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"Elroy Willis" |
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09 Feb 2004 09:25:00 AM |
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Bush Appeals to Religion to Forgive Debts |
WASHINGTON DC (EAP) -- Troubled by the growing national debt
and tax dollar requirements of recent re-election campaign
promises, George Bush Junior has decided to use his religious
heritage to his advantage, and ask the American people to consider
the Jewish Seventh Year Jubilee tradition as a way to get rid of
the national debt.
"While talking to Jesus last night, He told me about the seventh
year forgiveness of debts idea of the Jewish people, and I had an
epiphany or burst of inspiration," Bush said.
"If I get re-elected for another term, then that will make
my term eight years, and in the seventh year of my term,
the year before I can't be re-elected again, God will forgive
all of the debts of our nation, and we can return to a Golden
Age of prosperity, ready for a new President."
When asked what people are supposed to do with their treasury
bonds and CD's, Bush said "Tear them up, and forgive our government
of the debts. It's the only patriotic thing to do, if you care about
our country at all."
When told by his financial advisors that doing so would put a lot of
retired people without any future income, Bush responded "Jesus will
fix everything. He told me so last night when I was having a private
conversation with Him."
"This idea is taking the Jubilee Year tradition way beyond what it
was ever intended for," say several Jewish rabbis who prefer not to
be mentioned by name at this time.
--
Elroy Willis
EAP Chief Editor and Newshound
http://web2.airmail.net/~elo/news
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| User: "I Am Your Clayton, Luke!" |
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09 Feb 2004 05:41:16 PM |
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"Elroy Willis" <elo@airmail.net> wrote in message
news:ua9f20l14mm28jsv0jso66tc6se3a74vjq@4ax.com...
*starts to read without checking to see who sent it*
WASHINGTON DC (EAP) -- Troubled by the growing national debt
and tax dollar requirements of recent re-election campaign
promises, George Bush Junior has decided to use his religious
heritage to his advantage, and ask the American people to consider
the Jewish Seventh Year Jubilee tradition as a way to get rid of
the national debt.
*unfamiliar with the concept but unsurprised Bush would try it*
"While talking to Jesus last night,
*starting to get suspicious*
He told me about the seventh
year forgiveness of debts idea of the Jewish people, and I had an
epiphany or burst of inspiration," Bush said.
*checks to see who sent the message*
ELROYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
D'OH!
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| User: "Gregory Gadow" |
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| Title: Re: Bush Appeals to Religion to Forgive Debts |
10 Feb 2004 08:06:41 AM |
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"I Am Your Clayton, Luke!" wrote:
"Elroy Willis" <elo@airmail.net> wrote in message
news:ua9f20l14mm28jsv0jso66tc6se3a74vjq@4ax.com...
*starts to read without checking to see who sent it*
WASHINGTON DC (EAP) -- Troubled by the growing national debt
and tax dollar requirements of recent re-election campaign
promises, George Bush Junior has decided to use his religious
heritage to his advantage, and ask the American people to consider
the Jewish Seventh Year Jubilee tradition as a way to get rid of
the national debt.
*unfamiliar with the concept but unsurprised Bush would try it*
"While talking to Jesus last night,
*starting to get suspicious*
He told me about the seventh
year forgiveness of debts idea of the Jewish people, and I had an
epiphany or burst of inspiration," Bush said.
*checks to see who sent the message*
ELROYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
D'OH!
It was the correct useage and pronounciation of 'epiphany' that told me
it was a fake.
--
Gregory Gadow
techbear@serv.net
http://www.serv.net/~techbear
"If you make yourself a sheep, the wolves will eat you."
-- Benjamin Franklin
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| User: "Elroy Willis" |
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| Title: Re: Bush Appeals to Religion to Forgive Debts |
10 Feb 2004 08:39:05 AM |
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Gregory Gadow <techbear@serv.net> wrote in alt.atheism
"I Am Your Clayton, Luke!" wrote:
"Elroy Willis" <elo@airmail.net> wrote in message
*starts to read without checking to see who sent it*
WASHINGTON DC (EAP) -- Troubled by the growing national debt
and tax dollar requirements of recent re-election campaign
promises, George Bush Junior has decided to use his religious
heritage to his advantage, and ask the American people to consider
the Jewish Seventh Year Jubilee tradition as a way to get rid of
the national debt.
It was the correct useage and pronounciation of 'epiphany' that told me
it was a fake.
Do you think "ask" should be changed to "is asking?" Does it sound
better?
I wanna polish the story up a bit before I post it on my website.
--
Elroy Willis
EAP Chief Editor and Newshound
http://web2.airmail.net/~elo/news
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| User: "Gregory Gadow" |
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| Title: Re: Bush Appeals to Religion to Forgive Debts |
10 Feb 2004 08:56:52 AM |
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Elroy Willis wrote:
Gregory Gadow <techbear@serv.net> wrote in alt.atheism
"I Am Your Clayton, Luke!" wrote:
"Elroy Willis" <elo@airmail.net> wrote in message
*starts to read without checking to see who sent it*
WASHINGTON DC (EAP) -- Troubled by the growing national debt
and tax dollar requirements of recent re-election campaign
promises, George Bush Junior has decided to use his religious
heritage to his advantage, and ask the American people to consider
the Jewish Seventh Year Jubilee tradition as a way to get rid of
the national debt.
It was the correct useage and pronounciation of 'epiphany' that told me
it was a fake.
Do you think "ask" should be changed to "is asking?" Does it sound
better?
I wanna polish the story up a bit before I post it on my website.
I would go with "ephipany (sic)" rather than just "epiphany." Otherwise, I
think it's pretty good as it is :-)
--
Gregory Gadow
techbear@serv.net
http://www.serv.net/~techbear
"If you make yourself a sheep, the wolves will eat you."
