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"footybet" |
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12 Jan 2005 05:25:41 PM |
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bought a Qur'an today... |
it is my Dad's 6th Anniversary of passing today
I was walking to the Doctor's this afternoon to make an appointment and
I walked past a shop selling Qur'ans...
I went in the shop to enquire, and got myself an English translation
for =A33.50...
then I caught the bus to Darwen Cemetery
visited my Grandad's grave first, then visited my Dad's grave which had
lots of flowers on from my Mum and sisters
the Qur'an was in a carrier bag, so as not to offend my deeply Roman
Catholic Grandad and Dad, but I wonder what they would have thought if
they knew I had a copy of the Qur'an with me...
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12 Jan 2005 08:13:14 PM |
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"footybet" <damian@bleachboys.com> wrote in message
news:1105550741.757250.78010@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
it is my Dad's 6th Anniversary of passing today
I was walking to the Doctor's this afternoon to make an appointment and
I walked past a shop selling Qur'ans...
I went in the shop to enquire, and got myself an English translation
for £3.50...
then I caught the bus to Darwen Cemetery
visited my Grandad's grave first, then visited my Dad's grave which had
lots of flowers on from my Mum and sisters
the Qur'an was in a carrier bag, so as not to offend my deeply Roman
Catholic Grandad and Dad, but I wonder what they would have thought if
they knew I had a copy of the Qur'an with me...
Let me get this right.
You put the book in a bag so your dead relatives wouldn't know you
had it.
Uh.
Do they see you through the dirt but not the bag, or are spirits
unable to see what people carry in bags?
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13 Jan 2005 04:55:47 PM |
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Rally wrote:
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Let me get this right.
You put the book in a bag so your dead relatives wouldn't know you
had it.
Uh.
Do they see you through the dirt but not the bag, or are spirits
unable to see what people carry in bags?
Maybe it's a lead-lined bag that prevents them from using their X-ray
vision.
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Tukla, Eater of Theists, Squeaker of Chew Toys
Official Mascot of Alt.Atheism, aa 1347
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12 Jan 2005 09:16:45 PM |
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"footybet" <damian@bleachboys.com> wrote in message
news:1105550741.757250.78010@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
it is my Dad's 6th Anniversary of passing today
I was walking to the Doctor's this afternoon to make an appointment and
I walked past a shop selling Qur'ans...
I went in the shop to enquire, and got myself an English translation
for £3.50...
then I caught the bus to Darwen Cemetery
visited my Grandad's grave first, then visited my Dad's grave which had
lots of flowers on from my Mum and sisters
the Qur'an was in a carrier bag, so as not to offend my deeply Roman
Catholic Grandad and Dad, but I wonder what they would have thought if
they knew I had a copy of the Qur'an with me...
Leaving aside that you worry about the opinion of dead people...
Are you sure you bought a Qur'an? It wasn't a Beano album? £3.50 sounds a
wee bit unlikely.
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12 Jan 2005 05:58:16 PM |
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"footybet" <damian@bleachboys.com> wrote in message
news:1105550741.757250.78010@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
it is my Dad's 6th Anniversary of passing today
I was walking to the Doctor's this afternoon to make an appointment and
I walked past a shop selling Qur'ans...
I went in the shop to enquire, and got myself an English translation
for £3.50...
then I caught the bus to Darwen Cemetery
visited my Grandad's grave first, then visited my Dad's grave which had
lots of flowers on from my Mum and sisters
the Qur'an was in a carrier bag, so as not to offend my deeply Roman
Catholic Grandad and Dad, but I wonder what they would have thought if
they knew I had a copy of the Qur'an with me...
Take the book back.
Visit www.quran.org
Its all online for free.
The first few lines was enough to sour my stomach. At almost any chapter
there is going to be a verse about non-believers, and why they're bad.
--
"For nothing is more destructive of respect for the government and the law
of the land than passing laws which cannot be enforced. It is an open secret
that the dangerous increase of crime in this country is closely connected
with this. "--Albert Einstein
XeNO
Order of the 8th dIgIt
aa# 1901
In order to email me privately, you must remove god from my email address,
and follow the links to get past my spam sheild.
