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"Nth Complexity" |
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26 Jul 2005 09:26:26 PM |
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Blasphemy Against the Holy Spirit? |
Hi! A friend of mine is going to try to summon Satan in a few weeks,
to ask for awesome earthly power and riches in exchange for our eternal
souls. I don't really expect this to work, but we're going to bring
the house down when we do it! And that's what counts. Anyway, my
friend says that we must all prepare for the ritual by committing
something called a "blasphemy against the holy spirit." He says it's
more than just blasphemy, but he wasn't quite clear on what it was. So
anyway. I figured you folks might know something about this. Will I
need to start preparing in advance gathering kittens to sacrifice or
anything? Please be specific!
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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| Title: Re: Blasphemy Against the Holy Spirit? |
27 Jul 2005 07:25:51 AM |
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On Wed, 27 Jul 2005 02:26:26 GMT in alt.atheism, Nth Complexity
(u8666992@spawnkill.ip-mobilphone.net (Nth Complexity)) said,
directing the reply to alt.atheism
Electic choice of newsgroups...
Hi! A friend of mine is going to try to summon Satan in a few weeks,
to ask for awesome earthly power and riches in exchange for our eternal
souls.
Ah! Goetic Magick. How very classical. Hope you've got shitloads of
virgin parchment and made all the weapons of the art yourself.
I don't really expect this to work, but we're going to bring
the house down when we do it! And that's what counts.
Indeed. "Do these blood curding rites with their drunken free-for-all
kinky sex, whipping, 40,000 year-old dildos, and use of strange drugs
*really* summon Satan?"
As the High Priest commented: "Who cares? By the way, do you have an
Amex card?".
Anyway, my
friend says that we must all prepare for the ritual by committing
something called a "blasphemy against the holy spirit."
Traditionally the preparation requires a period of fasting, and
contemplation of what you intend. No sex, no booze, no drugs, no food,
and very limited water, say for about a week.
You do know the first virtue necessary to Magick, particularly the
dark kind, is "discipline" while the commandment is "to remain
silent". Then of course one must know, will, and of course dare.
Oh well. zero out of five is probably par for the course...
He says it's
more than just blasphemy, but he wasn't quite clear on what it was.
Yes, well amateurs frequently aren't. You might check the Catholic
Encyclopedia about this:
http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/07409a.htm
the answer being as good as any and better than most, in the context
of Christian theology.
So
anyway. I figured you folks might know something about this. Will I
need to start preparing in advance gathering kittens to sacrifice or
anything? Please be specific!
More generally one wonders why Satan should bargain for a soul that
will plainly be His in any event, should the Christian myth turn out
against all probability to be true.
When the ritual doesn't work, you may care to think on this.
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| User: "Ron Baker, Pluralitas!" |
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| Title: Re: Blasphemy Against the Holy Spirit? |
27 Jul 2005 12:22:46 AM |
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"Nth Complexity" <u8666992@spawnkill.ip-mobilphone.net> wrote in message
news:l.1122431186.1291076660@[82.96.100.100]...
Hi! A friend of mine is going to try to summon Satan in a few weeks,
to ask for awesome earthly power and riches in exchange for our eternal
souls. I don't really expect this to work, but we're going to bring
the house down when we do it!
That will be totally excellent, dude!
And that's what counts. Anyway, my
friend says that we must all prepare for the ritual by committing
something called a "blasphemy against the holy spirit." He says it's
more than just blasphemy, but he wasn't quite clear on what it was. So
anyway. I figured you folks might know something about this. Will I
need to start preparing in advance gathering kittens to sacrifice or
anything? Please be specific!
OK. Here's what I do.
- Leave the toilet seat up.
- Drink right out of the carton.
- Drive slow in the left lane.
Bwahahahahahaaaaa!
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rb
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| User: "Achy Breaky Clayton" |
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| Title: Re: Blasphemy Against the Holy Spirit? |
27 Jul 2005 01:28:08 AM |
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"Nth Complexity" <u8666992@spawnkill.ip-mobilphone.net> wrote in message
news:l.1122431186.1291076660@[82.96.100.100]...
