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24 Nov 2004 12:32:58 PM |
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Bob |
On 18 Nov 2004 03:56:30 -0800, (Bob Crowley)
wrote in message <adff117.0411180356.409a42cc@posting.google.com>:
Jar Jar Binks is sucked into a black hole while trying to pilot through the
Kessel Run.
Time for a commercial break - A McDonalds is shown being sucked into
the Black Hole and then it cuts to where Jar Jar Binks is eating a Big
Mac and Fries, and sucking down a Coca Cola. Suitably fortified, he
steps out the door and is immediately drawn into a commercial for some
alcholic drink. As soon as he takes the first swig, a bevy of Black
Hole Hostesses line up to make him the centre of attention.
So now you know that even in a Black Hole, you can't get away from the
commercial breaks.
Now back to the story ....
Sorry, Bob (haha), but that wasn't very funny.
btw what do you call a man with no arms or legs in a swimming pool?
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| User: "GP of ATJ" |
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24 Nov 2004 12:53:22 PM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote in message
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On 18 Nov 2004 03:56:30 -0800, (Bob Crowley)
wrote in message <adff117.0411180356.409a42cc@posting.google.com>:
Jar Jar Binks is sucked into a black hole while trying to pilot through
the
Kessel Run.
Time for a commercial break - A McDonalds is shown being sucked into
the Black Hole and then it cuts to where Jar Jar Binks is eating a Big
Mac and Fries, and sucking down a Coca Cola. Suitably fortified, he
steps out the door and is immediately drawn into a commercial for some
alcholic drink. As soon as he takes the first swig, a bevy of Black
Hole Hostesses line up to make him the centre of attention.
So now you know that even in a Black Hole, you can't get away from the
commercial breaks.
Now back to the story ....
Sorry, Bob (haha), but that wasn't very funny.
as if you ever were fag boy.
btw what do you call a man with no arms or legs in a swimming pool?
fag boy mel after he burned his dope suppliers.
Q: What's the most confusing day in Harlem?
A: Father's day.
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: Bob |
24 Nov 2004 12:58:33 PM |
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Mel wrote:
On 18 Nov 2004 03:56:30 -0800, (Bob
Crowley) wrote in message
<adff117.0411180356.409a42cc@posting.google.com>:
Jar Jar Binks is sucked into a black hole while trying to pilot
through the Kessel Run.
Time for a commercial break - A McDonalds is shown being sucked into
the Black Hole and then it cuts to where Jar Jar Binks is eating a
Big Mac and Fries, and sucking down a Coca Cola. Suitably
fortified, he steps out the door and is immediately drawn into a
commercial for some alcholic drink. As soon as he takes the first
swig, a bevy of Black Hole Hostesses line up to make him the centre
of attention.
So now you know that even in a Black Hole, you can't get away from
the commercial breaks.
Now back to the story ....
Sorry, Bob (haha), but that wasn't very funny.
btw what do you call a man with no arms or legs in a swimming pool?
Matt? Lief? Bill? No, no wait - a drummer?
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| User: "Mel" |
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25 Nov 2004 02:20:11 AM |
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On Wed, 24 Nov 2004 18:58:33 GMT, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
<tR4pd.22019$zx1.706@newssvr13.news.prodigy.com>:
Mel wrote:
On 18 Nov 2004 03:56:30 -0800, (Bob
Crowley) wrote in message
<adff117.0411180356.409a42cc@posting.google.com>:
Jar Jar Binks is sucked into a black hole while trying to pilot
through the Kessel Run.
Time for a commercial break - A McDonalds is shown being sucked into
the Black Hole and then it cuts to where Jar Jar Binks is eating a
Big Mac and Fries, and sucking down a Coca Cola. Suitably
fortified, he steps out the door and is immediately drawn into a
commercial for some alcholic drink. As soon as he takes the first
swig, a bevy of Black Hole Hostesses line up to make him the centre
of attention.
So now you know that even in a Black Hole, you can't get away from
the commercial breaks.
Now back to the story ....
Sorry, Bob (haha), but that wasn't very funny.
btw what do you call a man with no arms or legs in a swimming pool?
Matt? Lief? Bill? No, no wait - a drummer?
keep guessing, Mike. in the meantime, would you like to dunk your head in
this barrel and try to bite an apple?
