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"BLUERHYMER" |
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17 Aug 2004 02:35:44 AM |
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Bumper sticker |
" Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding."
- God
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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| Title: Re: Bumper sticker |
17 Aug 2004 02:46:11 AM |
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On 17 Aug 2004 07:35:44 GMT in alt.atheism, BLUERHYMER
(bluerhymer@aol.com (BLUERHYMER)) said, directing the reply to
alt.atheism
" Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding."
- God
Heh.
Why God never received a PhD:
1. He had only one major publication.
2. It was in Hebrew.
3. It had no references.
4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal.
5. Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.
6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done
since then?
7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his
results.
9. He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human
subjects.
10. When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it by drowning his
subjects.
11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the
sample.
12. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.
13. Some say he had his son teach the class.
14. He expelled his first two students for learning.
15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students
failed his tests.
16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain
top.
17. No record of working well with colleagues.
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"Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You."
- Attrib: Pauline Reage.
Inexpensive VHS & other video to CD/DVD conversion?
See: <http://www.Video2CD.com>. 35.00 gets your video on DVD.
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** atheist poster child #1 ** #442.
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| User: "Carl Kaufmann" |
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| Title: Re: Bumper sticker |
17 Aug 2004 03:50:35 PM |
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BLUERHYMER wrote:
" Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding."
- God
Vote in Nov.
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Religion stops a thinking mind.
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EAC Liar, Damned Liar, and Statistician
alt.atheist #1966
"Statistical thinking will one day be as necessary for efficient
citizenship as the ability to read and write." - H.G. Wells
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Bumper sticker |
18 Aug 2004 01:08:10 AM |
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In article <20040817033544.28878.00001189@mb-m26.aol.com>,
(BLUERHYMER) wrote:
" Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding."
- God
Vote in Nov.
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Big Bang Theory - *GAWD* said: "Pull my finger. "
:-)
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John Hachmann aa #1782
-The ability to change one's mind, ideas, and opinions when confronted with
new facts is the sign of the rational and intelligent. The inability to do
so is the hallmark of the dimwitted and the fanatic. This applies not only
to science and philosophy, but also to politics.-
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| User: "Honus" |
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| Title: Re: Bumper sticker |
18 Aug 2004 07:15:09 PM |
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"johac" <jhachm@ixpresremove.com> wrote in message
news:jhachm-E8C3F2.23081017082004@news.giganews.com...
In article <20040817033544.28878.00001189@mb-m26.aol.com>,
bluerhymer@aol.com (BLUERHYMER) wrote:
" Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding."
- God
Vote in Nov.
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Big Bang Theory - *GAWD* said: "Pull my finger. "
I once saw a t-shirt with the famous image from the Sistine Chapel where
Jehovah and Adam are reaching their hands out to each other, their fingers
nearly touching...and the text in the voice bubble coming out of God's mouth
said "Pull my finger". I wish I'd bought four or five of those shirts.
Methinks I'll look for said apparel on the net, and fix my mistake. <g>
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Bumper sticker |
19 Aug 2004 12:15:51 AM |
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In article <hiSUc.36030$SC1.24621@nwrddc03.gnilink.net>,
"Honus" <honus1@earthlink.net.is.invalid> wrote:
"johac" <jhachm@ixpresremove.com> wrote in message
news:jhachm-E8C3F2.23081017082004@news.giganews.com...
In article <20040817033544.28878.00001189@mb-m26.aol.com>,
bluerhymer@aol.com (BLUERHYMER) wrote:
" Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding."
- God
Vote in Nov.
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Big Bang Theory - *GAWD* said: "Pull my finger. "
I once saw a t-shirt with the famous image from the Sistine Chapel where
Jehovah and Adam are reaching their hands out to each other, their fingers
nearly touching...and the text in the voice bubble coming out of God's mouth
said "Pull my finger". I wish I'd bought four or five of those shirts.
