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"Jez" |
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21 May 2004 07:35:34 AM |
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Books That Will Never Be Written |
Books That Will Never Be Written
by Bob Wallace
http://www.strike-the-root.com/4/wallace/wallace10.html
Bringing Jesus Back by Killing Palestinians, by Hal Lindsey and Jerry
Falwell.
Smoke, Booze, Gamble, Stuff Your Fat Face and Stick Your Nose in Other's
Business!, by William Bennett.
As Short and Ugly as Simon Bar Sinister, by William Kristol.
A Dumb, Cowardly Mouse, by Douglas Feith.
How a Pimple on My Butt Saved My *****, by Rush Limbaugh.
Souffle' Restaurants for Ex-Cons, by Richard Perle.
Living with a Hopelessly Bad Haircut, by David Frum.
Incurious George and the Drones of Death, by George Bush.
Your Monkey Wife, but Not Mine, by Pete Singer.
How Many Americans Were Killed in What War?, by Paul Wolfowitz.
Living Without Testicles, by Max Boot.
New and Improved Mass Murder, by Henry Kissinger.
1,001 Uses for a Leash, by Lynndie England .
--
Jez
"The condition of alienation, of being asleep, of being unconscious,
of being out of one's mind, is the condition of the normal man. Society
highly values its normal man.It educates children to lose themselves
and to become absurd,and thus to be normal. Normal men have killed
perhaps 100,000,000 of their fellow normal men in the last fifty years."
R.D. Laing
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| User: "Peter van Velzen" |
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| Title: Re: Books That Will Never Be Written |
24 May 2004 02:32:52 PM |
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"Jez" <iced_spear@AwaySPAMdsl.pipex.com> wrote in message news:<40adf778$0$20511$cc9e4d1f@news-text.dial.pipex.com>...
Books That Will Never Be Written
There are none.
Proof?
On my desk rest a book titled "En de bijbel heeft toch gelijk"
Original title "Und die Bibel had doch recht"
English translation (by me) "And the bible was right after all".
To my dismay the book proves at length that the bible was wrong:)
Think for yourself
Peter van Velzen, May 2004
Atheist#1107
Amstelveen (just South of Amsterdam)
The Netherlands (Aug 5, 1950)
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| User: "Fred Stone" |
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| Title: Re: Books That Will Never Be Written |
21 May 2004 09:13:48 AM |
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"Jez" <iced_spear@AwaySPAMdsl.pipex.com> wrote in news:40adf778$0$20511
$cc9e4d1f@news-text.dial.pipex.com:
Books That Will Never Be Written
by Bob Wallace
http://www.strike-the-root.com/4/wallace/wallace10.html
My Definitive Position On The Issues, by John Kerry
Drinking, Driving and Drowning, by Teddy Kennedy
--
Fred Stone
aa# 1369
Cthulhu for President! Why vote for a lesser evil?
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| User: "JTEM" |
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21 May 2004 11:22:53 AM |
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"Fred Stone" <fstone69@earthling.com> wrote
Drinking, Driving and Drowning, by Teddy Kennedy
"Getting Away With Murder; A How-To Guide" by
Laura Bush
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| User: "bogie" |
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21 May 2004 12:00:40 PM |
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"JTEM" <gymraven@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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"Fred Stone" <fstone69@earthling.com> wrote
Drinking, Driving and Drowning, by Teddy Kennedy
"Getting Away With Murder; A How-To Guide" by
Laura Bush
"What Is Is" by Bill Clinton
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| User: "The Clayton, The Bitch And The Wardrobe Drinker" |
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21 May 2004 07:02:59 PM |
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"bogie" <neverassumeyouknow@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:YAqrc.484$2H2.289@fe2.columbus.rr.com...
"JTEM" <gymraven@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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"Fred Stone" <fstone69@earthling.com> wrote
Drinking, Driving and Drowning, by Teddy Kennedy
"Getting Away With Murder; A How-To Guide" by
Laura Bush
"What Is Is" by Bill Clinton
"The Rise and Fall....Then Fall Again...Get Up...Trip...Appologize...Fall
Again" by Gerald Ford.
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| User: "Jos Flachs" |
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22 May 2004 12:50:52 AM |
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On Sat, 22 May 2004 10:02:59 +1000, "The Clayton, The ***** And The
Wardrobe Drinker" <cjfat@BLOCKINGOFTHESPAMphonyemail.com> wrote:
"bogie" <neverassumeyouknow@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:YAqrc.484$2H2.289@fe2.columbus.rr.com...
"JTEM" <gymraven@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:pIqdnd9uArQitjPdRVn-vA@comcast.com...
"Fred Stone" <fstone69@earthling.com> wrote
Drinking, Driving and Drowning, by Teddy Kennedy
"Getting Away With Murder; A How-To Guide" by
Laura Bush
"What Is Is" by Bill Clinton
"The Rise and Fall....Then Fall Again...Get Up...Trip...Appologize...Fall
Again" by Gerald Ford.