Hi! A friend of mine is going to try to summon Satan in a few weeks,
to ask for awesome earthly power and riches in exchange for our eternal
souls. I don't really expect this to work, but we're going to bring
the house down when we do it! And that's what counts. Anyway, my
friend says that we must all prepare for the ritual by committing
something called a "blasphemy against the holy spirit." He says it's
more than just blasphemy, but he wasn't quite clear on what it was. So
anyway. I figured you folks might know something about this. Will I
need to start preparing in advance gathering kittens to sacrifice or
anything? Please be specific!
Just drill a hole in a Bible and ***** it! Beware of paper cuts though!
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| User: "HellPope Huey" |
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| Title: Re: Blasphemy Against the Holy Spirit? |
27 Jul 2005 10:29:10 AM |
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Achy Breaky Clayton wrote:
Just drill a hole in a Bible and ***** it! Beware of paper cuts though!
Drill a hole through three of them,
think of some scag like Paris Hilton,
slap them suckers on there and jog through a mall, get some publicity
going.
Heck, the way the world is, you'll probably have a few women give you
their phone numbers. Maybe a few guys as well. Rub a little tuna on your
ankles and get a horde of dogs and cats to follow you. Be creative! If
that worked for God, it could work for you. Of course, He is DISGUSTED
with the results, but that's HIS problem.
--
HellPope Huey
I was a teenaged lizard for the FBI
"Johnsons' Newt Oil from new newts
slides on your dry body
like 2 or 3 newts might slide over another newt
in the depths of some sub-tropical hell.
That could be you and it could be you tonight.
That's Johnson's Newt Oil from new newts...
... get some."
~ Firesign Theatre
Fairy-tales are more than true:
not because they tell us that dragons exist,
but because they tell us
that dragons can be beaten.
~ C. K. Chesterton
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| User: "Achy Breaky Clayton" |
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| Title: Re: Blasphemy Against the Holy Spirit? |
27 Jul 2005 08:01:49 PM |
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"HellPope Huey" <HellPopeHuey@BOOM.net> wrote in message
news:aLNFe.5096$0C.1667@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net...
Achy Breaky Clayton wrote:
Just drill a hole in a Bible and ***** it! Beware of paper cuts though!
Drill a hole through three of them,
think of some scag like Paris Hilton,
I think Paris might be a little wetter though....I've seen the video and she
gets pretty juicy!
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Blasphemy Against the Holy Spirit? |
28 Jul 2005 07:36:34 AM |
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"Achy Breaky Clayton" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonymails.com> wrote in message
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"HellPope Huey" <HellPopeHuey@BOOM.net> wrote in message
news:aLNFe.5096$0C.1667@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net...
Achy Breaky Clayton wrote:
Just drill a hole in a Bible and ***** it! Beware of paper cuts
though!
Drill a hole through three of them,
think of some scag like Paris Hilton,
I think Paris might be a little wetter though....I've seen the video and
she
gets pretty juicy!
Eeeeeeeeeeeewww! Like I really needed to read that first thing in the
morning :P
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Achy Breaky Clayton" |
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| Title: Re: Blasphemy Against the Holy Spirit? |
28 Jul 2005 06:26:37 PM |
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
news:3ks1siFvfs62U1@individual.net...
"Achy Breaky Clayton" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonymails.com> wrote in message
news:42e82e50$0$27469$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
"HellPope Huey" <HellPopeHuey@BOOM.net> wrote in message
news:aLNFe.5096$0C.1667@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net...
Achy Breaky Clayton wrote:
Just drill a hole in a Bible and ***** it! Beware of paper cuts
though!
Drill a hole through three of them,
think of some scag like Paris Hilton,
I think Paris might be a little wetter though....I've seen the video and
she
gets pretty juicy!
Eeeeeeeeeeeewww! Like I really needed to read that first thing in the
morning :P
You can always depend on me for an eye opener....