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| User: "Les Hellawell" |
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12 Jan 2005 06:32:04 PM |
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On Wed, 12 Jan 2005 11:58:16 -0600, "XeNO" <xeno6696@god.cox.net>
wrote:
"footybet" <damian@bleachboys.com> wrote in message
news:1105550741.757250.78010@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
it is my Dad's 6th Anniversary of passing today
I was walking to the Doctor's this afternoon to make an appointment and
I walked past a shop selling Qur'ans...
I went in the shop to enquire, and got myself an English translation
for £3.50...
then I caught the bus to Darwen Cemetery
visited my Grandad's grave first, then visited my Dad's grave which had
lots of flowers on from my Mum and sisters
the Qur'an was in a carrier bag, so as not to offend my deeply Roman
Catholic Grandad and Dad, but I wonder what they would have thought if
they knew I had a copy of the Qur'an with me...
Take the book back.
Visit www.quran.org
Its all online for free.
The first few lines was enough to sour my stomach. At almost any chapter
there is going to be a verse about non-believers, and why they're bad.
but it is a good start. When he realises that he will be damned for
a life in hell for not being a muslim and wonders why the Koran is
just as assertive as the Bible he will get confused and be unable
to decide which is right. He will either go mad or realise they are
both false claims.
--
Les Hellawell
greetings from
YORKSHIRE - The White Rose County
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| User: "sanguinevikings" |
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12 Jan 2005 08:13:21 PM |
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Les Hellawell wrote:
On Wed, 12 Jan 2005 11:58:16 -0600, "XeNO" <xeno6696@god.cox.net>
wrote:
"footybet" <damian@bleachboys.com> wrote in message
news:1105550741.757250.78010@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
it is my Dad's 6th Anniversary of passing today
I was walking to the Doctor's this afternoon to make an appointment and
I walked past a shop selling Qur'ans...
I went in the shop to enquire, and got myself an English translation
for £3.50...
then I caught the bus to Darwen Cemetery
visited my Grandad's grave first, then visited my Dad's grave which had
lots of flowers on from my Mum and sisters
the Qur'an was in a carrier bag, so as not to offend my deeply Roman
Catholic Grandad and Dad, but I wonder what they would have thought if
they knew I had a copy of the Qur'an with me...
Take the book back.
Visit www.quran.org
Its all online for free.
The first few lines was enough to sour my stomach. At almost any chapter
there is going to be a verse about non-believers, and why they're bad.
but it is a good start. When he realises that he will be damned for
a life in hell for not being a muslim and wonders why the Koran is
just as assertive as the Bible he will get confused and be unable
to decide which is right. He will either go mad or realise they are
both false claims.
So, he'll realise they are both false claims, then.
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| User: "sanguinevikings" |
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12 Jan 2005 08:16:18 PM |
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Les Hellawell wrote:
On Wed, 12 Jan 2005 11:58:16 -0600, "XeNO" <xeno6696@god.cox.net>
wrote:
"footybet" <damian@bleachboys.com> wrote in message
news:1105550741.757250.78010@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
it is my Dad's 6th Anniversary of passing today
I was walking to the Doctor's this afternoon to make an appointment and
I walked past a shop selling Qur'ans...
I went in the shop to enquire, and got myself an English translation
for £3.50...
then I caught the bus to Darwen Cemetery
visited my Grandad's grave first, then visited my Dad's grave which had
lots of flowers on from my Mum and sisters
the Qur'an was in a carrier bag, so as not to offend my deeply Roman
Catholic Grandad and Dad, but I wonder what they would have thought if
they knew I had a copy of the Qur'an with me...
Take the book back.
Visit www.quran.org
Its all online for free.
The first few lines was enough to sour my stomach. At almost any chapter
there is going to be a verse about non-believers, and why they're bad.
but it is a good start. When he realises that he will be damned for
a life in hell for not being a muslim and wonders why the Koran is
just as assertive as the Bible he will get confused and be unable
to decide which is right. He will either go mad or realise they are
both false claims.
In which case, he will realise they are both false claims. *Going* mad
is not an option.
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| User: "Tukla Ratte" |
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12 Jan 2005 08:32:35 PM |
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Les Hellawell wrote:
On Wed, 12 Jan 2005 11:58:16 -0600, "XeNO" <xeno6696@god.cox.net>
wrote:
< snip >
Visit www.quran.org
Its all online for free.
