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Religions > Atheism |
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"Doc Smartass" |
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14 Mar 2006 08:29:20 PM |
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Boy Band Jesus |
I see this damn thing every day on delivery runs. Local church has animated
signs on two sides of its property. The banner across the top of thier site
has the same pic as what's on the signs every few seconds:
http://www.firstpent.org/
WWBBJD?
Is he the "cute" one or the "gay" one?
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Doc Smartass
RIAA the RIAA!
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Boy Band Jesus |
15 Mar 2006 10:40:35 AM |
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"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9786D0EFC8488askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
I see this damn thing every day on delivery runs. Local church has
animated
signs on two sides of its property. The banner across the top of thier
site
has the same pic as what's on the signs every few seconds:
http://www.firstpent.org/
WWBBJD?
Is he the "cute" one or the "gay" one?
That's a scary-looking website.
Someone should have told Jesus it's not polite to point ;)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Atheist ***** Extraordinaire
#1557
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: Boy Band Jesus |
15 Mar 2006 08:15:25 PM |
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in news:47qu85Fgs27bU1
@individual.net:
"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9786D0EFC8488askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
I see this damn thing every day on delivery runs. Local church has
animated
signs on two sides of its property. The banner across the top of thier
site
has the same pic as what's on the signs every few seconds:
http://www.firstpent.org/
WWBBJD?
Is he the "cute" one or the "gay" one?
That's a scary-looking website.
Someone should have told Jesus it's not polite to point ;)
He looks like he's in a video or something:
"Girl, you know I love you girl, girl, girl..."
--
Doc Smartass
RIAA the RIAA!
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| User: "Cary Kittrell" |
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| Title: Re: Boy Band Jesus |
15 Mar 2006 12:45:07 PM |
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In article <47qu85Fgs27bU1@individual.net> "Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9786D0EFC8488askifyouwantitŽ.77.188.18...
I see this damn thing every day on delivery runs. Local church has
animated
signs on two sides of its property. The banner across the top of thier
site
has the same pic as what's on the signs every few seconds:
http://www.firstpent.org/
WWBBJD?
Is he the "cute" one or the "gay" one?
That's a scary-looking website.
Someone should have told Jesus it's not polite to point ;)
That one's on a par with "Buddy Jesus" from _Dogma_.
-- cary
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Boy Band Jesus |
15 Mar 2006 01:47:59 PM |
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"Cary Kittrell" <cary@afone.as.arizona.edu> wrote in message
news:dv9nbj$qf0$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu...
In article <47qu85Fgs27bU1@individual.net> "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9786D0EFC8488askifyouwantitZ.77.188.18...
I see this damn thing every day on delivery runs. Local church has
animated
signs on two sides of its property. The banner across the top of thier
site
has the same pic as what's on the signs every few seconds:
http://www.firstpent.org/
WWBBJD?
Is he the "cute" one or the "gay" one?
That's a scary-looking website.
Someone should have told Jesus it's not polite to point ;)
That one's on a par with "Buddy Jesus" from _Dogma_.
LOL - When I first glanced at it, that's who I thought it was for a sec ;)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Atheist ***** Extraordinaire
#1557
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| User: "Cary Kittrell" |
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| Title: Re: Boy Band Jesus |
15 Mar 2006 02:16:02 PM |
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In article <47r97hFgvh7eU1@individual.net> "Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"Cary Kittrell" <cary@afone.as.arizona.edu> wrote in message
news:dv9nbj$qf0$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu...
In article <47qu85Fgs27bU1@individual.net> "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9786D0EFC8488askifyouwantitZ.77.188.18...
I see this damn thing every day on delivery runs. Local church has
animated
signs on two sides of its property. The banner across the top of thier
site
has the same pic as what's on the signs every few seconds:
http://www.firstpent.org/
WWBBJD?
Is he the "cute" one or the "gay" one?
That's a scary-looking website.
Someone should have told Jesus it's not polite to point ;)
That one's on a par with "Buddy Jesus" from _Dogma_.
LOL - When I first glanced at it, that's who I thought it was for a sec ;)
Hey, if George Carlin were giving the sermons, I'd start going to
church again.