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
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| User: "GP of ATJ" |
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25 Nov 2004 06:53:00 AM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote in message
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On Wed, 24 Nov 2004 18:58:33 GMT, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
<tR4pd.22019$zx1.706@newssvr13.news.prodigy.com>:
Mel wrote:
On 18 Nov 2004 03:56:30 -0800, (Bob
Crowley) wrote in message
<adff117.0411180356.409a42cc@posting.google.com>:
Jar Jar Binks is sucked into a black hole while trying to pilot
through the Kessel Run.
Time for a commercial break - A McDonalds is shown being sucked into
the Black Hole and then it cuts to where Jar Jar Binks is eating a
Big Mac and Fries, and sucking down a Coca Cola. Suitably
fortified, he steps out the door and is immediately drawn into a
commercial for some alcholic drink. As soon as he takes the first
swig, a bevy of Black Hole Hostesses line up to make him the centre
of attention.
So now you know that even in a Black Hole, you can't get away from
the commercial breaks.
Now back to the story ....
Sorry, Bob (haha), but that wasn't very funny.
btw what do you call a man with no arms or legs in a swimming pool?
Matt? Lief? Bill? No, no wait - a drummer?
keep guessing, Mike. in the meantime, would you like to dunk your head in
this barrel and try to bite an apple?
that's not a barrel fag boy. that's your fat *****.
Billy Bob wanted a job as a signalman on the railways. He was told to meet
the inspector at the signal box.
The inspector asked, "What would you do if you realized that two trains were
heading for each other on the same track?"
Billy Bob replied, "I would switch the points for one of the trains."
"What if the lever broke?" asked the inspector.
"Then I'd dash down out of the signal box," said Billy Bob, "and I'd use the
manual lever over there."
"What if that had been struck by lightning?"
"Then," Billy Bob continued, "I'd run back into the signal box and phone the
next signal box."
"What if the phone was busy?"
"Well in that case," persevered Billy Bob, "I'd rush down out of the box and
use the public emergency phone at the level crossing up there."
"What if that was vandalized?"
"Oh, well then I'd run into town and go get my Uncle Lester."
This puzzled the inspector, so he asked, "Why would you do that?"
Billy Bob answered, "Well, Uncle Lester ain't never seen a train wreck!"
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: Bob |
25 Nov 2004 05:21:37 PM |
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Mel wrote:
On Wed, 24 Nov 2004 18:58:33 GMT, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
<tR4pd.22019$zx1.706@newssvr13.news.prodigy.com>:
Mel wrote:
On 18 Nov 2004 03:56:30 -0800, (Bob
Crowley) wrote in message
<adff117.0411180356.409a42cc@posting.google.com>:
Jar Jar Binks is sucked into a black hole while trying to pilot
through the Kessel Run.
Time for a commercial break - A McDonalds is shown being sucked
into the Black Hole and then it cuts to where Jar Jar Binks is
eating a Big Mac and Fries, and sucking down a Coca Cola. Suitably
fortified, he steps out the door and is immediately drawn into a
commercial for some alcholic drink. As soon as he takes the first
swig, a bevy of Black Hole Hostesses line up to make him the centre
of attention.
So now you know that even in a Black Hole, you can't get away from
the commercial breaks.
Now back to the story ....
Sorry, Bob (haha), but that wasn't very funny.
btw what do you call a man with no arms or legs in a swimming pool?
Matt? Lief? Bill? No, no wait - a drummer?
keep guessing, Mike. in the meantime, would you like to dunk your
head in this barrel and try to bite an apple?
Real men bob for french fries.
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| User: "Mel" |
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26 Nov 2004 09:08:10 PM |
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On Thu, 25 Nov 2004 23:21:37 GMT, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
<5Otpd.49489$QJ3.13643@newssvr21.news.prodigy.com>:
Mel wrote:
On Wed, 24 Nov 2004 18:58:33 GMT, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
Mel wrote:
On 18 Nov 2004 03:56:30 -0800, (Bob
Crowley) wrote in message
Jar Jar Binks is sucked into a black hole while trying to pilot
through the Kessel Run.
Time for a commercial break - A McDonalds is shown being sucked
into the Black Hole and then it cuts to where Jar Jar Binks is
eating a Big Mac and Fries, and sucking down a Coca Cola. Suitably
fortified, he steps out the door and is immediately drawn into a
commercial for some alcholic drink. As soon as he takes the first
swig, a bevy of Black Hole Hostesses line up to make him the centre
of attention.
