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Religions > Atheism |
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"Perkoff The Jerkoff" |
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25 Nov 2005 12:48:22 PM |
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(Black Friday)Took A ***** In The Girls Bathroom |
It's black Friday, I usually could give a ***** about black Friday, but
the Best Buy ad had a computer for $150, and a harddrive for $30.
I went to bed around 1:00 A.M. and woke up at 4:45 A.M. I got to the
exit for Best Buy around 4:55 A.M. I was at the exit for about 20
minutes, finally I got onto the street in front of best buy and there
was a line to get into the parking lot. So I went across the street
and drove around a parking lot for about 20 minutes looking for a spot,
couldn't find one so I went to the bank that was right next door, I
parked between two cars that were both parked in handi capped spots.
It was probably around 5:30 A.M. at the time and I ran across to Best
Buy. Of course the $150 computer was sold out, but they had plenty of
hard drives, I stood in line from about 5:35 til 6:10, I was holding in
a big ***** I had to take this whole time, I was so close to the front,
but I just couldn't take it anymore.
I got out of line and ran to the bathroom, I went into the mens
bathroom and it only had two stalls and they were both occupied. I had
to go really bad, so I checked out the girls bathroom, I took a giant
***** in there and ran out past this old lady washing her hands.
I didn't even go back to get the hard drive. I just feel so relieved
to have all that nasty ***** out of me.
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: (Black Friday)Took A ***** In The Girls Bathroom |
15 Dec 2005 03:11:01 AM |
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Dood
You're full of ***** !!!!
Marksman
On 25 Nov 2005 04:48:22 -0800, "Perkoff The Jerkoff"
<perkoff@gmail.com> wrote:
It's black Friday, I usually could give a ***** about black Friday, but
the Best Buy ad had a computer for $150, and a harddrive for $30.
I went to bed around 1:00 A.M. and woke up at 4:45 A.M. I got to the
exit for Best Buy around 4:55 A.M. I was at the exit for about 20
minutes, finally I got onto the street in front of best buy and there
was a line to get into the parking lot. So I went across the street
and drove around a parking lot for about 20 minutes looking for a spot,
couldn't find one so I went to the bank that was right next door, I
parked between two cars that were both parked in handi capped spots.
It was probably around 5:30 A.M. at the time and I ran across to Best
Buy. Of course the $150 computer was sold out, but they had plenty of
hard drives, I stood in line from about 5:35 til 6:10, I was holding in
a big ***** I had to take this whole time, I was so close to the front,
but I just couldn't take it anymore.
I got out of line and ran to the bathroom, I went into the mens
bathroom and it only had two stalls and they were both occupied. I had
to go really bad, so I checked out the girls bathroom, I took a giant
***** in there and ran out past this old lady washing her hands.
I didn't even go back to get the hard drive. I just feel so relieved
to have all that nasty ***** out of me.
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| User: "DAVIDHERO" |
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| Title: Re: (Black Friday)Took A ***** In The Girls Bathroom |
26 Nov 2005 02:43:12 PM |
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On 25 Nov 2005 04:48:22 -0800, "Perkoff The Jerkoff"
<perkoff@gmail.com> wrote:
It's black Friday,
Yeah, lol, it should be called "Thanksnigging", lol?
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| User: "Wavy G" |
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| Title: Re: (Black Friday)Took A ***** In The Girls Bathroom |
26 Nov 2005 03:21:03 PM |
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Of all the DAVIDHEROs I've known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.
On 25 Nov 2005 04:48:22 -0800, "Perkoff The Jerkoff"
<perkoff@gmail.com> wrote:
It's black Friday,
Yeah, lol, it should be called "Thanksnigging", lol?
I don't get this. Please explain it to me. Thanks. Well, if I don't
see you before then, have a merry Spicmas and a happy Jew Year!
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| User: "DAVIDHERO" |
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| Title: Re: (Black Friday)Took A ***** In The Girls Bathroom |
26 Nov 2005 05:48:16 PM |
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On Sat, 26 Nov 2005 10:21:03 -0500, Wavy G <prettiestboy@wavyg.gov>
wrote:
Of all the DAVIDHEROs I've known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.