.....and I mean that in so many ways! ;)
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Blasphemy Against the Holy Spirit? |
29 Jul 2005 08:30:46 AM |
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"Achy Breaky Clayton" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonymails.com> wrote in message
news:42e96971$0$2238$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
news:3ks1siFvfs62U1@individual.net...
"Achy Breaky Clayton" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonymails.com> wrote in message
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"HellPope Huey" <HellPopeHuey@BOOM.net> wrote in message
news:aLNFe.5096$0C.1667@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net...
Achy Breaky Clayton wrote:
Just drill a hole in a Bible and ***** it! Beware of paper cuts
though!
Drill a hole through three of them,
think of some scag like Paris Hilton,
I think Paris might be a little wetter though....I've seen the video
and
she
gets pretty juicy!
Eeeeeeeeeeeewww! Like I really needed to read that first thing in the
morning :P
You can always depend on me for an eye opener....
....and I mean that in so many ways! ;)
Woooooooooooooooooooot! Oh my ;)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: Blasphemy Against the Holy Spirit? |
27 Jul 2005 11:27:19 PM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet HellPope Huey
(HellPopeHuey@BOOM.net) made the light shine upon us with this:
Achy Breaky Clayton wrote:
Just drill a hole in a Bible and ***** it! Beware of paper cuts
though!
Drill a hole through three of them,
think of some scag like Paris Hilton,
slap them suckers on there and jog through a mall, get some
publicity
going.
Heck, the way the world is, you'll probably have a few women give
you
their phone numbers. Maybe a few guys as well. Rub a little tuna on
your ankles and get a horde of dogs and cats to follow you. Be
creative! If that worked for God, it could work for you. Of course, He
is DISGUSTED with the results, but that's HIS problem.
Don't forget the peanut butter. We have a beagle named Lola... er,
nevermind...
--
Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
http://home.comcast.net/~vickman/
______________
'03 XVS650A
'04 XVS1100
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| User: "mariposas morgan mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges" |
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| Title: Re: Blasphemy Against the Holy Spirit? |
27 Jul 2005 11:38:17 PM |
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In article <Xns96A0DA64F4C9Dvicman@216.196.97.136>,
Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com> wrote:
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet HellPope Huey
(HellPopeHuey@BOOM.net) made the light shine upon us with this:
Achy Breaky Clayton wrote:
Just drill a hole in a Bible and ***** it! Beware of paper cuts
though!
Drill a hole through three of them,
think of some scag like Paris Hilton,
slap them suckers on there and jog through a mall, get some
publicity
going.
Heck, the way the world is, you'll probably have a few women give
you
their phone numbers. Maybe a few guys as well. Rub a little tuna on
your ankles and get a horde of dogs and cats to follow you. Be
creative! If that worked for God, it could work for you. Of course, He
is DISGUSTED with the results, but that's HIS problem.
Don't forget the peanut butter. We have a beagle named Lola... er,
nevermind...
i am so offended
gosh
arf meow arf - dogs and cats living together
the erisian constancy - though chaos is transformed
but never lost to sea - grey ordered ranks are swarmed
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| User: "Pastor Dave" |
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| Title: Re: Blasphemy Against the Holy Spirit? |
27 Jul 2005 11:48:33 PM |
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On Wed, 27 Jul 2005 23:27:19 -0500, Uncle Vic
<address@withheld.com> spake thusly:
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet HellPope Huey
(HellPopeHuey@BOOM.net) made the light shine upon us with this:
Achy Breaky Clayton wrote:
Just drill a hole in a Bible and ***** it! Beware of paper cuts
though!
Drill a hole through three of them,
think of some scag like Paris Hilton,
slap them suckers on there and jog through a mall, get some
publicity
going.
Heck, the way the world is, you'll probably have a few women give
you
their phone numbers. Maybe a few guys as well. Rub a little tuna on
your ankles and get a horde of dogs and cats to follow you. Be
creative! If that worked for God, it could work for you. Of course, He
is DISGUSTED with the results, but that's HIS problem.
Don't forget the peanut butter. We have a beagle named Lola... er,
nevermind...
I must say, I didn't know what tolerance was,
until I started reading messages from atheists.