So now you know that even in a Black Hole, you can't get away from
the commercial breaks.
Now back to the story ....
Sorry, Bob (haha), but that wasn't very funny.
btw what do you call a man with no arms or legs in a swimming pool?
Matt? Lief? Bill? No, no wait - a drummer?
keep guessing, Mike. in the meantime, would you like to dunk your
head in this barrel and try to bite an apple?
Real men bob for french fries.
you think real men bob?
damn, you is misinformed.
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Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
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| User: "GP of ATJ" |
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| Title: Re: Bob |
26 Nov 2004 10:13:34 PM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote in message
news:e9neq0dj5np1bh0hlite0ibgdfu7jlg5td@4ax.com...
On Thu, 25 Nov 2004 23:21:37 GMT, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
<5Otpd.49489$QJ3.13643@newssvr21.news.prodigy.com>:
Mel wrote:
On Wed, 24 Nov 2004 18:58:33 GMT, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
Mel wrote:
On 18 Nov 2004 03:56:30 -0800, (Bob
Crowley) wrote in message
Jar Jar Binks is sucked into a black hole while trying to pilot
through the Kessel Run.
Time for a commercial break - A McDonalds is shown being sucked
into the Black Hole and then it cuts to where Jar Jar Binks is
eating a Big Mac and Fries, and sucking down a Coca Cola. Suitably
fortified, he steps out the door and is immediately drawn into a
commercial for some alcholic drink. As soon as he takes the first
swig, a bevy of Black Hole Hostesses line up to make him the centre
of attention.
So now you know that even in a Black Hole, you can't get away from
the commercial breaks.
Now back to the story ....
Sorry, Bob (haha), but that wasn't very funny.
btw what do you call a man with no arms or legs in a swimming pool?
Matt? Lief? Bill? No, no wait - a drummer?
keep guessing, Mike. in the meantime, would you like to dunk your
head in this barrel and try to bite an apple?
Real men bob for french fries.
you think real men bob?
you're not a real man fag boy.
damn, you is misinformed.
you'll bob for a ***** won't you fag boy.
Q: What do you call a woman with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
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| User: "Keith E." |
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24 Nov 2004 02:12:10 PM |
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Wed, 24 Nov 2004 20:32:58 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On 18 Nov 2004 03:56:30 -0800, (Bob Crowley)
wrote in message <adff117.0411180356.409a42cc@posting.google.com>:
Jar Jar Binks is sucked into a black hole while trying to pilot through the
Kessel Run.
Time for a commercial break - A McDonalds is shown being sucked into
the Black Hole and then it cuts to where Jar Jar Binks is eating a Big
Mac and Fries, and sucking down a Coca Cola. Suitably fortified, he
steps out the door and is immediately drawn into a commercial for some
alcholic drink. As soon as he takes the first swig, a bevy of Black
Hole Hostesses line up to make him the centre of attention.
So now you know that even in a Black Hole, you can't get away from the
commercial breaks.
Now back to the story ....
Sorry, Bob (haha), but that wasn't very funny.
btw what do you call a man with no arms or legs in a swimming pool?
Dead.
--
Keith E.
Excrementum casus
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| User: "Mel" |
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25 Nov 2004 02:20:14 AM |
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On Wed, 24 Nov 2004 15:12:10 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
message <1101326689.pBeOJ7ThDJbgSa95e5QRGw@1usenet>:
Wed, 24 Nov 2004 20:32:58 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On 18 Nov 2004 03:56:30 -0800, (Bob Crowley)
Jar Jar Binks is sucked into a black hole while trying to pilot through the
Kessel Run.
Time for a commercial break - A McDonalds is shown being sucked into
the Black Hole and then it cuts to where Jar Jar Binks is eating a Big
Mac and Fries, and sucking down a Coca Cola. Suitably fortified, he
steps out the door and is immediately drawn into a commercial for some
alcholic drink. As soon as he takes the first swig, a bevy of Black
Hole Hostesses line up to make him the centre of attention.
So now you know that even in a Black Hole, you can't get away from the
commercial breaks.
Now back to the story ....
Sorry, Bob (haha), but that wasn't very funny.
btw what do you call a man with no arms or legs in a swimming pool?