-- cary
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Boy Band Jesus |
15 Mar 2006 02:57:16 PM |
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"Cary Kittrell" <cary@afone.as.arizona.edu> wrote in message
news:dv9sm2$c28$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu...
In article <47r97hFgvh7eU1@individual.net> "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"Cary Kittrell" <cary@afone.as.arizona.edu> wrote in message
news:dv9nbj$qf0$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu...
In article <47qu85Fgs27bU1@individual.net> "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9786D0EFC8488askifyouwantitZ.77.188.18...
I see this damn thing every day on delivery runs. Local church has
animated
signs on two sides of its property. The banner across the top of
thier
site
has the same pic as what's on the signs every few seconds:
http://www.firstpent.org/
WWBBJD?
Is he the "cute" one or the "gay" one?
That's a scary-looking website.
Someone should have told Jesus it's not polite to point ;)
That one's on a par with "Buddy Jesus" from _Dogma_.
LOL - When I first glanced at it, that's who I thought it was for a sec
;)
Hey, if George Carlin were giving the sermons, I'd start going to
church again.
LOL - Me too :)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Atheist ***** Extraordinaire
#1557
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| User: "Jos Flachs" |
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| Title: Re: Boy Band Jesus |
16 Mar 2006 07:10:37 AM |
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On Wed, 15 Mar 2006 11:40:35 -0500, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9786D0EFC8488askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
I see this damn thing every day on delivery runs. Local church has
animated
signs on two sides of its property. The banner across the top of thier
site
has the same pic as what's on the signs every few seconds:
http://www.firstpent.org/
WWBBJD?
Is he the "cute" one or the "gay" one?
That's a scary-looking website.
Someone should have told Jesus it's not polite to point ;)
Oh, is that what it is? I thought a mean looking hippie half
stoned....
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: Boy Band Jesus |
14 Mar 2006 09:38:39 PM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Doc Smartass
(gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com) made the light shine upon us with
this:
I see this damn thing every day on delivery runs. Local church has
animated signs on two sides of its property. The banner across the top
of thier site has the same pic as what's on the signs every few
seconds:
http://www.firstpent.org/
WWBBJD?
Is he the "cute" one or the "gay" one?
I get a kick out of these websites.
From the Doctrine page:
"If you have never had the opportunity to be in a Spirit-filled service
before, you will discover that the oldest worship on earth is a brand new
experience for you. Join in with us as we praise God together in spirit
and in truth."
So they are sun worshipers?
"WE PRAY TOGETHER OUT LOUD because... In the Bible we read, “They lifted
up their voice to God with one accord...” - Acts 4:24
"WE LIFT OUR HANDS IN PRAISE because... In the Bible we read, “Lift up
your hands in the sanctuary, and bless the LORD.” - Psalm 134:2
"WE SING WITH ALL OUR HEARTS because... In the Bible we read, “Make a
joyful noise unto the LORD, all the earth: make a loud noise, and
rejoice, and sing praise.” - Psalm 98:4
"WE PLAY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS because... In the Bible we read, “... and
all the house of Israel played before the LORD on all manner of
instruments...” - II Samuel 6:5
"WE CLAP AND SHOUT UNTO GOD because... In the Bible we read, “... O clap
your hands all ye people; shout unto God with the voice of triumph.” -
Psalm 47:1
"WE DANCE IN THE SPIRIT because... In the Bible we read, “... Praise Him
with the timbrel and dance: praise Him with stringed instruments and
organs.” - Psalm 150:4"
I feel sorry for the people downstairs...
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Atheists get to live their lives in accordance with their own desires. I
call that a win, compared to the collossal waste of time being an active
Christian. Atheist: win. Christian: lose. "No win" never comes into
play, because there are no gods.
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: Boy Band Jesus |
16 Mar 2006 07:30:40 PM |
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Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com> wrote in
news:Xns9786C7A5D8D51vicman@216.196.97.136:
"WE DANCE IN THE SPIRIT because... In the Bible we read, “... Praise
Him with the timbrel and dance: praise Him with stringed instruments
and organs.” - Psalm 150:4"
I feel sorry for the people downstairs...