--
Pastor Dave
Silence in the Face of Doctrinal Criticism is Suicide
http://www.ecclesia.org/truth/solution.html
http://tinyurl.com/ce97m
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| User: "Misleart Chuff" |
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28 Jul 2005 12:25:32 PM |
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"Pastor Dave" <news-group-mail@nospam-tampa-bay.rr.com> wrote in
message news:qroge15bdsvdkfngqgbaj1rf37h0jk8m37@4ax.com...
: On Wed, 27 Jul 2005 23:27:19 -0500, Uncle Vic
: <address@withheld.com> spake thusly:
[snip]
: >Don't forget the peanut butter. We have a beagle named Lola... er,
: >nevermind...
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: I must say, I didn't know what tolerance was,
: until I started reading messages from atheists.
Ummm.....aside from the obvious fact that you've no clue about
tolerance, even now....WTF does that have to do with beagles or peanut
butter? I'd say you've lost your mind, but then, you'd have to have
one first, eh?
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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28 Jul 2005 12:42:57 PM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Pastor Dave (news-group-
mail@nospam-tampa-bay.rr.com) made the light shine upon us with this:
Don't forget the peanut butter. We have a beagle named Lola... er,
nevermind...
I must say, I didn't know what tolerance was,
until I started reading messages from atheists.
Oh come now, Dave. Feeding your dog peanut butter is a moral wholesome
act. And it's none of your business what I use for a spoon.
--
Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
http://home.comcast.net/~vickman/
______________
'03 XVS650A
'04 XVS1100
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| User: "Pastor Dave" |
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| Title: Re: Blasphemy Against the Holy Spirit? |
28 Jul 2005 07:41:38 PM |
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On Thu, 28 Jul 2005 12:42:57 -0500, Uncle Vic
<address@withheld.com> spake thusly:
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Pastor Dave (news-group-
mail@nospam-tampa-bay.rr.com) made the light shine upon us with this:
Don't forget the peanut butter. We have a beagle named Lola... er,
nevermind...
I must say, I didn't know what tolerance was,
until I started reading messages from atheists.
Oh come now, Dave. Feeding your dog peanut
butter is a moral wholesome act. And it's none
of your business what I use for a spoon.
Thank you for proving my point.
--
Pastor Dave
Silence in the Face of Doctrinal Criticism is Suicide
http://www.ecclesia.org/truth/solution.html
http://tinyurl.com/ce97m
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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28 Jul 2005 07:54:27 PM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Pastor Dave (news-group-
mail@nospam-tampa-bay.rr.com) made the light shine upon us with this:
On Thu, 28 Jul 2005 12:42:57 -0500, Uncle Vic
<address@withheld.com> spake thusly:
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Pastor Dave (news-group-
mail@nospam-tampa-bay.rr.com) made the light shine upon us with this:
Don't forget the peanut butter. We have a beagle named Lola... er,
nevermind...
I must say, I didn't know what tolerance was,
until I started reading messages from atheists.
Oh come now, Dave. Feeding your dog peanut
butter is a moral wholesome act. And it's none
of your business what I use for a spoon.
Thank you for proving my point.
Vapid, not even funny. Don't you guys have a sense of humor?
--
Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
http://home.comcast.net/~vickman/
______________
'03 XVS650A
'04 XVS1100
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Blasphemy Against the Holy Spirit? |
27 Jul 2005 05:37:39 AM |
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In episode <42e7295a$0$23443$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>, Achy Breaky
Clayton burst into the room and exclaimed:
"Nth Complexity" <u8666992@spawnkill.ip-mobilphone.net> wrote in message
news:l.1122431186.1291076660@[82.96.100.100]...
Hi! A friend of mine is going to try to summon Satan in a few weeks, to
ask for awesome earthly power and riches in exchange for our eternal
souls. I don't really expect this to work, but we're going to bring the
house down when we do it! And that's what counts. Anyway, my friend
says that we must all prepare for the ritual by committing something
called a "blasphemy against the holy spirit." He says it's more than
just blasphemy, but he wasn't quite clear on what it was. So anyway. I
figured you folks might know something about this. Will I need to start
preparing in advance gathering kittens to sacrifice or anything? Please
be specific!