-- Benjamin Franklin
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| User: "I Am Your Clayton, Luke!" |
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10 Feb 2004 07:42:49 PM |
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"Gregory Gadow" <techbear@serv.net> wrote in message
news:4028F134.D565F268@serv.net...
Elroy Willis wrote:
Gregory Gadow <techbear@serv.net> wrote in alt.atheism
"I Am Your Clayton, Luke!" wrote:
"Elroy Willis" <elo@airmail.net> wrote in message
*starts to read without checking to see who sent it*
WASHINGTON DC (EAP) -- Troubled by the growing national debt
and tax dollar requirements of recent re-election campaign
promises, George Bush Junior has decided to use his religious
heritage to his advantage, and ask the American people to consider
the Jewish Seventh Year Jubilee tradition as a way to get rid of
the national debt.
It was the correct useage and pronounciation of 'epiphany' that told
me
it was a fake.
Do you think "ask" should be changed to "is asking?" Does it sound
better?
I wanna polish the story up a bit before I post it on my website.
I would go with "ephipany (sic)" rather than just "epiphany." Otherwise, I
think it's pretty good as it is :-)
...or effipany....bad spelling is says "Bush's mind" more.
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Gregory Gadow
techbear@serv.net
http://www.serv.net/~techbear
"If you make yourself a sheep, the wolves will eat you."
-- Benjamin Franklin
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| User: "Harry Leopold" |
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| Title: Re: Bush Appeals to Religion to Forgive Debts |
10 Feb 2004 10:27:32 AM |
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On Mon, 9 Feb 2004 17:41:16 -0600, I Am Your Clayton, Luke! wrote
(in message <402819d3$0$4256$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>):
From: "I Am Your Clayton, Luke!" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKnotmyemail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.atheism
"Elroy Willis" <elo@airmail.net> wrote in message
news:ua9f20l14mm28jsv0jso66tc6se3a74vjq@4ax.com...
*starts to read without checking to see who sent it*
WASHINGTON DC (EAP) -- Troubled by the growing national debt
and tax dollar requirements of recent re-election campaign
promises, George Bush Junior has decided to use his religious
heritage to his advantage, and ask the American people to consider
the Jewish Seventh Year Jubilee tradition as a way to get rid of
the national debt.
*unfamiliar with the concept but unsurprised Bush would try it*
"While talking to Jesus last night,
*starting to get suspicious*
He told me about the seventh
year forgiveness of debts idea of the Jewish people, and I had an
epiphany or burst of inspiration," Bush said.
*checks to see who sent the message*
ELROYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
D'OH!
He certainly is sneaky, ain't he?
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
"Your God wears fuzzy, pink, bunny slippers."
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| User: "cooper1" |
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| Title: Re: Bush Appeals to Religion to Forgive Debts |
10 Feb 2004 04:23:26 PM |
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"Elroy Willis" <elo@airmail.net> wrote in message
news:ua9f20l14mm28jsv0jso66tc6se3a74vjq@4ax.com...
WASHINGTON DC (EAP) -- Troubled by the growing national debt
and tax dollar requirements of recent re-election campaign
promises, George Bush Junior has decided to use his religious
heritage to his advantage, and ask the American people to consider
the Jewish Seventh Year Jubilee tradition as a way to get rid of
the national debt.
"While talking to Jesus last night, He told me about the seventh
year forgiveness of debts idea of the Jewish people, and I had an
epiphany or burst of inspiration," Bush said.
"If I get re-elected for another term, then that will make
my term eight years, and in the seventh year of my term,
the year before I can't be re-elected again, God will forgive
all of the debts of our nation, and we can return to a Golden
Age of prosperity, ready for a new President."
When asked what people are supposed to do with their treasury
bonds and CD's, Bush said "Tear them up, and forgive our government
of the debts. It's the only patriotic thing to do, if you care about
our country at all."
When told by his financial advisors that doing so would put a lot of
retired people without any future income, Bush responded "Jesus will
fix everything. He told me so last night when I was having a private
conversation with Him."
"This idea is taking the Jubilee Year tradition way beyond what it
was ever intended for," say several Jewish rabbis who prefer not to
be mentioned by name at this time.
--
Elroy Willis
EAP Chief Editor and Newshound
http://web2.airmail.net/~elo/news
Elroy stop writing this stuff. You are just giving Fundies ideas--theyd
have enough already.
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| User: "Woden" |
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09 Feb 2004 07:51:15 PM |
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Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net> wrote in
news:ua9f20l14mm28jsv0jso66tc6se3a74vjq@4ax.com:
WASHINGTON DC (EAP) -- Troubled by the growing national debt
and tax dollar requirements of recent re-election campaign
promises, George Bush Junior has decided to use his religious
heritage to his advantage, and ask the American people to consider
the Jewish Seventh Year Jubilee tradition as a way to get rid of
the national debt.
"While talking to Jesus last night, He told me about the seventh
year forgiveness of debts idea of the Jewish people, and I had an
epiphany or burst of inspiration," Bush said.
"If I get re-elected for another term, then that will make
my term eight years, and in the seventh year of my term,
the year before I can't be re-elected again, God will forgive
all of the debts of our nation, and we can return to a Golden
Age of prosperity, ready for a new President."
When asked what people are supposed to do with their treasury
bonds and CD's, Bush said "Tear them up, and forgive our government
of the debts. It's the only patriotic thing to do, if you care about
our country at all."
When told by his financial advisors that doing so would put a lot of
retired people without any future income, Bush responded "Jesus will
fix everything. He told me so last night when I was having a private
conversation with Him."
"This idea is taking the Jubilee Year tradition way beyond what it
was ever intended for," say several Jewish rabbis who prefer not to
be mentioned by name at this time.
LOL.
At first I thought it was real, then I had to go back and check the wire
service. Good job, Elroy.
--
Woden
"religion is a socio-political institution for the control of
people's thoughts, lives, and actions; based on
ancient myths and superstitions perpetrated through
generations of subtle yet pervasive brainwashing."