"An introduction to quantum physics and managing the global economy."
By GW Scumbag. (Oxford University Press)
"How to abstain from drinking alcoholic beverages." By Jenny Bush.
(Johnny Walker publications)
"An air force deserter becomes commander-in-chief. My life story."
An autobiography by GW Scumbag.
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| User: "JTEM" |
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22 May 2004 01:53:08 AM |
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"Ten Ways I protected Your Personal Freedoms"
By John Ashcroft
"America's Golden Age Under Bush"
By some future historian
"How I made $30 Million The Honest Way"
By ***** Cheney
"How I Really Felt While I Was Pretending To Be Outraged"
By Colin Powell
"How I Could Take A Two-Year, Intensive Bible Study And
Not Recall A God-Damned Thing"
By G. Dubya Bush
"A Step-By-Step Guide To Fiscal Responsibility"
By G. Dubya Bush
"Be Your Own Man In Only 30 Days"
By G. Dubya Bush (with Karl Rove)
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| User: "Bob Dog" |
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23 May 2004 08:46:43 AM |
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Jos Flachs <'wcruise'@ksc15.th.com> wrote in message news:<cvfta054o0o79sjkruf5tjv04umr64t2so@4ax.com>...
"An air force deserter becomes commander-in-chief. My life story."
An autobiography by GW Scumbag.
Of course not. To write, one must be able to read.
A better title for Shrub's autobio:
"Have a Coke and a Missile: dodging issues and a draft"
Bob Dog
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| User: "Fred Stone" |
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21 May 2004 12:37:29 PM |
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"bogie" <neverassumeyouknow@yahoo.com> wrote in news:YAqrc.484$2H2.289
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"JTEM" <gymraven@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:pIqdnd9uArQitjPdRVn-vA@comcast.com...
"Fred Stone" <fstone69@earthling.com> wrote
Drinking, Driving and Drowning, by Teddy Kennedy
"Getting Away With Murder; A How-To Guide" by
Laura Bush
"What Is Is" by Bill Clinton
"Health Care Options; A Guide For The Legal Profession" by Hillary
Clinton
"An Extortionist's Guide To Fund-Raising" by Jesse Jackson
--
Fred Stone
aa# 1369
Cthulhu for President! Why vote for a lesser evil?
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| User: "JTEM" |
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21 May 2004 07:42:17 PM |
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"Fred Stone" <fstone69@earthling.com> wrote
"An Extortionist's Guide To Fund-Raising" by Jesse Jackson
"It Wasn't A Bribe. How I Earned More Than $30 At Halliburton
In My First Ever Full-Time, Private Sector Job Since College"
By ***** Cheney
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| User: "Jez" |
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21 May 2004 12:57:03 PM |
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"Fred Stone" <fstone69@earthling.com> wrote in message
news:Xns94F08A9CC7865fstone69@207.69.154.205...
"bogie" <neverassumeyouknow@yahoo.com> wrote in news:YAqrc.484$2H2.289
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"JTEM" <gymraven@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:pIqdnd9uArQitjPdRVn-vA@comcast.com...
"Fred Stone" <fstone69@earthling.com> wrote
Drinking, Driving and Drowning, by Teddy Kennedy
"Getting Away With Murder; A How-To Guide" by
Laura Bush
"What Is Is" by Bill Clinton
"Health Care Options; A Guide For The Legal Profession" by Hillary
Clinton
"An Extortionist's Guide To Fund-Raising" by Jesse Jackson
"Good Grooming and the US flag....a guide for poodles" by Tony Blair
--
Jez
"The condition of alienation, of being asleep, of being unconscious,
of being out of one's mind, is the condition of the normal man. Society
highly values its normal man.It educates children to lose themselves
and to become absurd,and thus to be normal. Normal men have killed
perhaps 100,000,000 of their fellow normal men in the last fifty years."
R.D. Laing
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| User: "Colin Day" |
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22 May 2004 10:10:50 PM |
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JTEM wrote:
"Fred Stone" <fstone69@earthling.com> wrote
Drinking, Driving and Drowning, by Teddy Kennedy
"Getting Away With Murder; A How-To Guide" by
Laura Bush
Hnnh?
Colin Day aa #1500
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| User: "JTEM" |
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23 May 2004 01:36:37 AM |
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"Colin Day" <cday3@sc.rr.com> wrote
"Getting Away With Murder; A How-To Guide" by
Laura Bush
Hnnh?
Contrary to Republican propaganda (or the reason why
the Republicans felt it necessary to invent smears against
the Clintons), Laura Bush killed an ex boyfriend.
She's the only First Lady in U.S. history to have actually
killed someone.
