches from the internal iliac
arteries. The inferior arteries are branches off the venusian arteries
which also arise from the internal iliac arteries.

Superior, middle, and inferior suborganic arteries complete the
arterial supply to the exterio- region. The venous drainage of the
exterio-region consists of superior suborganic veins draining into the
portal venous system (by way of the inferior mesenteric vein) and the
middle and inferior suborganic veins draining into the caval system (by
way of the internal iliac veins). Thus the exterio-region affords
portal decompression when portal hypertension exists.

The musculature of the superio-canal region forms the posterior
sphinctral mechanism. The internal sphinctral mechanism is smooth,
involuntary muscle and constitutes the terminal thickening of the inner
visceral smooth muscle layer of the organic wall.
The external organic sphinctral mechanism is skeletal muscle and thus
under voluntary control.

There is a distinct anatomic plane between the internal and external
sphinctral structure occupied by longitudinal connective tissue fibers
continuous with the outer longitudinal muscle wall of the superior
canal The external sphinctral tissue is arbitrarily separated into
subcutaneous, superficial and deep components. The puborectalis muscle
originates and inserts on the pubis after encircling the superior canal
at the posterial junction. When contracted the puborectalis muscle
creates a 90-degree angle between the posterior canal and the superior
canal.

Lymphatic drainage of the superior canal travels along the internal
iliac vessels as well as the aorta. Lymphatic drainage can follow the
internal iliac vessels but also may travel through channels in the
inguinal region. Puborectalis relaxation allows the anorectal angle to
approach 180-degrees which in combination with relaxation of the other
components of the external allows defecation."

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Copyrighted by Today's Faith. This article may not be reproduced
without the expressed permission of the author and Today's Faith.