Dead.
you've never learnt how to float on your back?
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
Cape Town news
http://adderleystreet.co.za/capetown/
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| User: "GP of ATJ" |
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25 Nov 2004 06:56:01 AM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote in message
news:8c5bq0tji5svlgm6v6a35iaondlnrv4miu@4ax.com...
On Wed, 24 Nov 2004 15:12:10 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
message <1101326689.pBeOJ7ThDJbgSa95e5QRGw@1usenet>:
Wed, 24 Nov 2004 20:32:58 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:
On 18 Nov 2004 03:56:30 -0800, (Bob Crowley)
Jar Jar Binks is sucked into a black hole while trying to pilot
through the
Kessel Run.
Time for a commercial break - A McDonalds is shown being sucked into
the Black Hole and then it cuts to where Jar Jar Binks is eating a Big
Mac and Fries, and sucking down a Coca Cola. Suitably fortified, he
steps out the door and is immediately drawn into a commercial for some
alcholic drink. As soon as he takes the first swig, a bevy of Black
Hole Hostesses line up to make him the centre of attention.
So now you know that even in a Black Hole, you can't get away from the
commercial breaks.
Now back to the story ....
Sorry, Bob (haha), but that wasn't very funny.
btw what do you call a man with no arms or legs in a swimming pool?
Dead.
you've never learnt how to float on your back?
it's a good thing you can't swim because you'd splash all the water out of
the pool fag boy.
They had lived together in the backwoods for over fifty years. To celebrate
their fiftieth anniversary, he took her to a large city and they checked
into a plush hotel.
She said to the bellman, "We refuse to settle for such a small room. No
windows, no bed, and no air conditioning."
"But, madam!", replied the bellman.
"Don't 'But madam' me," she continued. "You can't treat us like we're a
couple of fools just because we don't travel much, and we've never been to
the big city, and never spent the night at a hotel. I'm going to complain to
the manager."
"Madam," the bellman said, "this isn't your room; this is the elevator!"
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfag.com
http://www.atjfag.com/
Fag Town news
http://adderleystreet.co.za/capetown/
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| User: "Keith E." |
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25 Nov 2004 06:05:09 PM |
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Thu, 25 Nov 2004 10:20:14 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Wed, 24 Nov 2004 15:12:10 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
message <1101326689.pBeOJ7ThDJbgSa95e5QRGw@1usenet>:
Wed, 24 Nov 2004 20:32:58 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On 18 Nov 2004 03:56:30 -0800, (Bob Crowley)
Jar Jar Binks is sucked into a black hole while trying to pilot through the
Kessel Run.
Time for a commercial break - A McDonalds is shown being sucked into
the Black Hole and then it cuts to where Jar Jar Binks is eating a Big
Mac and Fries, and sucking down a Coca Cola. Suitably fortified, he
steps out the door and is immediately drawn into a commercial for some
alcholic drink. As soon as he takes the first swig, a bevy of Black
Hole Hostesses line up to make him the centre of attention.
So now you know that even in a Black Hole, you can't get away from the
commercial breaks.
Now back to the story ....
Sorry, Bob (haha), but that wasn't very funny.
btw what do you call a man with no arms or legs in a swimming pool?
Dead.
you've never learnt how to float on your back?
Yup. But you can't float indefinitely, and who's to say he
didn't land on his face when he hit the water?
--
Keith E.
Excrementum casus
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| User: "Mel" |
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26 Nov 2004 09:08:11 PM |
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On Thu, 25 Nov 2004 19:05:09 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
message <r8acq0la5ghm26ssol7mcacivfd1o10rbk@4ax.com>:
Thu, 25 Nov 2004 10:20:14 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Wed, 24 Nov 2004 15:12:10 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
Wed, 24 Nov 2004 20:32:58 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On 18 Nov 2004 03:56:30 -0800, (Bob Crowley)
Jar Jar Binks is sucked into a black hole while trying to pilot through the
Kessel Run.
Time for a commercial break - A McDonalds is shown being sucked into
the Black Hole and then it cuts to where Jar Jar Binks is eating a Big
Mac and Fries, and sucking down a Coca Cola. Suitably fortified, he
steps out the door and is immediately drawn into a commercial for some
alcholic drink. As soon as he takes the first swig, a bevy of Black
Hole Hostesses line up to make him the centre of attention.