Do a google search for more details.
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| User: "Jez" |
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23 May 2004 12:38:19 AM |
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"Colin Day" <cday3@sc.rr.com> wrote in message
news:40B01A8C.7080509@sc.rr.com...
JTEM wrote:
"Fred Stone" <fstone69@earthling.com> wrote
Drinking, Driving and Drowning, by Teddy Kennedy
"Getting Away With Murder; A How-To Guide" by
Laura Bush
Hnnh?
http://www.usatoday.com/news/opinion/e1698.htm
HTH
--
Jez
"The condition of alienation, of being asleep, of being unconscious,
of being out of one's mind, is the condition of the normal man. Society
highly values its normal man.It educates children to lose themselves
and to become absurd,and thus to be normal. Normal men have killed
perhaps 100,000,000 of their fellow normal men in the last fifty years."
R.D. Laing
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| User: "Kronk" |
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23 May 2004 12:38:45 AM |
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On Sun, 23 May 2004 03:10:50 GMT, Colin Day <cday3@sc.rr.com> wrote:
JTEM wrote:
"Fred Stone" <fstone69@earthling.com> wrote
Drinking, Driving and Drowning, by Teddy Kennedy
"Getting Away With Murder; A How-To Guide" by
Laura Bush
Hnnh?
http://www.usatoday.com/news/opinion/e1698.htm
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| User: "bogie" |
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23 May 2004 08:15:01 AM |
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"Kronk" <void@isp.com> wrote in message
news:40b038b1.42945442@news.gvtc.com...
On Sun, 23 May 2004 03:10:50 GMT, Colin Day <cday3@sc.rr.com> wrote:
JTEM wrote:
"Fred Stone" <fstone69@earthling.com> wrote
Drinking, Driving and Drowning, by Teddy Kennedy
"Getting Away With Murder; A How-To Guide" by
Laura Bush
Hnnh?
http://www.usatoday.com/news/opinion/e1698.htm
I don't care for Pres. Peeance-Freeance either. Kind of a stretch to call
that "murder", though. Don't-cha think?
bogie
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| User: "Fred Stone" |
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23 May 2004 10:15:20 AM |
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"bogie" <neverassumeyouknow@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:pt1sc.11336$2H2.9340@fe2.columbus.rr.com:
"Kronk" <void@isp.com> wrote in message
news:40b038b1.42945442@news.gvtc.com...
On Sun, 23 May 2004 03:10:50 GMT, Colin Day <cday3@sc.rr.com> wrote:
JTEM wrote:
"Fred Stone" <fstone69@earthling.com> wrote
Drinking, Driving and Drowning, by Teddy Kennedy
"Getting Away With Murder; A How-To Guide" by
Laura Bush
Hnnh?
http://www.usatoday.com/news/opinion/e1698.htm
I don't care for Pres. Peeance-Freeance either. Kind of a stretch to
call that "murder", though. Don't-cha think?
Any exaggeration, no matter how ridiculous or unfair, is OK if it's
against President Bush or a member of his family.
--
Fred Stone
aa# 1369
Cthulhu for President! Why vote for a lesser evil?
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| User: "JTEM" |
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26 May 2004 10:32:52 PM |
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"Fred Stone" <fstone69@earthling.com> wrote
Any exaggeration, no matter how ridiculous or unfair, is OK if it's
against President Bush or a member of his family.
Apparently you spent the Clinton years living under a rock, dining
on grubs.
That, or you're retarded.
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| User: "Kronk" |
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23 May 2004 06:46:48 PM |
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On Sun, 23 May 2004 15:15:20 GMT, Fred Stone <fstone69@earthling.com>
wrote:
"bogie" <neverassumeyouknow@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:pt1sc.11336$2H2.9340@fe2.columbus.rr.com:
"Kronk" <void@isp.com> wrote in message
news:40b038b1.42945442@news.gvtc.com...
On Sun, 23 May 2004 03:10:50 GMT, Colin Day <cday3@sc.rr.com> wrote:
JTEM wrote:
"Fred Stone" <fstone69@earthling.com> wrote
Drinking, Driving and Drowning, by Teddy Kennedy
"Getting Away With Murder; A How-To Guide" by
Laura Bush
Hnnh?
http://www.usatoday.com/news/opinion/e1698.htm
I don't care for Pres. Peeance-Freeance either. Kind of a stretch to
call that "murder", though. Don't-cha think?
Any exaggeration, no matter how ridiculous or unfair, is OK if it's
against President Bush or a member of his family.
Gay Mormons
Log Cabin Republicans
Female Catholics
Fred
It's almost touching to see such loyalty to people who would happily
wipe their feet on you.
K.