Does it specify what sort of organs are to be used?
Reminded me of an old joke:
What's worse than a lobster on your piano?
<wait for it....>
Crabs on your organ.
--
Doc Smartass
RIAA the RIAA!
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Boy Band Jesus |
17 Mar 2006 09:14:45 AM |
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"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9788C70966FDDaskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
snip
Reminded me of an old joke:
What's worse than a lobster on your piano?
<wait for it....>
Crabs on your organ.
Ack, that's as old as Mose's toes and twice as corny! :)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Atheist ***** Extraordinaire
#1557
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: Boy Band Jesus |
18 Mar 2006 07:35:25 PM |
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in news:4801v6FhpofmU1
@individual.net:
"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9788C70966FDDaskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
snip
Reminded me of an old joke:
What's worse than a lobster on your piano?
<wait for it....>
Crabs on your organ.
Ack, that's as old as Mose's toes and twice as corny! :)
Still funny :p
--
Doc Smartass
Most truths are so naked that people feel sorry for them and cover them
up, at least a little bit.
--Edward R. Murrow
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| User: "Siobhan Burke" |
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| Title: Re: Boy Band Jesus |
17 Mar 2006 12:24:40 PM |
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In article <Xns9788C70966FDDaskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com says...
Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com> wrote in
news:Xns9786C7A5D8D51vicman@216.196.97.136:
"WE DANCE IN THE SPIRIT because... In the Bible we read, =3F... Praise
Him with the timbrel and dance: praise Him with stringed instruments
and organs.=3F - Psalm 150:4"
I feel sorry for the people downstairs...
Does it specify what sort of organs are to be used?
I once saw a big sign on a store front that said "Used Organs
for Sale". I probably wouldn't have thought too much about it
if there hadn't been a hospital on the next block.
Reminded me of an old joke:
What's worse than a lobster on your piano?
Why does the ocean roar?
<wait for it....>
<ditto>
Crabs on your organ.
You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom.
--
Siobhan - a.a. #2201
hellflower@earthlink.alMayne.net (Now a real address, if you ice
the alMayne.)
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the
precipitate.
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: Boy Band Jesus |
18 Mar 2006 07:35:40 PM |
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Siobhan Burke <hellflower@earthlink.alMayne.net> wrote in
news:MPG.1e84aad4c0e449069896d5@news.east.earthlink.net:
In article <Xns9788C70966FDDaskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com says...
Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com> wrote in
news:Xns9786C7A5D8D51vicman@216.196.97.136:
"WE DANCE IN THE SPIRIT because... In the Bible we read, =3F...
Praise
Him with the timbrel and dance: praise Him with stringed instruments
and organs.=3F - Psalm 150:4"
I feel sorry for the people downstairs...
Does it specify what sort of organs are to be used?
I once saw a big sign on a store front that said "Used Organs
for Sale". I probably wouldn't have thought too much about it
if there hadn't been a hospital on the next block.
Reminded me of an old joke:
What's worse than a lobster on your piano?
Why does the ocean roar?
<wait for it....>
<ditto>
Crabs on your organ.
You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom.
Heh!
--
Doc Smartass
Most truths are so naked that people feel sorry for them and cover them
up, at least a little bit.
--Edward R. Murrow
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: Boy Band Jesus |
16 Mar 2006 07:38:07 PM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Doc Smartass
(gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com) made the light shine upon us with this:
Crabs on your organ.
Ha! I guessed it!!!
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Atheists get to live their lives in accordance with their own desires. I
call that a win, compared to the collossal waste of time being an active
Christian. Atheist: win. Christian: lose. "No win" never comes into
play, because there are no gods.
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: Boy Band Jesus |
16 Mar 2006 09:39:04 PM |
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Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com> wrote in news:Xns9788B3351A6EDvicman@
216.196.97.136:
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Doc Smartass
(gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com) made the light shine upon us with this:
Crabs on your organ.
Ha! I guessed it!!!
That one still cracks me up; can't remember what comedian it was, now.
--
Doc Smartass
RIAA the RIAA!
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