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24 May 2007 06:33:55 PM |
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Bird Poops on Shrub during Press Briefing. |
The bird was only expressing the opinion of the vast majority of the
American people.
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Bush In Line of Fire
May 24, 2007 1:50 PM
ABC's Ann Compton reports: An outdoor news conference in perfect spring
weather, with birds chirping loudly in the magnolia trees, is not
without its hazards.
As President Bush took a question Thursday in the White House Rose
Garden about scandals involving his Attorney General, he remarked, "I've
got confidence in Al Gonzales doin' the job."
Simultaneously, a sparrow flew overhead and left a splash on the
President's sleeve, which Bush tried several times to wipe off.
Deputy White House Press Secretary Dana Perino promptly put the incident
through the proper spin cycle, telling ABC News, "It was his lucky
day...everyone knows that's a sign of good luck."
<hilarious viewer comments at site>
Video:
http://abcnews.go.com/Video/playerIndex?id=3209176
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http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalradar/2007/05/bush_in_line_of_1.html
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John #1782
"We should always be disposed to believe that which appears to us to be
white is really black, if the hierarchy of the church so decides."
- Saint Ignatius Loyola (1491-1556) Founder of the Jesuit Order.
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| Title: Re: Bird Poops on Shrub during Press Briefing. |
24 May 2007 08:12:35 PM |
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In article <jhachmann-7B2D68.16335524052007
@news.giganews.com>, johac said...
Simultaneously, a sparrow flew overhead and left a splash on the
President's sleeve, which Bush tried several times to wipe off.
Bush later remarked, "I'm announcing a War on Sparrows. The
Department of Homeland Defense is drawing up a full list of
sparrows right now, but we already know from their hatred
of the presidency who might qualify as a sparrow: Ron Paul?
Sparrow. Keith Olberman? Sparrow. We'll also be going after
any organizations linked to sparrows, such as the YWCA and
the City Council of Detroit."
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Brian E. Clark
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25 May 2007 12:33:24 AM |
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In article <MPG.20c0020c29ed276a98a572@newsgroups.comcast.net>,
Brian E. Clark <reply@newsgroup.only.please> wrote:
In article <jhachmann-7B2D68.16335524052007
@news.giganews.com>, johac said...
Simultaneously, a sparrow flew overhead and left a splash on the
President's sleeve, which Bush tried several times to wipe off.
Bush later remarked, "I'm announcing a War on Sparrows. The
Department of Homeland Defense is drawing up a full list of
sparrows right now, but we already know from their hatred
of the presidency who might qualify as a sparrow: Ron Paul?
Sparrow. Keith Olberman? Sparrow. We'll also be going after
any organizations linked to sparrows, such as the YWCA and
the City Council of Detroit."
Hm. Do they have sparrows in the Middle East? It could have been an al
Qaeda sparrow.
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John #1782
"We should always be disposed to believe that which appears to us to be
white is really black, if the hierarchy of the church so decides."
- Saint Ignatius Loyola (1491-1556) Founder of the Jesuit Order.
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| User: "Brian E. Clark" |
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26 May 2007 12:16:38 PM |
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In article <jhachmann-B8A641.22332424052007
@news.giganews.com>, johac said...
Hm. Do they have sparrows in the Middle East?
Sure they do. According to the Bible, God's hobby is to
count them as drop from the air and die.
It could have been an al Qaeda sparrow.
Which prompts the Pythonian question: What is the bin Ladin
weight of a Afghan sparrow?
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Brian E. Clark
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Bird Poops on Shrub during Press Briefing. |
26 May 2007 05:44:09 PM |
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In article <MPG.20c235816cf9251098a574@newsgroups.comcast.net>,
Brian E. Clark <reply@newsgroup.only.please> wrote:
In article <jhachmann-B8A641.22332424052007
@news.giganews.com>, johac said...
Hm. Do they have sparrows in the Middle East?
Sure they do. According to the Bible, God's hobby is to
count them as drop from the air and die.
It could have been an al Qaeda sparrow.
Which prompts the Pythonian question: What is the bin Ladin
weight of a Afghan sparrow?
With or without the suicide vest?
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John #1782
"We should always be disposed to believe that which appears to us to be
white is really black, if the hierarchy of the church so decides."
- Saint Ignatius Loyola (1491-1556) Founder of the Jesuit Order.