So now you know that even in a Black Hole, you can't get away from the
commercial breaks.
Now back to the story ....
Sorry, Bob (haha), but that wasn't very funny.
btw what do you call a man with no arms or legs in a swimming pool?
Dead.
you've never learnt how to float on your back?
Yup. But you can't float indefinitely,
well one day the universe will end, so yeah, technically you are correct.
and who's to say he didn't land on his face when he hit the water?
who's to say? if nobody saw it happen, did it really?
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
Cape Town news
http://adderleystreet.co.za/capetown/
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| User: "GP of ATJ" |
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| Title: Re: Bob |
26 Nov 2004 10:15:35 PM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote in message
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On Thu, 25 Nov 2004 19:05:09 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
message <r8acq0la5ghm26ssol7mcacivfd1o10rbk@4ax.com>:
Thu, 25 Nov 2004 10:20:14 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:
On Wed, 24 Nov 2004 15:12:10 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
Wed, 24 Nov 2004 20:32:58 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:
On 18 Nov 2004 03:56:30 -0800, (Bob Crowley)
Jar Jar Binks is sucked into a black hole while trying to pilot
through the
Kessel Run.
Time for a commercial break - A McDonalds is shown being sucked into
the Black Hole and then it cuts to where Jar Jar Binks is eating a Big
Mac and Fries, and sucking down a Coca Cola. Suitably fortified, he
steps out the door and is immediately drawn into a commercial for some
alcholic drink. As soon as he takes the first swig, a bevy of Black
Hole Hostesses line up to make him the centre of attention.
So now you know that even in a Black Hole, you can't get away from the
commercial breaks.
Now back to the story ....
Sorry, Bob (haha), but that wasn't very funny.
btw what do you call a man with no arms or legs in a swimming pool?
Dead.
you've never learnt how to float on your back?
Yup. But you can't float indefinitely,
well one day the universe will end, so yeah, technically you are correct.
think so fag boy?
and who's to say he didn't land on his face when he hit the water?
who's to say? if nobody saw it happen, did it really?
it sure wouldn't be you fag boy.
Q: What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
A: Divorced.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfag.com
http://www.atjfag.com/
Fag Town news
http://adderleystreet.co.za/capetown/
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| User: "Keith E." |
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| Title: Re: Bob |
27 Nov 2004 11:12:15 AM |
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Sat, 27 Nov 2004 05:08:11 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Thu, 25 Nov 2004 19:05:09 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
message <r8acq0la5ghm26ssol7mcacivfd1o10rbk@4ax.com>:
Thu, 25 Nov 2004 10:20:14 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Wed, 24 Nov 2004 15:12:10 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
Wed, 24 Nov 2004 20:32:58 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On 18 Nov 2004 03:56:30 -0800, (Bob Crowley)
Jar Jar Binks is sucked into a black hole while trying to pilot through the
Kessel Run.
Time for a commercial break - A McDonalds is shown being sucked into
the Black Hole and then it cuts to where Jar Jar Binks is eating a Big
Mac and Fries, and sucking down a Coca Cola. Suitably fortified, he
steps out the door and is immediately drawn into a commercial for some
alcholic drink. As soon as he takes the first swig, a bevy of Black
Hole Hostesses line up to make him the centre of attention.
So now you know that even in a Black Hole, you can't get away from the
commercial breaks.
Now back to the story ....
Sorry, Bob (haha), but that wasn't very funny.
btw what do you call a man with no arms or legs in a swimming pool?
Dead.
you've never learnt how to float on your back?
Yup. But you can't float indefinitely,
well one day the universe will end, so yeah, technically you are correct.
and who's to say he didn't land on his face when he hit the water?
who's to say? if nobody saw it happen, did it really?
Yes.
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Keith E.
Excrementum casus
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27 Nov 2004 11:49:21 PM |
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On Sat, 27 Nov 2004 12:12:15 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
message <1101575102.o2YrjRrrMT/3TS44y1jS6g@1usenet>:
Sat, 27 Nov 2004 05:08:11 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Thu, 25 Nov 2004 19:05:09 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
Thu, 25 Nov 2004 10:20:14 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Wed, 24 Nov 2004 15:12:10 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
Wed, 24 Nov 2004 20:32:58 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On 18 Nov 2004 03:56:30 -0800, (Bob Crowley)
Jar Jar Binks is sucked into a black hole while trying to pilot through the
Kessel Run.