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| User: "Maverick" |
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09 Feb 2004 11:56:25 AM |
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Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net> wrote in
news:ua9f20l14mm28jsv0jso66tc6se3a74vjq@4ax.com:
WASHINGTON DC (EAP) -- Troubled by the growing national debt
and tax dollar requirements of recent re-election campaign
promises, George Bush Junior has decided to use his religious
heritage to his advantage, and ask the American people to consider
the Jewish Seventh Year Jubilee tradition as a way to get rid of
the national debt.
"While talking to Jesus last night, He told me about the seventh
year forgiveness of debts idea of the Jewish people, and I had an
epiphany or burst of inspiration," Bush said.
"If I get re-elected for another term, then that will make
my term eight years, and in the seventh year of my term,
the year before I can't be re-elected again, God will forgive
all of the debts of our nation, and we can return to a Golden
Age of prosperity, ready for a new President."
When asked what people are supposed to do with their treasury
bonds and CD's, Bush said "Tear them up, and forgive our government
of the debts. It's the only patriotic thing to do, if you care about
our country at all."
When told by his financial advisors that doing so would put a lot of
retired people without any future income, Bush responded "Jesus will
fix everything. He told me so last night when I was having a private
conversation with Him."
"This idea is taking the Jubilee Year tradition way beyond what it
was ever intended for," say several Jewish rabbis who prefer not to
be mentioned by name at this time.
It's a joke... right? It's not that easy to tell anymore.
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| User: "Gregory Gadow" |
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09 Feb 2004 11:27:50 AM |
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Elroy Willis wrote:
WASHINGTON DC (EAP) -- Troubled by the growing national debt
and tax dollar requirements of recent re-election campaign
promises, George Bush Junior has decided to use his religious
heritage to his advantage, and ask the American people to consider
the Jewish Seventh Year Jubilee tradition as a way to get rid of
the national debt.
"While talking to Jesus last night, He told me about the seventh
year forgiveness of debts idea of the Jewish people, and I had an
epiphany or burst of inspiration," Bush said.
I believe the actual quote was "ephipany (sic)"
"If I get re-elected for another term, then that will make
my term eight years, and in the seventh year of my term,
the year before I can't be re-elected again, God will forgive
all of the debts of our nation, and we can return to a Golden
Age of prosperity, ready for a new President."
When asked what people are supposed to do with their treasury
bonds and CD's, Bush said "Tear them up, and forgive our government
of the debts. It's the only patriotic thing to do, if you care about
our country at all."
When told by his financial advisors that doing so would put a lot of
retired people without any future income, Bush responded "Jesus will
fix everything. He told me so last night when I was having a private
conversation with Him."
"This idea is taking the Jubilee Year tradition way beyond what it
was ever intended for," say several Jewish rabbis who prefer not to
be mentioned by name at this time.
Very clever :-)
--
Gregory Gadow
techbear@serv.net
http://www.serv.net/~techbear
"If you make yourself a sheep, the wolves will eat you."
-- Benjamin Franklin
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Bush Appeals to Religion to Forgive Debts |
17 Feb 2004 12:54:37 AM |
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In article <ua9f20l14mm28jsv0jso66tc6se3a74vjq@4ax.com>,
Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net> wrote:
WASHINGTON DC (EAP) -- Troubled by the growing national debt
and tax dollar requirements of recent re-election campaign
promises, George Bush Junior has decided to use his religious
heritage to his advantage, and ask the American people to consider
the Jewish Seventh Year Jubilee tradition as a way to get rid of
the national debt.
"While talking to Jesus last night, He told me about the seventh
year forgiveness of debts idea of the Jewish people, and I had an
epiphany or burst of inspiration," Bush said.
"If I get re-elected for another term, then that will make
my term eight years, and in the seventh year of my term,
the year before I can't be re-elected again, God will forgive
all of the debts of our nation, and we can return to a Golden
Age of prosperity, ready for a new President."
When asked what people are supposed to do with their treasury
bonds and CD's, Bush said "Tear them up, and forgive our government
of the debts. It's the only patriotic thing to do, if you care about
our country at all."
When told by his financial advisors that doing so would put a lot of
retired people without any future income, Bush responded "Jesus will
fix everything. He told me so last night when I was having a private
conversation with Him."
"This idea is taking the Jubilee Year tradition way beyond what it
was ever intended for," say several Jewish rabbis who prefer not to
be mentioned by name at this time.
Heh! Heh! Very good, Elroy!
It's scary in a way though. Bush is so lame that he probably believes
in so called faith healing and laying of hands. If Jeebus can cure the
sick, I wouldn't be surprised if he actually believes believes that
Jeebus can also cure a sick economy.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Men become civilized not in their willingness to believe, bit in
proportion to their readiness to doubt." - H. L. Mencken
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| User: "stoney" |
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18 Feb 2004 01:11:36 PM |
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On Mon, 16 Feb 2004 22:54:37 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpresremove.com>,
Message ID: <jhachm-F9728D.22543716022004@news-60.giganews.com> wrote in
alt.atheism;
In article <ua9f20l14mm28jsv0jso66tc6se3a74vjq@4ax.com>,
Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net> wrote:
WASHINGTON DC (EAP) -- Troubled by the growing national debt
and tax dollar requirements of recent re-election campaign
promises, George Bush Junior has decided to use his religious
heritage to his advantage, and ask the American people to consider
the Jewish Seventh Year Jubilee tradition as a way to get rid of
the national debt.
"While talking to Jesus last night, He told me about the seventh
year forgiveness of debts idea of the Jewish people, and I had an
epiphany or burst of inspiration," Bush said.
"If I get re-elected for another term, then that will make
my term eight years, and in the seventh year of my term,
the year before I can't be re-elected again, God will forgive
all of the debts of our nation, and we can return to a Golden
Age of prosperity, ready for a new President."
