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Religions > Atheism |
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"Steve Knight" |
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17 Nov 2005 04:01:09 PM |
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Bumper Sticker |
"Friend's don't let friends DIE without JESUS"
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
www.sonic.net/~wooly
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| User: "MarkA" |
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| Title: Re: Bumper Sticker |
17 Nov 2005 08:03:38 PM |
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On Thu, 17 Nov 2005 18:02:56 -0700, quibbler wrote:
In article <em3qn113ggq08p174r9e1rql1fmujccqdd@4ax.com>, duckgumbo32
@cox.net says...
On Thu, 17 Nov 2005 22:41:58 GMT, MarkA <manthony@stopspam.net> wrote:
On Thu, 17 Nov 2005 14:01:09 -0800, Steve Knight wrote:
"Friend's don't let friends DIE without JESUS"
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
www.sonic.net/~wooly
I'm glad I don't have any friends like THAT!
Thank God I do.
You don't have any friends. Even imaginary buddies like Jesus think
you're *****. Nobody likes you, monkeyboy.
That's a good refidgerator magnet I've seen: "Jesus loves you. Everyone
else thinks you're an *****."
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MarkA
(this space accidentally filled in)
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| User: "shadow" |
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| Title: Re: Bumper Sticker |
18 Nov 2005 11:50:01 AM |
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"MarkA" <toor@nowhere.com> wrote in message news:pan.2005.11.18.02.03.34.956208@nowhere.com...
On Thu, 17 Nov 2005 18:02:56 -0700, quibbler wrote:
In article <em3qn113ggq08p174r9e1rql1fmujccqdd@4ax.com>, duckgumbo32
@cox.net says...
On Thu, 17 Nov 2005 22:41:58 GMT, MarkA <manthony@stopspam.net> wrote:
On Thu, 17 Nov 2005 14:01:09 -0800, Steve Knight wrote:
"Friend's don't let friends DIE without JESUS"
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
www.sonic.net/~wooly
I'm glad I don't have any friends like THAT!
Thank God I do.
You don't have any friends. Even imaginary buddies like Jesus think
you're *****. Nobody likes you, monkeyboy.
That's a good refidgerator magnet I've seen: "Jesus loves you. Everyone
else thinks you're an *****."
but jesus loves them too... go figure.
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| User: "quibbler" |
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| Title: Re: Bumper Sticker |
18 Nov 2005 02:15:57 AM |
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In article <437e14f9_3@x-privat.org>, says...
but jesus loves them too... go figure.
Yeah, it raises the question of why god is such a dumbfuck and bad judge
of character that he loves an *****. I mean, I guess he loved the
assholes of his disciples, but that's a different story.
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| User: "shadow" |
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| Title: Re: Bumper Sticker |
21 Nov 2005 10:06:16 AM |
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"quibbler" <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.1de73ba8b48de8719896c9@news.readfreenews.net...
In article <437e14f9_3@x-privat.org>, says...
but jesus loves them too... go figure.
Yeah, it raises the question of why god is such a dumbfuck and bad judge
of character that he loves an *****. I mean, I guess he loved the
assholes of his disciples, but that's a different story.
as i said; jesus loves everyone. thats why you atheists run scared
shitless when someone says that durrrty word; 'jesus'.
but nevermind jesus, atheist. what i really do love, is watching you
atheists claiming to be 'the *****', when in fact you are not! thats why
i say; atheism=theism.
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| User: "quibbler" |
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| Title: Re: Bumper Sticker |
30 Nov 2005 02:23:20 PM |
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In article <4381f2e9$1_3@x-privat.org>, says...
"quibbler" <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.1de73ba8b48de8719896c9@news.readfreenews.net...
In article <437e14f9_3@x-privat.org>, says...
but jesus loves them too... go figure.
Yeah, it raises the question of why god is such a dumbfuck and bad judge
of character that he loves an *****. I mean, I guess he loved the
assholes of his disciples, but that's a different story.
as i said;
^^^
Dude, this isn't a C program and you obviously don't have very good
reading comprehension because you failed to grasp the joke above.
jesus loves everyone.