The first few lines was enough to sour my stomach. At almost any chapter
there is going to be a verse about non-believers, and why they're bad.
but it is a good start. When he realises that he will be damned for
a life in hell for not being a muslim and wonders why the Koran is
just as assertive as the Bible he will get confused and be unable
to decide which is right. He will either go mad or realise they are
both false claims.
That's assuming he ever opens the book up.
The fact that he's worried about his Dad's ghost seeing him with a
Qur'an tells me that he hasn't even read a Bible, which IIRC pretty
clearly states that dead people are *dead* until they're bodily
resurrected on Judgment Day.
If he hasn't read the holy book for his own religion, why would he read
the one for another?
--
Tukla, Eater of Theists, Squeaker of Chew Toys
Official Mascot of Alt.Atheism, aa 1347
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| User: "Harry F. Leopold" |
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12 Jan 2005 07:02:53 PM |
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On Wed, 12 Jan 2005 12:32:04 -0600, Les Hellawell wrote
(in article <k4rau0d33tin86ge7j6e6qlc7btsmieqje@4ax.com>):
On Wed, 12 Jan 2005 11:58:16 -0600, "XeNO" <xeno6696@god.cox.net>
wrote:
snip
Take the book back.
Visit www.quran.org
Its all online for free.
The first few lines was enough to sour my stomach. At almost any chapter
there is going to be a verse about non-believers, and why they're bad.
but it is a good start. When he realises that he will be damned for
a life in hell for not being a muslim and wonders why the Koran is
just as assertive as the Bible he will get confused and be unable
to decide which is right. He will either go mad or realise they are
both false claims.
But that is the problem, he is already mad at a hatter.
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
A baseball bat, with the words "Clue Stick" impressed into the wood. Anyone
smacked upside the head with it will have a useful personal epiphany, and a
blinding headache. A sheet of paper accompanying the bat indicates that other
models are also available, such as the "Ugly Stick." - Warehouse 23
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| User: "J Forbes" |
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12 Jan 2005 07:56:24 PM |
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Harry F. Leopold wrote:
On Wed, 12 Jan 2005 12:32:04 -0600, Les Hellawell wrote
(in article <k4rau0d33tin86ge7j6e6qlc7btsmieqje@4ax.com>):
but it is a good start. When he realises that he will be damned for
a life in hell for not being a muslim and wonders why the Koran is
just as assertive as the Bible he will get confused and be unable
to decide which is right. He will either go mad or realise they are
both false claims.
But that is the problem, he is already mad at a hatter.
and believe it or not, being mad as a hatter and catholic is
preferable to mad as a hatter and muslim....
--
Jim
Visit the Selectric Typewriter Museum!
http://www.selectric.org
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| User: "Harry F. Leopold" |
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12 Jan 2005 08:27:12 PM |
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On Wed, 12 Jan 2005 13:56:24 -0600, J Forbes wrote
(in article <IhfFd.5642$Ii4.3944@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net>):
Harry F. Leopold wrote:
On Wed, 12 Jan 2005 12:32:04 -0600, Les Hellawell wrote
(in article <k4rau0d33tin86ge7j6e6qlc7btsmieqje@4ax.com>):
but it is a good start. When he realises that he will be damned for
a life in hell for not being a muslim and wonders why the Koran is
just as assertive as the Bible he will get confused and be unable
to decide which is right. He will either go mad or realise they are
both false claims.
But that is the problem, he is already mad at a hatter.
and believe it or not, being mad as a hatter and catholic is
preferable to mad as a hatter and muslim....
Checking the history of the Catholics I really don't agree. Neither is on my
top billion things to have done to me this year.
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
³Of course *you use an operating system hand woven on a loom at a co-op in
the Andean mountains I'm sure.³-Mark K. Bilbo
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| User: "J Forbes" |
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13 Jan 2005 12:13:19 AM |
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Harry F. Leopold wrote:
On Wed, 12 Jan 2005 13:56:24 -0600, J Forbes wrote
(in article <IhfFd.5642$Ii4.3944@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net>):
and believe it or not, being mad as a hatter and catholic is
preferable to mad as a hatter and muslim....
Checking the history of the Catholics I really don't agree. Neither is on my
top billion things to have done to me this year.
The ghing is that the muslims are now at the point the catholics were
when they did so much nasty stuff....
