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Religions > Atheism |
| User: |
"Mike Painter" |
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06 Nov 2006 12:21:08 AM |
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Blind pilots |
Two men dressed in pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle of the aircraft. Both
are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping
his way along the aisle with a cane.
Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit
the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing
nervously around, searching for some kind of a sign that this is just a
little practical joke. None is forthcoming.
The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and the people sitting in
the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge
of the airport property. Just as it begins to look as though the plane will
plow straight into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin.
At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax
and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines and
books, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.
Meanwhile, in the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and
says, "You know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and
we're all gonna die!
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Take a CPR class and get your community involved in an AED program.
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Blind pilots |
12 Nov 2006 03:25:07 PM |
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On Mon, 06 Nov 2006 06:21:08 GMT, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in alt.atheism
Two men dressed in pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle of the aircraft. Both
are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping
his way along the aisle with a cane.
Oldie and moldie, but a good one.
[]
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Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: Blind pilots |
12 Nov 2006 11:19:00 PM |
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stoney wrote:
On Mon, 06 Nov 2006 06:21:08 GMT, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in alt.atheism
Two men dressed in pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle of the
aircraft. Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog,
and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.
Oldie and moldie, but a good one.
One of my favorite playboy cartoons shows a pilot, copilot and navigator
walking down the aisle of a plane strapping on parachutes. Red faces, sweat
popping, whistling and trying to look nonchalant.
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Blind pilots |
12 Nov 2006 11:31:49 PM |
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Mike Painter wrote:
stoney wrote:
On Mon, 06 Nov 2006 06:21:08 GMT, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in alt.atheism
Two men dressed in pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle of the
aircraft. Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog,
and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.
Oldie and moldie, but a good one.
One of my favorite playboy cartoons shows a pilot, copilot and navigator
walking down the aisle of a plane strapping on parachutes. Red faces, sweat
popping, whistling and trying to look nonchalant.
"Captain, our son has a question..." <g>
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0065377/quotes
-Panama Floyd, Atl.
aa#2015, Member Knights of BAAWA!
EAC Martian Commander
Plonked by Kadaitcha Man, Sep 06
"..the prayer cloth of one aeon is the doormat of the next."
-Mark Twain
Religious societies are *less* moral than secular ones:
http://moses.creighton.edu/JRS/2005/2005-11.html
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Blind pilots |
16 Nov 2006 11:35:16 AM |
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On 12 Nov 2006 21:31:49 -0800, wrote in
alt.atheism
Mike Painter wrote:
stoney wrote:
On Mon, 06 Nov 2006 06:21:08 GMT, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in alt.atheism
Two men dressed in pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle of the
aircraft. Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog,
and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.
Oldie and moldie, but a good one.
One of my favorite playboy cartoons shows a pilot, copilot and navigator
walking down the aisle of a plane strapping on parachutes. Red faces, sweat
popping, whistling and trying to look nonchalant.
"Captain, our son has a question..." <g>
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0065377/quotes
Classic movie. :)
[]
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Blind pilots |
16 Nov 2006 11:29:52 AM |
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On Mon, 13 Nov 2006 05:19:00 GMT, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in alt.atheism
stoney wrote:
On Mon, 06 Nov 2006 06:21:08 GMT, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in alt.atheism
Two men dressed in pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle of the
aircraft. Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog,
and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.
Oldie and moldie, but a good one.
One of my favorite playboy cartoons shows a pilot, copilot and navigator
walking down the aisle of a plane strapping on parachutes. Red faces, sweat
popping, whistling and trying to look nonchalant.
heheheheh
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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