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| User: "Fred Stone" |
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24 May 2004 08:14:46 AM |
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(Kronk) wrote in news:40b134ab.32967705@news.gvtc.com:
On Sun, 23 May 2004 15:15:20 GMT, Fred Stone <fstone69@earthling.com>
wrote:
"bogie" <neverassumeyouknow@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:pt1sc.11336$2H2.9340@fe2.columbus.rr.com:
"Kronk" < > wrote in message
news:40b038b1.42945442@news.gvtc.com...
On Sun, 23 May 2004 03:10:50 GMT, Colin Day <cday3@sc.rr.com>
wrote:
JTEM wrote:
"Fred Stone" <fstone69@earthling.com> wrote
Drinking, Driving and Drowning, by Teddy Kennedy
"Getting Away With Murder; A How-To Guide" by
Laura Bush
Hnnh?
http://www.usatoday.com/news/opinion/e1698.htm
I don't care for Pres. Peeance-Freeance either. Kind of a stretch
to call that "murder", though. Don't-cha think?
Any exaggeration, no matter how ridiculous or unfair, is OK if it's
against President Bush or a member of his family.
Gay Mormons
Log Cabin Republicans
Female Catholics
Fred
It's almost touching to see such loyalty to people who would happily
wipe their feet on you.
If you consider objecting to unfair accusations as loyalty, so be it.
--
Fred Stone
aa# 1369
Cthulhu for President! Why vote for a lesser evil?
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| User: "JTEM" |
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26 May 2004 10:35:22 PM |
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"Fred Stone" <fstone69@earthling.com> wrote
If you consider objecting to unfair accusations as loyalty, so be it.
Can you point us towards some of your articles posted during the
Clinton years?
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| User: "stoney" |
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28 May 2004 10:20:19 AM |
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On Wed, 26 May 2004 23:35:22 -0400, "JTEM" <gymraven@hotmail.com>,
Message ID: <WqKdnWDlfMZE_SjdRVn-uA@comcast.com> wrote in alt.atheism;
"Fred Stone" <fstone69@earthling.com> wrote
If you consider objecting to unfair accusations as loyalty, so be it.
Can you point us towards some of your articles posted during the
Clinton years?
MMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHH
"Target Obliterated."
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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| User: "Kronk" |
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23 May 2004 06:32:25 PM |
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On Sun, 23 May 2004 13:15:01 GMT, "bogie"
<neverassumeyouknow@yahoo.com> wrote:
"Kronk" <void@isp.com> wrote in message
news:40b038b1.42945442@news.gvtc.com...
On Sun, 23 May 2004 03:10:50 GMT, Colin Day <cday3@sc.rr.com> wrote:
JTEM wrote:
"Fred Stone" <fstone69@earthling.com> wrote
Drinking, Driving and Drowning, by Teddy Kennedy
"Getting Away With Murder; A How-To Guide" by
Laura Bush
Hnnh?
http://www.usatoday.com/news/opinion/e1698.htm
I don't care for Pres. Peeance-Freeance either. Kind of a stretch to call
that "murder", though. Don't-cha think?
bogie
I only offered the link as my best guess as to what the title referred
to. Do I, personally, think it was murder? No. But I also don't
think that title was being offered in total seriousness. Certainly
not serious to the degree that I've seen the Kennedy accident called
murder. Or the Vince Foster suicide. Or abortions.
K.
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| User: "Sean C" |
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21 May 2004 07:00:10 PM |
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In article <Xns94F06813315D9fstone69@207.69.154.202>, Fred Stone
<fstone69@earthling.com> wrote:
"Jez" <iced_spear@AwaySPAMdsl.pipex.com> wrote in news:40adf778$0$20511
$cc9e4d1f@news-text.dial.pipex.com:
Books That Will Never Be Written
by Bob Wallace
http://www.strike-the-root.com/4/wallace/wallace10.html
My Definitive Position On The Issues, by John Kerry
Drinking, Driving and Drowning, by Teddy Kennedy
Kicking a Dead Horse, by Fred Stone
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| User: "Fred Stone" |
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21 May 2004 07:58:55 PM |
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Sean C <redhawk@hvc.rr.com> wrote in
news:210520042000102119%redhawk@hvc.rr.com:
In article <Xns94F06813315D9fstone69@207.69.154.202>, Fred Stone
<fstone69@earthling.com> wrote:
"Jez" <iced_spear@AwaySPAMdsl.pipex.com> wrote in
news:40adf778$0$20511 $cc9e4d1f@news-text.dial.pipex.com:
Books That Will Never Be Written
by Bob Wallace
http://www.strike-the-root.com/4/wallace/wallace10.html
My Definitive Position On The Issues, by John Kerry
Drinking, Driving and Drowning, by Teddy Kennedy
Kicking a Dead Horse, by Fred Stone
That's the best kind, live ones kick back. ;-)
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Fred Stone
aa# 1369
Cthulhu for President! Why vote for a lesser evil?
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