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16 Apr 2005 03:04:30 PM |
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Boortz and cats |
I posted a claim that I heard Sean Hannity make about talk show host
Neal Boortz and his sky diving buddies throwing live cats from an
airplane and having a contest to see who could catch the most on the
way down.
Boortz didn't do any such thing.
Cat Chasing the Payoff
Neal Boortz
Gotta tell you I had a wonderful time on the air yesterday.
One call led me into a resurrection of my 1988 broadcast of the
Georgia Cat Chasing Championships.
Let's go back about 14 years. I was working at a much smaller radio
station then and wasn't syndicated. I told my listeners that I had
learned of an interesting competition that was going to take place "at
an airport south of Atlanta." It was the Georgia Cat Chasing
Championships. The purpose was to choose a champion to send to the
national contest a month later.
Cat chasing, for those of you who don't know, is the sport of cramming
about eight skydivers and one cat into an airplane. When you get to
10,000 feet you toss the cat out. The skydivers then pile out and go
after the cat. Whoever lands with the cat is the winner.
To make a long story short we spent about four weeks promoting the
show. I had guests come by for quick appearances. Past champions,
judges, sponsors and contestants.
On the day of the "competition" we did a "live" remote broadcast. I
sat in the studio with a cast of about five people and about 60 sound
effects. We had crowd noise, helicopters, the sounds of screaming
cats, airplanes, parachutes opening, wind noise you name it.
We had a chain saw used to get a cat out of a tree. We had the sound
of an uncaught cat falling through the air.
Let me tell you, we gave the audience one helluva show. We had county
sheriffs all over South Georgia rushing to their local airports afraid
that this competition was going on in their jurisdictions. What fun we
had!
At the end of the show we told those listeners who hadn't figured
things out that it was all a spoof. We then produced a tape of the
show and sold it for $10 a hit. The total proceeds went to the Fund
for Animals. We raised thousands.
Well we didn't go to quite the same lengths yesterday. All I did was
mention the contest and my participation. Amazingly many people bought
it.
Here's the latest e-mail tally as of 6:00 a.m.:
* E-mails telling me they laughed their butts off: 239
* E-mails telling me they would never listen to my show again: 67
* E-mails telling me they were going to call all my sponsors and
organize boycotts: 21
* E-mails from affiliate station managers telling me they were
getting demands that my show be dropped: 2
* E-mails from cat-haters who wished the whole story was true: 5
He did once do a joke radio broadcast in which he claimed he was live
at a cat chasing contest at a local airport and using sound effects
and fake interviews had listeners believing it was true.
Thanks Sunny.
atheist@home#1554
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| Title: Re: Boortz and cats |
16 Apr 2005 03:16:56 PM |
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<atheist@home.com> wrote in message
news:r7r261h1g36ef7k3ski71l2fbk0sbg7oq5@4ax.com...
I posted a claim that I heard Sean Hannity make about talk show host
Neal Boortz and his sky diving buddies throwing live cats from an
airplane and having a contest to see who could catch the most on the
way down.
Boortz didn't do any such thing.
Thank goodness!
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "johac" |
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16 Apr 2005 05:44:16 PM |
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In article <3cda5mF6m7oe2U1@individual.net>,
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
<atheist@home.com> wrote in message
news:r7r261h1g36ef7k3ski71l2fbk0sbg7oq5@4ax.com...
I posted a claim that I heard Sean Hannity make about talk show host
Neal Boortz and his sky diving buddies throwing live cats from an
airplane and having a contest to see who could catch the most on the
way down.
Boortz didn't do any such thing.
Thank goodness!
Glad to hear that it was a spoof, even if it was a stupid one.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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16 Apr 2005 10:10:02 PM |
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On 16 Apr 2005, johac dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
In article <3cda5mF6m7oe2U1@individual.net>,
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
<atheist@home.com> wrote in message
news:r7r261h1g36ef7k3ski71l2fbk0sbg7oq5@4ax.com...
I posted a claim that I heard Sean Hannity make about talk show host
Neal Boortz and his sky diving buddies throwing live cats from an
airplane and having a contest to see who could catch the most on the
way down.
Boortz didn't do any such thing.
Thank goodness!
Glad to hear that it was a spoof, even if it was a stupid one.
