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18 May 2006 09:13:10 AM |
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Breaking News: God tells Pat Robertson tsunami might strike U.S. this year |
Pat Robertson Predictions
Evangelist Says God Told Him Tsunami Might Hit U.S. This Year
VIRGINIA BEACH, Va., May 18, 2006
(AP) In another in a series of notable pronouncements, religious
broadcaster Pat Robertson says God told him storms and possibly a
tsunami will hit America's coastline this year.
Robertson has made the predictions at least four times in the past two
weeks on his news-and-talk television show "The 700 Club" on the
Christian Broadcasting Network, which he founded.
Robertson said the revelations about this year's weather came to him
during his annual personal prayer retreat in January.
"If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be
lashed by storms," Robertson said May 8. On Wednesday, he added,
"There well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific
Northwest."
Robertson has come under intense criticism in recent months for
suggesting that American agents should assassinate Venezuelan
President Hugo Chavez and that Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's
stroke was divine retribution for Israel's pullout from the Gaza
Strip.
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| User: "SpankyTClown" |
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19 May 2006 09:57:23 AM |
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That's nothing.
I predict it'll be sunny in florida sometime this year.
wrathofdog wrote:
Pat Robertson Predictions
Evangelist Says God Told Him Tsunami Might Hit U.S. This Year
VIRGINIA BEACH, Va., May 18, 2006
(AP) In another in a series of notable pronouncements, religious
broadcaster Pat Robertson says God told him storms and possibly a
tsunami will hit America's coastline this year.
Robertson has made the predictions at least four times in the past two
weeks on his news-and-talk television show "The 700 Club" on the
Christian Broadcasting Network, which he founded.
Robertson said the revelations about this year's weather came to him
during his annual personal prayer retreat in January.
"If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be
lashed by storms," Robertson said May 8. On Wednesday, he added,
"There well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific
Northwest."
Robertson has come under intense criticism in recent months for
suggesting that American agents should assassinate Venezuelan
President Hugo Chavez and that Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's
stroke was divine retribution for Israel's pullout from the Gaza
Strip.
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| User: "Scott Richter" |
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| Title: Re: Breaking News: God tells Pat Robertson tsunami might strike U.S. this year |
18 May 2006 09:27:50 PM |
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wrathofdog <tsunami@wrathof.dog> wrote:
"If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be
lashed by storms," Robertson said May 8. On Wednesday, he added,
"There well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific
Northwest."
Apparently Pat "Douchebag for Christ" Robertson and his feeble-minded
flock are unaware that storms don't cause tsunamis.
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| User: "Greywolf" |
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18 May 2006 10:48:44 PM |
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"Scott Richter" <scottrichter422@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1hfjs6n.1iamrel1qdcn6aN%scottrichter422@yahoo.com...
wrathofdog <tsunami@wrathof.dog> wrote:
"If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be
lashed by storms," Robertson said May 8. On Wednesday, he added,
"There well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific
Northwest."
Apparently Pat "Douchebag for Christ" Robertson and his feeble-minded
flock are unaware that storms don't cause tsunamis.
You'll notice he said, 'may'. Nice escape if he's completely wrong. I also
would like to know where he 'heard' the Lord, i.e., his 'Almighty-ness',
announce this message? Did the Almighty's Voice trumpet the news from the
'heavens' while I was asleep, or did he get it via a supernatural MP3
download instead?
That Pat Robertson. Just look at all the money, prestige and power that goof
has -- and he's crazier than a loon. Only in America.
Greywolf
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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19 May 2006 10:23:43 PM |
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"Greywolf" <greywolf@cybrzn.com> wrote in
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"Scott Richter" <scottrichter422@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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wrathofdog <tsunami@wrathof.dog> wrote:
"If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be
lashed by storms," Robertson said May 8. On Wednesday, he added,
"There well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific
Northwest."
Apparently Pat "Douchebag for Christ" Robertson and his feeble-minded
flock are unaware that storms don't cause tsunamis.
You'll notice he said, 'may'. Nice escape if he's completely wrong. I
also would like to know where he 'heard' the Lord, i.e., his
'Almighty-ness', announce this message? Did the Almighty's Voice
trumpet the news from the 'heavens' while I was asleep, or did he get
it via a supernatural MP3 download instead?