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24 May 2007 07:38:55 PM |
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In article <jhachmann-7B2D68.16335524052007@news.giganews.com>, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
Was the bird a left-winger, or a right-winger?
Too bad we can't train sparrows to drop grenades.
--Sean C
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| User: "johac" |
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25 May 2007 12:34:47 AM |
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In article <240520072038554270%redhawk@burnspammersalive.com>,
Sean C <redhawk@burnspammersalive.com> wrote:
In article <jhachmann-7B2D68.16335524052007@news.giganews.com>, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
Was the bird a left-winger, or a right-winger?
Too bad we can't train sparrows to drop grenades.
His aim wasn't that good. He was aiming for his head.
--Sean C
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John #1782
"We should always be disposed to believe that which appears to us to be
white is really black, if the hierarchy of the church so decides."
- Saint Ignatius Loyola (1491-1556) Founder of the Jesuit Order.
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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24 May 2007 10:49:06 PM |
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One fine day in alt.atheism, Sean C <redhawk@burnspammersalive.com>
bloodied us up with this:
In article <jhachmann-7B2D68.16335524052007@news.giganews.com>, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
Was the bird a left-winger, or a right-winger?
Too bad we can't train sparrows to drop grenades.
--Sean C
European sparrows?
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Convicted by Earthquack. Plonked by Fester.
Member Duke Spanking Club.
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25 May 2007 12:35:31 AM |
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In article <Xns993AD3DD96324vicman@66.250.146.128>,
Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com> wrote:
One fine day in alt.atheism, Sean C <redhawk@burnspammersalive.com>
bloodied us up with this:
In article <jhachmann-7B2D68.16335524052007@news.giganews.com>, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
Was the bird a left-winger, or a right-winger?
Too bad we can't train sparrows to drop grenades.
--Sean C
European sparrows?
Maybe we could feed them steroids.
--
John #1782
"We should always be disposed to believe that which appears to us to be
white is really black, if the hierarchy of the church so decides."
- Saint Ignatius Loyola (1491-1556) Founder of the Jesuit Order.
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25 May 2007 12:50:18 AM |
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In article <Xns993AD3DD96324vicman@66.250.146.128>, Uncle Vic
<address@withheld.com> wrote:
One fine day in alt.atheism, Sean C <redhawk@burnspammersalive.com>
bloodied us up with this:
In article <jhachmann-7B2D68.16335524052007@news.giganews.com>, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
Was the bird a left-winger, or a right-winger?
Too bad we can't train sparrows to drop grenades.
--Sean C
European sparrows?
Well, I don't know, I...
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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24 May 2007 09:18:27 PM |
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Sean C <redhawk@burnspammersalive.com> wrote in news:240520072038554270%
redhawk@burnspammersalive.com:
In article <jhachmann-7B2D68.16335524052007@news.giganews.com>, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
Was the bird a left-winger, or a right-winger?
It shat on his left arm.
Too bad we can't train sparrows to drop grenades.
Verrrrry small grenades.
--
Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling
aa # 1939
Help Prevent Projectile Stupidity
Duct-Tape a Fundie's Mouth Shut Today!
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| User: "Khendon" |
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24 May 2007 11:19:32 PM |
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"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns993AD9D0E2C77askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
Sean C <redhawk@burnspammersalive.com> wrote in news:240520072038554270%
redhawk@burnspammersalive.com:
In article <jhachmann-7B2D68.16335524052007@news.giganews.com>, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
Was the bird a left-winger, or a right-winger?
It shat on his left arm.
Too bad we can't train sparrows to drop grenades.
Verrrrry small grenades.
"Wait a minute! Suppose two sparrows carried it together?"
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24 May 2007 11:36:28 PM |
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"Khendon" <Khendon@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:ebadnRFPiI1E_svbnZ2dnUVZ_syunZ2d@comcast.com...
"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns993AD9D0E2C77askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
Sean C <redhawk@burnspammersalive.com> wrote in news:240520072038554270%
redhawk@burnspammersalive.com:
In article <jhachmann-7B2D68.16335524052007@news.giganews.com>, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
Was the bird a left-winger, or a right-winger?
It shat on his left arm.
Too bad we can't train sparrows to drop grenades.
Verrrrry small grenades.
"Wait a minute! Suppose two sparrows carried it together?"
What kind of sparrows?