When asked what people are supposed to do with their treasury
bonds and CD's, Bush said "Tear them up, and forgive our government
of the debts. It's the only patriotic thing to do, if you care about
our country at all."
When told by his financial advisors that doing so would put a lot of
retired people without any future income, Bush responded "Jesus will
fix everything. He told me so last night when I was having a private
conversation with Him."
"This idea is taking the Jubilee Year tradition way beyond what it
was ever intended for," say several Jewish rabbis who prefer not to
be mentioned by name at this time.
Heh! Heh! Very good, Elroy!
It's scary in a way though. Bush is so lame that he probably believes
in so called faith healing and laying of hands. If Jeebus can cure the
sick, I wouldn't be surprised if he actually believes believes that
Jeebus can also cure a sick economy.
Ya-bottt, Shrub keeps breaking it!
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Bush Appeals to Religion to Forgive Debts |
19 Feb 2004 12:01:13 AM |
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In article <b6e7305n5rgnlpmrm0o7f4lcronaa22hcb@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Mon, 16 Feb 2004 22:54:37 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpresremove.com>,
Message ID: <jhachm-F9728D.22543716022004@news-60.giganews.com> wrote in
alt.atheism;
In article <ua9f20l14mm28jsv0jso66tc6se3a74vjq@4ax.com>,
Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net> wrote:
WASHINGTON DC (EAP) -- Troubled by the growing national debt
and tax dollar requirements of recent re-election campaign
promises, George Bush Junior has decided to use his religious
heritage to his advantage, and ask the American people to consider
the Jewish Seventh Year Jubilee tradition as a way to get rid of
the national debt.
"While talking to Jesus last night, He told me about the seventh
year forgiveness of debts idea of the Jewish people, and I had an
epiphany or burst of inspiration," Bush said.
"If I get re-elected for another term, then that will make
my term eight years, and in the seventh year of my term,
the year before I can't be re-elected again, God will forgive
all of the debts of our nation, and we can return to a Golden
Age of prosperity, ready for a new President."
When asked what people are supposed to do with their treasury
bonds and CD's, Bush said "Tear them up, and forgive our government
of the debts. It's the only patriotic thing to do, if you care about
our country at all."
When told by his financial advisors that doing so would put a lot of
retired people without any future income, Bush responded "Jesus will
fix everything. He told me so last night when I was having a private
conversation with Him."
"This idea is taking the Jubilee Year tradition way beyond what it
was ever intended for," say several Jewish rabbis who prefer not to
be mentioned by name at this time.
Heh! Heh! Very good, Elroy!
It's scary in a way though. Bush is so lame that he probably believes
in so called faith healing and laying of hands. If Jeebus can cure the
sick, I wouldn't be surprised if he actually believes believes that
Jeebus can also cure a sick economy.
Ya-bottt, Shrub keeps breaking it!
That's because the Devil made him do it, or so he tries to think.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Men become civilized not in their willingness to believe, bit in
proportion to their readiness to doubt." - H. L. Mencken
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| User: "stoney" |
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19 Feb 2004 02:39:47 PM |
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On Wed, 18 Feb 2004 22:01:13 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpresremove.com>,
Message ID: <jhachm-79B378.22011318022004@news-60.giganews.com> wrote in
alt.atheism;
In article <b6e7305n5rgnlpmrm0o7f4lcronaa22hcb@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Mon, 16 Feb 2004 22:54:37 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpresremove.com>,
Message ID: <jhachm-F9728D.22543716022004@news-60.giganews.com> wrote in
alt.atheism;
In article <ua9f20l14mm28jsv0jso66tc6se3a74vjq@4ax.com>,
Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net> wrote:
WASHINGTON DC (EAP) -- Troubled by the growing national debt
and tax dollar requirements of recent re-election campaign
promises, George Bush Junior has decided to use his religious
heritage to his advantage, and ask the American people to consider
the Jewish Seventh Year Jubilee tradition as a way to get rid of
the national debt.
"While talking to Jesus last night, He told me about the seventh
year forgiveness of debts idea of the Jewish people, and I had an
epiphany or burst of inspiration," Bush said.
"If I get re-elected for another term, then that will make
my term eight years, and in the seventh year of my term,
the year before I can't be re-elected again, God will forgive
all of the debts of our nation, and we can return to a Golden
Age of prosperity, ready for a new President."
When asked what people are supposed to do with their treasury
bonds and CD's, Bush said "Tear them up, and forgive our government
of the debts. It's the only patriotic thing to do, if you care about
our country at all."
When told by his financial advisors that doing so would put a lot of
retired people without any future income, Bush responded "Jesus will
fix everything. He told me so last night when I was having a private
conversation with Him."
"This idea is taking the Jubilee Year tradition way beyond what it
was ever intended for," say several Jewish rabbis who prefer not to
be mentioned by name at this time.
Heh! Heh! Very good, Elroy!
It's scary in a way though. Bush is so lame that he probably believes
in so called faith healing and laying of hands. If Jeebus can cure the
sick, I wouldn't be surprised if he actually believes believes that
Jeebus can also cure a sick economy.
Ya-bottt, Shrub keeps breaking it!
That's because the Devil made him do it, or so he tries to think.
*Think?*
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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20 Feb 2004 12:27:58 AM |
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In article <3o7a30577m3o8vjrf52akcj8q82mjeoa2s@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Wed, 18 Feb 2004 22:01:13 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpresremove.com>,
Message ID: <jhachm-79B378.22011318022004@news-60.giganews.com> wrote in
alt.atheism;
In article <b6e7305n5rgnlpmrm0o7f4lcronaa22hcb@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Mon, 16 Feb 2004 22:54:37 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpresremove.com>,
Message ID: <jhachm-F9728D.22543716022004@news-60.giganews.com> wrote in
alt.atheism;
In article <ua9f20l14mm28jsv0jso66tc6se3a74vjq@4ax.com>,
Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net> wrote:
WASHINGTON DC (EAP) -- Troubled by the growing national debt
and tax dollar requirements of recent re-election campaign
promises, George Bush Junior has decided to use his religious
heritage to his advantage, and ask the American people to consider
the Jewish Seventh Year Jubilee tradition as a way to get rid of
the national debt.