You don't have a 17 year old half-blind cat that figures standing in the
dirt in the catbox relieves her of responsibility for the fact that she
keeps hanging her ***** over the edge, pissing on the bathroom countertop
about 75% of the time. When the lights are out (say, at 4:30 am) she
gets into that "moowwww, moowwwwww, mooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww" mode, waking up
the entire household to let us know that she needs to pee, and can't
remember where the catbox is. If the nightlight we installed near the
catbox is not working that night, one can expect the towels or underwear
left lying on the floor that night will receive a good dose of "there you
have it". I was considering contacting Neal Boortz to see if he'd be
interested in acquiring my cat for a test run. I was sorry to see it was
a spoof.
I used to love cats. I've never had one this old before...
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
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As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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17 Apr 2005 07:19:27 AM |
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"Vic Sagerquist" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns963ACD612B55vicman@216.196.97.136...
On 16 Apr 2005, johac dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
In article <3cda5mF6m7oe2U1@individual.net>,
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
<atheist@home.com> wrote in message
news:r7r261h1g36ef7k3ski71l2fbk0sbg7oq5@4ax.com...
I posted a claim that I heard Sean Hannity make about talk show host
Neal Boortz and his sky diving buddies throwing live cats from an
airplane and having a contest to see who could catch the most on the
way down.
Boortz didn't do any such thing.
Thank goodness!
Glad to hear that it was a spoof, even if it was a stupid one.
You don't have a 17 year old half-blind cat that figures standing in the
dirt in the catbox relieves her of responsibility for the fact that she
keeps hanging her ***** over the edge, pissing on the bathroom countertop
about 75% of the time. When the lights are out (say, at 4:30 am) she
gets into that "moowwww, moowwwwww, mooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww" mode, waking up
the entire household to let us know that she needs to pee, and can't
remember where the catbox is. If the nightlight we installed near the
catbox is not working that night, one can expect the towels or underwear
left lying on the floor that night will receive a good dose of "there you
have it". I was considering contacting Neal Boortz to see if he'd be
interested in acquiring my cat for a test run. I was sorry to see it was
a spoof.
I used to love cats. I've never had one this old before...
Hon, maybe it's time to have her put to sleep.
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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17 Apr 2005 07:57:23 PM |
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On 17 Apr 2005, Robibnikoff dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
I used to love cats. I've never had one this old before...
Hon, maybe it's time to have her put to sleep.
Well, she's not in any pain. She just can't see well, I guess. I would be
putting her down for bugging us every morning just before sunrise, which
would be a little self-centered in my book.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
______________
As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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18 Apr 2005 07:10:09 AM |
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"Vic Sagerquist" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns963BB6E3BF4D9vicman@216.196.97.136...
On 17 Apr 2005, Robibnikoff dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
I used to love cats. I've never had one this old before...
Hon, maybe it's time to have her put to sleep.
Well, she's not in any pain. She just can't see well, I guess. I would
be
putting her down for bugging us every morning just before sunrise, which
would be a little self-centered in my book.
I know, I didn't mean to sound harsh. My parents did have a cat put to
sleep because she could no longer squat in the litter box and would pee and
poop all over the basement floor. She was also getting very creaky and
arthritic. It was sad to see her go, but she was 19.
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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18 Apr 2005 11:10:25 AM |
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on 18 Apr 2005 in alt.atheism, Robibnikoff dropped trou, farted,
whirled, then shouted:
"Vic Sagerquist" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns963BB6E3BF4D9vicman@216.196.97.136...
On 17 Apr 2005, Robibnikoff dropped trou, farted, whirled, then
shouted:
I used to love cats. I've never had one this old before...
Hon, maybe it's time to have her put to sleep.
Well, she's not in any pain. She just can't see well, I guess. I
would
be
putting her down for bugging us every morning just before sunrise,
which would be a little self-centered in my book.
I know, I didn't mean to sound harsh. My parents did have a cat put
to sleep because she could no longer squat in the litter box and would
pee and poop all over the basement floor. She was also getting very
creaky and arthritic. It was sad to see her go, but she was 19.
I've actually been waiting for her to die before I remodel the bathroom...
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
______________
As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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18 Apr 2005 11:50:33 AM |
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"Vic Sagerquist" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns963C5D4D2FD42vicman@127.0.0.1...
on 18 Apr 2005 in alt.atheism, Robibnikoff dropped trou, farted,
whirled, then shouted:
"Vic Sagerquist" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns963BB6E3BF4D9vicman@216.196.97.136...
On 17 Apr 2005, Robibnikoff dropped trou, farted, whirled, then
shouted:
I used to love cats. I've never had one this old before...