On 25 Nov 2005 04:48:22 -0800, "Perkoff The Jerkoff"
<perkoff@gmail.com> wrote:
It's black Friday,
Yeah, lol, it should be called "Thanksnigging", lol?
I don't get this. Please explain it to me. Thanks. Well, if I don't
see you before then, have a merry Spicmas and a happy Jew Year!
Oh bring us some niggy pudding, lol....
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| User: "Wavy G" |
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| Title: Re: (Black Friday)Took A ***** In The Girls Bathroom |
26 Nov 2005 06:11:26 PM |
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Of all the DAVIDHEROs I've known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.
On Sat, 26 Nov 2005 10:21:03 -0500, Wavy G <prettiestboy@wavyg.gov>
wrote:
Of all the DAVIDHEROs I've known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.
On 25 Nov 2005 04:48:22 -0800, "Perkoff The Jerkoff"
<perkoff@gmail.com> wrote:
It's black Friday,
Yeah, lol, it should be called "Thanksnigging", lol?
I don't get this. Please explain it to me. Thanks. Well, if I don't
see you before then, have a merry Spicmas and a happy Jew Year!
Oh bring us some niggy pudding, lol....
Iiiiii'm dreaming of a...no wait, that's too easy, lol.
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| User: "DAVIDHERO" |
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| Title: Re: (Black Friday)Took A ***** In The Girls Bathroom |
26 Nov 2005 07:08:19 PM |
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On Sat, 26 Nov 2005 13:11:26 -0500, Wavy G <prettiestboy@wavyg.gov>
wrote:
Of all the DAVIDHEROs I've known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.
On Sat, 26 Nov 2005 10:21:03 -0500, Wavy G <prettiestboy@wavyg.gov>
wrote:
Of all the DAVIDHEROs I've known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.
On 25 Nov 2005 04:48:22 -0800, "Perkoff The Jerkoff"
<perkoff@gmail.com> wrote:
It's black Friday,
Yeah, lol, it should be called "Thanksnigging", lol?
I don't get this. Please explain it to me. Thanks. Well, if I don't
see you before then, have a merry Spicmas and a happy Jew Year!
Oh bring us some niggy pudding, lol....
Iiiiii'm dreaming of a...no wait, that's too easy, lol.
Ramadan, doot doooooo doot do-do. LOL.
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| User: "Russell B" |
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| Title: Re: (Black Friday)Took A ***** In The Girls Bathroom |
27 Nov 2005 04:44:46 AM |
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On Sat, 26 Nov 2005 14:08:19 -0500, DAVIDHERO wrote:
On Sat, 26 Nov 2005 13:11:26 -0500, Wavy G <prettiestboy@wavyg.gov>
wrote:
Of all the DAVIDHEROs I've known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.
On Sat, 26 Nov 2005 10:21:03 -0500, Wavy G <prettiestboy@wavyg.gov>
wrote:
Of all the DAVIDHEROs I've known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.
On 25 Nov 2005 04:48:22 -0800, "Perkoff The Jerkoff"
<perkoff@gmail.com> wrote:
It's black Friday,
Yeah, lol, it should be called "Thanksnigging", lol?
I don't get this. Please explain it to me. Thanks. Well, if I don't
see you before then, have a merry Spicmas and a happy Jew Year!
Oh bring us some niggy pudding, lol....
Iiiiii'm dreaming of a...no wait, that's too easy, lol.
Ramadan, doot doooooo doot do-do. LOL.
POTW.
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| User: "Wavy G" |
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| Title: Re: (Black Friday)Took A ***** In The Girls Bathroom |
27 Nov 2005 05:21:09 AM |
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Of all the Russell Bs I've known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.
On Sat, 26 Nov 2005 14:08:19 -0500, DAVIDHERO wrote:
On Sat, 26 Nov 2005 13:11:26 -0500, Wavy G <prettiestboy@wavyg.gov>
wrote:
Of all the DAVIDHEROs I've known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.