Just drill a hole in a Bible and ***** it! Beware of paper cuts though!
That hurt just to *think about...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Come to think of it, there are already a million
monkeys on a million typewriters, and the Usenet
is NOTHING like Shakespeare!" -- Blair Houghton
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| User: "Achy Breaky Clayton" |
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27 Jul 2005 08:00:27 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:irOdnZWxI_lu_nrfRVn-gQ@megapath.net...
In episode <42e7295a$0$23443$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>, Achy Breaky
Clayton burst into the room and exclaimed:
"Nth Complexity" <u8666992@spawnkill.ip-mobilphone.net> wrote in message
news:l.1122431186.1291076660@[82.96.100.100]...
Hi! A friend of mine is going to try to summon Satan in a few weeks,
to
ask for awesome earthly power and riches in exchange for our eternal
souls. I don't really expect this to work, but we're going to bring
the
house down when we do it! And that's what counts. Anyway, my friend
says that we must all prepare for the ritual by committing something
called a "blasphemy against the holy spirit." He says it's more than
just blasphemy, but he wasn't quite clear on what it was. So anyway.
I
figured you folks might know something about this. Will I need to
start
preparing in advance gathering kittens to sacrifice or anything?
Please
be specific!
Just drill a hole in a Bible and ***** it! Beware of paper cuts though!
That hurt just to *think about...
Then you better not think of lemon juice being squeezed on the cuts!
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Blasphemy Against the Holy Spirit? |
28 Jul 2005 02:48:34 PM |
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In episode <42e82dfe$0$5340$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>, Achy Breaky
Clayton burst into the room and exclaimed:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:irOdnZWxI_lu_nrfRVn-gQ@megapath.net...
In episode <42e7295a$0$23443$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>, Achy Breaky
Clayton burst into the room and exclaimed:
"Nth Complexity" <u8666992@spawnkill.ip-mobilphone.net> wrote in
message news:l.1122431186.1291076660@[82.96.100.100]...
Hi! A friend of mine is going to try to summon Satan in a few weeks,
to
ask for awesome earthly power and riches in exchange for our eternal
souls. I don't really expect this to work, but we're going to bring
the
house down when we do it! And that's what counts. Anyway, my friend
says that we must all prepare for the ritual by committing something
called a "blasphemy against the holy spirit." He says it's more than
just blasphemy, but he wasn't quite clear on what it was. So anyway.
I
figured you folks might know something about this. Will I need to
start
preparing in advance gathering kittens to sacrifice or anything?
Please
be specific!
Just drill a hole in a Bible and ***** it! Beware of paper cuts
though!
That hurt just to *think about...
Then you better not think of lemon juice being squeezed on the cuts!
Okay, that's it!
<pulls emergency eject lever and flies out of thread>
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
--------------------------------------------------
"Come to think of it, there are already a million
monkeys on a million typewriters, and the Usenet
is NOTHING like Shakespeare!" -- Blair Houghton
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| User: "Ike" |
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| Title: Re: Blasphemy Against the Holy Spirit? |
27 Jul 2005 11:23:19 PM |
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"Nth Complexity" <u8666992@spawnkill.ip-mobilphone.net> wrote in message
news:l.1122431186.1291076660@[82.96.100.100]...
Hi! A friend of mine is going to try to summon Satan in a few weeks,
to ask for awesome earthly power and riches in exchange for our eternal
souls. I don't really expect this to work, but we're going to bring
the house down when we do it! And that's what counts. Anyway, my
friend says that we must all prepare for the ritual by committing
something called a "blasphemy against the holy spirit." He says it's
more than just blasphemy, but he wasn't quite clear on what it was. So
anyway. I figured you folks might know something about this. Will I
need to start preparing in advance gathering kittens to sacrifice or
anything? Please be specific!