Hon, maybe it's time to have her put to sleep.
Well, she's not in any pain. She just can't see well, I guess. I
would
be
putting her down for bugging us every morning just before sunrise,
which would be a little self-centered in my book.
I know, I didn't mean to sound harsh. My parents did have a cat put
to sleep because she could no longer squat in the litter box and would
pee and poop all over the basement floor. She was also getting very
creaky and arthritic. It was sad to see her go, but she was 19.
I've actually been waiting for her to die before I remodel the bathroom...
Oh dear. Well you have to do what's best for you. I had cat put down who
suffered from chronic cystitus for 6 of her 7 years on the planet. I had to
keep a shower curtain on my bed because she had to be locked in my room
during the day so she wouldn't pee on the carpet in the living room. And
everyday I would come home from work and clean the urine off of that shower
curtain. This was on top of giving her four pills a day as well as frequent
trips to the vet for tests. It started getting even worse and yet another
test revealed that she'd developed a huge sore in her bladder. A $500+
operation "might" have helped, but could have made things worse. I just
couldn't take it anymore. The vet was very much against having her put to
sleep, but the situation was just becoming more and more intolerable. I
figured I'd put up with much more than the average pet owner. Still, I felt
terrible. She was a wonderful cat otherwise :(
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Bride of Satan
#1557
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| User: "stoney" |
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18 Apr 2005 06:31:29 PM |
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On Sun, 17 Apr 2005 19:57:23 -0500, Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> wrote:
On 17 Apr 2005, Robibnikoff dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
I used to love cats. I've never had one this old before...
Hon, maybe it's time to have her put to sleep.
Well, she's not in any pain. She just can't see well, I guess. I would be
putting her down for bugging us every morning just before sunrise, which
would be a little self-centered in my book.
What about putting the cat box on the floor somewhere out of the way?
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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18 Apr 2005 08:21:36 PM |
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On 18 Apr 2005, stoney dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
On Sun, 17 Apr 2005 19:57:23 -0500, Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> wrote:
On 17 Apr 2005, Robibnikoff dropped trou, farted, whirled, then
shouted:
I used to love cats. I've never had one this old before...
Hon, maybe it's time to have her put to sleep.
Well, she's not in any pain. She just can't see well, I guess. I
would be putting her down for bugging us every morning just before
sunrise, which would be a little self-centered in my book.
What about putting the cat box on the floor somewhere out of the way?
Well, it would be empty all the time. We also have four dogs...
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
______________
As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
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| User: "stoney" |
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19 Apr 2005 08:05:57 PM |
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On Mon, 18 Apr 2005 20:21:36 -0500, Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> wrote:
On 18 Apr 2005, stoney dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
On Sun, 17 Apr 2005 19:57:23 -0500, Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> wrote:
On 17 Apr 2005, Robibnikoff dropped trou, farted, whirled, then
shouted:
I used to love cats. I've never had one this old before...
Hon, maybe it's time to have her put to sleep.
Well, she's not in any pain. She just can't see well, I guess. I
would be putting her down for bugging us every morning just before
sunrise, which would be a little self-centered in my book.
What about putting the cat box on the floor somewhere out of the way?
Well, it would be empty all the time. We also have four dogs...
Kitty Krunchy snacks.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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19 Apr 2005 08:44:30 PM |
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On 19 Apr 2005, stoney dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
What about putting the cat box on the floor somewhere out of the way?
Well, it would be empty all the time. We also have four dogs...
Kitty Krunchy snacks.
Indeed! My 20 year old daughter was trying to recall the only time it
snowed here, she was about 5. Funny, all she remembers are the frozen dog
turds in the back yard.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
______________
As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
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| User: "" |
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17 Apr 2005 04:04:23 PM |
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On Sun, 17 Apr 2005 08:19:27 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Vic Sagerquist" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns963ACD612B55vicman@216.196.97.136...
On 16 Apr 2005, johac dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
In article <3cda5mF6m7oe2U1@individual.net>,
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
<atheist@home.com> wrote in message
news:r7r261h1g36ef7k3ski71l2fbk0sbg7oq5@4ax.com...
I posted a claim that I heard Sean Hannity make about talk show host
Neal Boortz and his sky diving buddies throwing live cats from an
airplane and having a contest to see who could catch the most on the
way down.
Boortz didn't do any such thing.
Thank goodness!
Glad to hear that it was a spoof, even if it was a stupid one.