"While talking to Jesus last night, He told me about the seventh
year forgiveness of debts idea of the Jewish people, and I had an
epiphany or burst of inspiration," Bush said.
"If I get re-elected for another term, then that will make
my term eight years, and in the seventh year of my term,
the year before I can't be re-elected again, God will forgive
all of the debts of our nation, and we can return to a Golden
Age of prosperity, ready for a new President."
When asked what people are supposed to do with their treasury
bonds and CD's, Bush said "Tear them up, and forgive our government
of the debts. It's the only patriotic thing to do, if you care about
our country at all."
When told by his financial advisors that doing so would put a lot of
retired people without any future income, Bush responded "Jesus will
fix everything. He told me so last night when I was having a private
conversation with Him."
"This idea is taking the Jubilee Year tradition way beyond what it
was ever intended for," say several Jewish rabbis who prefer not to
be mentioned by name at this time.
Heh! Heh! Very good, Elroy!
It's scary in a way though. Bush is so lame that he probably believes
in so called faith healing and laying of hands. If Jeebus can cure the
sick, I wouldn't be surprised if he actually believes believes that
Jeebus can also cure a sick economy.
Ya-bottt, Shrub keeps breaking it!
That's because the Devil made him do it, or so he tries to think.
*Think?*
I said "tries".
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Men become civilized not in their willingness to believe, bit in
proportion to their readiness to doubt." - H. L. Mencken
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20 Feb 2004 10:41:53 PM |
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On Thu, 19 Feb 2004 22:27:58 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpresremove.com>,
Message ID: <jhachm-2DEAE3.22275819022004@news-60.giganews.com> wrote in
alt.atheism;
In article <3o7a30577m3o8vjrf52akcj8q82mjeoa2s@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Wed, 18 Feb 2004 22:01:13 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpresremove.com>,
Message ID: <jhachm-79B378.22011318022004@news-60.giganews.com> wrote in
alt.atheism;
In article <b6e7305n5rgnlpmrm0o7f4lcronaa22hcb@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Mon, 16 Feb 2004 22:54:37 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpresremove.com>,
Message ID: <jhachm-F9728D.22543716022004@news-60.giganews.com> wrote in
alt.atheism;
In article <ua9f20l14mm28jsv0jso66tc6se3a74vjq@4ax.com>,
Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net> wrote:
WASHINGTON DC (EAP) -- Troubled by the growing national debt
and tax dollar requirements of recent re-election campaign
promises, George Bush Junior has decided to use his religious
heritage to his advantage, and ask the American people to consider
the Jewish Seventh Year Jubilee tradition as a way to get rid of
the national debt.
"While talking to Jesus last night, He told me about the seventh
year forgiveness of debts idea of the Jewish people, and I had an
epiphany or burst of inspiration," Bush said.
"If I get re-elected for another term, then that will make
my term eight years, and in the seventh year of my term,
the year before I can't be re-elected again, God will forgive
all of the debts of our nation, and we can return to a Golden
Age of prosperity, ready for a new President."
When asked what people are supposed to do with their treasury
bonds and CD's, Bush said "Tear them up, and forgive our government
of the debts. It's the only patriotic thing to do, if you care about
our country at all."
When told by his financial advisors that doing so would put a lot of
retired people without any future income, Bush responded "Jesus will
fix everything. He told me so last night when I was having a private
conversation with Him."
"This idea is taking the Jubilee Year tradition way beyond what it
was ever intended for," say several Jewish rabbis who prefer not to
be mentioned by name at this time.
Heh! Heh! Very good, Elroy!
It's scary in a way though. Bush is so lame that he probably believes
in so called faith healing and laying of hands. If Jeebus can cure the
sick, I wouldn't be surprised if he actually believes believes that
Jeebus can also cure a sick economy.
Ya-bottt, Shrub keeps breaking it!
That's because the Devil made him do it, or so he tries to think.
*Think?*
I said "tries".
With *what?*
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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In article <0cod305eovma6051kjdj9tq5q07jtoauhf@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Thu, 19 Feb 2004 22:27:58 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpresremove.com>,
Message ID: <jhachm-2DEAE3.22275819022004@news-60.giganews.com> wrote in
alt.atheism;
In article <3o7a30577m3o8vjrf52akcj8q82mjeoa2s@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Wed, 18 Feb 2004 22:01:13 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpresremove.com>,
Message ID: <jhachm-79B378.22011318022004@news-60.giganews.com> wrote in
alt.atheism;
In article <b6e7305n5rgnlpmrm0o7f4lcronaa22hcb@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Mon, 16 Feb 2004 22:54:37 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpresremove.com>,
Message ID: <jhachm-F9728D.22543716022004@news-60.giganews.com> wrote in
alt.atheism;
In article <ua9f20l14mm28jsv0jso66tc6se3a74vjq@4ax.com>,
Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net> wrote:
WASHINGTON DC (EAP) -- Troubled by the growing national debt
and tax dollar requirements of recent re-election campaign
promises, George Bush Junior has decided to use his religious
heritage to his advantage, and ask the American people to consider
the Jewish Seventh Year Jubilee tradition as a way to get rid of
the national debt.
"While talking to Jesus last night, He told me about the seventh
year forgiveness of debts idea of the Jewish people, and I had an
epiphany or burst of inspiration," Bush said.
"If I get re-elected for another term, then that will make
my term eight years, and in the seventh year of my term,
the year before I can't be re-elected again, God will forgive
all of the debts of our nation, and we can return to a Golden
Age of prosperity, ready for a new President."