--
Jim
Visit the Selectric Typewriter Museum!
http://www.selectric.org
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| User: "Tukla Ratte" |
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13 Jan 2005 04:54:26 PM |
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J Forbes wrote:
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The ghing is that the muslims are now at the point the catholics were
when they did so much nasty stuff....
Just with better weapons.
--
Tukla, Eater of Theists, Squeaker of Chew Toys
Official Mascot of Alt.Atheism, aa 1347
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12 Jan 2005 05:46:35 PM |
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"footybet" <damian@bleachboys.com> wrote in message
news:1105550741.757250.78010@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
it is my Dad's 6th Anniversary of passing today
I was walking to the Doctor's this afternoon to make an appointment and
I walked past a shop selling Qur'ans...
I went in the shop to enquire, and got myself an English translation
for £3.50...
then I caught the bus to Darwen Cemetery
visited my Grandad's grave first, then visited my Dad's grave which had
lots of flowers on from my Mum and sisters
the Qur'an was in a carrier bag, so as not to offend my deeply Roman
Catholic Grandad and Dad, but I wonder what they would have thought if
they knew I had a copy of the Qur'an with me...
Um, Damian. Sorry to point this out, but they're dead. I think they're
beyond being concerned if you're walking around with a copy of the Qur'an.
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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15 Jan 2005 12:48:39 AM |
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On Wed, 12 Jan 2005 12:46:35 -0500, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
Um, Damian. Sorry to point this out, but they're dead. I think they're
beyond being concerned if you're walking around with a copy of the Qur'an.
Newbie to the group, only managed to scroll down the first few posts,
but....
Surely death / life after / resurrection / soul / being / awareness /
etc. etc....
are nothing to do with atheism....
By strict definition you can be an atheist who believes in life after
death, can't you? You just don't believe in God or gods, that's all.
Or am I way off track here?
I believe in neither, BTW.
Just my 2p worth - shoot me down if you will.
Now off to read a bit more and lurk for a while.
Jake
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15 Jan 2005 02:58:15 PM |
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In our last episode <uopgu019qubafqrro0ecf52ac79ttdfins@4ax.com>, Muxton
lept out of the bushes shouting:
On Wed, 12 Jan 2005 12:46:35 -0500, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
Um, Damian. Sorry to point this out, but they're dead. I think they're
beyond being concerned if you're walking around with a copy of the
Qur'an.
Newbie to the group, only managed to scroll down the first few posts,
but....
Surely death / life after / resurrection / soul / being / awareness / etc.
etc....
are nothing to do with atheism....
By strict definition you can be an atheist who believes in life after
death, can't you? You just don't believe in God or gods, that's all.
Or am I way off track here?
I believe in neither, BTW.
Just my 2p worth - shoot me down if you will.
Now off to read a bit more and lurk for a while.
Heh, well, Damien threads are going to be confusing if you've never run
into him before.
He apparently believes his dead father *is god. Which makes for some
rather surreal posts...
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Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
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15 Jan 2005 02:29:53 AM |
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Muxton wrote:
On Wed, 12 Jan 2005 12:46:35 -0500, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
Um, Damian. Sorry to point this out, but they're dead. I think they're
beyond being concerned if you're walking around with a copy of the Qur'an.
Newbie to the group, only managed to scroll down the first few posts,
but....
Surely death / life after / resurrection / soul / being / awareness /
etc. etc....
are nothing to do with atheism....
By strict definition you can be an atheist who believes in life after
death, can't you? You just don't believe in God or gods, that's all.
Or am I way off track here?
I believe in neither, BTW.
Just my 2p worth - shoot me down if you will.
Now off to read a bit more and lurk for a while.
Jake
Hi Jake, welcome.
Of course you can be an Atheist and believe in reincarnation. I once
knew a Christian who didn't believe in God. I once met a scotsman who
couldn't stand bagpipes. All part of life's rich pageantry.
Get used to Scotsman references.
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| User: "Dubh Ghall" |
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14 Jan 2005 03:52:12 AM |
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On Wed, 12 Jan 2005 12:46:35 -0500, "Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com>
wrote:
"footybet" <damian@bleachboys.com> wrote in message
news:1105550741.757250.78010@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
it is my Dad's 6th Anniversary of passing today
I was walking to the Doctor's this afternoon to make an appointment and
I walked past a shop selling Qur'ans...