Methinks I'll look for said apparel on the net, and fix my mistake. <g>
I remember that. To tell the truth, that was what inspired the above.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
-The ability to change one's mind, ideas, and opinions when confronted with
new facts is the sign of the rational and intelligent. The inability to do
so is the hallmark of the dimwitted and the fanatic. This applies not only
to science and philosophy, but also to politics.-
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| User: "Apostate" |
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| Title: Re: Bumper sticker |
19 Aug 2004 07:12:30 PM |
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n Thu, 19 Aug 2004 00:15:09 GMT, "Honus" <honus1@earthlink.net.is.invalid> wrote:
"johac" <jhachm@ixpresremove.com> wrote in message
news:jhachm-E8C3F2.23081017082004@news.giganews.com...
In article <20040817033544.28878.00001189@mb-m26.aol.com>,
bluerhymer@aol.com (BLUERHYMER) wrote:
" Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding."
- God
Vote in Nov.
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Big Bang Theory - *GAWD* said: "Pull my finger. "
I once saw a t-shirt with the famous image from the Sistine Chapel where
Jehovah and Adam are reaching their hands out to each other, their fingers
nearly touching...and the text in the voice bubble coming out of God's mouth
said "Pull my finger". I wish I'd bought four or five of those shirts.
Methinks I'll look for said apparel on the net, and fix my mistake. <g>
Shouldn't be terribly hard to make it yourself.
My brother's made tee-shirts bearing a blowup of an old family photo of
all the Italian uncles and aunts, with my father, a toddler, sitting on the
ground in front of them along with a cousin or two. Something about
printing some sort of offset on paper, then transferring it (iron-on? dunno.)
The painting's got to be findable in a format that can be imported into P**tosh*p
or something similar. Anyone can 'paint' a word-cloud.
If you get around to it, consider going into business selling T's with "One Nation"
on the front, and a cartoon likeness of Underdog on the back. I'll take 1%, thank
you.
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/Apostate
atheist #1931 I've found it!
BAAWA Knife AND SMASHer
plonked by vernon
I doubt, therefore I might be.
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| User: "Honus" |
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| Title: Re: Bumper sticker |
19 Aug 2004 11:49:32 PM |
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"Apostate" <save_this@apostate.mailshell.com> wrote in message
news:84gai0l09lrtoadtstlredlne23k5h05lv@4ax.com...
If you get around to it, consider going into business selling T's with
"One Nation"
on the front, and a cartoon likeness of Underdog on the back. I'll take
1%, thank
you.
I'd love to give it to you. What percentage do you thinkl the creators of
Underdog would take, though? <g>
Man...I miss Underdog.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Bumper sticker |
18 Aug 2004 05:50:20 AM |
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"johac" <jhachm@ixpresremove.com> wrote in message
news:jhachm-E8C3F2.23081017082004@news.giganews.com...
In article <20040817033544.28878.00001189@mb-m26.aol.com>,
bluerhymer@aol.com (BLUERHYMER) wrote:
" Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding."
- God
Vote in Nov.
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Big Bang Theory - *GAWD* said: "Pull my finger. "
Now, THAT would make a great bumber sticker! :)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Bumper sticker |
18 Aug 2004 08:23:10 AM |
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On Wed, 18 Aug 2004 06:50:20 -0400 in episode
<2ogqjcFaeppvU1@uni-berlin.de> we saw our hero "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com>:
"johac" <jhachm@ixpresremove.com> wrote in message
news:jhachm-E8C3F2.23081017082004@news.giganews.com...
In article <20040817033544.28878.00001189@mb-m26.aol.com>,
bluerhymer@aol.com (BLUERHYMER) wrote:
" Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding."
- God
Vote in Nov.
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Big Bang Theory - *GAWD* said: "Pull my finger. "
Now, THAT would make a great bumber sticker! :)
Man, talk about some bad gas that...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Come to think of it, there are already a million
monkeys on a million typewriters, and the Usenet
is NOTHING like Shakespeare!" -- Blair Houghton
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| User: "ArWeGod" |
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| Title: Re: Bumper sticker |
18 Aug 2004 05:58:20 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:k_6dneRFTrGgxb7cRVn-uw@megapath.net...
On Wed, 18 Aug 2004 06:50:20 -0400 in episode
<2ogqjcFaeppvU1@uni-berlin.de> we saw our hero "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com>:
"johac" <jhachm@ixpresremove.com> wrote in message
news:jhachm-E8C3F2.23081017082004@news.giganews.com...