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25 May 2007 06:49:56 AM |
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Michelle Malkin said:
"Khendon" <Khendon@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:ebadnRFPiI1E_svbnZ2dnUVZ_syunZ2d@comcast.com...
"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns993AD9D0E2C77askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
Sean C <redhawk@burnspammersalive.com> wrote in
news:240520072038554270%
redhawk@burnspammersalive.com:
In article <jhachmann-
7B2D68.16335524052007@news.giganews.com>, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
Was the bird a left-winger, or a right-winger?
It shat on his left arm.
Too bad we can't train sparrows to drop grenades.
Verrrrry small grenades.
"Wait a minute! Suppose two sparrows carried it together?"
What kind of sparrows?
African?
--
Pat K. aa#1154 ('someplace.net' is comcast)
Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
(attributed to Don Marti)
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| User: "johac" |
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25 May 2007 05:44:27 PM |
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In article <78udneERCbL5UMvbnZ2dnUVZ_rvinZ2d@comcast.com>,
(Pat Kiewicz) wrote:
Michelle Malkin said:
"Khendon" <Khendon@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:ebadnRFPiI1E_svbnZ2dnUVZ_syunZ2d@comcast.com...
"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns993AD9D0E2C77askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
Sean C <redhawk@burnspammersalive.com> wrote in
news:240520072038554270%
redhawk@burnspammersalive.com:
In article <jhachmann-
7B2D68.16335524052007@news.giganews.com>, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
Was the bird a left-winger, or a right-winger?
It shat on his left arm.
Too bad we can't train sparrows to drop grenades.
Verrrrry small grenades.
"Wait a minute! Suppose two sparrows carried it together?"
What kind of sparrows?
African?
By the end of the week the spinmeisters will have it coming from al
Qaeda in Iraq.
--
John #1782
"We should always be disposed to believe that which appears to us to be
white is really black, if the hierarchy of the church so decides."
- Saint Ignatius Loyola (1491-1556) Founder of the Jesuit Order.
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25 May 2007 12:54:10 AM |
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In article <Xns993AD9D0E2C77askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc Smartass
<gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:
Sean C <redhawk@burnspammersalive.com> wrote in news:240520072038554270%
redhawk@burnspammersalive.com:
In article <jhachmann-7B2D68.16335524052007@news.giganews.com>, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
Was the bird a left-winger, or a right-winger?
It shat on his left arm.
Too bad we can't train sparrows to drop grenades.
Verrrrry small grenades.
I'm sure Saddam must have had a sparrow-mountable WMD kicking around
there somewhere. Bush has no idea how lucky he is.
--Sean C
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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24 May 2007 07:21:17 PM |
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On Thu, 24 May 2007 16:33:55 -0700, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
Deputy White House Press Secretary Dana Perino promptly put the incident
through the proper spin cycle, telling ABC News, "It was his lucky
day...everyone knows that's a sign of good luck."
For Bush, since the bird poop on his sleeve at least tripled his
intelligence.
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| User: "johac" |
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25 May 2007 12:36:52 AM |
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In article <iuac539bbgnpqo898h46dt6812559v5ch6@4ax.com>,
Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote:
On Thu, 24 May 2007 16:33:55 -0700, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
Deputy White House Press Secretary Dana Perino promptly put the incident
through the proper spin cycle, telling ABC News, "It was his lucky
day...everyone knows that's a sign of good luck."
For Bush, since the bird poop on his sleeve at least tripled his
intelligence.
Yeah, but he cancelled it by wiping it off with his hand. Ew!
--
John #1782
"We should always be disposed to believe that which appears to us to be
white is really black, if the hierarchy of the church so decides."
- Saint Ignatius Loyola (1491-1556) Founder of the Jesuit Order.
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25 May 2007 04:42:14 AM |
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On Thu, 24 May 2007 20:21:17 -0400, Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid>
wrote:
On Thu, 24 May 2007 16:33:55 -0700, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
Deputy White House Press Secretary Dana Perino promptly put the incident
through the proper spin cycle, telling ABC News, "It was his lucky
day...everyone knows that's a sign of good luck."
For Bush, since the bird poop on his sleeve at least tripled his
intelligence.