You don't have a 17 year old half-blind cat that figures standing in the
dirt in the catbox relieves her of responsibility for the fact that she
keeps hanging her ***** over the edge, pissing on the bathroom countertop
about 75% of the time. When the lights are out (say, at 4:30 am) she
gets into that "moowwww, moowwwwww, mooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww" mode, waking up
the entire household to let us know that she needs to pee, and can't
remember where the catbox is. If the nightlight we installed near the
catbox is not working that night, one can expect the towels or underwear
left lying on the floor that night will receive a good dose of "there you
have it". I was considering contacting Neal Boortz to see if he'd be
interested in acquiring my cat for a test run. I was sorry to see it was
a spoof.
I used to love cats. I've never had one this old before...
Hon, maybe it's time to have her put to sleep.
17 years is old for a cat; I'd want the same done to myself when I
become incompetent. In fact, it's in my will I'm about to finalize
after I get this house deal done.
Sure it costs but it's the painless way, and your cat is innocent and
deserves dignity in death.
Unlike some people I have dealt with. But I'll not digress.
drift
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| User: "" |
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17 Apr 2005 12:23:13 PM |
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On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 22:10:02 -0500, Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> wrote:
On 16 Apr 2005, johac dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
In article <3cda5mF6m7oe2U1@individual.net>,
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
<atheist@home.com> wrote in message
news:r7r261h1g36ef7k3ski71l2fbk0sbg7oq5@4ax.com...
I posted a claim that I heard Sean Hannity make about talk show host
Neal Boortz and his sky diving buddies throwing live cats from an
airplane and having a contest to see who could catch the most on the
way down.
Boortz didn't do any such thing.
Thank goodness!
Glad to hear that it was a spoof, even if it was a stupid one.
You don't have a 17 year old half-blind cat that figures standing in the
dirt in the catbox relieves her of responsibility for the fact that she
keeps hanging her ***** over the edge, pissing on the bathroom countertop
about 75% of the time. When the lights are out (say, at 4:30 am) she
gets into that "moowwww, moowwwwww, mooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww" mode, waking up
the entire household to let us know that she needs to pee, and can't
remember where the catbox is. If the nightlight we installed near the
catbox is not working that night, one can expect the towels or underwear
left lying on the floor that night will receive a good dose of "there you
have it". I was considering contacting Neal Boortz to see if he'd be
interested in acquiring my cat for a test run. I was sorry to see it was
a spoof.
I used to love cats. I've never had one this old before...
Ouch.
I have neighbors who have a cat that goes psychotic on them.
Apparently he can be lying on the floor sleeping peacefully then
suddenly jump up screaming and spinning all over the place.
Did you ever as a kid find yourself lying in a dark room at night with
a cat on the bed who suddenly leaped to his feet, arched his back to
the extreme and with fur standing straight up stared off into the
darkness hissing and spitting at something only he can sense?
That's spooky as hell.
atheist@home#1554
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17 Apr 2005 04:17:11 PM |
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wrote:
Ouch.
I have neighbors who have a cat that goes psychotic on them.
Apparently he can be lying on the floor sleeping peacefully then
suddenly jump up screaming and spinning all over the place.
I had a cat do that once. It drank some gasoline and ran yowling around the
house, climbing curtains, running into things and spinning around.
Finally it just stopped and fell over.
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18 Apr 2005 08:58:47 AM |
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On Sun, 17 Apr 2005 21:17:11 GMT, "Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net>
wrote:
atheist@home.com wrote:
Ouch.
I have neighbors who have a cat that goes psychotic on them.
Apparently he can be lying on the floor sleeping peacefully then
suddenly jump up screaming and spinning all over the place.
I had a cat do that once. It drank some gasoline and ran yowling around the
house, climbing curtains, running into things and spinning around.
Finally it just stopped and fell over.
Prolly just out of gas.
--
Puck Greenman
The spelling Like any opinion stated here
is purely my own
#162 BAAWA Knight.
Plonked by Rob Duncan
Na bister 500,000
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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18 Apr 2005 08:31:34 PM |
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Dubh Ghall wrote:
On Sun, 17 Apr 2005 21:17:11 GMT, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
atheist@home.com wrote:
Ouch.
I have neighbors who have a cat that goes psychotic on them.
Apparently he can be lying on the floor sleeping peacefully then
suddenly jump up screaming and spinning all over the place.