On Sat, 26 Nov 2005 10:21:03 -0500, Wavy G <prettiestboy@wavyg.gov>
wrote:
Of all the DAVIDHEROs I've known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.
On 25 Nov 2005 04:48:22 -0800, "Perkoff The Jerkoff"
<perkoff@gmail.com> wrote:
It's black Friday,
Yeah, lol, it should be called "Thanksnigging", lol?
I don't get this. Please explain it to me. Thanks. Well, if I don't
see you before then, have a merry Spicmas and a happy Jew Year!
Oh bring us some niggy pudding, lol....
Iiiiii'm dreaming of a...no wait, that's too easy, lol.
Ramadan, doot doooooo doot do-do. LOL.
POTW.
I take it you've been gone all week and this was the only post your
newsserver retained.
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| User: "Russell B" |
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| Title: Re: (Black Friday)Took A ***** In The Girls Bathroom |
27 Nov 2005 06:08:42 AM |
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On Sun, 27 Nov 2005 00:21:09 -0500, Wavy G wrote:
Of all the Russell Bs I've known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.
On Sat, 26 Nov 2005 14:08:19 -0500, DAVIDHERO wrote:
On Sat, 26 Nov 2005 13:11:26 -0500, Wavy G <prettiestboy@wavyg.gov>
wrote:
Of all the DAVIDHEROs I've known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.
On Sat, 26 Nov 2005 10:21:03 -0500, Wavy G <prettiestboy@wavyg.gov>
wrote:
Of all the DAVIDHEROs I've known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.
On 25 Nov 2005 04:48:22 -0800, "Perkoff The Jerkoff"
<perkoff@gmail.com> wrote:
It's black Friday,
Yeah, lol, it should be called "Thanksnigging", lol?
I don't get this. Please explain it to me. Thanks. Well, if I don't
see you before then, have a merry Spicmas and a happy Jew Year!
Oh bring us some niggy pudding, lol....
Iiiiii'm dreaming of a...no wait, that's too easy, lol.
Ramadan, doot doooooo doot do-do. LOL.
POTW.
I take it you've been gone all week and this was the only post your
newsserver retained.
Yeah, but it was still pretty good.
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| User: "P.I.M.P. DiBiase" |
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| Title: Re: (Black Friday)Took A ***** In The Girls Bathroom |
25 Nov 2005 07:06:15 PM |
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hahahahah
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| User: "dan.alex" |
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| Title: Re: (Black Friday)Took A ***** In The Girls Bathroom |
26 Nov 2005 04:59:08 AM |
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rotf rotf rotf
Quick, someone extinguish this fire!
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"Perkoff The Jerkoff" <perkoff@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1132922902.233910.190570@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
It's black Friday, I usually could give a ***** about black Friday, but
the Best Buy ad had a computer for $150, and a harddrive for $30.
I went to bed around 1:00 A.M. and woke up at 4:45 A.M. I got to the
exit for Best Buy around 4:55 A.M. I was at the exit for about 20
minutes, finally I got onto the street in front of best buy and there
was a line to get into the parking lot. So I went across the street
and drove around a parking lot for about 20 minutes looking for a spot,
couldn't find one so I went to the bank that was right next door, I
parked between two cars that were both parked in handi capped spots.
It was probably around 5:30 A.M. at the time and I ran across to Best
Buy. Of course the $150 computer was sold out, but they had plenty of
hard drives, I stood in line from about 5:35 til 6:10, I was holding in
a big ***** I had to take this whole time, I was so close to the front,
but I just couldn't take it anymore.
I got out of line and ran to the bathroom, I went into the mens
bathroom and it only had two stalls and they were both occupied. I had
to go really bad, so I checked out the girls bathroom, I took a giant
***** in there and ran out past this old lady washing her hands.
I didn't even go back to get the hard drive. I just feel so relieved
to have all that nasty ***** out of me.
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