-- Nth Complexity --
-- Have A Nice Day! --
You need 'Dirty Dog'. The night after I listed 'Dirty Dog' on ebay. I went
to the strore and bought some orange juice and a bottle of mineral water. I
gave the clerk a $10 dollar bill and my change was $6.66. No one bought
'Dirty Dog' but the ebay listing can still be seen at
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=6193625491&ssPageName=STRK:MEUS:IT
Maybe I will list 'Dirty Dog' again.
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| User: "polar bear" |
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27 Jul 2005 03:13:28 PM |
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In article <l.1122431186.1291076660@[82.96.100.100]>,
u8666992@spawnkill.ip-mobilphone.net (Nth Complexity) wrote:
Hi! A friend of mine is going to try to summon Satan in a few weeks,
to ask for awesome earthly power and riches in exchange for our eternal
souls. I don't really expect this to work, but we're going to bring
the house down when we do it! And that's what counts. Anyway, my
friend says that we must all prepare for the ritual by committing
something called a "blasphemy against the holy spirit." He says it's
more than just blasphemy, but he wasn't quite clear on what it was. So
anyway. I figured you folks might know something about this. Will I
need to start preparing in advance gathering kittens to sacrifice or
anything? Please be specific!
-- Nth Complexity --
-- Have A Nice Day! --
You've got to work up slowly to these things. Try summoning a cab on
on a Friday night in Manhattan first. Once you've got that down, then
you can try for Satan.
pb
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Blasphemy Against the Holy Spirit? |
26 Jul 2005 10:39:22 PM |
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In episode <l.1122431186.1291076660@[82.96.100.100]>, Nth Complexity burst
into the room and exclaimed:
Hi! A friend of mine is going to try to summon Satan in a few weeks, to
ask for awesome earthly power and riches in exchange for our eternal
souls. I don't really expect this to work, but we're going to bring the
house down when we do it! And that's what counts. Anyway, my friend says
that we must all prepare for the ritual by committing something called a
"blasphemy against the holy spirit." He says it's more than just
blasphemy, but he wasn't quite clear on what it was. So anyway. I
figured you folks might know something about this. Will I need to start
preparing in advance gathering kittens to sacrifice or anything? Please
be specific!
You posted this to alt.atheism eh?
Sheesh.
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Come to think of it, there are already a million
monkeys on a million typewriters, and the Usenet
is NOTHING like Shakespeare!" -- Blair Houghton
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| User: "mariposas morgan mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges" |
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| Title: Re: Blasphemy Against the Holy Spirit? |
26 Jul 2005 11:12:52 PM |
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In article <Za-dnXLl7bl3nHrfRVn-2w@megapath.net>,
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
In episode <l.1122431186.1291076660@[82.96.100.100]>, Nth Complexity burst
into the room and exclaimed:
Hi! A friend of mine is going to try to summon Satan in a few weeks, to
ask for awesome earthly power and riches in exchange for our eternal
souls. I don't really expect this to work, but we're going to bring the
house down when we do it! And that's what counts. Anyway, my friend says
that we must all prepare for the ritual by committing something called a
"blasphemy against the holy spirit." He says it's more than just
blasphemy, but he wasn't quite clear on what it was. So anyway. I
figured you folks might know something about this. Will I need to start
preparing in advance gathering kittens to sacrifice or anything? Please
be specific!
You posted this to alt.atheism eh?
expert domain knowledge
arf meow arf - dogs and cats living together
the erisian constancy - though chaos is transformed
but never lost to sea - grey ordered ranks are swarmed
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Blasphemy Against the Holy Spirit? |
27 Jul 2005 05:37:02 AM |
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In episode <mair_fheal-E97841.21125226072005@corp.supernews.com>,
mariposas morgan mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges burst into the room
and exclaimed:
In article <Za-dnXLl7bl3nHrfRVn-2w@megapath.net>,
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
In episode <l.1122431186.1291076660@[82.96.100.100]>, Nth Complexity
burst into the room and exclaimed:
Hi! A friend of mine is going to try to summon Satan in a few weeks,
to ask for awesome earthly power and riches in exchange for our
eternal souls. I don't really expect this to work, but we're going to
bring the house down when we do it! And that's what counts. Anyway,
my friend says that we must all prepare for the ritual by committing
something called a "blasphemy against the holy spirit." He says it's
more than just blasphemy, but he wasn't quite clear on what it was.