When asked what people are supposed to do with their treasury
bonds and CD's, Bush said "Tear them up, and forgive our government
of the debts. It's the only patriotic thing to do, if you care about
our country at all."
When told by his financial advisors that doing so would put a lot of
retired people without any future income, Bush responded "Jesus will
fix everything. He told me so last night when I was having a private
conversation with Him."
"This idea is taking the Jubilee Year tradition way beyond what it
was ever intended for," say several Jewish rabbis who prefer not to
be mentioned by name at this time.
Heh! Heh! Very good, Elroy!
It's scary in a way though. Bush is so lame that he probably believes
in so called faith healing and laying of hands. If Jeebus can cure the
sick, I wouldn't be surprised if he actually believes believes that
Jeebus can also cure a sick economy.
Ya-bottt, Shrub keeps breaking it!
That's because the Devil made him do it, or so he tries to think.
*Think?*
I said "tries".
With *what?*
It's possible that all the coke and the booze could have spared a neuron
or two. Just enough to give an occasional very faint momentary glimmer.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Men become civilized not in their willingness to believe, bit in
proportion to their readiness to doubt." - H. L. Mencken
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21 Feb 2004 01:24:24 PM |
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On Fri, 20 Feb 2004 23:31:41 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpresremove.com>,
Message ID: <jhachm-DA94EA.23314120022004@news-60.giganews.com> wrote in
alt.atheism;
In article <0cod305eovma6051kjdj9tq5q07jtoauhf@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Thu, 19 Feb 2004 22:27:58 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpresremove.com>,
Message ID: <jhachm-2DEAE3.22275819022004@news-60.giganews.com> wrote in
alt.atheism;
In article <3o7a30577m3o8vjrf52akcj8q82mjeoa2s@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Wed, 18 Feb 2004 22:01:13 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpresremove.com>,
Message ID: <jhachm-79B378.22011318022004@news-60.giganews.com> wrote in
alt.atheism;
In article <b6e7305n5rgnlpmrm0o7f4lcronaa22hcb@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Mon, 16 Feb 2004 22:54:37 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpresremove.com>,
Message ID: <jhachm-F9728D.22543716022004@news-60.giganews.com> wrote in
alt.atheism;
In article <ua9f20l14mm28jsv0jso66tc6se3a74vjq@4ax.com>,
Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net> wrote:
WASHINGTON DC (EAP) -- Troubled by the growing national debt
and tax dollar requirements of recent re-election campaign
promises, George Bush Junior has decided to use his religious
heritage to his advantage, and ask the American people to consider
the Jewish Seventh Year Jubilee tradition as a way to get rid of
the national debt.
"While talking to Jesus last night, He told me about the seventh
year forgiveness of debts idea of the Jewish people, and I had an
epiphany or burst of inspiration," Bush said.
"If I get re-elected for another term, then that will make
my term eight years, and in the seventh year of my term,
the year before I can't be re-elected again, God will forgive
all of the debts of our nation, and we can return to a Golden
Age of prosperity, ready for a new President."
When asked what people are supposed to do with their treasury
bonds and CD's, Bush said "Tear them up, and forgive our government
of the debts. It's the only patriotic thing to do, if you care about
our country at all."
When told by his financial advisors that doing so would put a lot of
retired people without any future income, Bush responded "Jesus will
fix everything. He told me so last night when I was having a private
conversation with Him."
"This idea is taking the Jubilee Year tradition way beyond what it
was ever intended for," say several Jewish rabbis who prefer not to
be mentioned by name at this time.
Heh! Heh! Very good, Elroy!
It's scary in a way though. Bush is so lame that he probably believes
in so called faith healing and laying of hands. If Jeebus can cure the
sick, I wouldn't be surprised if he actually believes believes that
Jeebus can also cure a sick economy.
Ya-bottt, Shrub keeps breaking it!
That's because the Devil made him do it, or so he tries to think.
*Think?*
I said "tries".
With *what?*
It's possible that all the coke and the booze could have spared a neuron
or two. Just enough to give an occasional very faint momentary glimmer.
Wow.....talk about trying a 'moon shot' in 1776!
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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22 Feb 2004 12:31:21 AM |
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In article <e2cf30pju0kum2nk1o6o8o8ps2750u0mhk@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Fri, 20 Feb 2004 23:31:41 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpresremove.com>,
Message ID: <jhachm-DA94EA.23314120022004@news-60.giganews.com> wrote in
alt.atheism;
In article <0cod305eovma6051kjdj9tq5q07jtoauhf@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Thu, 19 Feb 2004 22:27:58 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpresremove.com>,
Message ID: <jhachm-2DEAE3.22275819022004@news-60.giganews.com> wrote in
alt.atheism;
In article <3o7a30577m3o8vjrf52akcj8q82mjeoa2s@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Wed, 18 Feb 2004 22:01:13 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpresremove.com>,
Message ID: <jhachm-79B378.22011318022004@news-60.giganews.com> wrote
in
alt.atheism;
In article <b6e7305n5rgnlpmrm0o7f4lcronaa22hcb@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Mon, 16 Feb 2004 22:54:37 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpresremove.com>,
Message ID: <jhachm-F9728D.22543716022004@news-60.giganews.com>
wrote in
alt.atheism;
In article <ua9f20l14mm28jsv0jso66tc6se3a74vjq@4ax.com>,
Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net> wrote:
WASHINGTON DC (EAP) -- Troubled by the growing national debt
and tax dollar requirements of recent re-election campaign
promises, George Bush Junior has decided to use his religious
heritage to his advantage, and ask the American people to
consider
the Jewish Seventh Year Jubilee tradition as a way to get rid of
the national debt.
"While talking to Jesus last night, He told me about the seventh
year forgiveness of debts idea of the Jewish people, and I had an
epiphany or burst of inspiration," Bush said.
"If I get re-elected for another term, then that will make
my term eight years, and in the seventh year of my term,
the year before I can't be re-elected again, God will forgive
all of the debts of our nation, and we can return to a Golden
Age of prosperity, ready for a new President."