In article <20040817033544.28878.00001189@mb-m26.aol.com>,
bluerhymer@aol.com (BLUERHYMER) wrote:
" Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding."
- God
Vote in Nov.
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Big Bang Theory - *GAWD* said: "Pull my finger. "
Now, THAT would make a great bumber sticker! :)
Man, talk about some bad gas that...
God lights his farts?
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ArWeFlaming
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Bumper sticker |
18 Aug 2004 07:46:45 PM |
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"ArWeGod" <ArWeGod?@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:gaRUc.54$Rp6.45@newssvr14.news.prodigy.com...
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:k_6dneRFTrGgxb7cRVn-uw@megapath.net...
On Wed, 18 Aug 2004 06:50:20 -0400 in episode
<2ogqjcFaeppvU1@uni-berlin.de> we saw our hero "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com>:
"johac" <jhachm@ixpresremove.com> wrote in message
news:jhachm-E8C3F2.23081017082004@news.giganews.com...
In article <20040817033544.28878.00001189@mb-m26.aol.com>,
bluerhymer@aol.com (BLUERHYMER) wrote:
" Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding."
- God
Vote in Nov.
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Big Bang Theory - *GAWD* said: "Pull my finger. "
Now, THAT would make a great bumber sticker! :)
Man, talk about some bad gas that...
God lights his farts?
Well, it would explain volcanos ;)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Bumper sticker |
19 Aug 2004 12:18:02 AM |
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In article <gaRUc.54$Rp6.45@newssvr14.news.prodigy.com>,
"ArWeGod" <ArWeGod?@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:k_6dneRFTrGgxb7cRVn-uw@megapath.net...
On Wed, 18 Aug 2004 06:50:20 -0400 in episode
<2ogqjcFaeppvU1@uni-berlin.de> we saw our hero "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com>:
"johac" <jhachm@ixpresremove.com> wrote in message
news:jhachm-E8C3F2.23081017082004@news.giganews.com...
In article <20040817033544.28878.00001189@mb-m26.aol.com>,
bluerhymer@aol.com (BLUERHYMER) wrote:
" Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding."
- God
Vote in Nov.
=========
Big Bang Theory - *GAWD* said: "Pull my finger. "
Now, THAT would make a great bumber sticker! :)
Man, talk about some bad gas that...
God lights his farts?
Actually it was Lucifer (bearer of light) who lit it.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
-The ability to change one's mind, ideas, and opinions when confronted with
new facts is the sign of the rational and intelligent. The inability to do
so is the hallmark of the dimwitted and the fanatic. This applies not only
to science and philosophy, but also to politics.-
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Bumper sticker |
18 Aug 2004 06:11:49 PM |
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On Wed, 18 Aug 2004 22:58:20 +0000 in episode
<gaRUc.54$Rp6.45@newssvr14.news.prodigy.com> we saw our hero "ArWeGod"
<ArWeGod?@sbcglobal.net>:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:k_6dneRFTrGgxb7cRVn-uw@megapath.net...
On Wed, 18 Aug 2004 06:50:20 -0400 in episode
<2ogqjcFaeppvU1@uni-berlin.de> we saw our hero "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com>:
"johac" <jhachm@ixpresremove.com> wrote in message
news:jhachm-E8C3F2.23081017082004@news.giganews.com...
In article <20040817033544.28878.00001189@mb-m26.aol.com>,
bluerhymer@aol.com (BLUERHYMER) wrote:
" Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding."
- God
Vote in Nov.
=========
Big Bang Theory - *GAWD* said: "Pull my finger. "
Now, THAT would make a great bumber sticker! :)
Man, talk about some bad gas that...
God lights his farts?
He did say "let there being light"...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Come to think of it, there are already a million
monkeys on a million typewriters, and the Usenet
is NOTHING like Shakespeare!" -- Blair Houghton
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| User: "Yang, AthD h.c" |
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17 Aug 2004 03:34:51 AM |
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On 17 Aug 2004 07:35:44 GMT, (BLUERHYMER) wrote:
" Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding."
- God
"If Your Theology Can be Summed Up in a Bumper Sticker, You Probably
Have an Easy Job. The Kind Robots Will Be Doing Soon"
http://www.despair.com/demotivators/motivation.html
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Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.2 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: -3 million jobs and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -942 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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