No you dumbass liar for gawd fraud, he does not. There are some things
that you cannot do if you love someone. Yeah, there might be such a
thing as tough love. You might have to spank your kid's ***** once in a
while or knock some sense into him. But if you condemned your kid to
ETERNAL fucking TORTURE, that would no longer qualify as any kind of
LOVE. Similarly, if Saddam Yahweh or his son Uday Jesus condemn us to
spend eternity in their torture chambers simply because we don't believe
the lying, fucked up, patently absurd teachings of the church or the
ridiculously flawed and contradictory mantras of some 2000-year-old book
then don't you dare commit the doublespeak of calling their atrocious
behaviors an act of "love". Any god who showed his face on Earth after
the brutal injustices that Yahweh committed deserves to have his avatar
crucified, ripped limb from limb, disemboweled and sodomized by jackals
and the body dumped in a bubbling pool of molten lava. Resurrect from
THAT, *****! Jesus deserved to die, along with the life-hating death
cult of xianity. The only good thing that jesus ever did was to rid
himself from the gene pool.
thats why you atheists run scared
shitless
I ain't fucking scared of the name of your imaginary friend Jesus, you
cockslobbin little christer moron.
when someone says that durrrty word; 'jesus'.
It is a filthy word that represents a truly pernicious and abiding animus
of seething spitefulness, which will stop at no depravity to blackmail
others into believing the brainwashed lies of its creed. Hundreds of
millions have died because of the twisted false faith of xian
missionaries/mercenaries. More people have had their throats cut over
disputes about where they were going in the afterlife than over disputes
about what was happening in this life.
but nevermind jesus, atheist.
Trust me, I would certainly never mind the crazy cruci-fiction you call
Jesus.
what i really do love, is watching you
atheists claiming to be 'the *****',
No, unlike you, I don't claim to be *****. I leave that honor to you and
your religion, which utterly reeks with the aroma of *****.
when in fact you are not! thats why
i say; atheism=theism.
You're talking out your *****, as usual and don't know what the ***** you're
saying. Lack of belief does not equal belief in a god.
--
Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com)
"It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the
threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow'
disease, and many others, but I think a case can be
made that faith is one of the world's great evils,
comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to
eradicate." -- Richard Dawkins
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| User: "David Jensen" |
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| Title: Re: Bumper Sticker |
21 Nov 2005 10:18:01 AM |
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On Mon, 21 Nov 2005 17:06:16 +0100, in alt.atheism
"shadow" <> wrote in <4381f2e9$1_3@x-privat.org>:
"quibbler" <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.1de73ba8b48de8719896c9@news.readfreenews.net...
In article <437e14f9_3@x-privat.org>, says...
but jesus loves them too... go figure.
Yeah, it raises the question of why god is such a dumbfuck and bad judge
of character that he loves an *****. I mean, I guess he loved the
assholes of his disciples, but that's a different story.
as i said; jesus loves everyone. thats why you atheists run scared
shitless when someone says that durrrty word; 'jesus'.
If Jesus loves everyone then no one has any reason to fear Him, yet
there are many Christians who make every effort to threaten those who
don't believe as they do with hellfire. Why is that?
but nevermind jesus, atheist. what i really do love, is watching you
atheists claiming to be 'the *****', when in fact you are not! thats why
i say; atheism=theism.
No.
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| User: "shadow" |
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| Title: Re: Bumper Sticker |
22 Nov 2005 08:12:59 AM |
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"David Jensen" <david@dajensen-family.com> wrote in message
news:nns3o1hhru0atqp4c7l6ngpcuammahej42@4ax.com...
On Mon, 21 Nov 2005 17:06:16 +0100, in alt.atheism
"shadow" < > wrote in <4381f2e9$1_3@x-privat.org>:
"quibbler" <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.1de73ba8b48de8719896c9@news.readfreenews.net...
In article <437e14f9_3@x-privat.org>, says...
but jesus loves them too... go figure.