So anyway. I figured you folks might know something about this. Will
I need to start preparing in advance gathering kittens to sacrifice or
anything? Please be specific!
You posted this to alt.atheism eh?
expert domain knowledge
Eh?
Actually, there's no way to answer the question as none of the Christians
agree what it means and it's their religion. As an atheist, I don't
believe in a "satan" any more than a "holy spirit" and wouldn't know how
you'd go about "blaspheming" against a fiction. Might as well ask how you
"blaspheme" Santa...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Come to think of it, there are already a million
monkeys on a million typewriters, and the Usenet
is NOTHING like Shakespeare!" -- Blair Houghton
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| User: "mariposas morgan mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges" |
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| Title: Re: Blasphemy Against the Holy Spirit? |
27 Jul 2005 12:28:14 PM |
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In article <irOdnZqxI_lS_nrfRVn-gQ@megapath.net>,
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
In episode <mair_fheal-E97841.21125226072005@corp.supernews.com>,
mariposas morgan mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges burst into the room
and exclaimed:
In article <Za-dnXLl7bl3nHrfRVn-2w@megapath.net>,
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
In episode <l.1122431186.1291076660@[82.96.100.100]>, Nth Complexity
burst into the room and exclaimed:
Hi! A friend of mine is going to try to summon Satan in a few weeks,
to ask for awesome earthly power and riches in exchange for our
eternal souls. I don't really expect this to work, but we're going to
bring the house down when we do it! And that's what counts. Anyway,
my friend says that we must all prepare for the ritual by committing
something called a "blasphemy against the holy spirit." He says it's
more than just blasphemy, but he wasn't quite clear on what it was.
So anyway. I figured you folks might know something about this. Will
I need to start preparing in advance gathering kittens to sacrifice or
anything? Please be specific!
You posted this to alt.atheism eh?
expert domain knowledge
Eh?
Actually, there's no way to answer the question as none of the Christians
agree what it means and it's their religion. As an atheist, I don't
believe in a "satan" any more than a "holy spirit" and wouldn't know how
you'd go about "blaspheming" against a fiction. Might as well ask how you
"blaspheme" Santa...
santa is satan is a bright red commie suit
godless atheistic bastards
the first thing you did in russia is cut the tops off all the christmas trees
arf meow arf - dogs and cats living together
the erisian constancy - though chaos is transformed
but never lost to sea - grey ordered ranks are swarmed
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Blasphemy Against the Holy Spirit? |
27 Jul 2005 12:45:23 PM |
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"mariposas morgan mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges"
<mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:mair_fheal-8532E7.10281427072005@corp.supernews.com...
In article <irOdnZqxI_lS_nrfRVn-gQ@megapath.net>,
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
snip
Actually, there's no way to answer the question as none of the Christians
agree what it means and it's their religion. As an atheist, I don't
believe in a "satan" any more than a "holy spirit" and wouldn't know how
you'd go about "blaspheming" against a fiction. Might as well ask how you
"blaspheme" Santa...
santa is satan is a bright red commie suit
godless atheistic bastards
the first thing you did in russia is cut the tops off all the christmas
trees
arf meow arf - dogs and cats living together
the erisian constancy - though chaos is transformed
but never lost to sea - grey ordered ranks are swarmed
Ooooookay
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "mariposas morgan mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges" |
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| Title: Re: Blasphemy Against the Holy Spirit? |
27 Jul 2005 01:08:13 PM |
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In article <3kpvhaFvkiqoU1@individual.net>,
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
im sure the people of tuskogee
remember what godless scientists can do to people
sometimes burning poeple at the stake
can be merciful
arf meow arf - dogs and cats living together
the erisian constancy - though chaos is transformed
but never lost to sea - grey ordered ranks are swarmed
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Blasphemy Against the Holy Spirit? |
27 Jul 2005 01:14:33 PM |
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"mariposas morgan mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges"
<mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:mair_fheal-6354DD.11081127072005@corp.supernews.com...