Time for a commercial break - A McDonalds is shown being sucked into
the Black Hole and then it cuts to where Jar Jar Binks is eating a Big
Mac and Fries, and sucking down a Coca Cola. Suitably fortified, he
steps out the door and is immediately drawn into a commercial for some
alcholic drink. As soon as he takes the first swig, a bevy of Black
Hole Hostesses line up to make him the centre of attention.
So now you know that even in a Black Hole, you can't get away from the
commercial breaks.
Now back to the story ....
Sorry, Bob (haha), but that wasn't very funny.
btw what do you call a man with no arms or legs in a swimming pool?
Dead.
you've never learnt how to float on your back?
Yup. But you can't float indefinitely,
well one day the universe will end, so yeah, technically you are correct.
and who's to say he didn't land on his face when he hit the water?
who's to say? if nobody saw it happen, did it really?
Yes.
<splat!>
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
Cape Town news
http://adderleystreet.co.za/capetown/
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| User: "GP of ATJ" |
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| Title: Re: Bob |
28 Nov 2004 05:36:09 AM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote in message
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On Sat, 27 Nov 2004 12:12:15 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
message <1101575102.o2YrjRrrMT/3TS44y1jS6g@1usenet>:
Sat, 27 Nov 2004 05:08:11 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:
On Thu, 25 Nov 2004 19:05:09 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
Thu, 25 Nov 2004 10:20:14 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:
On Wed, 24 Nov 2004 15:12:10 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote
in
Wed, 24 Nov 2004 20:32:58 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:
On 18 Nov 2004 03:56:30 -0800, (Bob
Crowley)
Jar Jar Binks is sucked into a black hole while trying to pilot
through the
Kessel Run.
Time for a commercial break - A McDonalds is shown being sucked into
the Black Hole and then it cuts to where Jar Jar Binks is eating a
Big
Mac and Fries, and sucking down a Coca Cola. Suitably fortified, he
steps out the door and is immediately drawn into a commercial for
some
alcholic drink. As soon as he takes the first swig, a bevy of Black
Hole Hostesses line up to make him the centre of attention.
So now you know that even in a Black Hole, you can't get away from
the
commercial breaks.
Now back to the story ....
Sorry, Bob (haha), but that wasn't very funny.
btw what do you call a man with no arms or legs in a swimming pool?
Dead.
you've never learnt how to float on your back?
Yup. But you can't float indefinitely,
well one day the universe will end, so yeah, technically you are correct.
and who's to say he didn't land on his face when he hit the water?
who's to say? if nobody saw it happen, did it really?
Yes.
<splat!>
make sure you cover that turd fag boy.
Q: Why does a blonde keep a wire coat hanger in the back seat of her car?
A: In case she locks her keys in.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfag.com
http://www.atjfag.com/
Fag Town news
http://adderleystreet.co.za/capetown/
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| User: "Keith E." |
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| Title: Re: Bob |
28 Nov 2004 01:51:15 PM |
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Sun, 28 Nov 2004 07:49:21 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Sat, 27 Nov 2004 12:12:15 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
message <1101575102.o2YrjRrrMT/3TS44y1jS6g@1usenet>:
Sat, 27 Nov 2004 05:08:11 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Thu, 25 Nov 2004 19:05:09 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
Thu, 25 Nov 2004 10:20:14 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Wed, 24 Nov 2004 15:12:10 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
Wed, 24 Nov 2004 20:32:58 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On 18 Nov 2004 03:56:30 -0800, (Bob Crowley)
Jar Jar Binks is sucked into a black hole while trying to pilot through the
Kessel Run.
Time for a commercial break - A McDonalds is shown being sucked into
the Black Hole and then it cuts to where Jar Jar Binks is eating a Big
Mac and Fries, and sucking down a Coca Cola. Suitably fortified, he
steps out the door and is immediately drawn into a commercial for some
alcholic drink. As soon as he takes the first swig, a bevy of Black
Hole Hostesses line up to make him the centre of attention.
So now you know that even in a Black Hole, you can't get away from the
commercial breaks.
Now back to the story ....