He was on the pot. ***** in, ***** out, y'know.
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Doc Smartass
"I am George W. Fudd, Miwwionaire. I own a mansion, a yacht, and your
phone number."
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| User: "wah" |
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20 May 2006 12:10:37 AM |
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There well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest.
There, well maybe, something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest.
There well, maybe, something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest.
There well maybe something, as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest.
There, well, may, be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest.
There well maybe something as bad, as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest.
There well maybe something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest, you
idiot.
"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
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"Greywolf" <greywolf@cybrzn.com> wrote in
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"Scott Richter" <scottrichter422@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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wrathofdog <tsunami@wrathof.dog> wrote:
"If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be
lashed by storms," Robertson said May 8. On Wednesday, he added,
"There well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific
Northwest."
Apparently Pat "Douchebag for Christ" Robertson and his feeble-minded
flock are unaware that storms don't cause tsunamis.
You'll notice he said, 'may'. Nice escape if he's completely wrong. I
also would like to know where he 'heard' the Lord, i.e., his
'Almighty-ness', announce this message? Did the Almighty's Voice
trumpet the news from the 'heavens' while I was asleep, or did he get
it via a supernatural MP3 download instead?
He was on the pot. ***** in, ***** out, y'know.
--
Doc Smartass
"I am George W. Fudd, Miwwionaire. I own a mansion, a yacht, and your
phone number."
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| User: "" |
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19 May 2006 09:57:15 AM |
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You'll notice he said, 'may'. Nice escape if he's completely wrong. I also
would like to know where he 'heard' the Lord, i.e., his 'Almighty-ness',
announce this message? Did the Almighty's Voice trumpet the news from the
'>heavens' while I was asleep, or did he get it via a supernatural MP3
download instead?
It was scrawled onto (or "unto", I should say) his fogged-up bathroom
mirror whilst he was in the yon shower washing his holy ***** self. It
was actually his disgruntled, not-paid-in-a-while assistant telling him
to ***** and drown in a tsunami. The note got runny by the time Pat
saw it, the meaning was lost, but Pat took it as a sign from God and
told everybody, and the posters on agc didst rejoice at the opportunity
to call Pat a *****.
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| User: "Paul Hovnanian P.E." |
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18 May 2006 04:42:28 PM |
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wrathofdog wrote:
[snip]
"If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be
lashed by storms," Robertson said May 8. On Wednesday, he added,
"There well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific
Northwest."
He's probably going after the Discovery Institute.
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| User: "Nog" |
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18 May 2006 11:16:12 AM |
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wrathofdog wrote:
Pat Robertson Predictions
Evangelist Says God Told Him Tsunami Might Hit U.S. This Year
VIRGINIA BEACH, Va., May 18, 2006
(AP) In another in a series of notable pronouncements, religious
broadcaster Pat Robertson says God told him storms and possibly a
tsunami will hit America's coastline this year.
Robertson has made the predictions at least four times in the past two
weeks on his news-and-talk television show "The 700 Club" on the
Christian Broadcasting Network, which he founded.
Robertson said the revelations about this year's weather came to him
during his annual personal prayer retreat in January.
"If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be
lashed by storms," Robertson said May 8. On Wednesday, he added,
"There well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific
Northwest."
Robertson has come under intense criticism in recent months for
suggesting that American agents should assassinate Venezuelan
President Hugo Chavez and that Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's
stroke was divine retribution for Israel's pullout from the Gaza
Strip.
DID PAT ROBERTSON ESCAPE FROM THE LUNY BIN AGAIN?
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| User: "" |
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18 May 2006 07:33:30 PM |
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wrathofdog wrote:
Pat Robertson Predictions
Evangelist Says God Told Him Tsunami Might Hit U.S. This Year
VIRGINIA BEACH, Va., May 18, 2006
(AP) In another in a series of notable pronouncements, religious
broadcaster Pat Robertson says God told him storms and possibly a
tsunami will hit America's coastline this year.
Robertson has made the predictions at least four times in the past two
weeks on his news-and-talk television show "The 700 Club" on the
Christian Broadcasting Network, which he founded.
Robertson said the revelations about this year's weather came to him
during his annual personal prayer retreat in January.