Yeah, it raises the question of why god is such a dumbfuck and bad judge
of character that he loves an *****. I mean, I guess he loved the
assholes of his disciples, but that's a different story.
as i said; jesus loves everyone. thats why you atheists run scared
shitless when someone says that durrrty word; 'jesus'.
If Jesus loves everyone then no one has any reason to fear Him, yet
there are many Christians who make every effort to threaten those who
don't believe as they do with hellfire. Why is that?
dunno. maybe you atheists ***** them off too much. that could
be the case too. dont you think?
but nevermind jesus, atheist. what i really do love, is watching you
atheists claiming to be 'the *****', when in fact you are not! thats why
i say; atheism=theism.
No.
yes, yes... unfortunately.
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| User: "David Jensen" |
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| Title: Re: Bumper Sticker |
22 Nov 2005 12:12:42 PM |
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On 22 Nov 2005 15:12:59 +0100, in alt.atheism
"shadow" <> wrote in <4383276b$1_2@x-privat.org>:
"David Jensen" <david@dajensen-family.com> wrote in message
news:nns3o1hhru0atqp4c7l6ngpcuammahej42@4ax.com...
On Mon, 21 Nov 2005 17:06:16 +0100, in alt.atheism
"shadow" < > wrote in <4381f2e9$1_3@x-privat.org>:
"quibbler" <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.1de73ba8b48de8719896c9@news.readfreenews.net...
In article <437e14f9_3@x-privat.org>, says...
but jesus loves them too... go figure.
Yeah, it raises the question of why god is such a dumbfuck and bad judge
of character that he loves an *****. I mean, I guess he loved the
assholes of his disciples, but that's a different story.
as i said; jesus loves everyone. thats why you atheists run scared
shitless when someone says that durrrty word; 'jesus'.
If Jesus loves everyone then no one has any reason to fear Him, yet
there are many Christians who make every effort to threaten those who
don't believe as they do with hellfire. Why is that?
dunno. maybe you atheists ***** them off too much. that could
be the case too. dont you think?
No.
but nevermind jesus, atheist. what i really do love, is watching you
atheists claiming to be 'the *****', when in fact you are not! thats why
i say; atheism=theism.
No.
yes, yes... unfortunately.
Just because you say so? Please, add a bit of information to explain why
a lack of belief is belief.
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| User: "shadow" |
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| Title: Re: Bumper Sticker |
22 Nov 2005 10:47:41 PM |
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"David Jensen" <david@dajensen-family.com> wrote in message
news:drn6o19d8v2eqgg3ush752j15a6s64fa1a@4ax.com...
On 22 Nov 2005 15:12:59 +0100, in alt.atheism
"shadow" < > wrote in <4383276b$1_2@x-privat.org>:
"David Jensen" <david@dajensen-family.com> wrote in message
news:nns3o1hhru0atqp4c7l6ngpcuammahej42@4ax.com...
On Mon, 21 Nov 2005 17:06:16 +0100, in alt.atheism
"shadow" < > wrote in <4381f2e9$1_3@x-privat.org>:
"quibbler" <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.1de73ba8b48de8719896c9@news.readfreenews.net...
In article <437e14f9_3@x-privat.org>, says...
but jesus loves them too... go figure.
Yeah, it raises the question of why god is such a dumbfuck and bad judge
of character that he loves an *****. I mean, I guess he loved the
assholes of his disciples, but that's a different story.
as i said; jesus loves everyone. thats why you atheists run scared
shitless when someone says that durrrty word; 'jesus'.
If Jesus loves everyone then no one has any reason to fear Him, yet
there are many Christians who make every effort to threaten those who
don't believe as they do with hellfire. Why is that?
dunno. maybe you atheists ***** them off too much. that could
be the case too. dont you think?
No.
no? how come? so like, every time its christians' fault? i dont think so.
but nevermind jesus, atheist. what i really do love, is watching you
atheists claiming to be 'the *****', when in fact you are not! thats why
i say; atheism=theism.
No.
yes, yes... unfortunately.