If that's true, then my car is the luckiest thing on the planet. <G>
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25 May 2007 09:21:39 AM |
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On Fri, 25 May 2007 05:42:14 -0400, John Baker <nunya@bizniz.net>
wrote:
On Thu, 24 May 2007 20:21:17 -0400, Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid>
wrote:
On Thu, 24 May 2007 16:33:55 -0700, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
Deputy White House Press Secretary Dana Perino promptly put the incident
through the proper spin cycle, telling ABC News, "It was his lucky
day...everyone knows that's a sign of good luck."
For Bush, since the bird poop on his sleeve at least tripled his
intelligence.
If that's true, then my car is the luckiest thing on the planet. <G>
But your car was at least 4 times as smart as Bush to begin with.
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25 May 2007 05:45:40 PM |
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In article <p6sd539cdjapo2o9j9jpmor4c989bj1kni@4ax.com>,
Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote:
On Fri, 25 May 2007 05:42:14 -0400, John Baker <nunya@bizniz.net>
wrote:
On Thu, 24 May 2007 20:21:17 -0400, Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid>
wrote:
On Thu, 24 May 2007 16:33:55 -0700, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
Deputy White House Press Secretary Dana Perino promptly put the incident
through the proper spin cycle, telling ABC News, "It was his lucky
day...everyone knows that's a sign of good luck."
For Bush, since the bird poop on his sleeve at least tripled his
intelligence.
If that's true, then my car is the luckiest thing on the planet. <G>
But your car was at least 4 times as smart as Bush to begin with.
If the car were running last election, I would vote for the car.
--
John #1782
"We should always be disposed to believe that which appears to us to be
white is really black, if the hierarchy of the church so decides."
- Saint Ignatius Loyola (1491-1556) Founder of the Jesuit Order.
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25 May 2007 07:55:15 AM |
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On Thu, 24 May 2007 18:33:55 -0500, johac wrote
(in article <jhachmann-7B2D68.16335524052007@news.giganews.com>):
The bird was only expressing the opinion of the vast majority of the
American people.
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Bush In Line of Fire
May 24, 2007 1:50 PM
ABC's Ann Compton reports: An outdoor news conference in perfect spring
weather, with birds chirping loudly in the magnolia trees, is not
without its hazards.
As President Bush took a question Thursday in the White House Rose
Garden about scandals involving his Attorney General, he remarked, "I've
got confidence in Al Gonzales doin' the job."
Simultaneously, a sparrow flew overhead and left a splash on the
President's sleeve, which Bush tried several times to wipe off.
European or African?
I won't ask the second question as it is obvious that the swallow was laden.
Deputy White House Press Secretary Dana Perino promptly put the incident
through the proper spin cycle, telling ABC News, "It was his lucky
day...everyone knows that's a sign of good luck."
<hilarious viewer comments at site>
Video:
http://abcnews.go.com/Video/playerIndex?id=3209176
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http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalradar/2007/05/bush_in_line_of_1.html
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Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
The Internet is full, we can not accept any more posts until further
notice. Thank you. - Kalinka Djnepropetrovska
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25 May 2007 05:43:15 PM |
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In article <0001HW.C27C46E300029F5DF0284530@news.central.cox.net>,
Harry F. Leopold <hleopold@coxyx.net> wrote:
On Thu, 24 May 2007 18:33:55 -0500, johac wrote
(in article <jhachmann-7B2D68.16335524052007@news.giganews.com>):
The bird was only expressing the opinion of the vast majority of the
American people.
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Bush In Line of Fire
May 24, 2007 1:50 PM
ABC's Ann Compton reports: An outdoor news conference in perfect spring
weather, with birds chirping loudly in the magnolia trees, is not
without its hazards.
As President Bush took a question Thursday in the White House Rose
Garden about scandals involving his Attorney General, he remarked, "I've
got confidence in Al Gonzales doin' the job."
Simultaneously, a sparrow flew overhead and left a splash on the
President's sleeve, which Bush tried several times to wipe off.
European or African?
I won't ask the second question as it is obvious that the swallow was laden.
LOL! And I'm sure Bush would agree with that.
Deputy White House Press Secretary Dana Perino promptly put the incident
through the proper spin cycle, telling ABC News, "It was his lucky
day...everyone knows that's a sign of good luck."
<hilarious viewer comments at site>
Video:
http://abcnews.go.com/Video/playerIndex?id=3209176
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http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalradar/2007/05/bush_in_line_of_1.html
--
John #1782
"We should always be disposed to believe that which appears to us to be
white is really black, if the hierarchy of the church so decides."
