WASHINGTON: After several years of gradual de-evolution, President Bush
has finally assumed a fully-formed simian state-a process that has
alienated evangelical voters traditionally loyal to his party.
The transformation was accelerated, in recent weeks, by the
President's regression into a pre-civilized homonid, a species that
holds no politically sanctioned place in God's creation. When aides
noticed that he began to resemble Oliver North, there was no question
that his descent into a blasphemous primitive state was underway.
After his televised address on Wednesday, reporters posed pointed
questions about his goal to deploy 20,000 troops to Iraq; in response,
Bush allegedly thumped his chest, lifted one leg, and leaked on the
press corps. The following day, however, Press Secretary Tony Snow
denied that any leak had ever taken place.
Soon afterwords, the President started mis-pronouncing words-a fact
not at all out-of-the-ordinary-until the words in question were
identified as basic articles ("the," "a," "um,"...). In
response, Paul Falsprofitus (Bush's personal minister) was summoned
to the Oval Office, only to discover the commander-in-chief crouched
atop a chandelier, munching on a devotional tract. "At first,"
Falsprofitus said, "I thought he might be speaking in tongues, like
the week before when he kept saying 'surge' over and over again.
Then I realized that he had become what certified biology teachers in
public high schools call a-no, I won't even say it: it's
unmentionable. Like the Devil himself, he's set out to prove
evolution backwards."
see link:
http://gspence1173.wordpress.com/2007/01/13/bush-de-evolves-loses-evangelical-vote/
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