I had a cat do that once. It drank some gasoline and ran yowling
around the house, climbing curtains, running into things and
spinning around.
Finally it just stopped and fell over.
Prolly just out of gas.
It worked the last time I told it.
I made a girl friend and her mom watch "A boy and his dog."
Both great animal lovers.
I sat there with a grin on my face as the end neared, they got madder and
madder at me because they *knew* they were going to eat the dog.
They liked me again after it was over.
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| User: "stoney" |
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18 Apr 2005 06:33:19 PM |
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On Mon, 18 Apr 2005 13:58:47 GMT, Dubh Ghall <puck@pooks.hill.fey>
wrote:
On Sun, 17 Apr 2005 21:17:11 GMT, "Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net>
wrote:
atheist@home.com wrote:
Ouch.
I have neighbors who have a cat that goes psychotic on them.
Apparently he can be lying on the floor sleeping peacefully then
suddenly jump up screaming and spinning all over the place.
I had a cat do that once. It drank some gasoline and ran yowling around the
house, climbing curtains, running into things and spinning around.
Finally it just stopped and fell over.
Prolly just out of gas.
Pull the tail for a restart....
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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17 Apr 2005 09:00:25 PM |
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On 17 Apr 2005, dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
I used to love cats. I've never had one this old before...
Ouch.
I have neighbors who have a cat that goes psychotic on them.
Apparently he can be lying on the floor sleeping peacefully then
suddenly jump up screaming and spinning all over the place.
Did you ever as a kid find yourself lying in a dark room at night with
a cat on the bed who suddenly leaped to his feet, arched his back to
the extreme and with fur standing straight up stared off into the
darkness hissing and spitting at something only he can sense?
That's spooky as hell.
I heard once that if you look between the cat's ears when they do that,
you'll see a ghost. I never got that to work...
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Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
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As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
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| Title: Re: Boortz and cats |
18 Apr 2005 06:32:47 PM |
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On Sun, 17 Apr 2005 17:23:13 GMT, wrote:
On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 22:10:02 -0500, Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> wrote:
On 16 Apr 2005, johac dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
In article <3cda5mF6m7oe2U1@individual.net>,
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
< > wrote in message
news:r7r261h1g36ef7k3ski71l2fbk0sbg7oq5@4ax.com...
I posted a claim that I heard Sean Hannity make about talk show host
Neal Boortz and his sky diving buddies throwing live cats from an
airplane and having a contest to see who could catch the most on the
way down.
Boortz didn't do any such thing.
Thank goodness!
Glad to hear that it was a spoof, even if it was a stupid one.
You don't have a 17 year old half-blind cat that figures standing in the
dirt in the catbox relieves her of responsibility for the fact that she
keeps hanging her ***** over the edge, pissing on the bathroom countertop
about 75% of the time. When the lights are out (say, at 4:30 am) she
gets into that "moowwww, moowwwwww, mooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww" mode, waking up
the entire household to let us know that she needs to pee, and can't
remember where the catbox is. If the nightlight we installed near the
catbox is not working that night, one can expect the towels or underwear
left lying on the floor that night will receive a good dose of "there you
have it". I was considering contacting Neal Boortz to see if he'd be
interested in acquiring my cat for a test run. I was sorry to see it was
a spoof.
I used to love cats. I've never had one this old before...
Ouch.
I have neighbors who have a cat that goes psychotic on them.
Apparently he can be lying on the floor sleeping peacefully then
suddenly jump up screaming and spinning all over the place.
Did you ever as a kid find yourself lying in a dark room at night with
a cat on the bed who suddenly leaped to his feet, arched his back to
the extreme and with fur standing straight up stared off into the
darkness hissing and spitting at something only he can sense?
That's spooky as hell.
So he was a Christian Detector® :))))))))
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| Title: Re: Boortz and cats |
17 Apr 2005 03:59:09 PM |
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On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 15:44:16 -0700, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:
In article <3cda5mF6m7oe2U1@individual.net>,
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
<atheist@home.com> wrote in message
news:r7r261h1g36ef7k3ski71l2fbk0sbg7oq5@4ax.com...
I posted a claim that I heard Sean Hannity make about talk show host
Neal Boortz and his sky diving buddies throwing live cats from an
airplane and having a contest to see who could catch the most on the
way down.
Boortz didn't do any such thing.
Thank goodness!
Glad to hear that it was a spoof, even if it was a stupid one.
You gotta be careful using freedom of speech when those hearing it
have freedom of stupidity.