In article <3kpvhaFvkiqoU1@individual.net>,
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
im sure the people of tuskogee
remember what godless scientists can do to people
Ah, I see. You're just another garden-variety whack-a-doo. Plonk goes the
looney.
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "mariposas morgan mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges" |
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| Title: Re: Blasphemy Against the Holy Spirit? |
27 Jul 2005 02:22:32 PM |
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In article <3kq180Fvjfp8U1@individual.net>,
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"mariposas morgan mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges"
<mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:mair_fheal-6354DD.11081127072005@corp.supernews.com...
In article <3kpvhaFvkiqoU1@individual.net>,
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
im sure the people of tuskogee
remember what godless scientists can do to people
Ah, I see. You're just another garden-variety whack-a-doo. Plonk goes the
looney.
look up the tuskogee experiment
black men with veneral disease deliberately left untreated
all in the name of science
actually lots of human misery in the name of scientific progress
until the people demanded informed consent
close your ears if you want
dogma always makes people stupid
arf meow arf - dogs and cats living together
the erisian constancy - though chaos is transformed
but never lost to sea - grey ordered ranks are swarmed
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| User: "smallfoot" |
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| Title: Re: Blasphemy Against the Holy Spirit? |
27 Jul 2005 02:49:32 PM |
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In article <mair_fheal-4C71BF.12223227072005@corp.supernews.com>,
mair_fheal@yahoo.com says...
In article <3kq180Fvjfp8U1@individual.net>,
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"mariposas morgan mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges"
<mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:mair_fheal-6354DD.11081127072005@corp.supernews.com...
In article <3kpvhaFvkiqoU1@individual.net>,
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
im sure the people of tuskogee
remember what godless scientists can do to people
Ah, I see. You're just another garden-variety whack-a-doo. Plonk goes the
looney.
look up the tuskogee experiment
black men with veneral disease deliberately left untreated
all in the name of science
actually lots of human misery in the name of scientific progress
until the people demanded informed consent
close your ears if you want
dogma always makes people stupid
arf meow arf - dogs and cats living together
the erisian constancy - though chaos is transformed
but never lost to sea - grey ordered ranks are swarmed
Well, you ARE kind of a freak. I mean, just look at your nym for
chrissake. And what's the meaning of all that siggy weirdness that you
tack onto the end of every post?
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| User: "mariposas morgan mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges" |
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| Title: Re: Blasphemy Against the Holy Spirit? |
27 Jul 2005 03:03:17 PM |
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In article <screamxvbuyttrekvbgdgfa@first.sector>, smallfoot <tip@tippy.toe>
wrote:
In article <mair_fheal-4C71BF.12223227072005@corp.supernews.com>,
mair_fheal@yahoo.com says...
In article <3kq180Fvjfp8U1@individual.net>,
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"mariposas morgan mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges"
<mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:mair_fheal-6354DD.11081127072005@corp.supernews.com...
In article <3kpvhaFvkiqoU1@individual.net>,
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic
Sagerquist
im sure the people of tuskogee
remember what godless scientists can do to people
Ah, I see. You're just another garden-variety whack-a-doo. Plonk goes
the
looney.
look up the tuskogee experiment
black men with veneral disease deliberately left untreated
all in the name of science
actually lots of human misery in the name of scientific progress
until the people demanded informed consent
close your ears if you want
dogma always makes people stupid
arf meow arf - dogs and cats living together
the erisian constancy - though chaos is transformed
but never lost to sea - grey ordered ranks are swarmed
Well, you ARE kind of a freak. I mean, just look at your nym for
chrissake. And what's the meaning of all that siggy weirdness that you
tack onto the end of every post?
ghostbusters
and the credo of the first united discordian church of mt shasta
arf meow arf - dogs and cats living together
the erisian constancy - though chaos is transformed
but never lost to sea - grey ordered ranks are swarmed
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