Billy Clinton in the hospital to undergo a court ordered castration!
Billy Clinton, in the hospital for a court-ordered castration for
being a sexual sociopath, characterized by the serial sexual abuse of
women, including rape, can no longer help the floundering John Kerry
campaign.
Asked by reporters today about the loss of such sage advice from the
former cigar aficionado, Joe Lockhart reacted harshly by saying that
John Kerry served his country admirably in Viet Nam.
Mr. Lockhart went on to elaborate how, single handedly, John Kerry
invaded the country of Cambodia in December of 1968 (before Richard
Nixon took office) and decimated the brutal Khmer Rouge leadership
(even though that regime didn't take control of that country until the
mid 1970's).
Mr. Lockhart went further in defending the U.S. Senate's most liberal
member by saying that he is the only candidate who can windsurf and
can hold his own snowboarding down a ski slope without falling more
than six times within a 15 minute period.
Mr. Lockhart also denied reports that the French-looking Senator Kerry
tries to look younger by having doctors inject fatty tissue from his
buttocks into his forehead, rather, he has the fatty tissue from
Teresa's buttocks injected into his forehead.
Mr. Lockhart also denied that John Kerry married Teresa only for her
money, adding that he had plenty of money from his divorce settlement
from his prior marriage to a woman who's wealth was estimated at 300
million at the time of that divorce.
Mr. Lockhart also vehemently denied that Mr. Kerry's running mate,
John Edwards, was a cheap ambulance chaser. He went on to elaborate
how Mr. Edwards (the U.S. Senate's #4 liberal, who can't even win
re-election to the U.S. Senate from his own state) earned $60 million
shaking down corporations and costing jobs by filing dubious lawsuits
presented before juries comprised solely of socialists, Democrat party
activists, liberals, and women who think with their vaginas.
At the conclusion of the conference, Mr. Lockhart wiped the spittle
from his mouth and barked to the assembled reporters that John Kerry
served in Viet Nam while Bill Clinton dodged the draft, led protests
against the U.S. on foreign soil, and was vigorously engaged in
sexually abusing women in England.
FLUSH THE JOHNS IN '04!!!!!
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