Some people can't be recovered.
drift
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Boortz and cats |
17 Apr 2005 06:11:06 PM |
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In article <ndj5619h7028c6tnpbgiclq4u9oljr12vi@4ax.com>,
wrote:
On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 15:44:16 -0700, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:
In article <3cda5mF6m7oe2U1@individual.net>,
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
<atheist@home.com> wrote in message
news:r7r261h1g36ef7k3ski71l2fbk0sbg7oq5@4ax.com...
I posted a claim that I heard Sean Hannity make about talk show host
Neal Boortz and his sky diving buddies throwing live cats from an
airplane and having a contest to see who could catch the most on the
way down.
Boortz didn't do any such thing.
Thank goodness!
Glad to hear that it was a spoof, even if it was a stupid one.
You gotta be careful using freedom of speech when those hearing it
have freedom of stupidity.
A classical clash of rights.
You have the right to remain stupid anything we say can and will be used
against you...
Some people can't be recovered.
drift
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John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: Boortz and cats |
16 Apr 2005 07:50:51 PM |
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wrote:
I posted a claim that I heard Sean Hannity make about talk show host
Neal Boortz and his sky diving buddies throwing live cats from an
airplane and having a contest to see who could catch the most on the
way down.
Boortz didn't do any such thing.
Cat Chasing the Payoff
Neal Boortz
Gotta tell you I had a wonderful time on the air yesterday.
One call led me into a resurrection of my 1988 broadcast of the
Georgia Cat Chasing Championships.
I picture WKRP and the turkey give away.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Boortz and cats |
16 Apr 2005 08:41:26 PM |
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"Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:Lpi8e.5687$t85.4879@newssvr21.news.prodigy.com...
atheist@home.com wrote:
I posted a claim that I heard Sean Hannity make about talk show host
Neal Boortz and his sky diving buddies throwing live cats from an
airplane and having a contest to see who could catch the most on the
way down.
Boortz didn't do any such thing.
Cat Chasing the Payoff
Neal Boortz
Gotta tell you I had a wonderful time on the air yesterday.
One call led me into a resurrection of my 1988 broadcast of the
Georgia Cat Chasing Championships.
I picture WKRP and the turkey give away.
ROTFL!! Glad to know I wasn't the only one :)
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "" |
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17 Apr 2005 04:06:06 PM |
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On Sun, 17 Apr 2005 00:50:51 GMT, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
atheist@home.com wrote:
I posted a claim that I heard Sean Hannity make about talk show host
Neal Boortz and his sky diving buddies throwing live cats from an
airplane and having a contest to see who could catch the most on the
way down.
Boortz didn't do any such thing.
Cat Chasing the Payoff
Neal Boortz
Gotta tell you I had a wonderful time on the air yesterday.
One call led me into a resurrection of my 1988 broadcast of the
Georgia Cat Chasing Championships.
I picture WKRP and the turkey give away.
I remember that. Did they get flak about that one?
drift
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| User: "" |
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17 Apr 2005 12:11:24 PM |
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On Sun, 17 Apr 2005 00:50:51 GMT, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
atheist@home.com wrote:
I posted a claim that I heard Sean Hannity make about talk show host
Neal Boortz and his sky diving buddies throwing live cats from an
airplane and having a contest to see who could catch the most on the
way down.
Boortz didn't do any such thing.
Cat Chasing the Payoff
Neal Boortz
Gotta tell you I had a wonderful time on the air yesterday.
One call led me into a resurrection of my 1988 broadcast of the
Georgia Cat Chasing Championships.
I picture WKRP and the turkey give away.
Oh the humanity!
That's a series I miss.
atheist@home#1554
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| User: "Frank J Warner" |
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| Title: Re: Boortz and cats |
18 Apr 2005 08:34:04 AM |
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In article <r7r261h1g36ef7k3ski71l2fbk0sbg7oq5@4ax.com>,
<atheist@home.com> wrote:
I posted a claim that I heard Sean Hannity make about talk show host
Neal Boortz and his sky diving buddies throwing live cats from an
airplane and having a contest to see who could catch the most on the
way down.
Boortz didn't do any such thing.
Cat Chasing the Payoff
Neal Boortz
Neal Boortz is a *****, and not because of this story. He's just another
winger radio mouth who can rationalize any behavior except that of his
opponents, and hit the mute button when he doesn't want to hear you any
more.
-Frank
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Here's some of my work:
http://www.franksknives.com
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