"If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be
lashed by storms," Robertson said May 8. On Wednesday, he added,
"There well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific
Northwest."
Robertson has come under intense criticism in recent months for
suggesting that American agents should assassinate Venezuelan
President Hugo Chavez and that Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's
stroke was divine retribution for Israel's pullout from the Gaza
Strip.
If anyone hasn't figured it out yet he is the Anti Christ. A real
*****!
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| User: "wbarwell" |
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18 May 2006 01:53:27 PM |
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wrathofdog wrote:
Pat Robertson Predictions
Evangelist Says God Told Him Tsunami Might Hit U.S. This Year
VIRGINIA BEACH, Va., May 18, 2006
(AP) In another in a series of notable pronouncements, religious
broadcaster Pat Robertson says God told him storms and possibly a
tsunami will hit America's coastline this year.
Robertson has made the predictions at least four times in the past two
weeks on his news-and-talk television show "The 700 Club" on the
Christian Broadcasting Network, which he founded.
Robertson said the revelations about this year's weather came to him
during his annual personal prayer retreat in January.
"If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be
lashed by storms," Robertson said May 8. On Wednesday, he added,
"There well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific
Northwest."
Bwahahahahah!
There are ALWAYS storms!
"God told me it will rain somewhere in America".
The Pacific Northwest is subject to earthquakes and thus tsunamis.
Most are small, barely noticeable. There have been several
newstories post-tsunami of Asia that there could likewise
be such around Alaska, etc.
Obviously, hearing such tales, Patty boy is taking a
guess. And hoping.
Like the good ol days of the National Inquirer 'psychics'
who every year predicted the Big One in California.
Robertson has come under intense criticism in recent months for
suggesting that American agents should assassinate Venezuelan
President Hugo Chavez and that Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's
stroke was divine retribution for Israel's pullout from the Gaza
Strip.
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and I coined our own name for our language. We called
it amtssprache -- 'office talk.'" In office talk "you deny
responsibility for your actions. So if anybody says, 'Why
did you do it?' you say, 'I had to.' 'Why did you have to?'
'Superiors' orders. Company policy. It's the law.'"
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18 May 2006 09:54:58 AM |
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wrathofdog wrote:
Pat Robertson Predictions
Evangelist Says God Told Him Tsunami Might Hit U.S. This Year
VIRGINIA BEACH, Va., May 18, 2006
(AP) In another in a series of notable pronouncements, religious
broadcaster Pat Robertson says God told him storms and possibly a
tsunami will hit America's coastline this year.
Robertson has made the predictions at least four times in the past two
weeks on his news-and-talk television show "The 700 Club" on the
Christian Broadcasting Network, which he founded.
Robertson said the revelations about this year's weather came to him
during his annual personal prayer retreat in January.
"If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be
lashed by storms," Robertson said May 8. On Wednesday, he added,
"There well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific
Northwest."
That's like predicting that there may be an earthquake in California.
Robertson has come under intense criticism in recent months for
suggesting that American agents should assassinate Venezuelan
President Hugo Chavez and that Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's
stroke was divine retribution for Israel's pullout from the Gaza
Strip.
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| User: "Dog" |
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21 May 2006 12:02:17 PM |
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WHAT?
California has EARTHQUAKES?
AW CRAP!
Gonna sell my my $500K shack here and move to say Flordia (nope
hurricanes), or Massachusetts (nope floods), or New Orleans (nope,
floods again), or Alaska (nope ice), or New Mexico (nope Mexicans), or
Texas (nope Bushs), or Kansas (nope tonadoes) or Washington (nope
tsunamis ), or New York (nope snow)..on second thought, I'm staying
right here
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18 May 2006 02:15:15 PM |
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wrathofdog wrote:
Pat Robertson Predictions
Evangelist Says God Told Him Tsunami Might Hit U.S. This Year
VIRGINIA BEACH, Va., May 18, 2006
(AP) In another in a series of notable pronouncements, religious
broadcaster Pat Robertson says God told him storms and possibly a
tsunami will hit America's coastline this year.
Pat Robertson is a huckster.....someone needs to put him away.
BTW, a tornado 'might possibly' hit the Mall of the America's this
year,
and it 'might possibly' snow in Los Angeles next year.
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