When asked what people are supposed to do with their treasury
bonds and CD's, Bush said "Tear them up, and forgive our
government
of the debts. It's the only patriotic thing to do, if you care
about
our country at all."
When told by his financial advisors that doing so would put a lot
of
retired people without any future income, Bush responded "Jesus
will
fix everything. He told me so last night when I was having a
private
conversation with Him."
"This idea is taking the Jubilee Year tradition way beyond what
it
was ever intended for," say several Jewish rabbis who prefer not
to
be mentioned by name at this time.
Heh! Heh! Very good, Elroy!
It's scary in a way though. Bush is so lame that he probably
believes
in so called faith healing and laying of hands. If Jeebus can cure
the
sick, I wouldn't be surprised if he actually believes believes that
Jeebus can also cure a sick economy.
Ya-bottt, Shrub keeps breaking it!
That's because the Devil made him do it, or so he tries to think.
*Think?*
I said "tries".
With *what?*
It's possible that all the coke and the booze could have spared a neuron
or two. Just enough to give an occasional very faint momentary glimmer.
Wow.....talk about trying a 'moon shot' in 1776!
Don't laugh. He probably thinks that George Washington was the first
astronaut on the moon.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Men become civilized not in their willingness to believe, bit in
proportion to their readiness to doubt." - H. L. Mencken
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24 Feb 2004 10:05:39 AM |
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On Sat, 21 Feb 2004 22:31:21 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpresremove.com>,
Message ID: <jhachm-12695C.22312121022004@news-60.giganews.com> wrote in
alt.atheism;
In article <e2cf30pju0kum2nk1o6o8o8ps2750u0mhk@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Fri, 20 Feb 2004 23:31:41 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpresremove.com>,
Message ID: <jhachm-DA94EA.23314120022004@news-60.giganews.com> wrote in
alt.atheism;
(snip)
Heh! Heh! Very good, Elroy!
It's scary in a way though. Bush is so lame that he probably
believes
in so called faith healing and laying of hands. If Jeebus can cure
the
sick, I wouldn't be surprised if he actually believes believes that
Jeebus can also cure a sick economy.
Ya-bottt, Shrub keeps breaking it!
That's because the Devil made him do it, or so he tries to think.
*Think?*
I said "tries".
With *what?*
It's possible that all the coke and the booze could have spared a neuron
or two. Just enough to give an occasional very faint momentary glimmer.
Wow.....talk about trying a 'moon shot' in 1776!
Don't laugh. He probably thinks that George Washington was the first
astronaut on the moon.
Nah, it was 'Jesus.'
There's no objective supporting evidence Shrub's got two functioning
neurons to rub together.
I read part of the 'Meet the Press' transcript. My skin crawled in
horror.
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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09 Feb 2004 09:56:12 AM |
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On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 15:25:00 +0000, Elroy Willis wrote:
He told me about the seventh
year forgiveness of debts idea of the Jewish people, and I had an
epiphany or burst of inspiration," Bush said.
In the same spirit, he seems to be warming up to Jews of late:
http://www.whitehouse.org/dof/defending-israel.asp
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09 Feb 2004 10:26:45 AM |
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Arnoud Hobbel <alhobbel@hotmail.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Elroy Willis wrote:
<snip>
He told me about the seventh year forgiveness of debts idea of the
Jewish people, and I had an epiphany or burst of inspiration," Bush
said.
In the same spirit,
The spirit of satire and mockery is a wonderful thing, sometimes...
he seems to be warming up to Jews of late:
http://www.whitehouse.org/dof/defending-israel.asp
"Fortunately, as a born-again Christian, George W. Bush's policies
towards Israel (or as I like to call it, "Jewdistan") are dictated
exclusively by his evangelical financial backers. As such, the
President is well aware that Jewish people are nothing more than
pawns on God's chessboard."
Meanwhile, certain Jews think they have Bush in the palms of their
hands...
--
Elroy Willis
EAP Chief Editor and Newshound
http://web2.airmail.net/~elo/news
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09 Feb 2004 08:35:14 PM |
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On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 15:25:00 GMT, Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net>
wrote:
WASHINGTON DC (EAP) -- Troubled by the growing national debt
and tax dollar requirements of recent re-election campaign
promises, George Bush Junior has decided to use his religious
heritage to his advantage, and ask the American people to consider
the Jewish Seventh Year Jubilee tradition as a way to get rid of
the national debt.
I can't find anything on this when I google news about it. Must be a
joke.
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10 Feb 2004 05:25:13 PM |
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In alt.atheism on 9 Feb 2004 20:35:14 -0600, (Kate
) wrote:
On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 15:25:00 GMT, Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net>
wrote:
WASHINGTON DC (EAP) -- Troubled by the growing national debt
and tax dollar requirements of recent re-election campaign
promises, George Bush Junior has decided to use his religious
heritage to his advantage, and ask the American people to consider
the Jewish Seventh Year Jubilee tradition as a way to get rid of
the national debt.
I can't find anything on this when I google news about it. Must be a
joke.
Why, don't you trust the EAP? They're the most reliable news source
in the world, as far as I'm concerned. ;-)
<hint - look up other alt.atheism conversations about the EAP if you
don't already know what it means - "ntie,oc" are also popular initials
to look for in association with it <G>>.
:-)
HTH,HAND! :-)
--
L8r,
Bill
/\~*`-\|~/.`\*=`~\/|.-`\=~`/\.|*-`\~*
"Is not the epitome of narcissism to
quote one's self?" - Me
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10 Feb 2004 09:23:53 AM |
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In article <403b42a7.109236890@news-west.newscene.com>, Kate says...
On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 15:25:00 GMT, Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net>
wrote:
WASHINGTON DC (EAP) -- Troubled by the growing national debt
and tax dollar requirements of recent re-election campaign
promises, George Bush Junior has decided to use his religious
heritage to his advantage, and ask the American people to consider
the Jewish Seventh Year Jubilee tradition as a way to get rid of
the national debt.