Sorry, Bob (haha), but that wasn't very funny.
btw what do you call a man with no arms or legs in a swimming pool?
Dead.
you've never learnt how to float on your back?
Yup. But you can't float indefinitely,
well one day the universe will end, so yeah, technically you are correct.
and who's to say he didn't land on his face when he hit the water?
who's to say? if nobody saw it happen, did it really?
Yes.
<splat!>
Hey, someone rescue Mel!
--
Keith E.
Excrementum casus
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| User: "Mel" |
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| Title: Re: Bob |
29 Nov 2004 09:29:18 AM |
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On Sun, 28 Nov 2004 14:51:15 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
message <1101671035.TX/jSNVXLqfuN/ISSX1iPQ@1usenet>:
Sun, 28 Nov 2004 07:49:21 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Sat, 27 Nov 2004 12:12:15 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
Sat, 27 Nov 2004 05:08:11 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Thu, 25 Nov 2004 19:05:09 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
Thu, 25 Nov 2004 10:20:14 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Wed, 24 Nov 2004 15:12:10 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
Wed, 24 Nov 2004 20:32:58 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On 18 Nov 2004 03:56:30 -0800, (Bob Crowley)
Jar Jar Binks is sucked into a black hole while trying to pilot through the
Kessel Run.
Time for a commercial break - A McDonalds is shown being sucked into
the Black Hole and then it cuts to where Jar Jar Binks is eating a Big
Mac and Fries, and sucking down a Coca Cola. Suitably fortified, he
steps out the door and is immediately drawn into a commercial for some
alcholic drink. As soon as he takes the first swig, a bevy of Black
Hole Hostesses line up to make him the centre of attention.
So now you know that even in a Black Hole, you can't get away from the
commercial breaks.
Now back to the story ....
Sorry, Bob (haha), but that wasn't very funny.
btw what do you call a man with no arms or legs in a swimming pool?
Dead.
you've never learnt how to float on your back?
Yup. But you can't float indefinitely,
well one day the universe will end, so yeah, technically you are correct.
and who's to say he didn't land on his face when he hit the water?
who's to say? if nobody saw it happen, did it really?
Yes.
<splat!>
Hey, someone rescue Mel!
from what?
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
Cape Town news
http://adderleystreet.co.za/capetown/
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| User: "GP of ATJ" |
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| Title: Re: Bob |
29 Nov 2004 10:01:20 AM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote in message
news:52gmq0prpdvvnlvu94bju5399n60cfdqbd@4ax.com...
On Sun, 28 Nov 2004 14:51:15 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
message <1101671035.TX/jSNVXLqfuN/ISSX1iPQ@1usenet>:
Sun, 28 Nov 2004 07:49:21 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:
On Sat, 27 Nov 2004 12:12:15 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
Sat, 27 Nov 2004 05:08:11 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:
On Thu, 25 Nov 2004 19:05:09 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote
in
Thu, 25 Nov 2004 10:20:14 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:
On Wed, 24 Nov 2004 15:12:10 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote
in
Wed, 24 Nov 2004 20:32:58 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:
On 18 Nov 2004 03:56:30 -0800, (Bob
Crowley)
Jar Jar Binks is sucked into a black hole while trying to pilot
through the
Kessel Run.
Time for a commercial break - A McDonalds is shown being sucked
into
the Black Hole and then it cuts to where Jar Jar Binks is eating a
Big
Mac and Fries, and sucking down a Coca Cola. Suitably fortified,
he
steps out the door and is immediately drawn into a commercial for
some
alcholic drink. As soon as he takes the first swig, a bevy of
Black
Hole Hostesses line up to make him the centre of attention.
So now you know that even in a Black Hole, you can't get away from
the
commercial breaks.
Now back to the story ....
Sorry, Bob (haha), but that wasn't very funny.
btw what do you call a man with no arms or legs in a swimming pool?
Dead.
you've never learnt how to float on your back?
Yup. But you can't float indefinitely,
well one day the universe will end, so yeah, technically you are
correct.
and who's to say he didn't land on his face when he hit the water?
who's to say? if nobody saw it happen, did it really?
Yes.
<splat!>
Hey, someone rescue Mel!
from what?
still hiding fag boy?
Q: What do SMART Blondes and UFO's have in common?