- Saint Ignatius Loyola (1491-1556) Founder of the Jesuit Order.
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24 May 2007 09:09:01 PM |
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johac <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in news:jhachmann-
7B2D68.16335524052007@news.giganews.com:
Subject: Bird Poops on Shrub during Press Briefing.
"You are a great president...FOR ME TO POOP ON!"
--
Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling
aa # 1939
Help Prevent Projectile Stupidity
Duct-Tape a Fundie's Mouth Shut Today!
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25 May 2007 12:31:40 AM |
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In article <Xns993AD837A67AFaskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
Doc Smartass <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:
johac <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in news:jhachmann-
7B2D68.16335524052007@news.giganews.com:
Subject: Bird Poops on Shrub during Press Briefing.
"You are a great president...FOR ME TO POOP ON!"
The bird didn't even wait for Bush to become a statue.
--
John #1782
"We should always be disposed to believe that which appears to us to be
white is really black, if the hierarchy of the church so decides."
- Saint Ignatius Loyola (1491-1556) Founder of the Jesuit Order.
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28 May 2007 04:56:24 PM |
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johac <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in news:jhachmann-
8D307A.22314024052007@news.giganews.com:
In article <Xns993AD837A67AFaskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
Doc Smartass <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:
johac <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in news:jhachmann-
7B2D68.16335524052007@news.giganews.com:
Subject: Bird Poops on Shrub during Press Briefing.
"You are a great president...FOR ME TO POOP ON!"
The bird didn't even wait for Bush to become a statue.
How lucky for us all had he been one in 1999.
--
Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling
aa # 1939
Help Prevent Projectile Stupidity
Duct-Tape a Fundie's Mouth Shut Today!
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29 May 2007 12:45:57 AM |
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In article <Xns993EAC7774938askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
Doc Smartass <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:
johac <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in news:jhachmann-
8D307A.22314024052007@news.giganews.com:
In article <Xns993AD837A67AFaskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
Doc Smartass <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:
johac <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in news:jhachmann-
7B2D68.16335524052007@news.giganews.com:
Subject: Bird Poops on Shrub during Press Briefing.
"You are a great president...FOR ME TO POOP ON!"
The bird didn't even wait for Bush to become a statue.
How lucky for us all had he been one in 1999.
Amen to that!
--
John #1782
"We should always be disposed to believe that which appears to us to be
white is really black, if the hierarchy of the church so decides."
- Saint Ignatius Loyola (1491-1556) Founder of the Jesuit Order.
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: Bird Poops on Shrub during Press Briefing. |
30 May 2007 06:20:26 PM |
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johac <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in news:jhachmann-
B676DB.22455728052007@news.giganews.com:
In article <Xns993EAC7774938askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
Doc Smartass <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:
johac <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in news:jhachmann-
8D307A.22314024052007@news.giganews.com:
In article <Xns993AD837A67AFaskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
Doc Smartass <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:
johac <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in news:jhachmann-
7B2D68.16335524052007@news.giganews.com:
Subject: Bird Poops on Shrub during Press Briefing.
"You are a great president...FOR ME TO POOP ON!"
The bird didn't even wait for Bush to become a statue.
How lucky for us all had he been one in 1999.
Amen to that!
We need Medusa. She can make that happen.
--
Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling
aa # 1939
Help Prevent Projectile Stupidity
Duct-Tape a Fundie's Mouth Shut Today!
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| User: "Thomas Keske" |
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| Title: Re: Bird Poops on Shrub during Press Briefing. |
30 May 2007 07:29:22 PM |
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Subject: Bird Poops on Shrub during Press Briefing.
I was remarking just last weekend that bird droppings
were more credible as a substance of holiness, compared
to cow dung, which is regarded as sacred in Hinduism.
Yes, it is true- we do not just get the term "Holy Cow"
from Hinduism We possibly also find the origin of
the phrase "Holy *****", which I previously had believed
to be simply the juxapositioning of "holy" with a random
irreverency, for the sheer joy of it.
From Hinduism, Christianity apparently also borrowed
the halo, the folding of hands in prayer, and the rosary.
Christianity might also want to model after the sacredness
of cow flops, but consider improving on this by substituting
bird droppings.
Bird droppings, after all, are 1) white like the Pope's dress,
symbolizing innocence and and purity, and
2) they drop down from the heavens, like a Judgement
of some kind.
Tom Keske
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