I can't find anything on this when I google news about it. Must be a
joke.
SNARK! It's.................SATIRE! :)
Elroy, you should be SO proud of yourself :)
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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10 Feb 2004 08:08:08 AM |
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Kate wrote:
On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 15:25:00 GMT, Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net>
wrote:
WASHINGTON DC (EAP) -- Troubled by the growing national debt
and tax dollar requirements of recent re-election campaign
promises, George Bush Junior has decided to use his religious
heritage to his advantage, and ask the American people to consider
the Jewish Seventh Year Jubilee tradition as a way to get rid of
the national debt.
I can't find anything on this when I google news about it. Must be a
joke.
Yes. The "wire service" EAP stands for "Evil Atheist Press." Mr. Willis
is a first rate parodyist, and several of his "news" stories have already
achieved urban legend status. I very much hope this one does, too.
--
Gregory Gadow
techbear@serv.net
http://www.serv.net/~techbear
"If you make yourself a sheep, the wolves will eat you."
-- Benjamin Franklin
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10 Feb 2004 03:30:40 PM |
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And so upon Tue, 10 Feb 2004 06:08:08 -0800 didst Gregory Gadow speak
thusly:
Kate wrote:
On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 15:25:00 GMT, Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net>
wrote:
WASHINGTON DC (EAP) -- Troubled by the growing national debt
and tax dollar requirements of recent re-election campaign
promises, George Bush Junior has decided to use his religious
heritage to his advantage, and ask the American people to consider
the Jewish Seventh Year Jubilee tradition as a way to get rid of
the national debt.
I can't find anything on this when I google news about it. Must be a
joke.
Yes. The "wire service" EAP stands for "Evil Atheist Press." Mr. Willis
is a first rate parodyist, and several of his "news" stories have already
achieved urban legend status. I very much hope this one does, too.
Hey! You gave it away too quick!
It's the black helicopters for you buddy...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
"There is no system but GNU, and Linux is one of its kernels."
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10 Feb 2004 03:39:37 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" wrote:
And so upon Tue, 10 Feb 2004 06:08:08 -0800 didst Gregory Gadow speak
thusly:
Kate wrote:
On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 15:25:00 GMT, Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net>
wrote:
WASHINGTON DC (EAP) -- Troubled by the growing national debt
and tax dollar requirements of recent re-election campaign
promises, George Bush Junior has decided to use his religious
heritage to his advantage, and ask the American people to consider
the Jewish Seventh Year Jubilee tradition as a way to get rid of
the national debt.
I can't find anything on this when I google news about it. Must be a
joke.
Yes. The "wire service" EAP stands for "Evil Atheist Press." Mr. Willis
is a first rate parodyist, and several of his "news" stories have already
achieved urban legend status. I very much hope this one does, too.
Hey! You gave it away too quick!
It's the black helicopters for you buddy...
Just, please, NOT THE COMFY CHAIR!
--
Gregory Gadow
techbear@serv.net
http://www.serv.net/~techbear
"If you make yourself a sheep, the wolves will eat you."
-- Benjamin Franklin
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Bush Appeals to Religion to Forgive Debts |
10 Feb 2004 03:43:47 PM |
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And so upon Tue, 10 Feb 2004 13:39:37 -0800 didst Gregory Gadow speak
thusly:
"Mark K. Bilbo" wrote:
And so upon Tue, 10 Feb 2004 06:08:08 -0800 didst Gregory Gadow speak
thusly:
Kate wrote:
On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 15:25:00 GMT, Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net>
wrote:
WASHINGTON DC (EAP) -- Troubled by the growing national debt
and tax dollar requirements of recent re-election campaign
promises, George Bush Junior has decided to use his religious
heritage to his advantage, and ask the American people to consider
the Jewish Seventh Year Jubilee tradition as a way to get rid of
the national debt.
I can't find anything on this when I google news about it. Must be a
joke.
Yes. The "wire service" EAP stands for "Evil Atheist Press." Mr. Willis
is a first rate parodyist, and several of his "news" stories have already
achieved urban legend status. I very much hope this one does, too.
Hey! You gave it away too quick!
It's the black helicopters for you buddy...
Just, please, NOT THE COMFY CHAIR!
Sorry, all out.
We do, however, have some.... FLUFFY PILLOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
"There is no system but GNU, and Linux is one of its kernels."
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| User: "Diederik" |
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| Title: Re: Bush Appeals to Religion to Forgive Debts |
13 Feb 2004 06:21:19 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <y@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote in message news:<pan.2004.02.10.21.43.46.535507@hoo.com-amikchi>...
And so upon Tue, 10 Feb 2004 13:39:37 -0800 didst Gregory Gadow speak
thusly:
"Mark K. Bilbo" wrote:
And so upon Tue, 10 Feb 2004 06:08:08 -0800 didst Gregory Gadow speak
thusly:
Kate wrote:
On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 15:25:00 GMT, Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net>
wrote:
WASHINGTON DC (EAP) -- Troubled by the growing national debt
and tax dollar requirements of recent re-election campaign
promises, George Bush Junior has decided to use his religious
heritage to his advantage, and ask the American people to consider
the Jewish Seventh Year Jubilee tradition as a way to get rid of
the national debt.
I can't find anything on this when I google news about it. Must be a
joke.
Yes. The "wire service" EAP stands for "Evil Atheist Press." Mr. Willis
is a first rate parodyist, and several of his "news" stories have already
achieved urban legend status. I very much hope this one does, too.
Hey! You gave it away too quick!
It's the black helicopters for you buddy...
Just, please, NOT THE COMFY CHAIR!
Sorry, all out.
We do, however, have some.... FLUFFY PILLOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And you'll get nothing but wine, brie, and raspberries to eat!
Diederik
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