Just because you say so? Please, add a bit of information to explain why
a lack of belief is belief.
i was not talking about belief, or lack of belief... i was talking about the cause
of that lack of belief. you atheists know there is god, you just dont like him/it.
thats all.
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| User: "David Jensen" |
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| Title: Re: Bumper Sticker |
22 Nov 2005 11:15:42 PM |
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On 23 Nov 2005 05:47:41 +0100, in alt.atheism
"shadow" <> wrote in <4383f469$1_1@x-privat.org>:
"David Jensen" <david@dajensen-family.com> wrote in message
news:drn6o19d8v2eqgg3ush752j15a6s64fa1a@4ax.com...
On 22 Nov 2005 15:12:59 +0100, in alt.atheism
"shadow" < > wrote in <4383276b$1_2@x-privat.org>:
"David Jensen" <david@dajensen-family.com> wrote in message
news:nns3o1hhru0atqp4c7l6ngpcuammahej42@4ax.com...
On Mon, 21 Nov 2005 17:06:16 +0100, in alt.atheism
"shadow" < > wrote in <4381f2e9$1_3@x-privat.org>:
"quibbler" <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.1de73ba8b48de8719896c9@news.readfreenews.net...
In article <437e14f9_3@x-privat.org>, says...
but jesus loves them too... go figure.
Yeah, it raises the question of why god is such a dumbfuck and bad judge
of character that he loves an *****. I mean, I guess he loved the
assholes of his disciples, but that's a different story.
as i said; jesus loves everyone. thats why you atheists run scared
shitless when someone says that durrrty word; 'jesus'.
If Jesus loves everyone then no one has any reason to fear Him, yet
there are many Christians who make every effort to threaten those who
don't believe as they do with hellfire. Why is that?
dunno. maybe you atheists ***** them off too much. that could
be the case too. dont you think?
No.
no? how come? so like, every time its christians' fault? i dont think so.
Why not? When Christians behave badly, they are responsible for their
own behavior.
but nevermind jesus, atheist. what i really do love, is watching you
atheists claiming to be 'the *****', when in fact you are not! thats why
i say; atheism=theism.
No.
yes, yes... unfortunately.
Just because you say so? Please, add a bit of information to explain why
a lack of belief is belief.
i was not talking about belief, or lack of belief... i was talking about the cause
of that lack of belief. you atheists know there is god, you just dont like him/it.
thats all.
But your claim is false. I don't believe in the god that you worship any
more than I believe in Odin or Coyote.
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| User: "quibbler" |
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| Title: Re: Bumper Sticker |
18 Nov 2005 01:05:57 AM |
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In article <pan.2005.11.18.02.03.34.956208@nowhere.com>,
says...
You don't have any friends. Even imaginary buddies like Jesus think
you're *****. Nobody likes you, monkeyboy.
That's a good refidgerator magnet I've seen: "Jesus loves you. Everyone
else thinks you're an *****."
Yes, in the movie "Saved" the Jewish kid Cassandra (Eva Amurri) has that
bumpersticker on her car and Hillary Faye (Mandy Moore) get's so flipped
out about it that she scratches out the offending language with her car
keys.
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| User: "Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian" |
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| Title: Re: Bumper Sticker |
17 Nov 2005 11:25:38 PM |
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Steve Knight wrote:
"Friend's don't let friends DIE without JESUS"
How about something more truthful?
"Know jebus, no peace. No jebus, know peace"
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"To his friend a man a friend shall prove,
And gifts with gifts requite;
But men shall mocking with mockery answer,
And fraud with falsehood meet."
(The Poetic Edda)
Must have been written with fundies in mind...
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: Bumper Sticker |
18 Nov 2005 04:36:15 AM |
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On Fri, 18 Nov 2005 06:25:38 +0100, "Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian"
<MAILTOcommoner@carcosa.de> wrote:
Steve Knight wrote:
"Friend's don't let friends DIE without JESUS"
How about something more truthful?
"Know jebus, no peace. No jebus, know peace"
Or a rasta pasta version:
No Jeebers, no cry..."
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