I went in the shop to enquire, and got myself an English translation
for £3.50...
then I caught the bus to Darwen Cemetery
visited my Grandad's grave first, then visited my Dad's grave which had
lots of flowers on from my Mum and sisters
the Qur'an was in a carrier bag, so as not to offend my deeply Roman
Catholic Grandad and Dad, but I wonder what they would have thought if
they knew I had a copy of the Qur'an with me...
Um, Damian. Sorry to point this out, but they're dead. I think they're
beyond being concerned if you're walking around with a copy of the Qur'an.
Now don't get me wrong, I aint taking footy's side, but even as an atheist, of
very long standing, (there are no seats at the bus stop), I often find my self
wondering what deceased friends, or family, would think about a particular
action.
It may be one of the reasons why xtianity is so popular. I doubt that any of us
like the thought, that we will never see those loved ones again, and although
reason tells us they are gone, there is a corner of the mind, that still thinks
of them as being there.
As to my own grandfather, I doubt he would know what the Qur'an was, so it
wouldn't bother him.
My father, what I remember of him, was probably a catholic, certainly the most
of my relatives on his side were, but he would not be bothered. He was a "Live
and let live" sort of bloke.
And I have drunk too much, and am getting maudlin, which is a sure sign that it
is bed time, (:-)
G'night all.
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13 Jan 2005 12:19:13 AM |
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"footybet" <damian@bleachboys.com> wrote in news:1105550741.757250.78010
@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com:
it is my Dad's 6th Anniversary of passing today
I was walking to the Doctor's this afternoon to make an appointment and
I walked past a shop selling Qur'ans...
I went in the shop to enquire, and got myself an English translation
for £3.50...
then I caught the bus to Darwen Cemetery
visited my Grandad's grave first, then visited my Dad's grave which had
lots of flowers on from my Mum and sisters
the Qur'an was in a carrier bag, so as not to offend my deeply Roman
Catholic Grandad and Dad, but I wonder what they would have thought if
they knew I had a copy of the Qur'an with me...
Oh well, they're dead, so it won't bother them much.
--
Enkidu AA# 2165
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing?
Then where does evil come from?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?
Epicurus 341-270 B.C.E.
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13 Jan 2005 12:41:40 AM |
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On 12 Jan 2005 09:25:41 -0800, "footybet" <damian@bleachboys.com>
wrote:
it is my Dad's 6th Anniversary of passing today
I was walking to the Doctor's this afternoon to make an appointment and
I walked past a shop selling Qur'ans...
I went in the shop to enquire, and got myself an English translation
for £3.50...
then I caught the bus to Darwen Cemetery
visited my Grandad's grave first, then visited my Dad's grave which had
lots of flowers on from my Mum and sisters
the Qur'an was in a carrier bag, so as not to offend my deeply Roman
Catholic Grandad and Dad, but I wonder what they would have thought if
they knew I had a copy of the Qur'an with me...
DILLIGAFF?
<plonk>
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13 Jan 2005 06:09:59 AM |
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On 12 Jan 2005 09:25:41 -0800, "footybet" <damian@bleachboys.com>
wrote:
it is my Dad's 6th Anniversary of passing today
I was walking to the Doctor's this afternoon to make an appointment and
I walked past a shop selling Qur'ans...
I went in the shop to enquire, and got myself an English translation
for £3.50...
then I caught the bus to Darwen Cemetery
visited my Grandad's grave first, then visited my Dad's grave which had
lots of flowers on from my Mum and sisters
the Qur'an was in a carrier bag, so as not to offend my deeply Roman
Catholic Grandad and Dad, but I wonder what they would have thought if
they knew I had a copy of the Qur'an with me...
The Quran is a bit hrder to read than the Bible for me because I'm not
as famliar with Arabic historical events as I am with the Levant
Israel and the Quaran assumes you have a working knowledge of it.
It's also rambles at times.
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Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec (aka aka Yang's little poltregeist *****)
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -1356 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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| Title: Re: bought a Qur'an today... |
12 Jan 2005 06:28:44 PM |
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On 12 Jan 2005 09:25:41 -0800, "footybet" <damian@bleachboys.com>
wrote:
it is my Dad's 6th Anniversary of passing today
I was walking to the Doctor's this afternoon to make an appointment and
I walked past a shop selling Qur'ans...
I went in the shop to enquire, and got myself an English translation
for £3.50...
You can download as many copies as you want for free.