A: You always hear about them but never see them.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfag.com
http://www.atjfag.com/
Fag Town news
http://adderleystreet.co.za/capetown/
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| User: "Keith E." |
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| Title: Re: Bob |
29 Nov 2004 03:37:48 PM |
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Mon, 29 Nov 2004 17:29:18 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Sun, 28 Nov 2004 14:51:15 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
message <1101671035.TX/jSNVXLqfuN/ISSX1iPQ@1usenet>:
Sun, 28 Nov 2004 07:49:21 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Sat, 27 Nov 2004 12:12:15 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
Sat, 27 Nov 2004 05:08:11 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Thu, 25 Nov 2004 19:05:09 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
Thu, 25 Nov 2004 10:20:14 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Wed, 24 Nov 2004 15:12:10 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
Wed, 24 Nov 2004 20:32:58 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
btw what do you call a man with no arms or legs in a swimming pool?
Dead.
you've never learnt how to float on your back?
Yup. But you can't float indefinitely,
well one day the universe will end, so yeah, technically you are correct.
and who's to say he didn't land on his face when he hit the water?
who's to say? if nobody saw it happen, did it really?
Yes.
<splat!>
Hey, someone rescue Mel!
from what?
Life.
--
Keith E.
Excrementum casus
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| User: "GP of ATJ" |
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| Title: Re: Bob |
29 Nov 2004 09:53:15 PM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote in message
news:n5qnq0hqdpomvp8l5nsajeigip2o5tq188@4ax.com...
On Mon, 29 Nov 2004 16:37:48 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
message <1101763822.T5wG4nozOjbbZ9Zx9UjPEg@1usenet>:
Mon, 29 Nov 2004 17:29:18 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:
On Sun, 28 Nov 2004 14:51:15 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
Sun, 28 Nov 2004 07:49:21 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:
On Sat, 27 Nov 2004 12:12:15 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote
in
Sat, 27 Nov 2004 05:08:11 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:
On Thu, 25 Nov 2004 19:05:09 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote
in
Thu, 25 Nov 2004 10:20:14 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:
On Wed, 24 Nov 2004 15:12:10 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com>
wrote in
Wed, 24 Nov 2004 20:32:58 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:
btw what do you call a man with no arms or legs in a swimming
pool?
Dead.
you've never learnt how to float on your back?
Yup. But you can't float indefinitely,
well one day the universe will end, so yeah, technically you are
correct.
and who's to say he didn't land on his face when he hit the water?
who's to say? if nobody saw it happen, did it really?
Yes.
<splat!>
Hey, someone rescue Mel!
from what?
Life.
i've got that covered.
with your fat ***** fag boy?
Q: What do blondes and cow patties have in common?
A: The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfag.com
http://www.atjfag.com/
Fag Town news
http://adderleystreet.co.za/capetown/
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Bob |
28 Nov 2004 02:23:21 PM |
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On Sat, 27 Nov 2004 12:12:15 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote:
Sat, 27 Nov 2004 05:08:11 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Thu, 25 Nov 2004 19:05:09 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
message <r8acq0la5ghm26ssol7mcacivfd1o10rbk@4ax.com>:
Thu, 25 Nov 2004 10:20:14 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Wed, 24 Nov 2004 15:12:10 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
Wed, 24 Nov 2004 20:32:58 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On 18 Nov 2004 03:56:30 -0800, (Bob Crowley)
Jar Jar Binks is sucked into a black hole while trying to pilot through the
Kessel Run.
Time for a commercial break - A McDonalds is shown being sucked into
the Black Hole and then it cuts to where Jar Jar Binks is eating a Big
Mac and Fries, and sucking down a Coca Cola. Suitably fortified, he
steps out the door and is immediately drawn into a commercial for some
alcholic drink. As soon as he takes the first swig, a bevy of Black
Hole Hostesses line up to make him the centre of attention.
So now you know that even in a Black Hole, you can't get away from the
commercial breaks.
Jar Jar Binks? What is the relevance?
Now back to the story ....
Sorry, Bob (haha), but that wasn't very funny.
btw what do you call a man with no arms or legs in a swimming pool?
Dead.
you've never learnt how to float on your back?
Yup. But you can't float indefinitely,
well one day the universe will end, so yeah, technically you are correct.
and who's to say he didn't land on his face when he hit the water?
who's to say? if nobody saw it happen, did it really?
Yes.
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