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Religions > Atheism |
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"quibbler" |
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14 Mar 2006 09:25:56 AM |
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Bread Alone ***** |
You probably all know the story about how the fictional jebus character
was moronically fasting in the desert for no reason. The devil rolls up
and says something like this: "Yo dummy...yeah you, gawd boy...why the
hellz doesn't your dumb ***** smarten up and zap some of them fuckin'
stones into bread and *****, you little *****?" And jebus was all,
"durrrrrrrrr ..... uhhhhhhhh ...... man doesn't live on bread alone....
durrrrrr."
Now what the ***** kind of brain-dead, irrelevant answer was that? I
mean, even if it was right, which it ain't, it doesn't say you can live
without bread. It says you need bread, plus some other hocus pocus crap.
But it doesn't say that all you need is the abracadabra *****.
Besides (1) the devil isn't saying jebus has to eat the bread and (2)
presumably jebus would have to pray to god (and or himself) to change the
stones, so gawd would end up being involved anyway. The inescapable
conclusion is that the fortune cookie teaching offered here by jebus was
irrelevant, ill-conceived and just plain stupid. It's yet more evidence
that he could not possibly have been a real deity.
*sorry if this has been reposted several times, but
--
Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com)
"It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the
threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow'
disease, and many others, but I think a case can be
made that faith is one of the world's great evils,
comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to
eradicate." -- Richard Dawkins
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: Bread Alone ***** |
14 Mar 2006 05:35:40 PM |
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On Tue, 14 Mar 2006 08:25:56 -0700, quibbler <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote:
You probably all know the story about how the fictional jebus character
was moronically fasting in the desert for no reason.
Ok, there you blow #1.
The devil rolls up
and says something like this: "Yo dummy...yeah you, gawd boy...why the
hellz doesn't your dumb ***** smarten up and zap some of them fuckin'
stones into bread and *****, you little *****?" And jebus was all,
"durrrrrrrrr ..... uhhhhhhhh ...... man doesn't live on bread alone....
durrrrrr."
Now what the ***** kind of brain-dead, irrelevant answer was that?
He meant that God in one's life is far more important than bread. Bread is only
for a few days.
I mean, even if it was right, which it ain't, it doesn't say you can live
without bread. It says you need bread, plus some other hocus pocus crap.
But it doesn't say that all you need is the abracadabra *****.
He didn't say you could live without bread, dummy. Why don't you read.
duke, American-American
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
*****
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| User: "atheist@home" |
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| Title: Re: Bread Alone ***** |
21 Mar 2006 11:08:12 AM |
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On Tue, 14 Mar 2006 17:35:40 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
On Tue, 14 Mar 2006 08:25:56 -0700, quibbler <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote:
You probably all know the story about how the fictional jebus character
was moronically fasting in the desert for no reason.
Ok, there you blow #1.
The devil rolls up
and says something like this: "Yo dummy...yeah you, gawd boy...why the
hellz doesn't your dumb ***** smarten up and zap some of them fuckin'
stones into bread and *****, you little *****?" And jebus was all,
"durrrrrrrrr ..... uhhhhhhhh ...... man doesn't live on bread alone....
durrrrrr."
Now what the ***** kind of brain-dead, irrelevant answer was that?
His response was neither stupid, weak nor cowardly, nor did he stumble
in His reply.
He meant that God in one's life is far more important than bread. Bread is only
for a few days.
I mean, even if it was right, which it ain't, it doesn't say you can live
without bread. It says you need bread, plus some other hocus pocus crap.
But it doesn't say that all you need is the abracadabra *****.
He didn't say you could live without bread, dummy. Why don't you read.
It wasn't about bread though it was about hunger for certain things
and disipline in the face of temptation.
If Jesus had existed and the account were true He could have in a
moment of weakness turned the stones into bread to appease His hunger.
However had He done so He would have given in to the temptation
presented by one who meant Him harm.
Not a bad lesson.
atheist@home#1554
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