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Les Hellawell
greetings from
YORKSHIRE - The White Rose County
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: bought a Qur'an today... |
13 Jan 2005 01:45:14 AM |
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On 12 Jan 2005, footybet dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
it is my Dad's 6th Anniversary of passing today
I was walking to the Doctor's this afternoon to make an appointment and
I walked past a shop selling Qur'ans...
I went in the shop to enquire, and got myself an English translation
for £3.50...
then I caught the bus to Darwen Cemetery
visited my Grandad's grave first, then visited my Dad's grave which had
lots of flowers on from my Mum and sisters
the Qur'an was in a carrier bag, so as not to offend my deeply Roman
Catholic Grandad and Dad, but I wonder what they would have thought if
they knew I had a copy of the Qur'an with me...
Perhaps that you were interested in what the other side believes? There
is nothing wrong with gaining knowledge. Knowledge is power. Why do you
think atheists read the bible?
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Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are people you
wouldn't want to ***** in the first place?
--George Carlin
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| User: "J Forbes" |
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| Title: Re: bought a Qur'an today... |
12 Jan 2005 05:42:28 PM |
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footybet wrote:
it is my Dad's 6th Anniversary of passing today
I was walking to the Doctor's this afternoon to make an appointment and
I walked past a shop selling Qur'ans...
I went in the shop to enquire, and got myself an English translation
for £3.50...
then I caught the bus to Darwen Cemetery
visited my Grandad's grave first, then visited my Dad's grave which had
lots of flowers on from my Mum and sisters
the Qur'an was in a carrier bag, so as not to offend my deeply Roman
Catholic Grandad and Dad, but I wonder what they would have thought if
they knew I had a copy of the Qur'an with me...
As far as I can figure, dead people don't think. A working brain
seems to be required for thinking.....and dead people no longer have one.
But anyways, I suggest you put the new book in a rubbish bin. You
have enough problems as is!
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Jim
Visit the Selectric Typewriter Museum!
http://www.selectric.org
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| User: "footybet" |
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| Title: Re: bought a Qur'an today... |
12 Jan 2005 05:46:31 PM |
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whatever you say o' wise one !!!
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| User: "Rev. Karl E. Taylor" |
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| Title: Re: bought a Qur'an today... |
12 Jan 2005 06:00:13 PM |
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footybet wrote:
it is my Dad's 6th Anniversary of passing today
I was walking to the Doctor's this afternoon to make an appointment and
I walked past a shop selling Qur'ans...
I went in the shop to enquire, and got myself an English translation
for £3.50...
then I caught the bus to Darwen Cemetery
visited my Grandad's grave first, then visited my Dad's grave which had
lots of flowers on from my Mum and sisters
the Qur'an was in a carrier bag, so as not to offend my deeply Roman
Catholic Grandad and Dad, but I wonder what they would have thought if
they knew I had a copy of the Qur'an with me...
Since you refuse to respond any longer, to what any of us would say.
Why do you bother posting your crap?
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There are none more ignorant and useless,
than they that seek answers on their knees,
with their eyes closed.
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Rev. Karl E. Taylor
A.A #1143 PLONKED by Bob
Apostle of Dr. Lao EAC: Virgin Conversion Unit Director
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| User: "footybet" |
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| Title: Re: bought a Qur'an today... |
12 Jan 2005 06:21:19 PM |
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sorry Rev,
I am not ignoring you I have just done a bit of NUMERICAL research at
www.quran.org
I have just posted the theory at http://forum.catholic.org/
I will post the same here now in another post above...
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| User: "Rev. Karl E. Taylor" |
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| Title: Re: bought a Qur'an today... |
12 Jan 2005 06:42:22 PM |
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footybet wrote:
sorry Rev,
I am not ignoring you I have just done a bit of NUMERICAL research at
www.quran.org
I have just posted the theory at http://forum.catholic.org/
I will post the same here now in another post above...
Don't care. The Koran is just as big a book of fiction, mythology,
blood, gore and lies as the bible is.
We don't care what your "theory" is. Take your bleating, and post it in
a religious forum where people will give a crap about it.
--
There are none more ignorant and useless,
than they that seek answers on their knees,
with their eyes closed.
____________________________________________________________________
Rev. Karl E. Taylor
A.A #1143 PLONKED by Bob
Apostle of Dr. Lao EAC: Virgin Conversion Unit Director
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